68. Two living treasures

The person who takes the lead has a "prince" and a "bladder", these two goods are the two people who can make the most noise in the class, of course, it is the kind of noise that does not affect the learning of others. Especially "bladder", he is still a good student, but his personality is really funny.

Its most iconic time occurred in the first half semester of high school.

Zhou Fangyuan remembered very well that the weather was very bad that day, it was cloudy and rainy, it was obviously three or four o'clock in the afternoon, but it was dark outside as if the sun had set. There was still a strong wind, and the trees in the school were shaking their heads.

At that time, the students were studying, but this thing didn't know that the tendon was not right, so he suddenly ran to the podium and opened the window. It was stormy outside, and the raindrops were blowing in through the window, and he stood in the middle of the scattered raindrops, dancing like a mad demon, and at the same time shouting "Star Sucking Dafa" in his mouth.

It is impossible to know how many classmates were really amused by his words, but Zhou Fangyuan dared to guarantee that most of the classmates were amused by his idiotic behavior.

And this product is not ashamed but proud, after the class is divided to the new class is still a funny look, even after graduating from college, when high school classmates get together, he still can't change this problem. "Comics" has become his label, and he can't take it off for the rest of his life.

Now around Zhou Fangyuan, this guy's problem can gush out without any preparation at all.

"Congratulations, our deputy, when will you invite us to dinner, I don't ask for much, just invite me to eat a few hamburgers." ”

As he spoke, the product looked drooling greedily. But the most speechless thing is that he actually really drooled.

"Who do you think you are, why did you give you a few burgers? Zhou Fangyuan, don't listen to him, you can give it to me, I don't have high requirements, just give me a pot of fried chicken." ”

"Prince" Sun Yong had a thief expression on his face, and he kept blinking at Zhou Fangyuan.

Zhou Fangyuan looked at him helplessly, and before he could speak, the "bladder" on one side was gone.

"Why, why did you give you a pot of fried chicken, who do you think you are?

"Bladder" shouted dissatisfiedly, and directly shouted out the original meaning of the nickname "prince".

Sun Yong's stomach may not be very good, others go to the small solution after every class, but he goes to the big solution after every class, and the speed is extremely fast. Basically, the others went to release the water first, and the "prince" followed closely, but before the others finished the water, he had already left with his pants. And according to the results of a quiet inspection by a guy who is not too dirty, every time the "prince" is solved, it spreads in the shape of a flower.

As a result, the nickname "Hua" became his original nickname, but "Hua" was not good, and later it was called "Huahua". Sun Yong was not very happy with "Huahua", saying that the name was too feminine and that he asked for a domineering nickname. I don't know who shouted it first, so "Prince of Jumping" became his nickname.

Although the whole class knew the process of giving the nickname at that time, now that "bladder" says it so directly, it is a slap in the face of "Prince".

The "Prince's" face flushed, and with his protruding cheekbones, his face suddenly became like an ass.

"That's right, I'm the little prince of, I'm the little prince of, you eat, go to you!"

As he spoke, he punched him.

Of course, this punch is a joke, and it can't be a real fight.

The "bladder" is also very cooperative, pretending to reach out to block the fist.

"I eat, if I eat, then you're, I'll eat you!"

"Hey, coincidentally, I'd rather be in order for you to eat!"

"Then I'm also coincidental here, in order to make you, I'd rather eat!"

Zhou Fangyuan covered his forehead speechlessly.

These two living treasures, I don't know what they think, one wants to eat and the other wants to be, even if it's to scold each other.

The rest of the class had already been amused by the pair of living treasures.

"Okay, you two, will you go to my house on the weekend? I'll make sure you're full, and you'll be able to vomit when you eat. ”

Zhou Fangyuan didn't want the two of them to continue to make trouble, although it was very funny and happy, but they didn't make trouble around them, as if they had made them like this.

As a result, as soon as Zhou Fangyuan said this, I don't know how many classmates in the class secretly swallowed their saliva.

With the more and more time of Zhou's mother setting up a stall at the gate of No. 3 Middle School during this time, many students in Class 5 have eaten hamburgers, I have to say that the cooperation of bread and fried chicken is too tempting for these high school students, that is, the price is a little expensive, ten yuan a non-bargaining, so that most students are only willing to eat occasionally to satisfy their hunger.

Now Zhou Fangyuan actually said that he would let the goods go to his house to eat, and I don't know how many people envy the good luck of these two goods.

They also wanted to eat, but they were embarrassed to talk to Zhou Fangyuan again, so they could only envy.

Only the "prince" and the "bladder" showed surprise on their faces after hearing Zhou Fangyuan's words, but then the two of them scratched their heads embarrassedly.

"Is this appropriate?"

"You have to sell it for money. ”

"Or we can afford it. ”

"It's just that I don't have any money, why don't you sell me one for three dollars?"

"Yes, the one that sold us a smaller version doesn't matter if the meat is smaller. ”

"Just enough to eat. ”

The two of them seemed to be talking cross talk.

Just now, one would rather eat and the other would rather be, but now you actually cooperate with me every word, which really makes Zhou Fangyuan have nothing to say.

"Less nonsense, go or not, pull down the ...... if you don't go"

Seeing that class was about to start, Zhou Fangyuan decided not to talk nonsense anymore.

"Go, go, go, you invite me, how can I not go?"

"Isn't it not a shame to not go to give you face?"

"If you don't give face, you don't give me face, if a certain piece of dares to do this, I will directly step on him. ”

"Ha, your teeth are very hard, and if you come to step on it, I will stain the soles of your shoes. ”

"That's all you have to do, are you so rare that you can't stand up?"

"It's not like that, I'm just here to make it easy for you to eat, remember to bring a spoon when you eat. ”

No more!

It really doesn't work!

The more these two talk about it, the more they go too far, and they have begun to develop in the direction of disgusting.

Zhou Fangyuan really couldn't listen to it, and hurriedly ran out on the pretext of going to the toilet.

There are many classmates with him, all of whom are disgusted by these two goods.

When Zhou Fangyuan came back from the bathroom, the teacher was already standing on the podium, although he hadn't pulled the bell yet, he still shouted "report" very respectfully, and after the teacher nodded to him, he quickly returned to his seat.

The rest of the classes were all about papers and announcing grades.

Because Mr. Guo only announced the total score at that time, the specific score will be announced by each teacher individually. If there is no class today, the class representative needs to take time to go to the teacher's office to get the transcript.

When the scores were issued, a few families were happy and a few were sad, and even the "prince" and "bladder" had no interest in messing around.

After school in the afternoon, all the class committee members and class representatives stayed.

Mr. Guo took them to clean up briefly, which is also the proper meaning of the question. They were then told that they must come to school early tomorrow morning before the parent-teacher conference to help them find their children's seats.

This is one of the bad things about class committees and class representatives, that is, when everyone else is resting, they are always unable to rest.

After arranging everyone's tasks, Zhou Fangyuan was finally able to leave the school. As a result, as soon as he walked out of the class door, he saw Wu Enqi standing on the edge of the stairs, and when he saw him come out, the other party immediately greeted him.

"Wait for me?"

Zhou Fangyuan was a little strange, the homes of the two were not in the same direction.

"Well, what about you, you said before that you would let Sun Yong and them go to your house, are you serious?"

Ng asked a very strange question.

Zhou Fangyuan replied as a matter of course, "Of course it's true, it's necessary to lie about this kind of thing?"

Wu Enqi smiled and said, "Then I want to go too, okay?"

Zhou Fangyuan said, "Of course it's okay, but not tomorrow, we all have to come to school tomorrow, and if we want to go, it will be the day after tomorrow." ”

Wu Enqi nodded, "Then let's say so, I'll go over the morning after tomorrow, when will you have time?"

Zhou Fangyuan said, "I have time at any time, or else, I'll wait for you at the east exit of Ganhe Bridge at nine o'clock in the morning, do you think it's okay?"

Wu Enqi said, "Yes, of course. ”

After making an appointment, the two went downstairs together, walked all the way out of the school, and finally separated at the school gate.

But Zhou Fangyuan didn't leave, but waited for Shen Xing, who was picking up the bicycle in the back.

After waiting for two minutes, Shen Xing appeared in Zhou Fangyuan's sight pushing a bicycle.

Seeing him, Shen Xing's face showed a puzzled look, "Why don't you go home yet?"

Zhou Fangyuan smiled, "I'm waiting for you." ”

"Waiting for me?" Shen Xing's eyes widened, "What are you waiting for me for?"

Although she asked, her face turned red, obviously thinking of some possibility.

Zhou Fangyuan saw it in his eyes, but he didn't use this to laugh at the other party, but said his purpose directly, "Sun Yong, aren't they making a fuss about going to my house today?" Wu Enqi also said that he wanted to go just now. I'm thinking about calling you too, and I want you to tutor me in my homework, how can I do it without currying favor with you beforehand?"

Zhou Fangyuan's words made Shen Xing's face not so red, but she shook her head, "I won't go, you boys play together, and I can't play with you." ”

"If there's anything you can't play together, it's all classmates, just be casual, okay, that's it, I'll wait for you at nine o'clock on Sunday morning at Ganhe Bridge East, see you or leave." ”

After speaking, he didn't give Shen Xing a chance to refuse at all, turned around and left.

Shen Xing shouted at him in the back for several words but didn't stop, so he could only push the bicycle and leave.

Of course, she couldn't stop shouting, because Zhou Fangyuan had already seen the shadow waiting under the bus stop sign not far away just now.

Since you want to invite your classmates to your home as guests, of course, it is enough to invite them all at once, otherwise you will come one by one, not to mention whether he has the time or not, some people are afraid that they will not go to his house alone.

It is better to take this opportunity to have other classmates also go and invite Duan Qingyi to his house as a guest.