Zhang Kuan wanted to say that he should ban alcohol while driving today, but when he saw Zhang Guifang's resolute face, he changed his mind, he should go for a drink, and he should also tell him clearly about himself and Yanling.

Zhang Kuan proposed to go to Weiyang Palace, saying where the dishes were good. Zhang Guifang drove the car over, and saw that the various Mercedes-Benz BMW Bentley Cadillac parked at the gate of Weiyang Palace was not beautiful, and said that the price of food in Weiyang Palace was too expensive, so we didn't spend that unjust money, so we made our own decisions and drove the car to a small food stall, parked the car at the door of people's homes, and went in angrily.

ordered three or four side dishes, asked for four bottles of beer, the two of them ate and drank, Zhang Kuan wanted to mention Yanling several times, but Zhang Guifang was addicted to talking, and couldn't open his mouth at all, looking at the time was almost up, Zhang Guifang said: "Let's go, Dad invites you to take a bath." ”

Zhang Kuan couldn't get rid of it, so Zhang Guifang pulled Zhang Kuan with a black face, "You have to go." ”

Zhang Kuan couldn't resist it, so he got into the car.

In the car, Zhang Kuan plucked up his courage and said to Zhang Guifang: "Dad, you said, if Yanling and I are separated, what do you think?"

Hearing this, Zhang Guifang chuckled in his heart, sure enough, Zhang Kuan himself said so, it is estimated that there is really a problem in that place, otherwise how could he say the words of breaking up in a good manner?

Zhang Guifang is also a man, he knows the suffering of men, his son-in-law's life is gone, no, he is already very lost, and it will not be interesting enough to fight him again. Pretending not to know right now, he asked stupidly, "Why, what are you doing separately?"

Zhang Kuan lowered his head and pondered, thinking for a long time, and didn't dare to tell Zhang Guifang that he had a woman outside, what if Guifang Niu had a temper and got into trouble with himself? Even if you don't mess with yourself, it's not good if you get into trouble with Xu Jiaojiao.

made up other reasons, "Yanling is in college, I am still illiterate, I don't think I am worthy of her, and I will have no common language in my life in the future." ”

Zhang Guifang glanced at her son-in-law when she heard this, "What are you talking about, what do you mean by being worthy and what is not worthy? What's wrong with you being illiterate, being illiterate is not the same as buying a car and being a factory director, what's wrong with her going to college, she doesn't have to get married and have a baby when she goes to college, there is never a man in this world who is not worthy of a woman, only a woman is not worthy of a man." ”

When he said this, Zhang Kuan blushed for a while, and suspected in his heart that Zhang Yanling was probably not biological.

Zhang Guifang parked the car at the gate of Huaqing Pool and said to her son-in-law: "Let's go, go in and take a bath, I'll treat you." ”

Zhang Kuan was stunned for a long time, and then shirked: "I won't go." ”

Zhang Guifang snorted, "If you don't go, you can't go, a manly husband, you should be more free and easy, you look at me, I'll look for Miss outside, but I'm still the same good husband when I go home, this is a real man." ”

Zhang Kuan's remarks shocked him, and it was strange that there was a father-in-law who encouraged his son-in-law to find Miss.

couldn't resist him, so Zhang Kuan followed.

When she arrived at the hot spring pool, Zhang Guifang took off her essence first, and stood in the pool with a big smile, fiddling with her treasure and teasing it with water.

There were originally a few men in the pool, and when they saw Zhang Guifang so majestic, they were ashamed of themselves in comparison, so they were embarrassed and moved to other pools.

Seeing this, Zhang Kuan became a fighter, and also lifted the bathrobe on his waist, went down with a big grin, and stood opposite Zhang Guifang. This time it was Zhang Guifang's turn to be stunned and ashamed.

remembered that Zhang Kuan's distant cousin said that day that Zhang Kuan's words were not only fine, but also bad, saying that Yanling would only be afraid that she would not be able to bear it in the future. At the time, I thought the man was bragging, but I didn't expect to see it today, and it was so.

Since the baby is good, why does Yanling want to look up the American artificial baby on the Internet?

Zhang Guifang thought about it, and suddenly understood that it might be that Zhang Kuan's thing looked big, but it was actually a silver-like pewter gun head, which could only be seen but not used.

Thinking of this, Zhang Guifang had a plan for the next step, and he had to let Zhang Kuan get it with someone to know the truth or falsehood.

At the moment, I soaked a little, so I went up to find my good friend, and asked me to find a girl to try Zhang Kuan.

The first time I heard that the father-in-law came to find Miss Experimentation in order to check his son-in-law, it was told like a joke, and after a while, the entire Miss Huaqingchi knew, and they all ran to the door of the box to look, and found that they were still young and beautiful, and they were eager to try.

Hongyu also heard the news, ran to take a look, and found that it was Zhang Kuan, so she hurriedly went to find the dumb dumb, saying that Zhang Kuan had come to find Miss, and asked the dumb to come out to accompany him.

As soon as he heard Zhang Kuan's name, he immediately put on makeup and ran to the box.

Because he wants to try his son-in-law, Zhang Guifang has requirements, and if he is sick, he will definitely not work, and he will not be able to be experienced.

He looked around the crowd, and suddenly his eyes lit up, and when he saw a timid little girl, he immediately had an idea, pointed at her and said, "It's you, little girl." ”

Someone immediately recognized that it was dumb and dumb, and said that it was wrong, it was a serious waiter in the hotel, not a young lady.

Zhang Guifang was depressed when she heard this, and was about to change people, but she didn't expect the girl to agree with a red face, Guifang was overjoyed, so she let her sister in, and she also pulled one and opened a two-person room.

Zhang Guifang said to Zhang Kuan: "Junbao, Dad is not one of those old feudal, old antiques, for the sake of your future life with Yanling, I will personally make a demonstration." After saying that, he picked up his gun and went into battle.

Seeing this, even though Zhang Kuan was a man, his face was red with shame and he sighed.

This kind of father-in-law has been ignoring the people's morality, doing whatever he wants, daring, no matter who encounters this kind of father-in-law, he can only ask for more blessings and face it patiently, for this practice of verifying the boy's instinct before marriage, Zhang Kuan only feels shy, but he doesn't feel bad.

If you have a daughter, if you can't marry a man, I'm afraid you will feel heartache for your daughter.

Dumb but embarrassed to be naked in front of outsiders, he directly took the sheet and wrapped it, and then did it.

Gui Fang finished work, Zhang Kuan continued, this time he was satisfied, since his son-in-law was in good health, there was nothing to worry about, just about to light a cigarette, he heard the door of the van outside rattling, a group of uniforms rushed in, the flash lights flashed, but it was the anti-pornography brigade coming.

was so frightened that Zhang Kuan shuddered and shot them all.

The dumb didn't wear a condom this time, not a drop was leaked, and they all caught it.

After taking the photo, someone came to pull it and scolded him, "Get up, hurry up and separate, what kind of system will it become?"

Zhang Kuan hugged the dumb and dumb, but he didn't move, and when someone came to pull him, he howled like a pig, saying that he was frightened, was clamped, and couldn't get out.

An experienced person said: "Relax, don't be nervous, you won't be shot if you do this, don't be afraid." ”

Zhang Guifang was pulled up, ordered to squat on the ground and hold his head, and spoke for his son-in-law, "Don't dare to touch it at this time, if you touch it, you will die." If you catch him, we all admit it, but don't touch him. ”

At this time, someone sighed, "Lao Zhang, why are you again?"

Zhang Guifang raised her head when she heard this, and smiled hesitantly, "Hello Officer Xu, this is me again." ”

Someone took over, "Ha, I'm still a repeat offender." ”

Everyone laughed, and Zhang Kuan laughed too, relaxed, and got out of himself.

When the next group of men and women were photographed, they put on their respective clothes, took the police car, and roared to the detention center.

Before getting into the car, Zhang Guifang handed a cigarette to Officer Xu with a shy face, "I said officer, anyway, you are here to fine the money, and it just so happens that I have money, so it is better to hand over the money directly, and you don't have to take us there." ”

Officer Xu immediately changed his face when he heard this, "Fart, who is it for money, this is to crack down on you unhealthy tendencies, take it away." ”

This anti-pornography campaign is an order from the higher authorities and a requirement of the central government's three repetitions and five orders to build a civilized society and put an end to vulgarity and obscenity.

After receiving reports from the masses, our public security officers and police quickly attacked to destroy this gang den, and ordered Huaqingchi to suspend business and re-reform, and also punished the relevant responsible persons.

Zhang Kuan and the others were brought in, and they spent 20,000 yuan to buy Officer Xu that night, and they were released, and those who couldn't pay the fine became educated models.

When Zhang Kuan came out, the dumb was locked up on the side of the lost woman, and when he didn't see her, he wanted to find her. Zhang Guifang said: "Don't look for it, we just come out by ourselves, those chickens, they are looking for themselves, they have their own way to come up with it." ”

Zhang Kuan said, "She's actually quite pitiful." ”

Zhang Guifang said: "What is pitiful, not pitiful at all, I don't dare to do anything all day long, I came with a penny on my legs, and the really pitiful thing is those migrant workers, who are tired like dogs all day long, and they can't earn a few dollars." ”

As he was talking, he saw a few brightly dressed people with fat heads and big ears being released, Zhang Guifang pointed at them and said: "You see, as long as you can afford to pay the fine, people can come out. ”

Zhang Kuan asked, "Then if they all pay the fine, won't the police work in vain?

Zhang Guifang laughed, "How can everyone be able to afford the fine, those mud-legged migrant workers promise not to pay, a fine of 10,000 yuan, and they will have to work for two or three months." ”

Hearing this, Zhang Kuan was speechless for a while, he thought that the young lady was pitiful, and Zhang Guifang thought that the migrant workers were pitiful, and as a result, the two most pitiful people in the industry were caught in the number and became the object of education.

Don't you know that the people who really need to be educated are those leaders who are full of fat intestines.

The two walked to the hotel, chatting while walking, Zhang Guifang said: "I have planned, you will get married as soon as Yanling graduates, we are still young, and we can give you two and a baby, and when Guoguo gets married and has a baby in the future, your baby is also older, and you can help take care of ......"

Zhang Kuan suddenly spoke: "What if I don't marry Yanling?"

Zhang Guifang stopped when she heard this, and looked at Zhang Kuan for a long time, "You tell me the truth, what happened, I was still warm to Lingling a while ago, and now I don't want it, you explain it to me well today, don't try to fool me, otherwise I won't be done with you." ”

Zhang Kuan took a deep breath when he heard this, and decided not to tell him about Jiaojiao, but to talk about another thing.

"I killed someone, and I don't know when I will be arrested by the police. ”

Under the street lamp, Zhang Guifang opened her mouth half-open, and the cigarette butt in her hand burned until her fingers were shocked, and she said two words lightly: I shit.