Chapter 488: Lifting a Stone to Shoot Yourself in the Foot
Duan Yu rubbed his forehead and looked at Lu Ping, his face turned blue with anger.
Lose your marbles!
He must be crazy!
"I haven't arrived yet, what kind of car do I get?" Duan Yu said hysterically.
Lu Ping emphasized: "Take a taxi back by yourself!"
"Don't fight!" Duan Yu said: "Mr. Gong said that if you want to send me back to the hotel, you have to send me back!"
"No, right, okay, I'll see if you can't get down in a while!" Lu Ping hung up the S gear and drove back quickly.
Of course, it was not in the direction of the hotel where Duan Yu lived.
He chose the opposite direction.
There are not many vehicles on the road during this time period, which gives Lu Ping more room to play.
The speedometer once soared to 200 miles!
And it's turning, U-turning, and phased speed-up.
In the beginning.
Duan Yu thought he could handle it.
But then he found that even if he grabbed the armrest ring, and even hugged the back of the front seat, he still couldn't resist the passion brought by this speed, his body sometimes leaned left and right, sometimes leaned forward and closed, sometimes seemed to wander in the universe and fell into the moon and the moon, sometimes seemed to roll into the stinky ditch and knocked his nose and face swollen.
I want to keep my center of gravity.
But it's no longer clear which is the center of gravity.
He felt more and more that the internal organs in his body had been turning over the river and the sea, moving east to west, and up to and down. The waist is almost shaking and no longer grows on the waist, as if it is shaking to the throat.
"Stop...... Stop...... Stop ......"
"Stop ......"
"Car...... Cart...... Cheche ......"
Shouting 'stop', his tongue and mouth did not obey him, and the fat on his cheeks seemed to be enchanted, twisting and deforming.
Brush!
The car has a dragon tail swing.
The car stopped.
"Do you still want to ride in my car, how do you feel at this moment?" Lu Ping glanced back at him.
"Don't sit...... No, no...... Sit. "Duan Yu was still shivering, and under this stillness, there seemed to be several warm things in his stomach, which kept going up.......
Lu Ping said: "If you want to vomit and vomit, dare to vomit in my car, I will let you lick it." ”
Duan Yu covered his mouth and pushed the door to get out of the car, but due to the continuous loss of balance just now, he didn't step on his feet steadily, and he fell to the ground all of a sudden.
There was a burst of 'smack' in his mouth, and he squirted out* violently.
Lu Ping also got out of the car and stood in front of him.
I don't know what this guy ate at night, it smells so bad.
"Teacher Duan, what are you eating, eating bad stomach?" One of Lu Ping's best things is to gloat, in this situation, if you are not happy, how can you be worthy of those oil money.
The price of oil in China is so expensive.
It's an S file again.
"You...... You...... I...... I'm going to...... Uh......" paragraph has not yet come out of the whirling feeling, and saliva is running down his mouth.
Lu Ping asked rhetorically: "I can't even speak clearly, how can I be a trainer?
Duan Yu struggled to regain his vitality: "I want to sue...... Tell...... You ......"
"Oh, Teacher Duan, get up, get up, you see you spit out and eat it back, this stall ......" Lu Ping looked at Duan Yu's embarrassed appearance, recalling that he had just been valued by the eldest lady, and his heart was very comfortable.
Oh, yes.
I, Lu Ping, didn't take you, the big yellow tooth trainer, in my eyes.
But you have to provoke me.
Blame me?
Lu Ping took the opportunity to smoke a cigarette and watched his dignity.
Accustomed to seeing corpses all over the battlefield, he felt that the living creatures lying on the ground were even more precious.
"You...... You let me slow down...... Slowly, let me slow down. Duan Yu lay on the ground and took a few deep breaths, and his huge ass rose and fell for several reincarnations.
Lu Ping asked, "And then?"
And then ...... Then I'll shoot you to death!" Duan Yu reached out and touched a brick from the ground, and couldn't help but feel a burst of secret joy, and at this time, it was almost relaxed, so he stood up and smashed it at Lu Ping.
What about people?
But the bricks have been shot.
By inertia, the brick smashed straight into the surface of his foot.
"Ouch...... Ouch......" Duan Yu hugged his feet and howled.
This is in line with the idiom 'lift a stone and shoot yourself in the foot'.
Lu Ping walked over from the side at the right time, looked at Duan Yu's embarrassed look, and said to the ground: "Teacher Duan, what do you say you can do? I couldn't even hold the brick steadily, and I hit myself." As far as your virtue is concerned, you are embarrassed to ask the eldest lady for this and that request, are you worthy of the eldest lady's thirst for talent? She handed over such a large auto trade city and thousands of employees to you, can you take it well? Can you train it well?"
Duan Yu groaned in embarrassment, and couldn't help arguing: "Underestimate people, you underestimate people, I, Duan Yu, am the first place in the total score of Yu Mengya's training institution......"
"Here it is again, here it is!" Lu Ping snorted coldly: "The most annoying thing is your words, narcissist." ”
At this moment, Duan Yu was still thinking in his heart, he was so much bigger than the other party, it should be no problem to beat him!
Well, he played himself like this, just to fight him.
Anyway, when I was in the training institution, I also practiced some basic grappling movements.
How bold people are.
How productive the land is.
Duan Yu thought about it and suddenly pounced on Lu Ping.
He felt that his collision was not trivial, he would definitely be able to hit him and eat, and then ride on him, greet him with punches and ask him if he was convinced. If you don't shout for submission, you won't spare him.
Thereupon.
Lu Ping leaned slightly to the side.
Duan Yu pounced on the dog and ate again.
My hands were numb.
If it weren't for his wide body and soft flesh, this fall would really be extraordinary.
"Yo ho, it's quite flexible...... Duan Yu felt that this kind of impact tactic was not advisable, so he decided to change his mind and wrestle with him.
Hmph, just because I'm bigger than you and fatter than you, I can't beat you?
After getting up from the ground, Duan Yu stepped forward and hugged Lu Ping's shoulder.
But Lu Ping's shoulder, how can you say that you can hug it?
Shoulders swayed.
Duan Yu hugged the air. Instead, Lu Ping took the opportunity to pat him on the shoulder.
This shot seems to be inadvertent.
Duan Yu's waist flashed fiercely, and his hip bone seemed to be sprained, and it hurt hotly.
He thought he was pushing too hard.
As soon as he bent over, Duan Yu saw the other party's two legs.
Yes, hug your legs.
Hold his legs......
This time, Lu Ping didn't dodge or dodge.
He hugged him.
Hold it anyway.
At this time, Duan Yu was already sweating profusely, and he was still wondering, he was already holding the victory in his hands, hugging his legs, and using enough force, why couldn't he fall?
It was as if he had hugged two large pillars, and he didn't move.
"Teacher Duan, don't toss, are you tired?" Lu Ping looked down at Duan Yu, who was pouting like a big bear and trying to lift his head, and he couldn't bear to tease him anymore.
But Duan Yu is quite stubborn, he is unwilling to be teased by the other party, he wants revenge, and wants to use his physical advantage to submit to this president driver.
As everyone knows.
How many people who have had such thoughts have long since died down.
Duan Yu saw that he couldn't pull Lu Ping's legs, so he began to try to hit Lu Ping's abdomen with his head.
Can it be bumped?
It's like an egg touching a stone.
Duan Yu was already fat, but after this toss, he sat on the ground panting.
"Have you figured it out now?" Lu Ping asked him.
Duan Yu asked, "Do you want to ...... Figured out something?"
"In front of me, keep a low profile. Lu Ping smiled and patted Duan Yu's fat shoulder, and immediately retreated three steps.
Duan Yu took a few deep breaths, then patted his chest, and emphasized: "I also want to keep a low profile, but my strength does not allow it, I, Duan Yu, am the first place in Yu Mengya International Training Institution......
Here again and again?
"Teacher Duan, listen to me!" Lu Ping looked at the narcissistic maniac in front of him, and said in a matter-of-fact manner: "The real strength is not that you yourself are bragging about yourself here, you have to make others admit and believe that you are indeed very good." I, Lu Ping, put my words here today, if you really have two brushes, that's okay, I'll cover you in the Auto Trade City from now on. On the contrary, how far away you give me a roll!"
Let's talk about it.
Lu Ping returned to the car.
Duan Yu slowly stood up, watched the car drive away, and suddenly cried out of breath.
Who are you? And you cover me, what kind of cover?
You're just a little driver.
Say it as if this company is yours.
Hmph, let's see, when my Duan Yu is firmly established in the Auto Trade City, the first person I will clean up is you!
I, Duan Yu, am the first place in Yu Mengya International Training Institution......
......
Tianbao Martial Arts Academy.
Office area.
In the evening, there are more than a dozen martial arts people who are famous in Yongzhou.
With the prestige of Qin Haotian and Wan Baolu, the two brothers and sisters in the martial arts world, the enrollment of Tianbao Martial Arts Academy is very smooth, and there is an endless stream of martial arts enthusiasts who come to sign up.
No doubt.
The birth of Tianbao Martial Arts School is extraordinary.
Even the prestigious 'Shaolin Branch' in Yongzhou City has been affected by its enrollment.
There are even many students from the Shaolin branch who chose to transfer schools and came to Tianbao Martial Arts Academy.
You must know that Shaolin Martial Arts School has always been the leader of the Chinese martial arts world.
And tonight.
A message from Wan Baolu in the circle of friends attracted martial arts masters in Yongzhou to come to Tianbao Martial Arts School to watch and participate.
'In the evening, Senior Brother Qin came to the martial arts school as a guest. ’
That's the message.
At this time.
under the light.
Wan Baolu and all the martial arts masters all stood under the office building with a look of longing, welcoming Qin Haotian's arrival.
"Principal Wan, I heard that your senior brother, Master Qin, is going to challenge a ...... recently Young martial arts enthusiasts, is there such a thing?"
"yes, yes, I've heard that, what's that guy's name?"
"I really don't understand why Master Qin has such a big wrist to challenge a nobody?"
"Incredible, incredible!"
“......”
There was a lot of talk.
In fact, Montbla is also very puzzled by this.
What kind of identity does the senior brother have, how could he do such an unwise move?
At this time.
A deep voice came from afar.
"I've kept you waiting, Qin is late......"
Everyone was shocked, but what about people?
Just hear it.
Nowhere to be seen.
Immediately, I saw a shadow-like figure, ghostly from far to near, and stood in front of them in a moment.
It was Qin Haotian Master Qin.
Even Wan Baolu, who knew Qin Haotian best, couldn't help but be taken aback, and exclaimed: "Senior brother, don't come out to be scary at this big night, you don't walk well, you have to use your instantaneous shape." ”
Transience?
Everyone was dazed and shocked.
The so-called transient shifting is that after practicing light skills to a certain extent, you can cooperate with flexible footwork and body techniques to achieve ghostly transposition, especially at night, you will find that the other party's walking posture is as erratic as a ghost, and the speed is extremely fast.
Of course, during the day, the effect may be a little worse.
Qin Haotian raised his hands upside down and slowly stood in front of everyone.
Looking at the faces of reverence and worship, he was as light as a breeze, and he had long been used to it.
"Everyone, just now you asked me Senior Sister Wan, why did Qin Mou challenge a little-known nobody. Qin Haotian had an image of Lu Ping in his mind, and said calmly: "The reason is very simple, this person not only slandered my Dongshan martial arts, but also made a lot of nonsense, saying that Qin's 'way of volleying' was vulnerable! What is even more infuriating is that he ...... He also went to the house of a martial arts colleague to provoke and robbed him of his ancestral relics. For such a black sheep, how can I, Qin, as the president of the Yongzhou martial arts world, allow him to be presumptuous? I just want him to know that Qin's 'way of volleying' is not something that ordinary martial arts enthusiasts like him can understand, and I want him to know that we martial arts people have the rules of our martial artists, and no one can trample on them!"
It attracted the blood of all the people in the martial arts, and their hearts were surging.
It's a pity that none of the words are true.
Anyway, he is a master, his mouth grows on his face, and what he says, others will believe.
He wouldn't tell these people that the reason why he challenged Lu Ping was because the other party broke his 'volley way' at the school celebration, and in the Tao knife workshop, he had a verbal conflict with him, and he launched the challenge in a fit of anger.
The master wants face and loves face.
Qin Haotian felt that even if he told a lie, the balance of justice would always be in favor of him.
Wan Baolu wasted no time in saying, "Senior brother, now everyone is curious, what is the name of the unknown person you want to teach?"
"Haha, you can't say it, you can't say it. Qin Haotian freed a finger and shook it in the air, emphasizing: "Before you really go to the ring, you won't know who he is." Otherwise, this was originally a nobody who was not even a county-level member, and if he used Qin's name to hype himself, wouldn't I, Qin, make a wedding dress for this kind of ill-intentioned person? Qin just don't give him this opportunity to show his head, and give the martial arts world a stop with one punch, and give the martial arts world a fair ......."
Wow, a master is a master.
Makes sense, it makes sense.
Everyone was applauded.
They even felt that the reason why that unknown junior would slander the martial arts world and Master Qin was to hype up and make a name for himself, and it was the same reason to be with those trolls on the Internet who had no bottom line.
It's still Master Qin's thoughtfulness.
"If there are no accidents, I will send a war letter to that person in the next few days, and at that time, you are welcome to go to war. Well, it's about visiting the war. Qin Haotian smiled inscrutablely.
Wan Baolu said: "Senior brother cleaned him up, do you still need a punch? This is a battle without suspense." ”
"Baolu, you don't want to raise Qin. Qin Haotian said modestly: "There are people outside the world, there are heavens outside the sky, let's not underestimate any of them, even if it is a nameless opponent." So, even if I can solve it with one punch, I will do a few more punches. Because I also want to fight a punch for all the martial arts people, and teach this ...... who slanders the Dongshan martial arts world together Black sheep!"
Quack!
Quack!
There was a round of applause.
Subsequently.
At the request of all martial arts colleagues.
Qin Haotian exchanged his own 'volley path' with everyone, and interspersed some of the applications and powers of the 'Three Whips' that he had newly researched.
Everyone has benefited a lot.
In the end, Qin Haotian said to Wan Baolu again: "Baolu, Qin has entrusted you to do something for me. ”
Wan Baolu was flattered and said, "Senior brother, just give orders." ”
Qin Haotian said: "Since the beginning of the previous year, I have put forward the actual combat theory of the 'way of volleying', and now it is the third year, and now it has been perfected, and I have also taken a lot of notes. But although this is Qin's hard work, I can't bear to monopolize it myself. I'm going to carry it forward and publish a book called 'Volley'. ”
There was another round of applause.
"Wow, Master Qin is finally going to publish a book, this will be a big event in the martial arts world!"
"If we want to make a sensation in the rhythm of the whole country, in this way, we can also practice Master Qin's 'Volley Dao' openly?"
"Great, great, I'll be the first to buy the book!"
“......”
Qin Haotian stretched out his hand to stop everyone's discussion, and then said: "Of course, Qin is a martial artist, and his writing is still lacking. I found out recently that there was a writer named 'Mr. Huang He', who was very famous and well-written. Baolu, you can ask him to write for him. Don't be afraid to spend money. ”
Wan Baolu said: "I also know this Mr. Huanghe, but how can I contact him?"
Qin Haotian said: "He...... These famous authors generally have their own official accounts. Although he does not have as many fans as Qin, it is also commendable. Oh yes, remember to inform the media first. But you must explain clearly that Qin did not do this for the sake of fame, but to better serve all martial arts colleagues......"
Wan Baolu nodded: "That will definitely cause a sensation, I will start arranging it immediately, it is estimated that there will be media disclosure of this martial arts event tonight." ”
......
Sure enough!
As soon as the news that Qin Haotian was going to publish a book came out.
The entire martial arts world is boiling.
In the evening of the same day, more than a dozen websites, media, and public accounts in Dongshan Province vied with each other to publish and announce this important good news to the world.
This sensation.
No less than the kind of effect that Stephen Chow, the king of comedy, is preparing to make a new movie.
Early the next morning.
When Lu Ping drove to work, he also heard this report on the traffic radio.
It is reported that the director of the National Qigong Association, the vice president of the Dongshan Provincial Martial Arts Culture Association, the expert judge of the martial arts style of Dongshan TV, the specially invited actual martial arts guest of the Huaxia Sports Channel, and the founder of the actual combat theory of the way of volley...... Qin Haotian, a martial arts master who is known as a leading figure in the Dongshan martial arts world, has recently finished sorting out the martial arts notes he wrote, and is ready to contribute part of the manuscript on the 'Way of Volleying' to the publishing house Fu Zi for publication. ”
This manuscript was originally named "Interception Dao", which can be called the essence of actual combat and embodies the practical achievements of Master Qin Haotian's life. It is rumored that the manuscript will be edited by the famous writer 'Mr. Huang He'...... We believe that the advent of this work will become a new milestone in the martial arts world, just like Mr. Bruce Lee's "Jeet Kune Do" back then......"
Yes?
Lu Ping was dumbfounded.
Didn't he just publish a book, and even the traffic radio and television station promoted him?
And invited 'Mr. Huanghe' to write?
While waiting for the red light, Lu Ping simply opened the webpage with his mobile phone and searched for the details of the news.
Of course.
Lu Ping was not interested in this so-called Master Qin.
It's that he doesn't believe that 'Mr. Huanghe' is such an upright and selfless person who will really agree to make this wedding dress for him.
But this check doesn't matter.
Something went wrong.
When Lu Ping found out that the danger was coming, it was too late.