Chapter 404 Zhang Pu: What is a dog, I can make cockroaches popular (recommended votes plus more)
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The premiere of "Tang Bohu Dots Autumn Fragrance" was held two days ago.
Zhang Pu did not participate.
However, the premiere was also star-studded.
Without Zhang Pu's premiere, Shen Ran, Dong Qin and other film creators naturally became the focus of the media.
Of course, even if the media reporter knew that Zhang Pu had returned to his hometown for the New Year, they still asked why Zhang Pu did not come.
"Director Zhang will participate in the premiere of this film in the future, is he not confident in this film?"
"Director Zhang doesn't come, doesn't it show his confidence in this film?" Jiang Xingwen said with a smile, "It is Director Zhang's opinion that this film is set for the Spring Festival." The Spring Festival stalls are undoubtedly the most competitive among the many schedules. dares to put the film on this schedule, which is enough to show Director Zhang's confidence in this film. ”
Of course, as for why Director Zhang didn't come, in addition to being confident in this film and feeling that he didn't need to add momentum, it was also because he went back to his hometown to accompany his family. Jiang Xingwen continued, "Director Zhang will spend some time with his family every year, which is a well-known thing. ”
This question was answered by him, which was obviously more convincing than the answer of Lin Mu and others.
The Spring Festival stalls are full of blockbusters, and in terms of investment and production costs, "Tang Bohu Dots Autumn Fragrance" is not outstanding.
However, this film is a collaboration between Zhang Pu, Lin Mu, and Shen Ran several times, and the momentum is not much better than those big productions.
Although the film schedule is not as good as a blockbuster with an investment of nearly 500 million, it is only one percent short.
"Demon Landing" is 22% of the film schedule.
"Tang Bohu Dots Autumn Fragrance" is 21% of the film.
It is also extremely good to have such a film schedule in the Spring Festival file.
In addition to the box office appeal of Zhang Pu and others, this is not unrelated to the distribution ability of companies such as Oriental DreamWorks.
"The attendance rate is really not low!"
Xu Jiahui and others entered the theater in a low-key manner, and the theater was almost full.
It's only during the day, and if it's the peak time for watching movies at night, I'm afraid it's even more amazing.
"Fellow support!" Zhang Pu said with a smile.
As long as the films related to Zhang Pu are much higher in the city and province than in other regions.
Especially in my hometown city, the film schedule is much higher.
The film schedule is high, so that it is not supported by the hometown theater, but adjusted according to the market.
Shortly after the four of them sat down, the film began.
In front of the Tang Mansion, many people gathered, all of whom came to ask Tang Bohu for paintings and ink treasures.
There is no Tang Bohu in this world.
However, through the narration, I know that this is a great talent for both calligraphy and painting.
Or the head of the four talents.
In the garden in the Tang Mansion, the pen stand is full of brushes, and Tang Bohu, played by Shen Ran, is choosing brushes.
Tang Bohu finally picked out a satisfactory brush, then lifted the pen, dipped it in ink, and then put on a posture ready to write.
The audience in the theater thought that Tang Bohu was going to write a word.
After all, he's a genius!
The audience is looking forward to it.
However, Tang Bohu held the brush in his hand and tossed it back and forth.
Just when the audience was stunned and wondered where someone could write like this, the camera moved down and a barbecue grill appeared.
On the barbecue grill, there are several chicken legs on a skewer, and Tang Bohu is using a brush to swipe the chicken legs back and forth.
This...... It's a bit unexpected!
The audience in the theater burst into laughter, everyone thought that Tang Bohu was going to write, but who knew that people wanted to shabu chicken legs.
With this smile, the audience was instantly infected by the atmosphere.
The audience's emotions were unconsciously driven by the film.
It turned out that the brush was not dipped in ink, but the juice used to dip the chicken thighs.
Interesting!
It's so much fun!
All the audience had bright eyes and eyes full of joy.
Zhang Pu's cooperation with the three of them is as surprising as ever.
The film continues.
Zhu Zhishan, one of the four great talents in Jiangnan, came to Tang Bohu to save his life, saying that he had lost 300,000 taels of silver, and asked Tang Bohu to paint 30 paintings to save him.
Tang Bohu finally agreed.
On the ground was a huge piece of drawing paper, several meters long and two meters wide.
Tang Bohu asked Zhu Zhishan to take off his clothes and drenched Zhu Zhishan's whole body with a basin of ink.
Then, use Zhu Zhishan's body and paint with a brush.
Tossing and turning on the huge drawing paper, holding a paintbrush in his hand, a paintbrush in his foot, and a paintbrush in his mouth, a series of operations are dazzling.
Coupled with the somewhat radical background music, all the audience was dumbfounded, and the entire theater was silent.
Finally, Tang Bohu stopped writing, took a sip of water, and sprayed it on the painting he had just completed.
With this spray, a magnificent and world-engulfing picture slowly appeared.
It is called "the eagle spreads its wings and swallows the world".
"Wow~~~"
As the picture scroll slowly appeared little by little, all the audience couldn't help but say "wow~".
This scene is so amazing, too amazing, so shocking to the eye.
Compared to the original, it is obviously more amazing.
It's all about special effects technology.
This way of painting is simply unprecedented, and there is no one else since.
Although they know that this is a movie and an exaggerated expression, the audience still can't help but admire, Tang Bohu is too good!
What an eye-opener!
You can still do that.
Especially at the end, when the water sprays, the vast picture scroll of magnificent waves swallowing mountains and rivers is presented little by little, it is really amazing!
It's so enjoyable to watch!
This Nima is simply a super visual treat.
And among them, the stalk of the eagle and the little worm in its mouth also made me laugh.
Then the jokes kept appearing.
Tang Bohu's eight wives subverted everyone's senses.
The beautiful woman who is like a flower and jade actually gambles and drinks heavily......
I don't know why, no one sympathizes with Tang Bohu, anyway, there is a sense of schadenfreude.
Who let him marry eight wives, and they are so beautiful.
The film continues, and King Ning sent someone to find Tang Bohu.
Mrs. Tang knew that King Ning was plotting to rebel, and it would be no good to send someone to find Tang Bohu, so she excused herself and said that Tang Bohu was critically ill and it was inconvenient to meet guests.
However, the people sent by King Ning broke into the Tang Mansion and saw Tang Bohu eating roast chicken, so he asked the dying man why he was still in the mood to eat roast chicken?
Why should you eat roast chicken?
Tang Bohu said, "Because... Braised chicken wings, I like to eat ......" sang directly, and then the three of them sang in duet.
This many people are grateful for the novelty and funny.
Immediately afterwards, the four talented people of Jiangnan traveled, and the situation was constant and the jokes were constant.
Deng Kun actually played a cameo role in this film. Guo Yunxi said with some surprise.
Deng Kun plays one of the four talents.
However, what impressed the recognition the most and made people laugh the most was Ruhua looking back.
Ruhua is estimated to be on fire.
Maybe it's not just a "flower" that is on fire!
On the way, the group met Mrs. Huafu Hua with her maidservant, spring, summer, autumn and winter four incense to the temple to incense.
Among them, the maid Qiu Xiang was beautiful and kind, and she smiled back at Tang Bohu, who was pretending to be a beggar.
Tang Bohu's heart was suddenly drunk, and he swore that he would not marry Qiu Xiang in this life.
In order to marry Qiu Xiang, Tang Bohu decided to sneak into Washington to be a subordinate.
At the gate of Washington, the classic picture appeared again, Tang Bohu and his competitors compared each other miserably, and "Wangcai" and "Xiaoqiang" appeared successively.
These two names, estimated to be the same as "such as flowers", will move the world and be well-known by countless fans.
And at this time, the fans were already laughing crazy.
Director Zhang Pu once said that he could win a dog, and now it seems that he can not only win a dog, but also a cockroach. ”
After a fan laughed, he said to the person next to him.
Tang Bohu cried cockroach skills, successfully entered Washington, and became a glorious subordinate.
He was given the name Hua'an, number 9527.
The story is getting more and more interesting, and the more the audience watches, the happier they are.
The peerless pomegranate sister appeared.
East and West are cheap, South and North are thieves, and the middle is ......
"The Legend of the Condor Heroes" has the magical powers of the East Evil and West Poison, the Southern Emperor and the Northern Beggar, which can be regarded as being played bad again.
Of course, Tang Bohu's percussion is undoubtedly a bit brainwashing.
"What did you do with this music?" Xu Jiahui asked Zhang Pu.
I have to say that this piece of music is still very emotional.
Zhang Pu smiled and nodded.
The original version was so impressed with him that he didn't make any changes.
After a series of plots, Zhu Zhishan was caught in Washington as Tang Bohu because he sold Tang Bohu's paintings.
Mrs. Hua asked Zhu Zhishan to paint a painting of "Phoenix Proud Intent" to prove that she was indeed Tang Bohu.
Zhu Zhishan waved his hand, but what he painted was a very abstract picture of "Chickens Eating Rice".
Once again, the audience burst into laughter.
The four talents, this difference is too big.
This scene seems to form a cycle with the beginning of the film.
"Zhu Zhishan, this actor is good. Zhang Pu said.
This actor Zhang Pu really didn't know him, but when he played against Shen Ran, he was not as good as half a point.
I have to say that Lin Mu is very good at choosing actors.
Just like the original version, if you change the actor, I'm afraid it may not have that effect.
The film continues.
King Ning came to Washington, wanting to find trouble with Hua Taishi, so that the pair who came with him, known as the "King of the King", was right and let Hua Taishi be right.
"Hey, Huang Ye also made a cameo in this film!" Guo Yunxi said in surprise again.
Huang Ye's cameo is the role of piercing the intestines.
That mustache has a bit of a comedic effect.
"There are three masters in one township and two miles, and they don't know the four books, five classics and six meanings, and they dare to teach seven, eight or nine sons, which is very bold!"
Couplet?
There are many people in the theater who are interested in couplets, and at this time, they all have a very high interest.
Poetic couplets have not been separated since ancient times.
There are a lot of people in this world who like ancient poems, and there are naturally a lot of people who like couplets.
"It's... This... This..."
It's been a long time, and Hua Taishi can't speak.
In the theater, all the people who like the couplet are all thinking about the couplet at this time.
If Hua Taishi can't do it, then they will come to the right pair.
It's just that this pair of upper links is quite difficult, and most people don't have a clue after thinking about it for a while.
And at this time, Tang Bohu appeared.
"Let me try. ”
Tang Bohu, dressed as a scholar, appeared.
"Ten rooms and nine poor, I get eight taels and seven dollars, six cents and five millimeters and four cents, and I am still half-hearted, and I am first-class and obscene!"
In the theater, the eyes of all the people who like the couplet are bright, this couplet is good!
Tang Bohu is really good, not only does he draw well, but the level of this couplet is also quite high.
In the theater, those who are not much interested in couplets are also bright-eyed at this time.
Tang Bohu's forced pretending is really good, which makes people look very cool and relieved.
Ning Wang and the pair pierced the intestines, this time I was afraid that he would kick the iron plate.
Naturally, I don't want to lose to a little scholar, so I continue to play right.
"In the picture, the dragon does not groan and the tiger does not roar, and the little scholar is ridiculous. ”
"In the chessboard, the rook has no wheels and no horses, and the general is on guard. ”
The couplet continued, and Tang Bohu pretended to continue.
So the audience is very happy, they like to watch this kind of Tang Bohu pretending to be forced.
Pretending to slap the face, one of the most popular routines in online articles.
And for the audience who likes couplets, the couplet just now is undoubtedly an original couplet.
This couplet is also quite ingenious and delightful.
It's just a pity that Tang Bohu is too fast to make the next link.
Originally, they wanted to think about what should be done with the lower link, but Tang Bohu immediately made the next link, so that they didn't have time to think.
However, for the plot, Tang Bohu's speed of making the next link is so fast, it will make people watch it more pleasantly.
"Warblers, warblers, swallows, swallows, emeralds, red, red, harmonious, everywhere. ”
"Rain, rain, wind, flowers, leaves, flowers, leaves, and leaves, every year, twilight. ”
"Ten thoughts, thinking about the country, thinking about the society. ”
"Eight eyes are still appreciative, flowers, moons, and autumn fragrances. ”
......
However, every time he plays a pair, Tang Bohu is always able to play the next link at the first time.
Finally, he attacked the heart of the intestinal qi and blood, and his mouth was full of blood.
At this time, Tang Bohu took out a paper fan that was too small to be smaller, and said while fanning the wind, "The pair was originally a pastime, but today the intestinal brother actually vomited dozens of taels of blood, which is unprecedented, and the little brother admires and admires!"
Tang Bohu's repeated pretending is really pretending to be a new realm, which makes people look very happy.
The film continues.
King Ning took out Tang Bohu's original work "Spring Tree and Autumn Frost" for Hua Taishi to enjoy.
In the end, the painting was damaged for some reason, and King Ning was ready to take the opportunity to attack.
In order to solve the crisis in Washington, Tang Bohu repainted a "Spring Tree and Autumn Frost Map".
The crisis in Washington was solved, and Tang Bohu's identity was exposed. And Mrs. Hua and Tang Bohu have a big feud, and a conflict is inevitable.
Fortunately, the final ending was happy, and after many twists and turns, Tang Bohu finally succeeded in marrying Qiu Xiang and hugged the beauty.
During this period, Tang Bohu and Mrs. Hua boasted about their own poison, which made people laugh.
It's a bit like a TV commercial.
And in the end, the audience also understood what the word "point" meant in the title "Tang Bohu Dots Autumn Fragrance".
The plot of Autumn Fragrance is still very interesting.
However, in the end, Qiu Xiang asked Tang Bohu to play dice, but the audience was dumbfounded.
I don't know why, while gloating, I grieved for Tang Bohu.
It's just a moment.
At the end of the movie, all the audience felt a great satisfaction, and the movie was so cool to watch.
In the whole film, there are too many classic clips and lines, and there are too many laughs.
Moreover, it's not the kind of embarrassing laughter that makes people feel embarrassed, it's really funny, and people can't help but laugh out loud, and they want to laugh from the bottom of their hearts.
After watching the whole movie, it can be said that it makes people's body and mind very happy.
This film is indeed suitable for the Spring Festival.