Chapter 1: The Little Monk Doesn't Go Down the Mountain
"Today is October 20, 2020, and let us remember this historic moment, when the infrastructure of the "Chasing the Moon" launched by China and the other four permanent members of the United Nations Security Council four years ago has been completed. In the next step, we will select the experimenters who will go to the moon to live in the whole country, and anyone who is in good health will have the opportunity to land on the moon......"
The sweet and clear voice of the female anchor came from the radio hanging from the old man's waist, the old man walked leisurely on the tree-lined path, it was dusk, and the clouds were steaming and the clouds were shining on the waist of Songshan Mountain, and a group of geese swept across the sky and soared south.
"Hey, today's technology is really amazing, you can even go up to play on the moon, and I don't know if I can see Chang'e......"
The old man listened to the radio, looked at the sky and shook his head with emotion, and suddenly a black shadow flashed above his head, bringing a gust of wind, blowing and swaying the treetops around him, and the old man trembled in fright.
What kind of bird is this? He has lived for more than 80 years, he has seen a lot, and there is nothing such a big thing flying in the sky except airplanes. Before he could come back to his senses, another dark shadow flashed.
This time, the old man finally saw clearly, where is the bird, it is clearly a figure!
"Hey, today's technology is so powerful that anyone can fly into the sky without an airplane...... the old man exclaimed.
"Stinky boy, what are you running, isn't it just to let you go down the mountain!" The figure flying behind shouted forward, this person has a bright head, white eyebrows and beards, a Buddha light on his face, and is wearing a dark robe.
There are many women under the mountain, women are thirty like wolves, forty like tigers, fifty can sit on the ground and can absorb soil, sixty eat people without spitting bones, seventy suck rats against the wall, eighty giant cannons are also outdated, ninety immortals can't hold back, one hundred ...... One hundred heavens to capture the Buddha!"
Pu Nian was so angry and ruined, completely because of this little bald head who ran wildly. This little bald head is named Ye Huang, but he is a little apprentice raised by Pu Nian, talented and intelligent, with excellent roots and bones, and is known as a once-in-a-century genius in Shaolin Temple.
"I can beat the white-eyed tiger in the back mountain now, and when I meet a woman who sits on the ground and absorbs the earth, I can't go to heaven to serve the Buddha and his old man, don't go, say nothing and don't go down the mountain!"
"Phew! Your little uncle is running the train with his mouth full, do you believe him talking nonsense? Listen to the master, there will be no mistake. Pu Nian blew his beard and glared, and sped up his speed to chase after him.
When the little bald head saw that the master was only five feet away from him, he panicked, tapped the treetops with his toes, turned around and ran in the other direction. "If you don't listen to Uncle Xiao, you can't listen to you, Uncle Xiao invites me to eat roast chicken, and you only give me steamed buns! I'm still growing my body, how can I eat steamed buns every day!"
"Bah, you little bastard, where did you put the five precepts of Buddhism!"
"What age is this, so many senior brothers in the branch temple have wives outside, and besides, the living Buddha of Jigong has said that wine and meat have passed through the intestines, and the Buddha has left in his heart! Moreover, I am not a monk, I have not shaved yet!"
"The realm of Jigong Living Buddha is so high, don't forget the last two sentences, if the world learns from me, you will definitely enter the devil's way!"
"I don't care if I can't enter the devil's path, anyway, master, if you let me go down the mountain, you will send me to hell!"
The big monk and the little bald head chased all the way while fighting, suddenly a wide long river spanned in front of the two, there was no bridge within a radius of several miles, the river was turbulent, the sound of the flowing water whistling was like a galloping horse, the torrent was mixed with stones, if ordinary people accidentally fell into the water, they were afraid that it was not possible to even salvage a whole corpse.
Pu Nian's face was overjoyed, now look at how you run, he said loudly: "Amitabha, if you don't go to hell, who will go to hell! Criminal! Obediently go back with the old man to fight and get ready to go down the mountain hahahaha!"
In the face of the long river, Ye Huang's actions shocked Pu Nian, and instead of stopping, he rushed forward.
"Stinky boy, stop, don't die!"
Ye Huang's body was like a tile floating in the water, and his toes touched the surface of the water, and he swiped over the top of the river, once, twice, three times...... After crossing the long river easily and reaching the opposite bank, Ye Huang turned around and smiled slyly at Pu Nian.
"A reed crosses the river. Pu Nian exclaimed: "When did you little bastard learn to cross the river with a reed!"
"Uncle Xiao taught me, hehe! I didn't expect it. If you want to catch me down the mountain, no way!"
After that, Ye Huang ran to the mountains and forests, muttering: "Although it is boring on the mountain, it is better to eat roast chicken with Uncle Xiaoshi, and fight with Qiao Qiao in the nunnery opposite, than to go down the mountain and be eaten by tigers!"
"Hmph, the wings are stiff, do you really think the old man can't hold you anymore?" Seeing the figure of the apprentice gradually disappearing into the woods, Pu Nian was not in a hurry to cross the river to catch up.
I saw that Pu Nian suddenly put his hands together, closed his eyes and recited a Buddha name, the breath around his body suddenly changed, flying sand and stones were entangled, Pu Nian's left foot lightly touched the ground, and the whole person rushed to the sky like a rocket.
Breaking through the clouds, and the top of Songshan Mountain, under the light of the twilight glow, the Pu Nian at this moment is like the Buddha coming to the world, his body turned, and his palm fell down into a forest below.
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Finally got rid of the master, Ye Huang, who was lying on the treetops and preparing to dig out the bird's nest, suddenly felt an invisible pressure from above, he looked up, and a huge golden palm came close to him, only a few feet away from him.
"Amitabha is a Buddha, the master won't take you to play like this!"
Ye Huang struggled hard, but found that he couldn't get rid of the thousand leaves that fell from the sky, and the whole person rolled off the branch and fell to the ground.
"Criminal, the old man asks you again, will you go down the mountain? The answer made the old man dissatisfied, and this palm will fall. Even if you have the strength to cultivate, this palm can also let you take off a layer of skin. ”
Falling into the air five meters above the ground, Pu Nian's body was magically suspended in mid-air, but the huge golden palm did not disappear, and the pressure caused by it still pressed Ye Huang.
Ye Huang, who was lying on the ground, shouted loudly: "Don't go, don't go! I just don't go, I will die on the mountain." ”
Pu Nian's Rulai palm was suspended for a few breaths, but in the end it didn't fall, the golden light faded, Pu Nian fell lightly like a feather, looking at the apprentice who was lying on the ground and had a bullish temper, he shook his head and said, "One last question, can't you go down the mountain?"
Ye Huang got up, patted the dust on his body, and said firmly: "Don't go." ”
Pu Nian's expression was gloomy, he turned to leave, and after walking a few steps, he turned back and said, "Hey...... Since seventeen years ago, Lao Wei picked you up from the bottom of the mountain, and raised you for seventeen years with hard work, but he didn't expect to teach such a white-eyed wolf who didn't know how to return, or not, just treat Lao Wei as an apprentice without you, from today on, how do you want to act, Lao Qu will never ask. ”
Looking at the back of the master in the distance, Ye Huang's expression was complicated, he sighed helplessly, and shouted loudly: "Master, don't pretend, I'll go down the mountain." ”