Chapter 102: This set of kitchenware is good!
In fact, Zhang Zizai felt that he couldn't blame himself for this incident.
He just sang a song out of kindness to save everyone from Teddy's magical sounds.
Although the singing is indeed a bit difficult to compliment, it also plays a role in saving people.
It doesn't matter if it's a black cat or a white cat, a cat that catches a mouse is a good cat. According to this reason, a good song and a bad song should be considered a good song as long as it can break the magic sound.
Of course, Zhang Zizi admits that he was a little obsessed with singing, so much so that the whole room is still filled with a foul smell of vomit.
But no matter what, all of this is absolutely related to the fact that the foreign Taoist priest put the wrong spell on these monsters, and the eight poles can't be matched.
Therefore, at this moment, for the foreign Taoist priest's complaining face, Zhang Zizai's singing is too ugly and causes him to be delirious, don't take the Spirit Explosion Talisman as a demon talisman pasted on the four demons, this pot Zhang Zizi will definitely not carry it.
After all, he is a physical mortal with no spiritual power, and no matter how ugly he sings, it will never produce a demonic obstacle buff that confuses people's minds.
"It's obviously your own mistake, but don't try to lie on my head!" Zhang Zizai dodged and jumped left and right to dodge the attack of the giant pots and pans, and retorted while seizing the gap.
The foreign Taoist priest stroked the peachwood sword that had been broken by the bottom of the pan, and cried bitterly: "I don't care if I'm hungry! Anyway, the last sword that the hungry master left for the hungry is also bad!
Zhang Zizai shouted a wooden man, hurriedly picked up the white pills, and moved them two meters away, so that he dodged Ah Scoop's swing.
"Don't cry there your peachwood sword! Don't you see that these monsters are about to tear down the house! Hurry up and clean them up, and go home at night and let Bai Wanzi make sauerkraut fish for you and Xia Xue to eat!"
When the foreign Taoist priest heard the sauerkraut fish, a trace of hesitation flashed on his face, and then he shook his head again, and continued to wail: "Hungry don't eat sauerkraut fish! Hungry want to be hungry to drop the peach wood sword! This peach wood sword is passed on to the hungry master by the hungry master, and the master of the forehead drop is passed to the hungry drop! The hungry is ready to wait for the hungry wedding drop in the future, and then pass it to the hungry baby! Now the peach wood sword is ruined, and the hungry baby will cultivate Nasa (what) in the future!"
Zhang Zizai said speechlessly: "Okay, okay, it's a big deal, my income will be divided into 10% for you! Let's divide the account 541!"
After hearing this, the expression on the foreign Taoist priest instantly turned clear, and he jumped up from the ground with a smile: "This is what you said, don't regret it!"
After speaking, he threw half of the remnant sword to Zhang Zizai, rubbed his hands and walked towards the four demons: "Today I want to see if your frying pan can block my 98K!"
Zhang Zizai held the peachwood sword thrown by the foreign Taoist priest in his hand, this one looked no different from the ones given to him by the previous two-quarters of the immortal, and even the workmanship materials seemed to be worse, how could it become a family heirloom sword?
Zhang Zizai looked carefully, only to find that the hilt of the sword was engraved with several big characters: produced by the third product factory of Baxian Nunnery, the suggested retail price: 60 yuan.
Rub it! What a lesson I learned from that old liar!
The foreign Taoist priest completely ignored Zhang Zizai, who was standing behind him and scolding the street, just casually pasted the two divine speed charms on his trouser legs, and then pushed away everyone and rushed towards the four demons.
The foreign Taoist priest pinched the spirit talisman in his hand, and after quickly dodging the attacks of the four demons, he pasted the talisman on them one by one, and then turned over, jumped out of the battle circle, clapped his hands and said to the rich merchant: "It's done, swipe the card or pay cash?"
The rich merchant looked at the four demons who were still rampaging in the room, and looked puzzled: "What has you done......?
Before the tiger word came out, he saw the foreign Taoist priest seal with one hand, and shouted: "Break!"
Immediately, a puff of white smoke rose from the four demons, enveloping them in it, crackling.
When the white smoke cleared, the four demons had already returned to their original appearance, lying on the ground and dying, and a large piece of patent leather on their bodies had fallen off.
When everyone on the side saw it, they gave a thumbs up one after another: "This dog brother really has two brushes!"
"Of course, the first time I saw him, I knew that he was an extraordinary person!
"Samoyed isn't white-haired, isn't it?" Brother Dog is more like a golden retriever, right?"
The foreign Taoist priest rolled his eyes: "You are the dog! Your whole family is a dog! How many times has Lao Tzu said it, my name is Golden! Golden! This is an English name, do you understand!"
"Understand! Understand! Understand! Brother Dog, rest assured! I am good at English! I only got the sixth-level certificate two days ago!" Niu Dali, who was selling strong pills on the side, stood up and started haha.
Zhang Zizai: "So powerful? Do you even need to take the English test to sell a strong pill these days?"
Niu Dali said with a smile: "Aren't I thinking about being in line with international standards! Two days ago, I opened a shop on a certain sun, and I am preparing to sell these things to those foreigners!"
A man with sunglasses on the side said: "You just blow it! Don't think I don't know, your certificate was obtained from the old grandson who applied for a fake certificate in the south of the city!"
Niu Dali looked embarrassed and retorted: "What nonsense! Which eye did you see!"
The man in sunglasses took off his sunglasses, revealing a pair of bright eyes, and said, "I saw both eyes......!" Uh, I went to the toilet that day and saw you two trading at the door! You can fool others, you can't fool me, both of my eyes are 5.0!"
Zhang Zizai: "Aren't you blind?"
Man in sunglasses: "Who said I was blind?"
Zhang Zizai pointed to the banner beside him: "The iron mouth is broken, and the fortune teller is touched by the bones - the bear is blind." ”
The blind bear's face turned red, and he hurriedly put away the flag: "My surname is Xiong, can't I be blind?"
Zhang Zizai: "......"
Wealthy merchant: "These monsters?"
The foreign Taoist priest put his hands behind his back and said with a smile: "Don't worry, they have fallen under my spell, and they are no longer able to harm others." ”
"Really?" everyone was overjoyed when they heard this, and looked at the four demons on the ground.
The frying pan straightened up and said viciously: "Fart! Lao Tzu's big move hasn't been released yet! Who is not afraid of death can take a step forward and try it, see if Lao Tzu shoots you to death!"
When everyone heard this, they all took a big step back, leaving Niu Dali, who was half a beat slower to react, still standing in place.
Niu Dali turned his head and said with a sad face: "I don't take you to such a trick!"
The blind bear smiled cheaply: "Where can we, we are leaving you the opportunity to show your face, so that you can save enough start-up capital as soon as possible, sell your strong pills abroad, and win glory for the country!"
Niu Dali: "Where do I have any strong pills, those are all hawthorn pills I bought at the pharmacy!"
The blind bear spread his hands: "Then I don't care, anyway, you stand up by yourself." ”
Niu Dali saw that there was no one to help, so he had to turn his head and nod at the four demons and said, "A few demon brothers, you see...... I don't usually burn a fire or cook, and I don't have any grudges or grudges with you, or ...... How about we leave it at that, shaking hands and making peace?"
The frying pan straightened up and shouted, "Think beautiful! Grandpa is going to make you into a meat puree today, and go home to make dumplings to eat!"
After speaking, the four demons jumped high and rushed straight towards the cow.
Niu vigorously hurriedly squatted on the ground with his head in his hands, shouting for help.
Ten seconds later, Niu Dali saw that he was unscathed, so he stood up and looked around.
After looking closely, I found that the four demons did not attack themselves, but took the opportunity to sneak to the door, and were standing at the door at the moment, shouting at everyone: "Count you lucky! If it weren't for the arrival of the meal, we would still be busy going back to make egg fried rice, and one of you present today will be counted as one, and you will all be slapped into meat puree by Lao Tzu!"
After speaking, as soon as he turned around handsomely, he was ready to leave.
Unexpectedly, before he took two steps, he was coldly caught in a sack and put all the four demons in.
After Bai Pills finished loading the four demons, he tied the mouth of the sack tightly, and said happily: "This set of kitchen utensils is good!