Chapter 179: I'm Cultivating Welcome to disturb
"This night is as big as the sky, it feels so long, annoying to death?" Fan Er seemed to be a little slightly depressed.
"Me too, it's really useless, it's so tiring to live? It's better to die, it's a hundred. The ninth brother was also chattering. Fan Eryi heard it, it was broken!"
"Nine, Ninth Master, come, come closer. Fan Er stretched out his arms.
"What are you going to do?" The ninth brother was a little surprised, for fear that Fan Er would be funny again.
"Come, I'll hug you and give you a little warmth. Fan Er really hugged him, from the heart.
"This?" Despite his doubts, the ninth brother hugged Fan Er tightly, and in an instant, the two big men burst into tears.
"It's so impressive!" seemed to release all the pressure in an instant.
At the same time, the ninth brother understands better why Xiao Nan "cultivates the saint", and why the "10 million grand prize" is also donated, Xiao Nan is really right, "People come to this world for nothing more than 30,000 days, life does not bring death, and it is empty when it comes and goes, and it should be released." Don't worry too much about gains and losses, don't covet the powerful too much, give up when you should give up, and get what you give. If you are willing to give up, you will have another kind of gain. It is difficult to have a thousand-year-old bird in the forest, and it is difficult to meet a centenarian on the road. Nothing is more important than being healthy and alive. Words smile, deeds hug, and more importantly, a gentleman should take money in a proper way?"
"But you really can't live without money, my eldest brother!" the ninth brother was a little loud, like a thunderbolt piercing the entire sky.
"Okay, okay, don't shed tears?
"What do you know? Xiao Nan once said right, whenever life and death part, piles of gold are not as precious as a tear and a hug. After being stunned, the ninth brother said again, "Second master, you stand firm." ”
"What's wrong?" Fan Er was a little confused.
"Don't move, let me hug you properly!"
In an instant, the two big men cried again and died.
Especially Fan Er, "Oh, Mom, Nine, Ninth Master!" But when the words came to his mouth, he suddenly got stuck, grandpa, it's over.
"What, you're sick again?"
"You, you're my father!" Fan Er finally held back such a fart, "It's so touching, you, you're my father!"
"Oh my God?" All of a sudden, the ninth brother was also stuck, and he didn't figure out which jar of medicine at all. But that also hugged Fan Er tightly and patted him on the back, "Ah, good, I'm your father." I'm your father!" Although Fan Er found some fatherly love for a short time, he always felt that the ninth brother was "" the guy's family, so he wiped his tears, "Mom, take advantage of me?" and then raised his hand, wanting to hit someone.
"No, no, no, I didn't take advantage of it, I didn't take advantage of it, I want to call my father by yourself?" The ninth brother hurriedly dodged Fan Er's twenty-one palms of dragon descending.
Fan Er shook his head and thought, "Yes, too, too! Grandma has small feet, it's a bit two, no wonder my father named me 'Fan Er' in the first place?
"Hahahaha. The ninth brother laughed and almost had convulsions, "Your milk, you still have little feet?"
"I'm convinced, really convinced?"
The ninth brother added casually.
"Accept it, if you really want to make a mistake, I, I can kill you and me, all!" Fan Er blew again.
"Hahahaha. ”
Both of them burst into laughter. His mother is more than two, jumping and jumping, full of foreign appearances.
They are all horns that see people and talk about people.
Then the two stopped arguing. Fan Er talked about the blue and white porcelain bowl he had transferred, but until now, the two old foxes, Uncle Ji and Aunt Ji, didn't notice it at all, and it seemed that they were still in the dark. And now the old couple is showing off and playing with that fake at home every day, and once proudly claimed that they had a very great "heirloom" or something. What's more, Aunt Ji occupies it alone and uses it to serve meals every day, because she has long heard others say that the older the old objects are, the more valuable they are.
In the past, she was also offered by those who came to the village to collect antiquities, some for 300 meters, some for 500 meters, and some for 1,000 meters. But Aunt Ji just doesn't sell it, and people don't lack those two money at all. Therefore, every time I am so angry that I bargain, I can almost vomit blood and die, and I fart.
However, the ninth brother listened to Fan Er's words, but he was skeptical, and almost fainted again, and it took him a long time before he came back to his senses, thinking: Grandma's, it's really mysterious, Fan Er said, how can he act like a movie?
"Can there really be such a thing?"
"Can't you?"
"Blind and foolish?"
Subsequently, the ninth brother also learned Fan Er's stuttering tone and said: "Grandma is all small, small-footed, go down quickly! Let's go, let's go and do something serious, clean up the blind and clean the people?"
"I, I didn't make it up, it's true, it's true!" Fan Er stammered and couldn't do it. Because he told the truth, the ninth master didn't believe him.
"It's true, it's true!" Fan Er was still stammering. It's just not moving, and getting up is very slow.
During the words, the ninth brother looked at Fan Er, grinding and clumsy like a dog sunspot, it seemed that he was really a little unpleasant, and suddenly, with a kick of "dang", Fan Er was kicked off the reef cliff more than three meters high.
"Bang" Fan Er fell to the ground.
"Ah, eh, my mommy Mia! You, you, you, the ninth master, you fell to death!"
Fan Er exclaimed. The ninth brother was secretly happy.
Yes, the sudden action of the ninth brother seems to frighten Fan Er, and he is really not light.
You see Fan Er crying in the barren grassland for a while, his expression was in a trance, he also said to himself: "Grandma is all small-footed, is your ninth brother trying to make money and kill him?" I can tell you frankly, now, I am also a poor egg, I have eaten the last meal but not the next, and there is not much in the pocket, there is not much in the pocket...... How much is it, you, you, specially, don't scare me like this, or I won't dare to do anything after a while?!"
"Really can't do it, all this money is for you?" Fan Er trembled, and was so frightened that he pulled out thirty or forty yuan all over his body. It's hard because of the night clothes.
"Here, that's all?" Fan Er looked at the Ninth Master pitifully, for fear that the Ninth Master would kill him. Because of the fight when he was a child, the ninth brother really almost strangled him. After speaking, Fan Er wanted to cry aggrievedly, sat on the ground stupidly, blinked for a long time, and barely squeezed back the tears.
"No, don't! Then I'll pretend!" Fan Erzui said that he was pretending, but he was not pretending. He understood, "Ninth Master, this kid hasn't jumped off yet, it's better to put away the money quickly, otherwise he really takes it?" because he knew, "Ninth Master is not a person who lives a life, and like himself, he is a 'lazy and lazy' person who eats the last meal but does not have the next meal." ”
So, quickly put all the money away.
"Specially, this product, just one word 'two'!"
By the moonlight, seeing Fan Er's cowardice, he immediately let the ninth brother come to the fire, and he couldn't help but feel irritable in his heart, and his expression also hung on his face, "I said, Second Master, look, be careful that I will stone you to death!
"Also, I still want to worship Xiao Nan as a teacher with me, and join the 'Shaking the Dragon and Pulling the Mountain' faction to learn art, I can just look at it?!" As he spoke, the ninth brother threw the three professional tools used for tomb robbery to Ma Li. It was also so frightened that Fan Er hid in the east and hidden-hide in the west, for fear that the ninth brother would not be long-sighted and would smash himself. And he was still scolding in his heart, "Xiao'er, I also worship Xiao Nan as a teacher with you to learn the art of the 'Shaking the Dragon and Pulling the Mountain' faction." I think it's better to forget it, with your character, I'm afraid Xiao Nan, eh, don't!"
"And what about me, I have been secretly following Xiao Nan to teach the "Dragon Shaking Sutra" for a long time, and I am almost getting started?"
Seeing Fan Erhu sitting cross-legged on the ground again, his hands folded, and he recited the "Dragon Shaking Sutra" taught by Xiao Nan: "Mount Meru is the bone of heaven and earth, and Zhongzhen heaven and earth are giants. For example, the back of a person and the neck beam give birth to a dragon with four limbs. The limbs are divided into four worlds, and the north, south, east and west are four factions. Tens of thousands of journeys in the northwest, and three Koreas in the east. Only Nanlong entered China, and the fetal ancestor was peculiar. Look at me shaking the dragon and pulling out the mountain, and rise all over Shenzhou. ”
"Well, it's amazing! Xiao Nan has become a faction of "Shaking the Dragon and Pulling Out the Mountain", recognizing Taiji, dividing into two instruments, seeking four elephants, and doubling the gossip; Ten questions about the dragon, twelve methods of inverting the staff, twenty-four sand burials, changing stars and guarding the dragon, etc., it is too powerful, that is really the true biography of Yang Xiaosong! Amazing, really powerful!"
So, he learned from Xiao Nan again, "I'm practicing, welcome to disturb!"
"Feel free to bother, resource sharing. ”
"Resource sharing. ”
But the ninth brother scolded Fan Er, "Pretending, why do you pretend?"
Obviously, these two good people are not only fighting the law, but fighting their hearts. Although their personalities are a little extroverted, they still have the heart to laugh at each other and calculate each other. Especially the ninth brother doesn't have to think about it, black and black, if he really doesn't pay attention and smashes Fan Er's head, if something happens, something goes wrong, it will be really a big trouble.
In case of heavy bleeding, let alone going to the tomb, I am afraid it will be too late to enter the hospital.
However, often these little things, the ninth brother never cares, and he never cares. Whatever you do, it seems that your brain is hot, and you can do whatever you want.
Never brainy.