The little uncle was startled by the aunt, and he was sandwiched between the car and the door, and he didn't dare to move.

The aunt was wearing a spicy-eyed red dress and green pants, as if she had just come back from twisting Yangge, staring at the little uncle with fierce eyes, if it weren't for her figure not being able to squeeze into that crack at all, it was estimated that she would be able to pull the little uncle out directly.

"You hillbillies, do you know how much my car costs, and can you afford it?" said the beer barrel aunt with her hands on her hips.

Her voice was like a broken gong, and she could hear it all over the alley when she opened her mouth.

The little aunt said timidly: "We didn't scrape your car, but your car was blocked at my door." ”

"Yes, you see I can't even get in!"

The beer barrel aunt rolled her eyes strangely, and said in a rough voice: "I said a long time ago, we don't want to rent the house in our courtyard to these countrymen, but Lao Li just won't listen! Look, these people don't stay at home all day, and they don't know what they're doing outside! Now they bring these indiscriminate people back, and they're annoyed to death!"

Lu Menglin scratched his head, he didn't expect that he would become a random person if he was not careful.

"Auntie, the car is blocking my door, you can move the car out of the way!" Lu Menglin frowned, obviously too lazy to deal with such a low-quality aunt.

"I'm not going to move! I'm blocking your door? Is this your house? This is the capital, not a place where you poor ghosts should come from the countryside! This place was originally for me to park. "The beer barrel aunt is menacing, pointing to the sky.

Lu Menglin was also a little annoyed, he was pointed at his nose and scolded by the poor ghost for no reason, am I temperless?

"How much is this broken car worth?" Wang Xiaopang was unhappy on the side, and muttered in a low voice.

"You guys are sour! Just a group of people from the countryside who can't afford it for the rest of your life!" The aunt's ears were quite pointed, and when she heard Wang Xiaopang's muttering, she unceremoniously retorted and sneered.

Wang Xiaopang looked at Lu Menglin and didn't squeak again.

"Auntie, what you said is wrong!Is this car your family?" Lu Menglin blinked and said with a smile.

"Of course, it's not mine, it's yours! You poor ghosts, you can't afford to buy such a good car in your life!" the aunt triumphantly pursued and shouted.

Lu Menglin looked at the brand-new car, there was no license plate, and there was a temporary license plate on the front window, so he knew it.

This aunt's family probably has a new car that someone just bought, and she wants to show off in front of her neighbors, this is to see that her brother-in-law's family is a foreigner, and she is deliberately looking for trouble!

"Auntie, this car probably doesn't belong to you, right? I'll tell you the truth, don't be angry. Actually, I know a lot about cars, your car is not worth much, even the car logo has been picked, that is, a low-grade car, this is called a pig's nose with onions, pretending to be an elephant!" Lu Menglin said with a smile.

"And you see, this mark is obviously changed, this car is definitely not a good car, maybe it is still a second-hand accident car!"

Lu Menglin's voice was significantly raised an octave, so that the neighbors around him who were watching the excitement could hear it clearly.

"You're talking nonsense! You, you know a piece of! Changing a car also costs a lot of money. The aunt was stunned and retorted casually.

Lu Menglin shook his head and smiled, "You."

If a rich man doesn't change this kind of car, whose car does it belong to? You better let him move the car himself, right? This car doesn't work, if you have a girl or something at home, be careful not to be fooled. ”

Auntie's eyes widened when she heard this, and her face was full of doubt.

Because Lu Menglin happened to say that the car was not hers, but driven by her daughter's newly met boyfriend.

Speaking of which, this Aunt Zhan is spicy and ferocious, and she is well-known on this street, and she is nicknamed "Zhan Quartet", fighting the sky and the earth, fighting the air, and no one will accept whoever bites!

This Aunt Zhan has a baby girl, twenty-nine years old this year, who looks like her mother with big shoulders and a round waist, and is powerful, and is currently working in the street office, and she is also quite a fighting character.

The mother and daughter are in general shape, so this Miss Zhan's marriage has become a thorn in Aunt Zhan's heart, and she finally saw that her daughter brought back a boyfriend, and she still drove a new car, which made Aunt Zhan very happy.

This person often publicizes what he lacks, and I can't wait for everyone in the world to know that he is different.

Aunt Zhan especially wanted the neighbors to know that her fat daughter had fallen out, and she also found a rich boyfriend, so she deliberately picked up her daughter's boyfriend and parked the car at the door of the next person in her hometown, just to stir up trouble and then attract attention.

How do you know that this car has not yet been shown, but someone first pointed out that there is a problem with the son-in-law's car, it is a scratching car, and it hurts Aunt Zhan's heart!

In fact, she doesn't care what kind of car she has, as long as she has a car these days, it is enough to satisfy her vanity. But when Lu Menglin said this, he felt that this car looked awkward.

At this time, the boyfriend in the aunt's house couldn't help it for a long time, jumped out in three steps and two steps, pointed at Lu Menglin and shouted: "The little kid doesn't understand, don't talk nonsense! My car is very expensive, it's an imported car!"

Unexpectedly, this car owner still has a Hong Kong and Taiwan accent, which is weird and awkward.

Lu Menglin sneered: "Why didn't you know to come out just now? Don't talk nonsense, move the car quickly! You are blocking the door of people's houses." ”

The teenager suddenly turned his face, which surprised both the aunt and her boyfriend.

Now the neighbors, up and down so many pairs of eyes watching, the owner himself has come out, they can't say anything more, they can only scold and scold the car.

The car blocking the door was finally moved, and Lu Menglin and his party were able to enter the door smoothly.

Then I heard the sound of slamming bowls in the opposite window, and there was a loud shouting and swearing.

It is estimated that after Aunt Zhan went back, she was unwilling and quarreled with her prospective son-in-law over the car.

"Menglin, how do you know that the car is an old one, and it looks like a new one?" the little uncle found a bench and sat down, and asked curiously while listening to the noise on the other side.

He felt that his nephew seemed to have grown up overnight, and he couldn't understand it, and the doll had grown his skills, anyway, he was much better than himself.

Lu Menglin smiled and said, "How can there be! I just said nonsense." Anyway, that old lady doesn't know how to drive, so I'm bluffing her to play!"

"Ah, is this appropriate? I heard that there is a lot of noise in the house!" said the little uncle with a smile on his face.

Lu Menglin did not continue to participate in the discussion of this topic, but turned on the old black and white TV in the room and relished it

watched the hit drama "I Love My Home" that year.

Fu Ming, a retired cadre, combed his big back and pushed open the door with a cigarette holder, and walked into the middle of a group of children, and the Jia family, which was in the same house at No. 18 and 202 Yangliu Beili, seemed to have become an indelible episode in the story of time belonging to the Chinese.

The plain and vivid plot, the parents are short, plain and trivial, but it is full of the smell of fireworks in ordinary people's homes.

After watching two episodes of "I Love My Home" in a row, the smell of food began to waft from the kitchen of my uncle's house.

Wang Xiaopang smelled the smell of meat, and immediately couldn't sit still, clamoring to buy some beer to drink.

Lu Menglin waved his hand and let him do it himself.

After a few more moments, there was a knock at the door.

The little uncle thought that Wang Xiaopang had come back from buying wine, so he got up and opened the door, but was stunned to find two people's policemen standing outside the door.

"Hello! We are the police of the chain mail Hutong police station, and we have just received a real-name report from the masses, saying that someone here is suspected of stealing and harboring stolen goods, and we want to go in and have a look. One of the policemen standing at the door read out with an expressionless face.

The little uncle was so frightened that his face turned pale and he was stunned at the door on the spot.

The conscience of heaven and earth, he has always been a cautious man, for fear of offending others, he usually walks very carefully, how can he be suspected of stealing and harboring stolen goods?

My aunt heard a movement outside the door in the kitchen and came out with a spatula.

When the two policemen saw the spatula in the hands of the little aunt, their expressions immediately became serious.

"Don't be impulsive! We received a real-name report, and we must come to check. Please cooperate sensibly. The people's police said loudly.

At this time, Lu Menglin also stood up, looked at the two policemen outside the door, looked at their clothes and equipment, it didn't seem to be fake, and then said with a relaxed face: "Uncle, let them in! We are not afraid of shadows, this is someone deliberately making it bad!"

When the little uncle heard Lu Menglin's words, as if he had a backbone, he hurriedly let go of the door, and said cautiously: "Comrade policeman, please go inside! ”

The space in this cottage is small and there are not many extras, which is clear at a glance.

The two policemen walked in shoulder to shoulder, looked casually, and knew what to expect.

"I'm sorry! Someone reports it with their real name, and we do it routinely. The young policeman who came in behind said with a smile.

"How long have you lived here, and have you obtained a temporary residence permit?" asked the policeman casually.

The little uncle hurriedly said: "We are here to take care of the patient, and we have already gone to the neighborhood committee to issue a temporary residence certificate, which is the certificate of our two people, for you to check." ”

After that, the little uncle reached out and took out a piece of paper with an official seal pressed under the pillow and handed it to the police comrade.

"What about the two of you?" the police comrade glanced at Lu Menglin and the child, but his tone was not stern.

"This is my nephew, they just arrived in Beijing this morning, to visit my grandmother, and they will go back to their hometown tomorrow. The little uncle hurriedly said.

"I'm sorry, because it's a real-name report, we have to follow the procedure, you two go to the police station with me to make a record. The police comrade in the lead said.

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