Chapter 13: The Empress of the Jin Kingdom

The envoy of the Jin Kingdom walked into the Jinluan Hall and bowed to Zongzheng.

"Your Majesty, what is calling me today?"

Zong Zheng touched the armrest of the dragon chair, "Tomorrow, I will return to the Jin Kingdom with your envoy group alone to meet the rumored Empress of the Jin Kingdom." ”

The civil and military officials whispered, and Han Sai walked out.

"Your Majesty, you must not, you are the king of a country, if the Jin State has any despicable means against you, the newly established Zongzheng Empire will be destroyed in one fell swoop. ”

"Everyone Aiqing is too worried, the million-strong army of the Jin Kingdom is pressing, and there must be a reason for the delay in starting the war!" Zong Zheng glanced at Zhao Congjun.

"The minister thinks that what His Majesty said is extremely true, my Zongzheng Empire has just been established, and the king of a country will enter the Jin State alone, which will definitely make the Jin State admire, and the diplomatic matter, Your Majesty will go in person, and the Jin State may also form an alliance with our country to deter the Tang State, and the Liao State in the west will also form an alliance with us because Your Majesty has only solved the plague for half a year, and it will not be long before it will form an alliance with us. Zhao Congjun walked to Han Sai's side.

"It is the best policy for the ministers to form a group of envoys, so that Your Majesty is in the capital of Baiyi City. Han Sai looked at Zhao Congjun.

Lu Yue understood that someone had to speak to him at this time, otherwise he would not be able to get off the stage.

"I am willing to walk with Your Majesty!" Lu Yue bent over.

As Lu Yue's words were finished, no one objected to Zongzheng anymore, they all bent down and bowed, and said in unison, "The minister is willing to walk with His Majesty!"

"Haha! My Zongzheng Empire is single-minded, why don't you rule the world!" Zongzheng stood up. As soon as he said this, he felt that it was wrong.

The civil and military officials looked at Zong Zheng in surprise, they never thought that the emperor they surrendered to had the ambition to unify the world, because after this world, no one has unified the world, and no one knows how many countries there are in this world.

"Then Your Majesty's implication is to unify our Jin Kingdom?" the envoy looked at Zongzheng.

"Ahem, I mean it's already unified. The current territory is satisfied, haha!" Zong Zheng replied to the envoy with a smile, and then said, "I and Marshal Wanyan Thunderbolt will bring 300,000 troops, and when they reach the border, the army and Marshal Lian Po will be united, and then one person and the envoy will enter the Jin Kingdom, okay!

The ministers looked at each other, for they had never heard of a king doing so himself, and no king had gone alone to negotiate in another country.

In this way, according to what Zong Zheng said, he came to the border with Wanyan Thunderbolt and 300,000 troops and the Jin envoy group.

Lian Po led an army of 100,000 and greeted him ten miles away from the barracks.

"Marshal Lian Po, I want to die. Zong Zheng hugged Lian Po.

"Your Majesty, the old minister has long heard that Your Majesty used laxatives to repel 600,000 **, let Marshal Wanyan raid in the middle of the night for two days, and let the soldiers rest badly, high moves, high moves!" Lian Po looked at Zong Zheng with a smile.

"Oh no, Marshal! The Jin Kingdom's 1 million army has surrounded our camp, and 200,000 troops are trapped, please instruct what to do?" A soldier ran over and knelt in front of Lian Po.

"If there's anything to be afraid of, kill me back. Lian Po turned to leave, but was stopped by Zongzheng.

"Don't panic, don't panic! If the Jin Kingdom wants to take you down, it will destroy you a long time ago, I guessed correctly, the Empress of the Jin Kingdom is the best at intimidating all countries, and it just so happens that the envoy is watching here, see how I can repel a million lions!" Zong Zheng squinted at the envoy.

"The little one will wait and see!" the messenger bowed to Zongzheng.

"Come on, tie the itchy powder I brought to the 10,000 kites, now the wind direction is just right, and when all of them fly over the enemy, the archers shoot at the itchy powder, so that it will fall on the enemy, making them itchy and naturally unable to form an army, as long as Marshal Lian Po leads 100,000 troops to kill the barracks, and then order the 200,000 troops in the barracks to drive the Jin army to their land, remember to drive away, not kill, because I want to go to the Jin country to negotiate." After Zong Zheng finished speaking, Wanyan Thunderbolt asked the soldiers to tie the itchy powder to the kite and float it to the Jin army with the direction of the wind, and the archers shot the itchy powder on the kite, and the bag broke and sprinkled it on the Jin army.

Some soldiers in the Jin army were still looking at the sky stupidly, and the itchy powder was even sprinkled into the eyes of some soldiers, so that millions of soldiers in the Jin army threw down their weapons and kept scratching, itching.

Lian Po took the opportunity to kill back the camp of his besieged 200,000 army, and then joined forces and took 300,000 troops to drive the Jin army back to the border of the Jin State like a duck.

"How about it? Take it? This time it's itchy powder, next time it's poison, this time it's to drive away, next time it's to kill. "Zongzheng

Look at the messenger.

"I have heard that Your Majesty's strange tricks are countless, and today I am eye-opening, and I ask Your Majesty to find a way to keep the soldiers from itching. The messenger knelt before the Zongzheng.

Zong Zheng asked Wanyan to help the messenger up, turned his back to the messenger and said, "Not far from here, there is a lake, where a million troops can go to bathe, just wash it." ”

"But Your Majesty, there will be no water for a million army to bathe and bathe, so what will the million army drink in the future?" the messenger looked worried.

"Then withdraw to the country, haha! You withdraw another hundred miles, there is a river in that place, which is enough for you to drink. Zong Zheng got into the carriage, and Wanyan Thunderbolt rode on his horse and led the 300,000 army to Lian Po's military camp.

"Your Majesty has never been to the Jin Kingdom, how do you know everything about us?" the messenger ran after Zongzheng's carriage.

"I have a map of the world, and I still know a river. Zong Zheng shouted to the messenger chasing the carriage.

When they arrived at the Lianpo military camp, Zong Zheng finished eating, and went to the capital of Jin in a carriage with the Jin envoy group.

Looking at Zong Zheng's carriage in the distance, Lian Po asked Yan Thunderbolt, "Why does Your Majesty dare to go to the Jin Kingdom alone?"

"Your Majesty once went to the Tang State to borrow troops, this time our 600,000 army pressed the border, and the Jin State's million army was like a child in His Majesty's plan, and it was crushed, what can Your Majesty do?" Wanyan Thunderbolt admired every decision of Zongzheng, because he witnessed Zongzheng step by step to today.

When he arrived at the gate of the capital of the Jin Kingdom, Zong Zheng asked the envoy, "Why didn't the empress of your country go out of the city to greet him?

"Our empress is already waiting for you in the Jinluan Palace, our Jin Kingdom is all Yijiao City, Your Majesty, let's enter the city and enter the palace, right?" After the envoy finished speaking, the envoy group and Zongzheng's carriage drove into the palace of Yijiao City.

Zong Zheng walked into the Jinluan Hall and found that it was several times larger than his, resplendent and extraordinary.

"You, a sixteen-year-old boy who has not dried up, actually empty gloves and white wolves, won the three kingdoms of Jin, Zhao and Han in more than a year, easily repelled the 600,000 army of the Tang Kingdom, and regarded the millions of lions of my Jin Kingdom as a child-like play, and still did not kneel down and call himself a minister?"

It turned out to be the woman on the phoenix chair who spoke to him.

Zong Zheng looked carefully at the empress of the Jin Kingdom, with white skin and beautiful appearance, a round face with goose eggs, blonde hair and a shawl, clear blue eyes, a towering nose, a cherry red mouth, white cheeks and red cheeks, wearing a phoenix crown and a xia veil, high breasts bulging, a jade belt with two phoenixes spreading their wings opposite each other in front of the thin waist, and two long legs vertically together.

Zongzheng's eyes were in a daze, his eyes didn't blink, his heart was pounding, and he felt like he was flustered and overwhelmed by the ignorance of making a mistake.

"What are you talking about?" the Empress of Jin shouted to Zong Zheng, and when Zong Zheng saw the Empress speak, two dimples appeared, making him look at him as if he was drunk.

"Are you stupid? "Why don't you say anything and don't reply?" the Empress was furious. Zongzheng only looked at the 'beautiful scenery' in front of him at this time, and saw that the empress's eyes had changed, and immediately replied, "I am the king of a country, and I am willing to use myself to make peace with the empress, bow down and be a minister, and exchange the people of the Jin State and the Zongzheng Empire for a long time to live and work in peace and contentment." ”

"Harmony, interesting! This method is probably only something that you can think of in this world, so keep your body, don't need to be friendly, bow your head and pay tribute every year!" the Empress smiled, revealing her eight white teeth.

Zong Zheng saw the empress smile, his heart was warm, he was very happy, and knelt down on one knee, "I wish to make a promise to the empress, and I hope the empress will be fulfilled!"

After Zong Zheng finished speaking, the Manchu Dynasty civil and military laughed, they had never heard of men making promises to each other, and they all knelt on both knees, but Zong Zheng knelt down on one knee.

The empress was also amused, and in order to show her identity, her slender fingers were half-covered and covered her mouth, and she laughed.

"Xi Shi Diao Chan beauty show, Feng Junyu face ashamed. Zong Zheng looked at the empress.

"Poetry is good poetry, I don't know what it means?" the empress put down the hand that had just covered her mouth.

"Xi Shi and Diao Chan are comparing whose faces are more beautiful, but when they see the empress's face, they feel that they are not compared with you in the sky and the underground, and the two of them are just comparing who is the most beautiful in the ages, and when they see your appearance, they are shouting ashamed and shy for their behavior just now. Zong Zheng looked at the empress and still knelt on one knee.

"Xi Shi, who is Diao Chan?" the empress looked at Zong Zheng with both eyes.

"These two are characters in the same book, and they are known as the two most beautiful people in the ages. Zong Zheng knew that there was no story about Xi Shi and Diao Chan in this world, so he could only use this method to cover up the past, after all, he didn't think of these poems in his current compilation.

"Then you promised to bow down?" said the empress, with her hands on her thighs.

Zong Zheng looked at the empress's snow-white arms, his heart was moved, and he casually said, "Yes, I am willing to make peace with the empress, and make a promise to show sincerity." ”

"Now it's about state affairs, can you be more serious!" the Empress shouted righteously.

Zong Zheng hesitated for a while, "I am the king of a country, how can I go back on my word, and since I promised to accompany the empress for the rest of my life and love the white head, I will never regret it!"

The empress frowned, "Can you not change the topic, what does it mean to agree to me, and I will love the white head, I said that I want to make peace with you?" I am talking about letting the Zongzheng Empire bow down to my Jin State and pay tribute every year, does it matter what you say?"

Zong Zheng looked at the empress and stood up, "I wish to tie the knot with the empress, Luan Feng and Ming, I don't care if the empress has a husband and children, my dowry will definitely satisfy the empress." ”

The empress also stood up angrily, and pointed at Zong Zheng with a snow-white arm, "I am nineteen this year, no husband and no children, you don't have to talk nonsense, can you chat like a normal person, otherwise you will be broken into pieces." ”

Zong Zheng smiled slightly, "The empress is angry, who made you angry like this, I avenge you! Seeing you like this, I will be sad, I can wring out tears when I cry on the futon at night, what should I do? Don't be angry, since the empress has no husband and no children, I would like to become the empress's husband and have children with the empress, and I have the name of the child just now." ”

The empress pulled out a sword with a pink spike from behind the phoenix chair, jumped hard, flew into the air, and kicked her feet in the air to Zongzheng.

Zong Zheng raised his hands and kept catching the empress's feet with his palms, and with the kicking of the two long legs, it was also accompanied by bursts of floral fragrance.

Zongzheng smelled this smell and fell in love with the empress even more.

The empress saw that Zong Zheng kept blocking her kicking feet, and her hands clenched the hilt of her sword, slashing at Zong Zheng's Heavenly Spirit Gai.

Zong Zheng looked up, the sharp blade slashed at him, Zong Zheng stepped on the ground with both feet, leaned back, raised his legs, clamped the empress's thin waist, and quickly grabbed the empress with both hands clenching the hilt of the sword, stopping the sword from falling.

The two stopped in mid-air, staring at each other, looking into each other's eyes.

"Idiot, I'm going to fall to the ground right away!" the empress looked at Zong Zheng's face and smashed her forehead into Zong Zheng's nose, and blood came out at once.

Zongzheng felt that he immediately fell to the ground, let go of the legs that clamped the empress's waist, like a snake, wrapped around the empress's back, hugged the empress's waist with both hands, leaned back hard, and fell to the ground, while the empress lay on Zongzheng's body, unharmed.

The Empress broke away from Somasa's hands at his waist and stood up, placing her sword on Somasa's neck as he lay on the ground.

"It hurts in my body, it hurts in your heart. Zong Zheng said with his eyes closed.

The empress looked at Zongzheng on the ground, "You are a hooligan, shameless!"

Zong Zheng opened his eyes and looked at the empress, "The love is not obscene, and the love is not erotic." The empress's martial arts are world-famous, and Zongzheng admires it!"

The empress put her sword behind her back and said to Zongzheng who was lying on the ground, "No matter how you say it, you are also the king of a country, get up, be ashamed to go back to your country, don't play a scoundrel here, and defile my eyes!"

Zongzheng was helped up by the messenger and wiped the nosebleed that had just been knocked out by the empress.

Facing away from the empress, "The empress is also angry, let's get down to business, first of all, you beat me to blood, you have to be responsible for me for a lifetime, and secondly, I am all yours, and the country is naturally yours, what is the difference between being a minister or not, paying tribute or not?"

The empress kicked Zongzheng and said, "You want people not the country! Phew! You are all confused, you want the country not people, what does it mean to get back to business, you have always been talking about something, and some are not." ”

Zong Zheng turned to look at the empress, "You wait for the retreat to the court! ”

After listening to Zongzheng's words, you look at me, I look at you, as if the empress and Zongzheng have some ulterior secrets.

The empress looked left and right at the civil and military officials, felt a little embarrassed, and put her sword on Zongzheng's neck.

"If you talk nonsense, I'll kill you!"

Zong Zheng looked at the sword on his neck, raised his hands high, and snored, "The empress has murdered her husband!"

The empress looked at Zong Zheng and threw down her sword angrily, and the sword fell to the ground, making the sound of the sword hitting the ground.

"Come on, tie up this fucker, throw him on death row, and behead him tomorrow. After the empress finished speaking, the soldiers tied up Zongzheng, and Zongzheng did not resist.

The envoy walked up to Zong Zheng's side, "Your Majesty, don't admit your mistake yet, otherwise it will be too late!"

Zongzheng looked at the envoy and looked at the empress, "Husband and wife, quarrel at the head of the bed, and at the end of the bed, it will be fine in a while." ”

The envoy sighed and walked up to the empress, "Your Majesty, the Zongzheng Empire sent 600,000 troops to face our million-strong army, if you kill Zongzheng, I am afraid that it will cause a war between the two countries, I hope Your Majesty the Empress will think twice!"

Hundreds of civil and military officials knelt down together, "Look at Her Majesty the Empress, think twice!"

The empress looked at the kneeling civil and military officials and looked at Zongzheng.

"Forget it, press him to my imperial study!

The soldiers sent Zongzheng to the imperial study, and Zongzheng looked at the empress who bowed her head and corrected the recital, and gradually became intoxicated.

The Empress looked up at Zong Zheng, asked the soldiers beside her to retreat, and walked in front of Zong Zheng.

"You insulted me in the court today, are you guilty?"

Sosei watched as the empress walked back and forth around him.

"I'm guilty!" Zong Zheng bowed his head.

"Dare to ...... if you know your guilt," the empress slowly squatted on the ground before she finished speaking, covering her abdomen with her hands.

Seeing this, Zong Zheng shook hard, broke the rope, squatted down and said to the empress, "The empress is fine!"

The empress bit her lower lip, her face was pale, and her cheeks were not red in the court.

looked at Zong Zheng and said painfully, "You...... How do you untie the rope?"

Zong Zheng didn't answer, rubbed the empress's abdomen, rubbed it for a while, slowly helped the empress to the chair, took off his coat, folded it neatly, put it on the chair, let the empress sit down, the empress sat down and lay on the table, Zong Zheng squatted down and continued to rub the empress's stomach.