Feng Zhu: "Men are good at masculine beauty. ”

Xu Yuan: "Women pursue softness to overcome rigidity!"

Xu Yuan once again gained the upper hand.

Feng Zhu's eyes rolled, since the good ones don't win, then let's talk about the bad ones.

He said: "In this year's so-and-so Games, our women's football team won the silver medal, do you know why? Because there is a lack of a man in the team!"

Good!

Someone applauded below.

Flutter!

Xu Yuan laughed to himself.

Feng Zhu was shocked, Xu Yuan made a mistake, although I know that what I said is very funny, but if you laugh now, it's not over.

The first thing that is a joke teller is that he can't laugh first.

"What are you laughing at?" Feng Zhu asked.

"I'm laughing at you, you're throwing yourself into the net. Xu Yuan said with a smile, "Our men's football team can't even rush out of Asia, do you know why? Because there are eleven women missing in the team!"

Hahaha!

The audience burst into laughter.

There is only one buddy of the national football team, and he is not laughing, after all, others are mocking you.

It's not right not to laugh, people are just joking, and they can't even afford to joke during the New Year's holidays, so they shouldn't be.

In the end, the dude squeezed out a difficult smile into the camera.

This scene was captured by the director and projected on the big screen at that time.

The audience laughed even more.

Feng Zhu: "Actually, there is no high or low between men and women. ”

Xu Yuan: "Yes, between this couple and husband and wife, how can there be superiority!"

Feng Zhu: "When in love, women like to say that men are stupid. ”

Xu Yuan: "When emotional, men like to say that women are well-behaved. ”

Feng Zhu: "Men often say that you are so good. ”

Xu Yuan: "Women often say, you are so bad!"

Hahaha!

This paragraph, start sprinkling sugar.

Men and women reconcile.

Feng Zhu: "For all women, the words that they can't listen to in a lifetime are, I love you." ”

Xu Yuan: "For all men, the thing that they can't think about in a lifetime is, who do I love?"

Scumbag!

Someone in the audience spoke.

Feng Zhu seized the opportunity, hung up one now, and raised the microphone to everyone with the same boldness: "What do you call Xu Yuan, come, be louder, tell me together, Xu Yuan is ......"

"Scumbag!"

The audience chanted.

The real-name scumbag of the Spring Festival Gala, this hat is completely buckled on Xu Yuan's head.

Feng Zhudao: "A man is a car, not only to be able to drive, but also to be able to repair. ”

Xu Yuan: "A woman is like a cup of tea, not only to be able to drink, but also to taste." ”

Burst!

Chen Kewen was choked for the third time.

Will this Nima be sealed?

This is definitely the fastest car tonight.

Women are like a cup of tea, you try He Nan's words.

On the barrage of the online live broadcast, netizens also reported one after another.

"It's not a car to kindergarten at all!"

"Master, stop, I'm going to get out of the car!"

"Crooked, three digits? I suspect someone here is playing with color, and has the key evidence!"

In the laughter, Feng Zhu and Xu Yuan's performance ended.

They received the loudest applause and the most laughs so far.

The China Television Spring Festival Gala will specifically record these data.

Background.

"Xu Yuan, you are really powerful, you are so good now!" Feng Zhu gave others such a high rating for the first time.

"You're always doing a good job. Xu Yuan was modest.

Feng Zhu shook his head, how long has he been in this business, whether he hangs it well, whether it is good or not, can he not know?

As long as you are clever enough to find ambiguity in language, or good at connecting various memes, you can hang it now.

With the usual information, there are more and more stalks, and now hanging has gradually become an ordinary skill, and many people will.

However, whether you hang up well or not depends not on whether you say it well or not, but whether others can catch it.

No matter how good it is, others can't catch it, and they can't get your points, so it's cold.

In our lives, there are a lot of such cold kings, right?

Now it fails, and a branch is derived, which is called a bad joke.

Of course, there are also logical cold jokes and so on, not all of which are failures.

In short, those guys who are always cold in life are not able to hang now, but because they are too high, and others can't catch them, so they lose the meaning of hanging.

And Xu Yuan's series of hangings just now, basically the difficulty of connecting them is not high, and there is a good effect if they are connected along the way.

This is the art of language.

In this art, Xu Yuan has a deep attainment.

"You are worthy of being a winner of the Nobel Prize in Literature, culture and language are all at your fingertips. "Feng Lao is crazy rainbow fart.

At this time, if Xu Yuan follows the next words, then he will be brain-dead.

[Coastline xwx.biz] in the face of compliments, the most taboo is the next or fake push.

Or "No, it's our industry." Inexistent...... There are many more powerful people than me. "If you like that, you don't have to.

Because it seems to shirk, but in fact, you still accept it.

The right thing to do is to look back at the other side.

"Where. It's also crooked nuts that don't understand our profound traditional culture and language arts, otherwise you should have won this Nobel Prize a long time ago!" Xu Yuan was simply embarrassed.

Only then did Feng Lao leave satisfied.

Sure enough, there are some old people, cute like a child.

It's so confusing.

……

The show continued, and at half past ten, Xu Yuan took the stage again.

This time, he wears a round black hat and a black trench coat.

Holding a potted plant in his left hand and holding a girl in his right hand.

Not Tina.

But it's Tina's appearance in "This Killer Is Not Too Cold".

Small short hair, green baseball uniform, hot pants, martin boots.

It's Emma!

Holding Xu Yuan's hand in his left hand, he held a yellow convenience store pocket in his right hand.

There is no doubt that if Emma hadn't been much older, Xu Yuan would have asked her to play Matilda.

But it's better now, Emma, who is old enough, and Leon, who is far away, are too much like a couple.

“He deals the cards as a meditation……”

Xu Yuan and Emma sang a song "Shape of My Heart".

It's something that has to be performed.

Because Xu Yuan won the Nobel Prize in Literature this year, and the award-winning work has this song.

"The Grandmaster" can't be acted.

"Tell Me Why" is too pathetic and anti-war to be sung on this happy day.

In the case of "Water Tune Song Head", it was only performed at the Mid-Autumn Festival Gala.

So Shape of My Heart is the best choice.

For this reason, Xu Yuan also specially invited Emma to perform in China.

There were international superstars who participated and brought blessings from the international community, and everyone was happy.

"Cards" and "Style".

Of course, to put it bluntly, it's just fresh.

It can be said that this Spring Festival Gala led by Chen Kewen has satisfied all the fantasies of most audiences.

Veteran superstar, Andy.

The new diva, Meng Xiaoxuan.

Novelty and cross-border performances, Feng Zhu and Xu Yuan.

Blessings from the international community, Emma.

Collective honors, Nobel laureates in literature and their works.

Therefore, the success of this Spring Festival Gala is also deserved.