Chapter 151: Daddy's Daddy's Daddy's Name
The old pervert is gone.
He finally fulfilled his long-cherished wish.
The touching confession drama carefully planned by everyone for him can be said to be the most tear-jerking emotional film of this century.
Although the final ending turned into an absurdist comedy that made people pee.
Later, everyone learned that the reason why the old pervert had never mustered up the courage to confess in his life was not because he was so-called shy and shy, or that the opportunity was not timely or something.
It's just because this girl, who he has had a crush on all his life, turned out to be his third uncle's daughter - his cousin.
So this confession ended without a problem.
But that doesn't affect anything.
After all, his resentment has been resolved, and Zhang Zizai's task has been successfully completed.
Even if there are more regrets in it.
The foreign Taoist priest lit a cigarette and said with emotion: "Why is true love in the world always so bumpy. ”
Zhang Zizai: "Don't worry, you and Xia Xue will definitely have smooth sailing, and no one will come out to rob you." ”
......
Everyone finished the confession drama and prepared to drive back to the hotel.
"Now that Chen Weimin's long-cherished wish has been solved, we only need to take over the task given by Niu Tou, and strive to complete it before the Huang family's eight immortals rush back, so that we can leave this land of right and wrong as soon as possible!"
"Are you cowardly, are you hungry, are you still afraid of nesting a few cubs?" the foreign Taoist priest looked disdainful, it was obvious that he didn't take the so-called Eight Immortals of the Earth in his eyes at all.
"A disabled person on crutches, who fought with you for dozens of rounds that day, and the rest are able-bodied people, what do you do to fight with others?"
The foreign Taoist priest was red-faced: "Hu Shesa pinched! Hungry Wosi saw that he was disabled, so why did he do his best and let him pinch it!"
Zhang Zizai: "Yes, yes, after all, you haven't taken off your clothes yet!"
Foreign Taoist: "......"
Everyone walked and chatted, and halfway through, Bai Maruko suddenly frowned.
"Someone was following us. ”
Zhang Zizai looked through the rearview mirror, and sure enough, he found a van following closely behind.
This reminded him of the scene he had with Shiramaruko at the beginning.
He smiled at Bai Maruko: "Is there a beekeeping factory around here?"
Bai Maruko sneered and scolded with a smile: "Are you still going to let me buy the warehouse here?"
The foreign Taoist priest and the others didn't understand what they were saying, and they listened to it in a fog.
Foreign Taoist: "Be bold! Dare to follow even if you are hungry!" After that, he wanted to stop and look for the other party.
Ao Bing hurriedly stopped him.
The foreign Taoist priest was not happy and said: "Why are you so cowardly!"
Ao Bing: "Stop at will on the highway, you will have to deduct 6 points!"
......
The men drove the car to a secluded place, and the van followed.
The two cars slowly stopped one after the other, and a familiar face walked down from the van - Yu Gongzi.
I haven't seen him for a few days, and Yu Gongzi has completely changed.
The original momentum of flying and domineering has long been gone, and at this moment, there is a trace of coldness on his face.
Of course, there are more sequelae of twitching at the corners of the mouth.
Seeing that everyone had come down, Yu Gongzi nodded with satisfaction: "The people are coming together, it seems that this time we can catch them all." ”
After saying that, he clapped his hands at the van behind him.
The door opened, and a man in black clothes and pants and a cap stepped down.
The man was about 1.7 meters tall, and a scar from top to bottom, from left to right, pierced his entire face, looking fierce and vicious.
Yu Gongzi beckoned to the man and said, "It's just a few of them!"
The man nodded, lifted a half-person-tall package from the van, then glanced around the crowd, and then said, "You guys, who will be the first to die?"
"This cowardly baby is not big, and his tone is not small!"
The foreign Taoist priest took out two magic talismans and stuck them on his legs, and stood up with his hands: "Report your name, grandpa, I won't accept nameless ghosts under my knife!"
Ao Bing: "You don't have a knife. ”
Foreign Taoist: "Parable! Is it okay to be parable...... You don't say that no one takes you for a fool!"
Ao Bing: "Wrong again, shouldn't no one treat you as a dumb person if you don't speak?"
The foreign Taoist priest shook his head helplessly: "You baby, save it!"
While the two were talking, the man in black had already unwrapped the package and showed his killing weapon.
"I am Huang Dian, under the tutelage of Yang Guolao, and it is not unjust for you to die in my hands. ”
After speaking, he sat down on his killing weapon and silently recited a few incantations, and the killing weapon was urged by him, and it bloomed with colorful light for a while.
Immediately after, the killer was activated, and the music sounded.
"What is Daddy's Daddy called, Daddy's Daddy is called Grandpa. ”
With the sound of music, the foreign Taoist priest squatted on the ground holding his stomach.
Of course, this is not because he was hurt, but because he really couldn't hold it back.
The murderous scar man in front of him, who claimed to be an old disciple of Yang Guo, was riding upside down on a rocking horse at the moment, shaking rhythmically with the sound of music!
The foreign priest squatted on the ground and laughed for a minute before relieving himself.
"You're going to ride this thing and fight me?"
"Laugh at me, look at how you can laugh for a while!"
The scar man snorted coldly, pulled out a short whip from his body, and slammed it the rocking horse, and then shouted: "Drive!"
The rocking horse moved slowly and circled around the foreign priest. The music is getting faster and faster, and the rocking horse is getting faster and faster.
In less than ten seconds, the scar man who circled around the foreign Taoist priest was already about to emerge from the afterimage, and there was a burst of sound of breaking the air.
It seems that this guy really has two hits!
The foreign Taoist priest frowned, and then put away his previous contempt, and urged the Shenxing Talisman to rush into the encirclement.
But his speed is obviously a big difference with the other party, he attacked several times in a row, and he couldn't even catch the corner of the opponent's clothes, while the scar man still ran faster and faster, and at this moment he was almost out of the range that the naked eye could catch, leaving four identical figures in the air.
"Shadow clone, when did this Yang Guolao go to Konoha Village to practice?" Zhang Zizai looked at the "four" scar men who suddenly appeared on the field, and couldn't help but wonder.
Leon explained: "What kind of shadow clone, his speed has broken through the critical point of absolute time, so it will produce afterimages. Strictly speaking, these remnants also have the ability of his body, which is much more powerful than the shadow clones you mentioned!"
"How do you know?"
Leon: "I've seen something similar in an old book before, and it's basically about his phenomenon, which is something like this if one reaches a certain speed and can transcend the critical point of time...... It seems that the dog has hit a hard stubble this time. ”
I didn't expect Leon, a non-cultivator, to hide such a treasure?
Zhang Zizai: "What classics? Can you still find them now?"
Leon: "Absolutely. ”
Zhang Zizai: "Lend me a look, with such a good technique, maybe I can also succeed in cultivating!"
Leon: "You want to see me buy you a copy tomorrow." ”
Zhang Zizai: "Buy?"
"That's right. ”
"What's the name of that tome?"
Leon: "Relativity!"