Shiramaruko likes Zhang Zizai.

In fact, he already knew about it.

Ever since Shiramaruko had sucked all of the ninja Lalasi's farts in one go during his trip to the island country, he had already noticed it.

He's not Ao Bing, he's so stupid that he can't even see this.

Belch...... It's actually unfair to Ao Bing to say this, because he is actually not stupid when it comes to chasing Sister Jiu'er - except for the one that runs to fight lol.

But he can't like Shirauko.

It's not that Bai Maruko is bad, she's actually quite good.

Although his temper stinks, his personality is a little weird, his mouth is a little damaged, his drama spirit is a little possessed, and his chest is a little smaller.

However, the bad guy is also a white rich and beautiful, beautiful appearance, sweet voice, good temperament, and full of love, enthusiasm, sympathy, compassion, morality and other hearts.

This can be obtained when she traveled around the city at the time, looking for her negative boyfriend for the ghost who jumped off the building.

And Zhang Zizai actually has a good impression of her, otherwise he would not have been so cowardly, and he would not have desperately blocked Bai Maruzi behind him when repeated dangers appeared. Remember qiuww for a second.

However, what is the use of saying this, the two of them are destined to be impossible to be together.

From the day Bai Maruko moved into the second floor, Zhang Zizai had already sworn an oath.

Of course, this oath is made against the white cat.

On that day, the white cat came to look for him and came for Shiramaruko.

He knows his daughter too well, and he has noticed that Bai Maruzi likes Zhang Zizi early on.

"She's got a tail. The white cat lit a cigarette and took a deep breath.

"That's a good feeling, so that she can cultivate in the future!"

"It doesn't matter if she cultivates or not, the important thing is that if she grows two tails, she can live for at least another five hundred years. ”

"That's better, she made the old man Kangxi's wish come true!"

The white cat sighed, "You actually understand what I'm trying to say. ”

"What did you say?"

"You get the idea. The white cat remained motionless, staring at Zhang Zizi with two eyes, as if he wanted to see through his soul.

A minute later, Zhang Zizai let out a long breath and compromised.

"I understand, I've heard stories about you and his mother. ”

"That's good, I don't want my daughter to be like me. ”

"I don't want to. ”

"Then you know what you have to do. ”

Zhang Zizai lowered his head and pondered for a long time, and squeezed out a word from between his mouth: "Hmm." ”

……

"So actually, Shiramaruko was standing behind you at that time, you know?"

"Of course, I'm not stupid. Zhang Zizai took the wine bottle handed by the foreign Taoist priest and poured it with his head up.

"You also deliberately said those words so that she could hear them?"

"Yes. ”

Zhang Zizi nodded, with a sad expression: "You know my situation, my whole body acupoints have been sealed, and even the ghost king only helped me open twelve acupuncture points."

To put it bluntly, I am a person who cannot practice at all, let alone 500 years, and I don't even know if I can live to be 80 years old.

But she's different, even if she doesn't do anything, she has hundreds of years of good life waiting to live, and I don't want her to become another white cat because of me. ”

The foreign Taoist priest patted him on the shoulder, and he didn't know what to say for a while.

This Zhang Zizi, who looks heartless and lungless on weekdays, doesn't care about anything, I can't imagine that he still has such a heavy heart.

"It's better to be sad now than to be sad for the rest of your life. Zhang Zizai drank the wine in the bottle, shook his head and said, "Don't say it, go to sleep." ”

Foreign Taoist: "Don't, you ......"

"You don't have to persuade me, I can't help it. ”

"No, I mean ......"

"I really don't need to persuade him. ”

"I'm not trying to persuade you. ”

"That's?"

"I mean...... Can you wash your feet before going to bed, smoke people to death? ”

“……”

……

Four tickets, three people, returned.

Shiramaruko didn't go with them, she left on her own, and she walked quietly.

The second floor fell silent, and of course, the restaurant called "A Bar" was also silent.

The chef is gone, and the pots and pans are also exhausted, and they have become the most ordinary appearance.

Even the bartender Leon is gone.

Ao Bing started his warmth again, going out early and returning late to go between the gallery and home, the foreign Taoist priest was still hot with Xia Xue, and he almost didn't touch his family - after knowing Zhang Zizai's story, he cherished his relationship even more.

Zhang Zizai was alone in the storefront, bored.

He was considering whether to let the foreign Taoist priest close the door again, of course, like the last closing, not in the real sense, but to renovate it. Open a small supermarket, or a cigarette hotel or something, and you can make a little money at all, so you won't spend it here every day.

The store is now a dead store, where can there be customers...... Well, there's a guest coming.

Zhang Zizai stepped forward: "I'm sorry, there is no food in the store now, you ...... I'm rubbing, you bad old man, why are you here again!"

The person who came was none other than the sloppy monk along the road.

"Yo, your shop is closed at noon?" Dao Yan'er ignored Zhang Zizi's cold eyes, and still sat on the window seat and picked up his feet.

"Don't mention it, we're ready to close the store. ”

"Why?"

"Why else, no wine or food, what to sell. ”

"Me. Monk Dao Yan'er said with a smile.

Zhang Zizai looked him up and down, squinted his eyes and said, "Sell you, can we be a little self-aware?"

Dao Yan'er threw his stinky shoes at Zhang Zizai, and scolded with a smile: "You stinky boy, what are you talking about, poor Dao is a monk, how can you do that kind of dirty deed!"

Zhang Zizi pinched his nose and picked up his shoes, opened the door and threw them across the road.

This old fellow, look at how you ...... Uh, how did he hand in his shoes? That's the new shoes he bought with a month's salary that he had worked so hard to save up!

"Don't worry, you just open the door and do your business, I will ensure that you are full of guests!"

"You think you're a good woman?"

"You don't believe me, why don't we make a bet?"

"Bet on what?"

Monk Dao Yan'er stood up and limped on the ground, as if to test whether the new shoes would fit: "Well, if I can fill your place with pits and valleys, you can give me the 20,000 yuan you hid under the cupboard." ”

"Did you steal through my cabinet?" Zhang Zizai ran upstairs, opened the cabinet and looked through it...... Fortunately, the money is still there.

"Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, the poor monk is devoted to cultivation, how can he do that kind of stealing thing?"

Zhang Zizai kicked the money into his pocket, and pushed the monk along the way downstairs: "Go, go, where there are more people to play, I'm not in the mood to mess with you here." ”

"Don't...... If you think 20,000 yuan is too much, we can bet less...... Nineteen thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine?"

"Fuck off!"

"Eighteen thousand, fifteen thousand, and thirteen thousand? is really not good...... Bet five hundred!"

"Deal! If you lose, you have to pay me 20,000 ha. ”

Dao Yan'er touched his chin and said with a smile: "You kid is really a thief...... What else do you have in your store that you can sell now? ”

"No, the one who bought the groceries has already picked the pick, the one who bought the wine has also resigned, and there are only a few bottles of Coke left in the store now, which I bought yesterday and prepared to drink for myself. ”

"Then there's always running water, right?"

"Yes, what are you going to do?"

"Don't worry about that, go get a big bucket of water!"

Zhang Zizi turned around and went into the kitchen, and after a while, he came out with a large bucket of water.

Monk Dao Yan'er instructed him to put the bucket at the door, and then leaned on the doorrail casually, and smiled at Zhang Zizai: "Wait to see a good show!"

As he spoke, Uncle Tie at the end of the street passed by the door with a bag of soy sauce.

Uncle Tie is not surnamed Tie, he can't remember whether he is surnamed Liu or Li Zhangzi, he only remembers that his nickname is Iron Rooster, he is an old resident of this street, famous for his hard work, he has lived all his life, and has always believed in a life motto - if you don't take advantage, you will suffer.

He originally lived at the end of the street, but because the newly opened supermarket on the street is said to have a nine-percent discount on soy sauce, a bag of things for one dollar on weekdays is only sold for nine cents in that house!

So he walked the whole street and ran to buy this bag of soy sauce, and heard that the neighbor's family was making dumplings tonight, and it happened that there was sauce this time.

Uncle Tie walked to the door and was stopped by the monk Daoyan'er.

"Where are you going?"

"Eat dumplings!"

"What's delicious about dumplings, come in and have two drinks!"

"Okay!"

I don't know what method Yan'er has cast, and the two random sentences actually fooled this iron uncle who has never been in the restaurant.

As soon as Uncle Tie entered the door, he pointed at Zhang Zizai and said, "Boy, bring me the most expensive wine you have here!"

Zhang Zizai glared at Dao Yan'er, and smiled at Uncle Tie: "I'm sorry, uncle, there is no wine in our store." ”

When Uncle Tie heard this, he slammed a row of tables and said, "Nonsense! No wine? What is at the door?"

"Uh...... That's ......"

"What? Are you afraid I won't be able to pay you?"

After Uncle Tie finished speaking, he reached into his trouser pocket and began to rummage.

It took a long time for him to pull a dime from his pocket and throw it on the table.

"I forgot to bring my wallet when I went out, this is the deposit I just bought soy sauce and calculated it first......!

Uncle Tie took out the soy sauce and threw it on the table.

"Bet my dumpling sauce here too!"

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