"Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the news show. ”

"The main content of today's program is ......"

About ten minutes later, Xu Yuan's interview appeared.

"Actually, at the beginning, when Ruidian Academy called me, I thought it was a harassing call, but I didn't answer. Later they fought five times in a row, and I was really a little annoyed and took a look. ”

"Yo, from Stockholm. ”

"I was stunned, and my first thought was, who leaked the news!"

The reporter who interviewed Xu Yuan was stunned on the spot, and couldn't help laughing directly.

Xu Yuan is laughing at himself for having Stockholm syndrome, which is a humorous language art.

Those who don't understand may really not understand.

"Of course, I still didn't answer. Then, more than ten minutes later, I was woken up by Liu Lao's phone call, and I learned that I had won the Nobel Prize for Literature. It's dreamy, but I think it's very deserved. ”

Xu Yuan's words made many people frown.

So floating?

But it's okay, before winning the award, there is no pen.

After winning the award, it is the realm of masters.

"Dream because I am not a pure literary person, and this award gives me a cross-border meaning. Cross-border is often unexpected. ”

"Yes, with our literary heritage, this award should have been won in China a long time ago. I am lucky, but there are many big seniors in our Chinese literary circle, and they are unlucky. This award should be given to them even more. ”

......

On this day, the news syndicate ratings reached a new high.

Xu Yuan's speech was also highly recognized.

He was not overly modest, nor was he arrogant.

Not sad or happy.

It's like if the Nobel Prize is not given to him, he won't change anything because of it.

And that's exactly what happened.

What's more, before the interview, Xu Yuan also met Zhao Ke, who came to congratulate him in person.

Zhao Ke hinted to Xu Yuan that the selection of the Nobel Prize this time is one of the follow-ups to the Shenmin Frame incident.

His Nobel Prize in Literature is not entirely a natural phenomenon, but also an operation.

Of course, this operation is within the permissible range. It's just that the object of this kind of operation will never be a Chinese, or even a native of an Asian country.

Especially in recent years.

But the Shenmin frame incident forced the other party to regress in all aspects.

And making Xu Yuan have the possibility is one of the other party's regressions.

In general, if there is no accident, Xu Yuan is not eligible to participate in this selection at all. Because prejudice is a big mountain, and the prejudice against this side is not a day or two.

But in addition to the factor of prejudice, Xu Yuan's award is also worthy of four words.

And whether it is Qinghua's Zeng Lao or Liu Lao of the Literary Association, they are all highly praised for this.

Knowing people!

They discovered Xu Yuan's talent early on and walked in front of the Nobel Prize judges, and this vision is also amazing.

On the second day of the news broadcast, "Water Tune Song Head, When Will the Bright Moon Be There" was selected and recorded in the second volume of high school Chinese textbooks, "Sleepwalking in the Sky and Leaving Farewell" was selected and recorded in the first volume of high school Chinese textbooks, and "Xu Yuan's Four Sentences" was selected and recorded in the second volume of high school Chinese unit improvement column.

Regarding Xu Yuan's talent, it will no longer be a point of controversy.

One by one, the scholars of Wu Lao's department frantically deleted their previous opinions and comments to avoid being nailed to the pillar of shame in history.

......

After that, Xu Yuan was invited to Stockholm City Hall to attend the Nobel Prize ceremony.

Originally, the selection was held in October, and the award ceremony was held in December.

But this time, Xu Yuan was only selected in December, so there was not much time to prepare, and it just passed.

And with the arrival of Xu Yuan, the global media frantically poured into Ruidian.

According to statistics, at this year's Nobel Prize ceremony, the number of media of all kinds was five times higher than in the previous two years. Because the family group carried by Xu Yuan is too powerful.

This world is the world of foodies.

Why?

Because the Nobel Prize is most famous for its award ceremony and the Nobel Ball in the Golden Hall.

Instead, the Nobel Dinner was held in the Blue Hall.

It was a dinner party of more than 1,300 people, with only 0.65 square meters of space per person, but even so, it was still crowded. This is because it is known as "the dinner of people with the highest IQ in the world".

We're all smart people!

This is true, not the emperor's new clothes.

Those who were able to attend the dinner included the royal family, celebrities from all walks of life, and the father of the sponsor who donated a lot of money to the Nobel Fund, as well as a small number of Ruidian students and lucky people, as well as the family and friends of the Nobel laureates.

In the beginning, there was no upper limit to the number of friends and relatives in this group.

But in one year, Mr. Camilo, the Nobel laureate in literature, brought a total of 68 people, including the village chief, neighbors, and distant relatives from all over the world, to attend the dinner party, and taught Ruidian people a lesson.

So later there was a request, no more than fourteen people.

And the person Xu Yuan invited was that he asked for many opinions after careful consideration, especially his wife's group, phew...... Friends group. To his surprise, people like Jiang Shuying, Li Yuan, and Qi Wei were unwilling to come and shirked one after another.

As for Da Mi Mi and Yaya, they don't have this qualification yet, and their relationship is unclear, so it's not necessary.

Finally, Meng Xiaoxuan, Liu Lao, Zeng Lao, Daoming Teacher, Andy, Teacher He, Lang Lang, Xu Qin, Gao Yuanyuan, Emma, Mei Mei, Scarlett, Song Hye Kyo, Ning Meng, and other fourteen people came to the dinner.

This lineup, no matter what place it is, can be regarded as star-studded.

Kobe Bryant complained strongly because of this, and finally donated a large amount of money himself, and also got a dinner spot, and after negotiation, arranged next to Xu Yuan.

When the award was presented, Xu Yuan's acceptance speech was very simple, he expressed his views on literature in the five official languages of the United Nations.

In his view, with the advent of the multimedia age, the modes of literature have changed from singular to diverse.

More traditional ways of recording literature, such as books, music, paintings, sculptures, or new ways of expressing content such as film and television works, should be classified into the category of literature.

He hopes that all cultural practitioners will be eligible to be considered for the Nobel Prize and all literary prizes other than the Nobel Prize.

He can talk to everyone about philosophy, aesthetics, and 5,000 years, but Xu Yuan doesn't think it's necessary...... Of course, it's not that he can't do it, but if he has to choose between expressing his own demands and expressing the demands of the industry, Xu Yuan hopes to be able to express the demands of the industry.

"I have a dream, and I hope that one day, I can be a pianist standing here. ”

Lang Lang smiled.

"It can be a sculpture artist, a film director or screenwriter, or even a self-media practitioner or the UP master of station B. ”

Of course, online literature should not be ignored, and famous online writers such as squid who love diving, eagles eat chickens, and cicadas in the summer rain should also have this power. ”

"In order to make this dream come true, I will definitely continue to sleep, phew...... I will definitely continue to work hard!Thank you to the judges, and even more so to all the people who love me!"

How unnutritious.

However, this may be the most widely circulated Nobel Prize speech in all history.

Because finally someone is talking about it, not the communication between the gods that is difficult for ordinary people to achieve.

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