Chapter 202: The sonorous double police beat the dog
Seeing the big gold chain, at this time, with his head held high and his face domineering, his mouth full of arrogance and lawlessness, Han Zijian smiled coldly and asked again:
"You're so arrogant, aren't you afraid that I'll call the police?"
As soon as he heard Han Zijian's words, beside the big gold chain, a left green dragon and a right white tiger were tattooed on his arms, and he was about to touch the little stunned green who was less than twenty years old, and laughed:
"Haha, you report, please hurry up, one of our town offices is my eldest brother's brother-in-law, and our brother-in-law's brother-in-law is the deputy bureau of the county bureau, anyway, it is our own family to receive the police, are you still afraid that you will call the police?"
When Han Zijian heard this, he frowned and suddenly softened his attitude, and he also hugged his fist at the big gold chain, and then said more sincerely:
"Don't don't, as the saying goes, the poor don't fight with the rich, and the people don't fight with the officials, let's settle it privately. ”
This time, this gang of evil guys, seeing that Han Zijian suddenly confessed, burst into laughter, and immediately shrunk the encirclement a lot.
The big gold chain became more and more proud, and he took out the small rectangular black clip bag from the arm socket, pointed at Hanzijian's nose and said:
"Okay, little brother, I can see that you are good at it, and you also know how to understand current affairs, if this matter is handled to my satisfaction, you will follow me in the future, my brother will let you eat meat and drink wine in a big bowl from now on, and the beautiful little girl will have it every day." ”
When Han Zijian heard this, he continued to be happy, and he clenched his fists again and said, "Then what should I do to make you all satisfied?"
This time, the big gold chain finally said with a straight face:
"This is very simple, these creditors are usually covered by my brother and me, if you happily let that old man Guo pay off the debts of his brothers according to our amount, even if you officially join the gang, it will be regarded as a meeting gift from you to the brothers. ”
As if after thinking about it very seriously, Han Zijian scratched his head and said with a straight face:
"I'm afraid this won't work!"
Seeing Han Zijian's embarrassed face, the big gold chain suddenly wanted to go crazy, but he was more or less frightened, so he squeezed out a smile and said:
"That's right, brother, I'll sell you a few thin noodles today, what do you say? ”
When Han Zijian heard this, he pointed to the backpack behind him and said:
"Then I'll put forward a charter, if you think it's acceptable, I'll pay off the debt to everyone immediately!"
One of the people in the crowd shouted, "Don't talk nonsense, let go of a fart." ”
After taking a closer look at the face of the outrageous man, Han Zijian turned around and looked at Tie Yunyan first.
Seeing that Tie Yunyan raised his mobile phone willingly, Han Zijian unloaded his backpack, he opened the chain and took out two large bundles of cash, and then held them high in his hand.
The crowd came for money, and they inevitably had to see the money, they were greedy, and after looking at the red ticket in Han Zijian's hand, they were greedy again, looking at the backpack that was still bulging.
Seeing that it was difficult for everyone to suppress Shao, Han Zijian held two large bundles of cash and opened his mouth more seriously:
"Since you are people on the same road, let's settle it in a unified manner, the principal of Lao Guo's loan is a little bit of 100,000 yuan.
As for me, on the premise of not hurting everyone's harmony, and I don't want to lose everyone, let's use the highest bank loan interest, and I will add a little more to you, at an annual interest rate of 10%.
In this case, it is 10,000 yuan of interest for one year, and for three years, a total of 130,000 yuan with interest.
Then, I'll add a little more to you, a total of 150,000, okay?"
As soon as Han Zijian's words came out, there was another burst of laughter, and the crowd began to scold again:
"No, absolutely not..."
"You dream of eating shit..."
"What do you think you are if you want to be beautiful..."
"you..."
“……”
“……”
"With this little bastard who doesn't know the height of the sky, what nonsense, brother, first robbed the silver, and then beat him for not being able to take care of himself..."
Before the words of this guy fell, the two bundles of cash in Hanzijian's hand were immediately snatched away in a mess, not counting, he was punched and kicked several times in the stomach and buttocks.
In the face of these vicious and dense crowds, after Han Zijian did a somersault, he decisively abandoned his bag and money, and fled in fright.
Just in the middle of the flight, when she met with the two female generals, Tie Yunyan, who was carrying a bamboo pole, crossed from the left side, and passed the mobile phone that was still recording with a smile to Han Zijian.
Gan Tongtong, who flew from the right side, and after high-fives with Hanzijian in the air, Jiao shouted:
"Brother-in-law, deal with this rabble, kill chickens with a knife, you go and rest for a while. ”
Hanzi didn't look back and laughed:
"They robbed the silver, attacked the police, and begged the two little women to make decisions for the little people!"
So, in a burst of crackling and ghost howling, Hanzijian flew down beside Guo Shanwu and Wu Lanfang.
After he asked the mobile phone to stop working immediately, he lowered his head and smiled at Guo Shanwu in the wheelchair:
"Look at how good you are. ”
Guo Shanwu and Wu Lanfang were already shocked by this sudden scene, and they covered their mouths in a daze.
As soon as the people in the fish pond heard that there was a fight on the shore, they didn't ask about the enemy or the enemy, and they all came to the shore without asking about the indiscriminate use, and they gathered to see the excitement.
On the battlefield at this moment, the division of labor between Tie Yunyan and Gan Tongtong is already very clear.
Gan Tongtong was in charge of the flowering of the center, she screamed angrily, she waved the dog beating stick viciously, and she released all kinds of anger and grievances in her heart in one move.
As for Tie Yunyan, since the work of this fight is a little easier, she is only responsible for walking around the outer circle.
Seeing Gan Tongtong's sharp move, a stick and a stick mercilessly, Tie Yunyan has become a delicate flower.
She used the slender green green bamboo pole with excellent toughness to beat all the villains who were beaten by Gan Tongtong and howling while trying to flee with their heads in their hands, and they all continued to be beaten.
When he was beaten to happiness, even those who had just climbed up from the fish pond, their bodies were still wet, and in each person's hand, there were more than a dozen big silver carp, big grass carp, and big carp fish thieves, and they were all beaten into the beating circle by Tie Yunyan with a thin bamboo pole.
In less than ten minutes, the crackling of the battlefield had stopped, and only the undulating howls of each other remained.
Tie Yunyan was still unsatisfied, after she and Gan Tongtong high-fived happily, she looked at the villains lying all over the ground, and finally covered her stomach and laughed.
Seeing that Gan Tongtong returned to his parents' side, he was still angry, and he was not relieved at all.
Tie Yunyan took a look.
Oh, it turns out that my sister hasn't had a good time yet.
So, Tie Yunyan was anxious again, she frowned, and in front of Guo Shanwu's wheelchair, she drew three horizontal lines with a bamboo pole.
Han Zijian snickered and understood in seconds, he followed Tie Yunyan and returned to the group of captives.
didn't even look at it, and after pulling down a few bamboo poles horizontally and vertically, Tie Yunyan stared at her eyes and shouted:
"Go, go to Uncle Guo and kneel down according to the line!"
"Ahh
The first one was beaten again, and after holding his arms and howling, he didn't seem to understand.
didn't wait for his hesitation, more than three seconds, and with a fierce bamboo pole, he pulled it again.
"Ahh
This time he also understood in seconds, this guy was the first to stand up with his head in his hands, he limped, and knelt in a straight line in front of Guo Shanwu.
"Wife, you can rest for a while," Han Zijian smiled, and after he took Tie Yunyan's bamboo pole, he affectionately touched the forehead of his little daughter-in-law.
"Smack, smack, smack..."
This time it's Hanzi's own hand.
In a series of crackling sounds, in the hoarling sound like killing pigs, the twenty-seven villains, with their heads bowed in front of Guo Shanwu and the two of them, knelt down into three neat teams.
Of course, this kind of neatness and neatness cannot be too demanding, so Han Zijian used a green bamboo pole to hold up the chin of the big gold chain, and said gently:
"Brother, why don't you call and ask your brother-in-law to save you?"
The big gold chain, which was already blue and swollen, lowered his head in fear after glancing at Hanzi's sword.
"Smack!"
A pole that was neither light nor heavy, after being drawn on the shoulder of the big gold chain, Hanzi Jian did not pretend to be forced again.
This time, he viciously raised the bamboo pole again and shouted:
"Dog thing!
Holding his head in his hands, he said with a big gold chain and a crying voice:
"Good brother, good brother, please be merciful, don't beat me again, call the police, I dialed it just now. ”
Sincerely, he gave a thumbs up to the big gold chain, and Han Zijian praised:
"Yes, yes, yes, you're pretty smart. ”
The habit of long-term military service, but unforgettable for a lifetime, Han Zijian habitually, used a green bamboo pole to make the formation of the captives, and after tidying up a little, he went to the fish pond again.
He picked up five from the river stall, and these people threw the parasols there and handed them all to Gan Tongtong.
went to Guo Shanwu's house that had been turned into a mess, and Han Zijian moved out four oil-stained plastic round high stools.
After Wu Lanfang brought a bucket of cold well water from a small well, and gave each person a small plastic bowl, Han Zijian took a sip, and then heard a wow wow wow whine sound.
Two minutes later, two police cars with flutes and flashing lights had stopped at the intersection, and three assistant police officers in uniform and four armed with extra-long electric batons had rushed to the scene as fast as they could.
The twenty-seven villains, all with blue noses and swollen faces, kneeling in unison, this scene is indeed quite beautiful.
The police were immediately startled, and they were all a little overwhelmed.
"Brother-in-law, brother-in-law," the big gold chain finally saw his relatives, and he was so anxious that he yelled aggrieved.
Han Zijian and them, each holding a parasol, sat on the stool leisurely and tasted cold water, as if they were indifferent to the arrival of these policemen.
The chubby, oily brother-in-law of the big gold chain, after glaring at Han Zijian fiercely, didn't dare to make a mistake first.
The man walked up to his brother-in-law and stretched out his hand to pull him up.
When the servants saw it, they all climbed up.
"Kneel down and !! all"
After Han Zijian shouted, he held a thin bamboo pole and walked over again.
In the thud, even the big gold chain obediently knelt down again.
This time, the brother-in-law with the big gold chain was in a hurry, and after he subconsciously touched his waist, he came to Hanzi Jian.
As for this brother-in-law, what are they here for, he doesn't need to ask.
So, he pointed to Hanzijian's nose and shouted:
"Who are you, you're too arrogant, why do you want to beat people?"
After Han Zijian sat back slowly, he said slowly:
"What kind of person I am, in fact, it doesn't matter at all, why hit someone, you should ask your brother-in-law first!"
The brother-in-law of the big gold chain, with slanted triangular eyes, said:
"I don't need to ask more at all, it's only natural that they can ask for the money they owe reasonably and legally, and it's beyond reproach. ”
"This kind of evil behavior of high loan interest has seriously violated the law and endangered the normal life and life safety of the people, don't you know that as a police sergeant?" Han Zijian asked again.
The brother-in-law with the big gold chain listened and continued to answer arrogantly: "They have needs and needs, and both parties are willing, and we don't care." ”
"Is this what you say, a police sergeant with a golden head and a uniform on his head?" Han Zijian asked coldly.
When the brother-in-law with the big gold chain heard this, he scolded viciously:
"Less nonsense, come on, handcuff me all and take it away!"