206 The so-called buddy (16th update!)
"The third child, you said that you had a good treat, but you didn't honor it when you became the dean?"
When Lu Huan got off work, he was about to sneak home and get a good night's sleep, but he was blocked in the office by three uninvited guests.
The only ones who can call Lu Huan the third child are naturally the three perverts in his bedroom, when he first started chasing Du Qifang, he promised to invite the three of them to dinner when he caught up, but too many things happened later, but he has forgotten about it, and now he is blocked by his brother at the door and begins to settle accounts.
"Are you free today? If you are free, I will invite you to dinner today. ”
Lu Huan pinched a chocolate chip and threw it into his mouth, and now he faces all kinds of respectful faces every day, but only these three smug friends are most comfortable.
"The two of us are fine, but the fourth child has to be on duty, to see if as the dean, can he also seek some benefits for the brothers......" The eldest is the head of the dormitory, and instinctively began to teach Lu Huan a lesson.
Lu Huan snapped his fingers and said: "There is no problem, but only today, you can't be lazy every day, otherwise I, the dean, should be laid off." ”
The fourth smiled and said: "Of course, you think that we are doing big business outside like you, we still have to eat wages, and we will get a minute of money for one minute of work, and we still need to make money." ”
The four of them glanced at each other, hugged each other and laughed, and walked out of the office. Time is such a strange thing, Lu Huan feels that so many things have happened in his life, and the whole person's thoughts and ambitions have been subverted to another direction. You can look back, the people around you are still so kind, and when you see them again, they are still so kind, as if time has not passed, everyone still had a hot dormitory yesterday and couldn't sleep together, lying on the ground and pancakes together pulling which nurse's chest is the biggest and so on.
But in the blink of an eye, Lu Huan has forgotten how long it has been since they played games together, at that time, everyone asked others what they were doing and then followed suit, and they couldn't wait to sell it on Taobao when they had more time, and now everyone is fighting desperately in their own careers, and I really don't know when there will be the next opportunity after this party today.
Lu Huan called Du Qifang, Du Shiyi, and Su Jin, and found six beautiful waiters from the bar for the taste of the three-headed pervert, and let them enjoy the treatment of hugging left and right.
But to really hug or do a night of splitting sentiment, this kind of thing depends on the ability of the three people. Lu Huan called all the college students with clean net worth, part-time here, they are more lively and fun-loving on weekdays, I heard that the boss asked the boss to eat buffet in a five-star hotel plus triple the salary, so he naturally dressed up beautifully and appeared on time at the beginning of the buffet without hesitation.
Although I have already trained my face in the hospital on weekdays, I can make people go to bed and take off their pants and then have a digital anorectal examination without any shying away from nervousness, but when the beauty is present, the three perverts are surprisingly silent, just keep getting food and then eat wildly.
"What's the matter, seeing healthy human beings, they have lost their ability to communicate? You want to chat, seduce, show your knowledge, I spend three times my salary plus a big meal to invite people here, you have to cherish the opportunity!"
Lu Huan took the opportunity to go to the toilet to call the three of them together, and muttered to each other.
The three people in the bedroom looked at each other, didn't speak, just smiled bitterly.
"What, do you think the chick I'm looking for isn't beautiful enough?" Lu Huan glared at the three of them.
The fourth shook his head: "Beautiful, I haven't seen such a beautiful girl for a long time, of course it's beautiful." ”
"yes, it's punctual enough, the girl's breasts next to me are enough for 36e, right?" the boss chimed in.
The second child snorted disdainfully: "The child only looks at the face and chest, if you want me to say that this woman should first appreciate the hands, and the second is the legs, so the girl in the Academy of Fine Arts is beautiful, a pair of slender hands......"
"Okay, okay, why are you so big at this time? Look at the bear you look like at the dinner table!" Lu Huan saw that the two wolves next to him also unanimously felt that today's girl was level enough, and he didn't realize it, "I used to shout fiercely to find a beautiful wife...... Don't be kidding, I'm introducing you to serious girls, Qifang is watching from the side, I can't do it for the little girl in my own field, even if others want to start, I have to ask the security guard of our bar, you can rest assured, it is definitely a serious girl, there are a few, hehe, the virgin body is still there, it is definitely worth it!"
Lu Huan sold the three-headed pervert with a wicked smile on his face, a beautiful girl who went to college and remained a virgin this year is even rarer than a dinosaur.
As for whether to clean oneself or wait for the price to sell, it depends on the strength and luck of the man, not all girls are green tea, and not all boys are Chen Shimei, this is a world full of negative emotions, but if you really let these things affect your worldview, then it is really a sadness.
"Third child, we know your kindness, but this matter ...... Hey, it's also our stupid!" The boss looked at Lu Huan's face with hatred that iron is not steel, and he also sighed, scratched his head and said, "Maybe it's the sadness of our profession, the working hours are long, and if you don't study hard for a few years when you're young, you really won't have many opportunities in the future." We are not as good as you, we are ordinary undergraduate graduates, and we are not outstanding in terms of academic ability, and if we want to stay in a central hospital, we really have to play with our lives.
It's not that we don't want to speak, but we don't know what to say, people talk about luxury, talk about fashion, talk about the upcoming black house promotion, I can't just say that today's nine turns of the large intestine is not the large intestine, but the small intestine, right?
Originally, we were all the same people, but the time allocated to the things we did was different, making us seem to be people from different worlds. The three of us live in the hospital dormitory, and we are in the hospital 24 hours a day, and what we see is such a small piece of sky, how can we think of topics that those girls are interested in? Now you let me talk about the clinical manifestations and treatment measures of tetralogy of Falot, I won't give you a word, but let me say that the plot of the most popular TV series now, I don't know at all, and the things that those fashionable and shrewd girls see, think, and enjoy are different, just want to bubble, and I don't know where to start! I think the second and fourth are in a similar situation to me, right?"
"Yes, third brother, I know that you are for my good, but I am really not angry now. The fourth child pushed his eyes, he and Lu Huan like to watch some funny and complaining videos on weekdays, the relationship between the four is the best, and they are honest in their words, "Those girls wear them, at a glance, they know that they are not women who live their lives, and we may not have a low income in the future, but now we are a hard worker, and I don't want to ask for money from my family, so I can't start with others." ”
Lu Huan didn't say anything, it was the first time to hear three roommates talk about these helplessness in life, and said with a wry smile: "It's okay if you don't have money, I'll reimburse you for picking up girls, as long as it's enjoyable, don't care about it at all......"
"Third brother, you misunderstood me, how could I be looking for you for money?" The fourth shook his head, "I'm not bad money, I'm bad time! You can reimburse me for the cost of picking up girls, but how much time does it take to spend on it? You also said that everyone is not as simple as making a shot, but it is impossible for people in the world of two people to try at the same time, that is a waste of time! I used to look forward to having an affair or something, and I thought that I could be chic when I made money myself, but when I really made money myself, I found that it was distressing to spend a dollar. In the past, when we were in college, we had nothing to do and eat a KFC group, a buffet or something, and there was no pressure at all, but now we always hesitate that there is food in the cafeteria, is it necessary to go outside and spend money to eat such things?"
"Third child, we understand your hard work, but these girls in society are not suitable for us now. The second child also spoke, "Maybe when we have a successful career one day, we will consider starting a relationship with such a delicate woman that all men understand, but now under this condition, I can only talk about marriage when talking about girls, people don't look down on me, I really don't necessarily look down on others, there is no need to waste this effort, everyone has to see themselves clearly, this stage is to try to find their own career, to find a woman who can't understand each other, that is to torture themselves, do you know why so many doctors look for nurses?" One is to save trouble by getting a moon bubble girl near the water, and the other is to talk to each other to save trouble, and the time arrangement can also understand each other. ”
"Yes, don't you know that Da Mu Gang next door broke up with his girlfriend? He was so busy with the recent surgery in the third year of the foreign school, and several dates were yellow because of temporary incidents, and his girlfriend had an opinion, and after a few quarrels, he broke up, do you know what the girl said when she left?"
The boss sighed, and learned from an angry female voice, "You shitty ** work, you haven't seen anyone for 48 hours, and you see a dead dog after 48 hours, the old lady doesn't want to find an uncle who doesn't even bother to say sweet words to serve, fuck!"
Lu Huan wiped the cold sweat from his head and said softly, "You three...... You can't be so scared of girls outside the health system, right? You can't communicate, you can play together. ”
"I don't have the patience to accompany you. The fourth brother finally said, "Third brother, we don't need you to bother with this matter, we are looking for you to have a treat, just want to sit down to eat and talk together, and the girls have no half-dime relationship, you think, how many days have we not howled together? ”
"You guys, do you all think so?" was said by the three brothers, and Lu Huan was also a little embarrassed.
"Nonsense, you idiot, what do you think?" the eldest and second son hammered Lu Huan's chest.
"I understand, when I go out to hail a taxi, let's have a barbecue stall!"
Lu Huan nodded heavily, knowing that this was a buddy, even if they were lagging behind in their past lives, they were a group of people who could warm people's hearts. (..)
( Strongest Imperial Doctor )