Chapter 364: I'm going to kick your ass
Lu Ping smiled faintly: "If you transfer money, you will have to charge a handling fee, how can there be cash to come!"
"Also...... Okay, too. Zhang Buwei was confused, but after weighing it, he also wanted to open it, cash is cash, cash is more three-dimensional, and it can stimulate the eyeballs more.
How many sacks do you have to put in 100 million cash?
Zhang Buwei began to think about it happily: Is ten sacks enough? It is always beneficial and harmless to prepare a few more, and tonight I will carry two sacks home first, and let the mother-in-law who worships money at home count the money and play. No, no, if you want to carry it, you can carry it back, anyway, people say that all this money is at your disposal...... Hmph, with my Zhang Buwei's ability, 100 million, spending 30 or 40 million is enough to make the book beautiful, right? The remaining 60 or 70 million...... Hey!
A merry heart makes a cheerful countenance.
Every cell in his body seemed to be soaked in boundless joy.
That kind of coolness is really the most important thing in life.
"Sister, did you bring any coins?" Lu Ping suddenly asked Mi Can'er.
Mi Can'er was stunned for a moment and asked, "Brother, what do you want coins for?"
Lu Ping urged: "Look for it." β
Mi Can'er touched all over her body, and she really found a one-yuan coin.
"This ...... The denomination is too big, is there a point?" Lu Ping shook his head.
"One cent?" Mi Can'er smiled bitterly: "How can there be a penny coin now, one cent and five cents are rare." Oh, I see, they say, when a coin is melted, it can be minted into a ring, man, who are you going to give the ring to......? Our miss?"
"You shocking logical ......" Lu Ping stood up and said to Mi Can'er: "Just one piece, give it to me." β
Mi Can'er put her hand on the table, and raised her mouth slightly: "Don't give it! unless you tell you what to do?"
Lu Ping emphasized: "If you don't give it, then I can only rob it." β
Mi Can'er said: "The coin is in my hand, you can grab it." You stand there and don't move, I don't believe your arms can be stretched so long. β
She put the coin in her palm and defiantly landed Ping with a clench.
Those naughty little eyes are very cute.
"Rich people are just playful, haha, I'm a little curious, what is the use of Mr. Lu asking for this coin. Zhang Buwei smiled and picked up the goblet and took a sip.
Bai Kexin smiled, as if he had figured out Lu Ping's thoughts.
She could finally understand why Gong Mengran kept calling him 'Living Treasure'.
At this time, I saw Lu Ping smile slightly and slam it on the table.
Syllable!
The cutlery on the table shook and vibrated in bursts.
A few lighter objects, such as tissue boxes and toothpick boxes, were blown away.
Mi Can'er's little hand on the table was also shocked. The coin in her hand flew into the air as if it had wings.
And it flew out diagonally.
Lu Ping bowed his body slightly, and grabbed the flying coin in his hand.
Mi Can'er was stunned suddenly, and pouted: "Brother, you are so bad, for this coin, you shook my hands." β
Lu Ping said: "Who told you not to borrow me." β
Mi Can'er said aggrievedly: "I'm teasing you, can't you see it?"
"Awesome, Mr. Lu, this hand is amazing, it seems that you have practiced?" After witnessing Lu Ping's technique of 'clapping hands and shaking coins', Zhang Buwei was stunned.
Awesome, that's amazing.
Young, handsome, rich, and kung fu.
That's too awesome, isn't it?
Well, in the future, you can introduce the beautiful cousin from your hometown to him, and as soon as the beauty is counted, I may be able to scrape more mother's inner ......
Zai Tuhao, we are serious. Specialized!
"Vice President Zhang, I'm sorry, there is no money in small denominations, you can collect this coin. Lu Ping turned his head and handed the coin to Zhang Buwei.
Zhang Buwei was stunned for a moment: "This ...... This...... I don't get it. β
"Don't you want 100 million? That's nearly 10 billion. In other words, you still owe me eight or nine billion. Lu Ping simply took his left hand and slapped the coin in his palm.
"Huh?" Zhang Buwei suddenly felt humiliated, and hurriedly said, "This ...... This joke doesn't have to be made like that, does it? How did this one coin become 10 billion? I still owe you 8 or 9 billion? Lu ...... Brother Lu, don't scare me, I don't have a good heart. β
Lu Ping looked at the one-yuan coin and said matter-of-factly: "According to the current international exchange rate, one yuan of Huaxia currency can be cashed in about 8.7 billion Zimbabwean dollars, and I promise to give you 100 million, so if you calculate it accurately, you should still be 8.6 billion yuan short of me...... But I'm definitely not going to ask for you, you take it all, and the rest of the dinner tonight is over. How?"
"I know that Xiao Lu Lu is not well-intentioned...... Sure enough, it's a living treasure. Bai Kexin was happy in his heart, and couldn't help but smile.
Of course, Mi Can'er also stood on Lu Ping's side, and immediately said: "There is nothing wrong with this arithmetic, just such an account." β
"What? 100 million Zimbabwean coins? Not Huaxia coins?" Zhang Buwei looked at Lu Ping with a grim face, and suddenly found that the other party did not seem to be joking at this time.
Lu Ping asked rhetorically: "Did I just say that it was Huaxia coins?"
Mi Can'er shook her head vigorously: "I didn't say it." I testify that my brother didn't say anything. β
Bai Kexin couldn't help but smile and glanced at Mi Can'er, these two people are really brothers and sisters at a critical time, and they are united with each other. When I mentioned the 100 million sponsorship just now, your little girl was not in the private room at all.
"That'...... It can't be Zimbabwean currency, right? I know that their country has the highest inflation in the world, and money is not worth anything at all. People there buy things about sacks. I also know that Dubai ...... No, Qatar is the richest country in the world, and the rich are only left with money. But Zimbabwe is poor and only has money left, because their money is not worth at all, and it is not ......as expensive as toilet paper," Zhang Buwei said with a sour face.
Lu Ping exclaimed: "I understand a lot!"
Zhang Buwei's fur was about to stand up, and he said eagerly: "I...... I can see it, you...... You must be kidding me, right? It must be, it must be. We are all Chinese, and we must use Huaxia currency as the unit of measurement. You...... You must be kidding me. β
I clearly saw that the other party didn't seem to be joking.
But at this time, he could only hope that the other party was joking.
The key is that I am too gullible to others, and people drew such a big cake out of thin air, and I didn't realize until the end that this cake was actually papier-mΓ’chΓ©.
Lu Ping asked rhetorically, "Vice President Zhang, are you from Huaxia?"
Zhang Buwei nodded affirmatively: "Yes, serious Chinese people." β
Lu Ping reached into his trouser pocket and grabbed a hard card the size of an ID card, which was written in Korean, and of course there were individual 'Chinese characters'.
But in reality, the pronunciation and meaning of 'Hanja' in Hangul and Huaxia are completely different.
"Resident registration card, that is, a Korean ID card. Lu Ping flashed the card in Zhang Buwei's eyes: "When did you become a Korean citizen?"
Zhang Buwei said with a flushed face: "Fourth...... It's been four or five years. β
Lu Ping said: "Then you still dare to say that you are from Huaxia?"
Zhang Buwei argued: "I ...... Although I have become a Korean citizen, my heart will always be the heart of Huaxia! My career, my family...... They're all in Huaxia!"
"What a hypocrisy!" Lu Ping snorted coldly.
Zhang Buwei felt that the duck in his mouth was about to fly away, and he was very unwilling, so he simply chose to retreat to the next best: "That...... Then even if I am Korean and I am Korean, even if you exchange it according to the Korean won, it will ...... You shouldn't just give a dollar coin. One Chinese coin is about ...... Approximately equal to 172 won, those ...... 100 million won to ...... There can be at least six ...... Six or seven hundred thousand, right? If you speak, you have to count, so you ...... You give a million...... Oh, this time it's converted to the face value of Huaxia coins. You...... Don't play tricks. β
Lu Ping smiled: "You are Korean, I will exchange it for Korean won?"
Zhang Buwei raised his hand to wipe the cold sweat: "That...... Either it's Huaxia coins, it's better. β
Lu Ping asked, "What's your name?"
Zhang Buwei said hesitantly: "I...... My name is Zhang Buwei, what's wrong?"
"It couldn't be more obvious, Zhang Buwei, Zimbabwe, I exchanged it according to your name. Your name is Zhang Buwei, and I will convert it into Zimbabwean currency, what is wrong? The coin named after you is very compatible with you. Bouvet coins are very cheap, but you are also cheap, right? However, people are the cheap, worthless, you are really cheap, the cheap!"
Mi Can'er covered her mouth and sneered: "Brother, Zhang Buwei, Zimbabwe, hehe, it's quite interesting, you have a big brain, this is all thought of ......"
"Vice President Zhang, although Xiao Lu Lu's words are more straightforward, but ......" Bai Kexin couldn't help but speak at this time: "I think he scolded right! I didn't even see it before, Bai Kexin didn't see that you were a snob who only recognized money and didn't recognize people." If you think about it carefully, how many times have you ridiculed him just now? If you want me to see, he didn't beat you up today, which can be regarded as mercy to his subordinates. β
"You...... Even you...... Miss Bai, I have no grudge against you, right?" After suffering a dumb loss, Zhang Buwei had a sense of loss that called the sky is not working, and the earth should not be right.
Bai Kexin stood up suddenly: "You have no grudge against me! However, you can't insult my friend! In this world, except for my parents, Xiao Lu Lu is my Bai Kexin's closest person, you dare to laugh at him again and again, and I, Bai Kexin, will not agree to be the first one! Hmph, Zhang Buwei, remember my words, the show has just begun!"
Lu Ping was slightly stunned.
Mi Can'er was also stunned.
They unanimously felt that Bai Kexin was very stylish.
Beauty. Sass.
It's like a glimpse.
What kind of situation is this? Zhang Buwei was isolated and helpless, and gradually became annoyed and said angrily: "You...... You guys...... How dare you play tricks on me, I'm ...... I, Zhang Buwei, don't eat dry rice in Yongzhou, you ...... You're going to be walking around without food! I'm ...... I will ban you in the whole of Yongzhou, ban her, still want to learn dance, still want to engage in art? Hmph, in the next life, as long as I say hello, no school will admit you to school!!"
The corners of Bai Kexin's mouth raised slightly, and said: "You can't protect yourself now, what if you still have the leisure to take revenge on us?
"I can't protect myself?" Zhang Buwei sneered: "Miss Bai, you have your way, and I also have my way, then let's ride a donkey and read the record book, and we'll see!"
Suddenly.
He felt something strange in his ass.
I saw that Mi Can'er had already walked around behind him and kicked him in the ass fiercely: "Let you dare to threaten my brother, let you dare to threaten my brother, my Mi Can'er kick your ass......"
"You little girl, see if I don't beat you to death!" Zhang Buwei was angry, so he went over to beat Mi Can'er.
Lu Ping warned him: "If you dare to touch her, I will abolish you today!"