Chu Li's departure would like to thank the chief director of this operation, Ms. Shiramaruko.

Although she did not show up to participate in the whole process, she was responsible for the design of the plot and the outline of the scene.

And this time, the male protagonist Yang Taoist also gave full play to his vase advantages, adding great persuasiveness to the perfect solution of this incident.

After all, his face is there, and anyone would believe that there really is such a thing as love at first sight in this world.

But he sent Chu Li away, but he did not let Chen Weimin enter reincarnation.

It seems that the resentment of this old pervert has nothing to do with that "pen fairy".

"What are your obsessions? Don't tell me that your wish is to stay in the world and soak in the bathhouse every day. ”

"I ...... I also want to go see my girlfriend. ”

"You still have a girlfriend like this?"

"Well...... Crushed. ”

Chen Weimin is a bachelor until the moment he dies.

Although he usually seems to be an old pervert who doesn't do anything right, in fact, every idiot has a pure dream buried in his heart.

"I have a childhood sweetheart, and the two of us are in the same school from middle school all the way to university. She was the school girl of our school at that time, and she was the object of many people's crushes. Looks, well.... Kindness.. It's like, like Hayakawa Narina, who has a pair of charming eyes and slender legs like Kana Miura. ”

Bai Maruko stood aside, raised his big eyes, and asked with a puzzled expression, "Who are you talking about? Why don't I know any of them?" ”

Zhang Zizai: "He is talking about anime characters. It's normal that a three-dimensional person like you has no intersection with us two-dimensional people. ”

Ao Bing retorted: "Don't defile our second dimension! We don't look at Miura! We are chasing Rem!"

The old pervert was furious: "Don't interrupt me, okay!"

Zhang Zizai: "Okay, you continue." ”

Old pervert: "Where did I just go?" ”

Zhang Zizai: "Kana Miura's legs." ”

Old pervert: "Yes, yes, she has the same slender legs as Kana Miura." The most important thing is that when you laugh, you show your cute little tiger teeth, just like Lola Takizawa......"

Bai Maruko rolled her eyes: "Takizawa? The film she made is like a lying corpse, where is it cute?, my tiger tooth is ......"

Zhang Zizai: "Don't you know each other?"

Shiramaruko stuck out his tongue: "Oops...... I'll cook, you guys talk!"

With that, Fei also fled the living room.

The old pervert froze and continued: "In short, she is the goddess who gathers all these female * characteristics as one, and she is the dream of all boys at that time. ”

Zhang Zizi pursed his lips: "The yearning of the dream is right." ”

Old pervert: "I don't want you to say that about her! she's a goddess of purity! It's not for those immoral women to compare to." ”

Zhang Zizai: "It's you who compare it first! Don't rely on me!"

The old pervert scratched his head in embarrassment: "That...... Isn't that because I don't know other beauties, so I can only give you examples...... Anyway, I just mean to tell you that she really is a goddess-like being. ”

Zhang Zizai: "The goddess will take a fancy to you like this?"

Old pervert: "I didn't dare to think about it at the beginning, after all, the goddess is an unattainable existence for me."

But one day, she quietly called me out of the classroom. Tell me to help her beat up a boy who always bullies her. I just knew that my chance had come!

So I showed my might and took the boy to a sea beating in the wheat field behind the playground that night.

As a result, the next day, when I ran to the school to prepare for the invitation, I found that the two of them appeared in the school commissary hand in hand. ”

Zhang Zizai was puzzled: "Isn't it? What's the matter? Don't you hate him very much, so you asked you to help beat him?"

Old pervert: "This question has been bothering me for a long time. I didn't know until I peeked into her diary one day. It turned out that she had planned it all.

Zhang Zizai: "What plan?"

Bai Maruko said disdainfully: "What other plan can there be, isn't it just to deliberately set up a situation for others to beat him, and then take the opportunity to appear again and send comfort, lonely men and widows, wheat fields under the moon, a wounded heart and a woman sent to the door, isn't all this a matter of course." ”

Zhang Zizai: "Didn't you go cooking?"

Shirakuko: "I just remembered that we just had dinner. ”

Zhang Zizai: "......"

Bai Maruko: "Actually, it's all an old routine, it's just that the hero saves the beauty and replaces the gender, and I don't know how many people have used this routine...... Back then, my dad chased my mom and it seemed that this was the trick he used. ”

Zhang Zizai: "Isn't it?

Bai Maruko smiled and said, "Hundred trials and all kinds of spirits!"

At the beginning, Zhang Zizai was the one who saved the United States several times, and of course she knew this feeling.

Zhang Zizai: "That's a good feeling! I'll go out tomorrow to try it and see if I can use this trick to find a girlfriend for myself and come back!"

Shiramaruko: "......"

"You two still don't listen!"

Zhang Zizai: "Haven't you already listened to it? The two lovers of the family have finally become married, and they are still ......."

"Where! They didn't make it to the end at all!"

Zhang Zizai: "?"

The old pervert smiled: "You know, the love in the youth period, most of them died young......"

After a few years of being married to the young man in the wheat field, the two finally parted ways and became strangers with the arrival of high school.

And the old pervert who had been guarding the goddess around looked at the haggard appearance of the goddess's dying wood, and his heart was broken.

So during that time, he tried his best to please the goddess, thinking of ways to make her happy. In the end, the goddess successfully walked out of the pain of broken love under his careful care, and then, of course, fell in love again.

However, the one in the river is still not an old pervert

In this way, the old pervert has been the first spare tire in history, and has accompanied the goddess through her cardamom period N times of love, until she witnessed the goddess becoming a wife for the first time, but she failed to muster up the courage to turn positive.

After getting married, the old pervert once sank, and he also thought about giving up and marrying a wife to live his own life.

But he was concerned about the goddess, worried that if she divorced again, what would happen if no one took care of her, so he had to remain single, so he waited silently, but he never dared to confess.

This guard has been guarded until now, and people and ghosts have different paths.

"You're stupid enough, too. ”

Zhang Zizi sighed, he didn't expect the old pervert to have such an infatuated side.

Bai Maruko: "I'll help you find her, and I will definitely arrange the most handsome confession for you!

Zhang Zizai said speechlessly: "Eldest sister, he confessed to a living person as a ghost, it doesn't meet the regulations of the prefecture, we will be punished if we do this." ”

Bai Maruko pouted: "I'm not from the underworld." ”

Zhang Zizai: "...... Well, where is your goddess now?"

Old pervert: "She's in the Northeast!"