Chapter 22: Xu Feng's Diary of a Serious Man
"On September 14th, I almost forgot about online shopping yesterday, so from today onwards, I plan to keep a diary every day.
Anyway, I'm not a serious person!
[FBI wornning: The following content is not very serious, please watch it with your parents in the company of minors!]
I woke up from a 2m by 2m 3 big bed, I didn't raise the flag in the morning, I was nervous, was something wrong?
Fortunately, the goblin helped me raise the flag manually!
Seems to be fine.
Today is Monday, the little nanny has gone to work, and there is no one at home.
I took the fairy home and accompanied her to experience the entrance, living room, study, balcony, bathroom......
The rooftop is locked by the property, what a pity!
At half past four in the afternoon, the little nanny was coming back.
Given that "The President's Contract Maid" has not yet entered the key plot, I lifted my pants and told the goblin to leave quickly.
Women are really troublesome, annoying to death, I hate women the most in my life!
PS: Today I bought a broken Nissan, 50th anniversary limited edition GT-R50, 990,000 euros, and the import landing cost 10 million.
I still like Mercedes Plus Rolex. ”
"On September 15th, today I drove Nissan to Linzhou Mansion to pretend to be forced.
When I parked, my broken Nissan collided with a Maserati.
How can it be repaired, the first time people broke Nissan, it was ruined like this!
The owner of the Maserati was a female driver, and she got out of the car with a scolding and asked me to prepare to sell the house as soon as she opened her mouth!
I was scared to death, her chin was so pointy!
She said that her Maserati was a new car she just bought last month, a luxury version, and the full price cost 2 million.
My eyes widened, her chin was really pointed!
She said that the headlight was damaged, and she had to pay at least 500,000 yuan.
I was about to pay for it, so she called the police and said something to let the police deal with it.
The police came, and the female driver cried!
Her Maserati is 200,000 and my broken Nissan is 2 million.
The female driver wore high heels for drunk driving, and was also fined 2,000 yuan, deducting 12 points.
The police uncle accompanied us to the DMV, and I bought her Maserati president for 1 yuan.
It's still a deluxe version!
By the way, I still don't know, why is her chin so pointed?
PS: I bought a 145-foot yacht today, with an original price of 200 million, and parked at the marina on Nanyang Island.
I checked that 145 feet is 45 meters, it's so long, I like it so much!
Nanyang Island is too far away, wait until it's cold before going!
Taking advantage of this time, I want to work hard and gather 108 female goblins as soon as possible!"
"On September 16, I drove an Audi R8 to Linzhou Building today to pretend to be forced.
I parked my car on the side of the road and went to the Yves Saint Laurent counter to buy 8 clothes, 5 pairs of pants and 3 pairs of shoes.
160,000 oceans are gone, a little distressing!
When I came back, I realized that I had forgotten to close the canopy today.
Fortunately, the security in the city center is good, no one steals the car, but the co-pilot has a lot of small notes.
It's all WeChat accounts written with lipstick, is it a micro-business to pull business?
I picked it up angrily and threw it all in the recyclable bin!
I didn't take two steps when I saw a few men going through the trash cans and picking up all the notes.
If you wear a suit and tie, why do you have to pick up garbage?
The current social animals are so pitiful, but fortunately I don't have to go to work!
PS: I bought a Rolex Daytona today, an 18K yellow gold version, inlaid with a circle of rainbow-colored diamonds, and Bring's blind dog eyes, which are so good-looking.
I checked the price on the Internet, and it was only 735200, garbage stuff, I'm angry!"
"On September 17th, under the strong recommendation of Brother Vision, I registered a Station B account: Boss Xu!
Officially settled in Station B today, and I will also be a glorious UP master in the future!
Nana-san, Mina-san, cheers Bilibili!
PS: I bought Aston Martin DBS today, and the top match landed 6 million, so-so!"
"On September 18th, I posted the first video of Station B, titled - [What is the experience of spending 700,000 yuan at Rolex in one go?]
80,000 views in one hour and 150,000 views in two hours.
Send it in the morning, watch it at noon, and be on the home page at night!
Actually, I didn't do anything, I borrowed a few watches to shoot videos for them, and I hung up a [collaborator].
Brother Vision said, this video can go up further, let me do a lottery.
I'll take the 10 tied Tudor to the raffle.
17,000 for a piece, 170,000 for 10 yuan!
The people at station B are crazy, and Uncle Chen is forwarding!
PS: Today I bought a top-floor duplex mansion in Linzhou Zun Blue Sky City, with three floors and a rooftop swimming pool, a total of 1,200 square meters, and a total price of 150 million. ”
"On September 19th, I drove the Aston Martin DBS today and went to the goblin house!
It's been 4 days of rest and plenty of ammunition.
The female goblin actually lives in the school dormitory, and the aunt doesn't rush people.
It's good to be a woman, it's even better to be a beauty!
If I have the opportunity in my next life, I want to ......
No, I don't want to!
When I entered the dormitory station, I was stopped by my aunt.
I said that I was a scholar and that I was here to study the daily life of contemporary female college students.
Auntie: Security, where are the security guards?
I have to admit that I am the cousin of the leprechaun and have come to move for her.
I had no interest in girls' dormitories, and I never wanted to go into them.
Auntie believed!
But I left the set of SKII that I bought for the leprechaun.
The leprechaun's roommates have all moved away.
Like me, she couldn't find a job, couldn't afford to rent a house, and had to stay in the school dormitory.
I cried!
Soon, she cried too!
The girl next door came knocking on the door.
I'm very witty, pretending to be a part-time plumber in 88.com who comes to catch cockroaches.
The girl believed it, and added my WeChat, asking me to go to her next time to catch cockroaches.
PS: I bought a pair of shoes today, the joint model of AJ and Dior, I checked it, and Taobao only sold for 120,000, which made me angry.
The goblins cried louder at night!"
"On September 20th, I stayed up all night yesterday and slept until more than 7 o'clock in the evening.
It's noisy downstairs!
I'm so angry that I want to sleep until I wake up naturally!
I went downstairs with a female goblin in my arms, only to find that it was a boy who was confessing with a candle in the shape of a heart.
The boy was playing the guitar and singing, and suddenly he cried!
I cried so much that I threw away the 99 roses in my hand.
I didn't get it.
The aunt sang "Green Light" with a broom, and extinguished the candle by the way.
I went to the school cafeteria with the leprechaun to eat.
I have to say that the canteen of Linzhou Media College is much better than our Lincai.
There are really a few beautiful, all of them are beauties!
I want to study for another four years.
The goblin said that she had good grades, and she could teach everything in school, and it was better to go to college......
I'm blushing a little and I'm too embarrassed to continue!
When I walked out of the cafeteria, a high beam dog came.
It was the boy who confessed downstairs just now, who drove an Audi TT.
As soon as I got out of the car, he persuaded the female goblin to break up with me as soon as possible, and said that I couldn't give her happiness.
How many times a day?
So arrogant?
I got angry and drove my Aston Martin over.
The high beams shone on his head, and he shouted, "Is it great to have money, can you make me a poor student?"
I suspect he's colorblind!
The high beams are clearly white!
PS: I forgot to buy it today.
How can it be repaired, I just lost billions yesterday, and today I have lost a lot!"