Chapter 201: Forced to collapse
"Loaded on?"
This time, Liu Guilan was stunned for a moment, "Zifeng, it's not good for me and your father, you and Ruoxue just put it on." ”
She is a little afraid of cost, after all, an air conditioner can cost two or three thousand, and the electricity bill is expensive, so it is more cost-effective to blow a fan.
Lu Zifeng knew his mother's thoughts, and said with a smile: "Mom, don't be cāo worried about this, your current son is a billionaire, so he can still miss that money." ”
Liu Guilan pursed her lips and smiled, "Okay, billionaire, I'll sit back and wait to enjoy happiness in the future." ”
Lu Zifeng knew that his mother Liu Guilan didn't believe it, so he shook his head helplessly.
"Okay, you two keep talking, I'm going to make breakfast. Liu Guilan said and walked into the kitchen.
"Hey, you're really a billionaire yet?"
As soon as Liu Guilan left, Xu Ruoxue asked curiously.
I don't know why, she can feel that Lu Zifeng is not lying.
"Aren't you surprised? I feel like my boyfriend is a potential stock?" Lu Zifeng said with a smile.
"Cut, look at the person who gave you a delight, it's not just a billionaire. Xu Ruoxue said disdainfully, her Xu family's assets of hundreds of billions were not worth it.
Lu Zifeng smiled and said nothing, knowing that Xu Ruoxue was the daughter of a big family, he probably didn't care.
Putting the lid on the pot again, Lu Zifeng waited quietly.
"Hey, Lu Zifeng, have you forgotten something?"
Xu Ruoxue sat next to Lu Zifeng, holding her chin with her hands, staring at the pot that was being roasted by the fire, and said slowly.
"What's the matter?" Lu Zifeng was curious, turned his head to stare at Xu Ruoxue, the more he looked at it, the more he felt good-looking, and his red face really wanted to kiss him.
"Did you really forget or did you fake forget?" Xu Ruoxue suddenly straightened her waist, her head was tilted, and her eyes looked directly at Lu Zifeng.
"What?" Lu Zifeng was a little confused.
Xu Ruoxue pursed her lips and said angrily: "I knew that your words didn't count." ”
"My daughter, you don't say anything, how do you know that my words don't count?" Lu Zifeng shrugged speechlessly.
Xu Ruoxue said: "It's that gambling contract, you forgot? Didn't you say that you want to help the poor families in Lujiazhuang find some way out? Why haven't you moved at all after a few days?"
Lu Zifeng suddenly realized, and thought that what he was talking about, but he felt that this girl was worried about the gambling contract, and said with a smile: "Of course I haven't forgotten." ”
"Then you still haven't taken action, and you still have the leisure to study what kind of dog pill here?" Xu Ruoxue said with a pout, obviously thinking that Lu Zifeng was wasting time studying what kind of big pill here.
There would never be such an elixir in the world.
Lu Zifeng smiled: "What's the hurry, isn't it yet the agreed time? Why, are you afraid that I will lose, and then there will be no reason to kiss me? Don't worry, if you want to kiss."
, at any time. ”
As he spoke, he put his face to Xu Ruoxue's mouth.
"Bastard. Xu Ruoxue's face turned red, and she glanced at Lu Zifeng viciously, knowing that he had started talking nonsense again.
didn't bother to talk to Lu Zifeng anymore, she walked directly into the kitchen, wanting to help Liu Guilan make breakfast together.
For breakfast, I made egg noodles with a little home-grown Chinese cabbage, and even the noodles became much more delicious.
"I don't know if I put a piece of Gathering Spirit Jade Talisman in the watermelon field in the vegetable field a few days ago, how is the effect now?"
Lu Zifeng muttered in his heart.
Out of curiosity, he asked Liu Guilan, who was eating noodles, "Mom, have you been in the vegetable field these days?"
Liu Guilan chewed two mouthfuls of noodles and said casually, "Go, what's wrong?"
Lu Zifeng said: "You didn't find anything special?"
Liu Guilan said happily: "I found out, our Chinese cabbage is getting bigger and bigger, and the eggplant, the pepper grows so well, and the taste is good, I have never grown such a good vegetable in decades." ”
Lu Zifeng smiled speechlessly and said, "Mom, I'm not talking about this, it's in the watermelon field, don't you see something special?"
"Watermelon field?" Liu Guilan muttered: "I didn't pay attention to that, but it's not season yet, and it will take at least another month before the watermelon will ripen." ”
"Oh. Lu Zifeng nodded, planning to take some time to go to the watermelon field to see the situation.
"What's the matter, Zifeng, why are you asking this?" asked Liu Guilan with a frown.
"It's nothing, just ask. Lu Zifeng said.
After breakfast, Lu Zifeng once again stayed by the boiler, added several medicinal materials in the middle, and added all the medicinal materials.
Then, after another two hours, Lu Zifeng estimated that the time was almost enough.
Rubbing his hands, Lu Zifeng stood up from the chair, intending to lift the lid of the pot and witness the miracle.
"Zifeng, isn't it okay?"
Xu Ruoxue was sitting next to Lu Zifeng, watching a movie with her mobile phone, when she suddenly noticed that Lu Zifeng got up from the chair, immediately put down her mobile phone, and asked.
Although she didn't quite believe in this big thing, she was also curious.
Lu Zifeng nodded, and said with a little excitement: "It's almost." ”
"Yes!" Xu Ruoxue also got up from the chair and leaned over to the boiler, "Then open it up and take a look." ”
Lu Zifeng didn't hesitate, and lifted the lid directly.
originally thought it would be a fragrance coming to the nose, after all, some TV series I have watched before or are like this, after Dancheng, it will emit a fragrance, just like the fragrance of wine, endless, intoxicating.
But the ideal is very plump, and the reality is very skinny.
Directly a foul smell came to the nose, this smell is indescribable, anyway, it is extremely smelly, compared to the sewage of the septic tank
It smells bad.
"Vomit ......"
Xu Ruoxue originally wanted to get closer and read and write carefully, but the smell rushed directly into his nose and sucked into her stomach, as if she had eaten a piece of big, and she wanted to vomit all of a sudden.
"Lu Zifeng, what are you doing?"
Xu Ruoxue pinched her nose, quickly retreated, and looked at Lu Zifeng with an almost murderous gaze, she was almost smoked to death.
Lu Zifeng was so smoked that he threw away the lid of the pot, pinched his nose and smiled embarrassedly: "That...... Mistakes, mistakes. ”
He never thought that the first alchemy failed so completely, the key was that he originally wanted to pretend to be bi in front of women, but now it seems that this bi can't be pretended.
"Mistake? I think you did it on purpose. ”
Xu Ruoxue's stomach rolled, and she felt that she didn't want to eat for the next few days.
Lu Zifeng was very helpless, he didn't want to, but he didn't have enough experience in alchemy for the first time.
After looking at the situation in the pot, I found that the medicinal herbs added to it had been completely wasted and turned into a black sticky substance, not to mention smelling, even looking disgusting.
Alas, it is a pity that so many medicinal materials have been wasted, and the estimated value is more than one million.
Lu Zifeng was a little distressed.
The Bull Demon King in the courtyard also seemed to smell the disgusting smell and let out a series of unhappy mooing.
"Zifeng, why does the house stink so much all of a sudden?"
Even Liu Guilan, who was staying in the house, was smoked out by the smell and asked Lu Zifeng.
Lu Zifeng's face became more and more embarrassed, wouldn't it, this smell is so powerful?
"Zifeng, did our septic tank blow up?"
Lu Baocai also rushed out of the house and glanced at a simple bathroom built in the courtyard.
"Mom, Dad, it's not the septic tank that blew up, it's this ......"
Lu Zifeng pointed to the boiler on the side and said embarrassedly.
"Ugh!"
Liu Guilan and Lu Baocai were stunned, and they didn't know what to say for a while.
Lu Baocai covered his nose and said, "Zifeng, let's throw this thing out first." ”
Lu Zifeng nodded, "Okay, I'll take it and throw it away." ”
Hurriedly picked up the pot and ran towards the small river in the village.
After pouring the discarded medicinal herbs from the pot into the river and scrubbing them clean, Lu Zifeng returned to the courtyard and found that the smell in the courtyard had not yet dissipated.
At this moment, Lu Baocai, Liu Guilan, and Xu Ruoxue were standing in the courtyard, looking directly at Lu Zifeng who came back, and Lu Zifeng felt furious in his heart.
Lu Zifeng couldn't help but ask, "Why are you all looking at me?"
Xu Ruoxue said with a smile: "Zifeng, didn't you say that you want to refine the elixir that can cure all diseases? ”
"Poof......" Liu Guilan and Lu Baocai couldn't help laughing.
Lu Zifeng's face turned red, this time he really lifted a stone to shoot himself in the foot, Bi didn't pretend not to say it, but was ridiculed.