Chapter 155: What are you talking about?
For the complex psychology of many rich people who eat melons, Zhao Dabao doesn't have the leisure time to care, and now his target is Master Jian Yi.
Hearing Master Jian Yi take the initiative to say "talk for a while", Zhao Dabao's lack of virtue was also a little confused, and he casually answered:
"What are you talking about?"
How to listen to it, how to have too many circles and funny.
Zhao Dabao is also a little confused, my chatting and nagging skills, you Master Jian Yi tried it just now, and I almost went crazy.
If I boast that I am the second best in the world in chatting skills, probably no one will dare to claim to be the first.
Hehe, it's good now, you dare to take the initiative to chat with me, you are not irritable and ask to get down to business?
Zhao Dabao, the master of broken mouths, blinked his little eyes that focused on the light, and thought in his heart:
Jian Yi, are you stupid little old man, I am the best in the world. Just now, just now, you almost drove me crazy. This is a vivid purpose, and many people who eat melons can see it clearly.
It's good now, you still dare to take the initiative to lean up, don't you take my broken mouth magic too seriously? Are you little old man confused? Show funny?
Think about it, ponder it, since Master Jian Yi wants to chat, then chat, don't talk about you three times or two times, I, Zhao Dabao, will quit the chat world.
Looking at the glimmer of light that flashed in Zhao Dabao's slightly confused eyes, Master Jian Yi suddenly felt a chill in his back, and he was cold?
Master Jian Yi's heart was excited, it was broken, just thinking about how to get Zhao Dabao, a master who lacks virtue, into the master, but I forgot the nagging skills of this boy who lacks virtue, I am playing a lantern in the toilet and actively looking for death ().
I'm going, I'm going to have to hurry up and get out.
Oh, not withdrawing, but hurrying and getting down to business.
Thinking of this, Master Jian Yi desperately squeezed out a smile on his face that was used to pull the relationship in.
It's just that Master Jian Yi, who originally had a square personality and a serious face, wanted to make a smile that was close to and kind to people at this time, but the result was to draw a tiger and a tiger like a dog, and made a smile that was not like four, and Zhao Dabao's stomach was sour.
Zhao Dabao scolded in his heart: You are a little old man, but don't laugh, why am I so uncomfortable when I laugh.
What kind of character is Zhao Dabao's lack of morality, how can he make himself uncomfortable?
I saw that this kid asked with a hypocritical concern on his face:
"Master Jian Yi, are you unwell?"
Master Jian Yi was stunned when he asked this sentence, am I not feeling well? How is it possible? I am a master of magic cultivation, and I usually eat and sleep well, not to mention that I am sick, even if I have a cough.
Master Jian Yi asked rhetorically with a hint of confusion and confusion on his face:
"Master Zhao, why do you say this?"
"Ahem", Zhao Dabao coughed twice, and replied a little shyly:
"Master Jian Yi, are you uncomfortable? How can you have the kind of convulsive expression after pain that is unique to lesbians?"
As soon as these words came out, a crimson cloud instantly soared on the vermilion face not far from him, and the big eyes that could speak glared at Zhao Dabao fiercely, thinking in his heart:
Why does this immoral ghost say anything? Don't look at what the occasion is? The problem is that the object of the statement is not right, Master Jian Yi is a cultivator elder, and his personality is square and upright, with you
That's the question?
What's more, Master Jian Yi should have cultivated since childhood, do you know what the special period you are talking about, then let's say both.
Besides, even if you ask, you have to phrase it, and what kind of special period for lesbians, what special period?
really let Zhu Hong say it right, Master Jian Yi is a master of magic who is dedicated to the Tao and immersed in penance.
Not to mention that I don't know what the unique period of lesbians is, even if I usually have few opportunities to talk to women.
But seeing Master Jian Yi looking at Zhao Dabao with a ignorant face, he asked very humbly:
"Oh, Master Zhao, what is the peculiar period of lesbians?"
Facing Master Jian Yi's advice, Zhao Dabao was suddenly a little confused, how to explain this?
Especially Master Jian Yi, a little old man, has a sincere face, a good look on his face, and he is a serious student who is eager to learn and ask for advice.
How do you explain it?
Zhao Dabao scratched his head and pondered, now he is really in a dilemma.
Originally, it was a casual remark with a joke, but now it's good, I met a little old man like Master Jian Yi who is more serious and doesn't understand yet, and he is full of humble advice, how can he answer?
At this time, Zhao Dabao's mind began to run rapidly, but his eyes involuntarily slipped to Zhu Hong, this kid was ready to find foreign aid to help.
When his eyes for help shifted to Zhu Hong's eyes, Zhu Hong whitened him fiercely and gave him a big white eyeball.
Yingying's eyes were full of a kind of complaint, who told you to talk nonsense, how could you fool Master Jian Yi like this, now okay, something happened to you.
The question is, I'm a girl, how can I explain to the little old man of Master Jian Yi?
Make your dreams come true, who told you to be nonsense.
Regarding the meaning in the light of vermilion eyes, Zhao Dabao instantly understood in seconds, and wrinkled his nose helplessly, as bitter as eating Coptis chinensis in his heart.
At this time, Master Jian Yi also looked at Zhao Dabao with great eagerness, meaning Master Zhao, hurry up and explain it to me.
looked at Zhao Dabao's bitter face, and felt helpless and constipated.
Many rich people are cool in their hearts, good you are a master of lack of virtue, now you are a lack of virtue at home, and you are asked to dig a pit for us and set up a set.
Now it's okay, dig your own pit and bury yourself, right?
You Baichuan and other dogs who have newly joined Zhao Dabao's command have a heart for Zhao Dabao and want to help, so as to enhance their status and weight in Master Zhao's mind.
But they don't know how to explain the meaning of this special period, in case they mess up again, let alone improve their weight and status, they will be 100% punished for eating melons and fishing.
Therefore, these rich people can only look at the new master Zhao Dabao with helpless eyes, which means that it is not that they do not help, it is not that they do not share their worries, we really don't know what to do!
At this time, Zhao Dabao scolded several swear words in his heart, and his heart was helpless, isn't it just an explanation?
After making up his mind, Zhao Dabao was not in a hurry, and said with a dry laugh:
"Master Jian Yi, before explaining this special period for lesbians, I will tell you a joke. ”
After listening to Zhao Dabao's words, Master Jian Yi's head couldn't keep up with the rhythm of this kid. How did Master Zhao's thinking jump around, I just asked a question, how did it get to the joke again.
Master Jane's
In my heart, I still have a deep fear of Zhao Dabao's nagging.
He knew that he must be careful of Zhao Dabao's nagging and thinking, and if he was not careful, he would fall into the pit designed by this kid.
For the sake of safety, Master Jian Yi blinked his eyes and didn't dare to speak, but just signaled with an open-minded gaze.
Master Jian Yi has thought about it, don't talk too much until you have to, so as not to be trapped.
Seeing Master Jian Yi's thief-proof expression, Zhao Dabao didn't care, and thought in his heart: Hehe, you want to guard against me, Jian Yi, you little old man is still tender.
Exhaling softly, Zhao Dabao continued:
"I remember when Pangu opened the world. ”
When everyone heard this, they had to get this immoral thing to ancient times.
Everyone didn't squeak, and they all wanted to see what else this immoral master could do?
"Remember in ancient times, in the West"
As soon as these two opening sentences came out, Master Jian Yi was completely blinded.
A sentence of Pangu opened the world, a sentence of the ancient West, this one foot in the sky and one foot on the ground is not touched?
Pangu Kaitian I know that that is the origin of the land of China, but what kind of ghost is the ancient West? One is an Eastern legend and the other is a Western civilization, is there a relationship between the two?
What is this Master Zhao going to say?
Looking at Master Jian Yi's eyes full of confusion, Zhao Dabao smiled proudly:
Sample, how about it? I'll give you a blind eye in two sentences. You think it's okay if you don't speak or squeak, Bao Ye and I just say a few words, and you won't be able to find the north.
"In the West, there was once a great god with the same name as Pangu, Master Jian Yi, do you know who it is?"
Regarding Zhao Dabao's question, Master Jian Yi didn't even dare to answer, but simply shook his head, indicating that he didn't know.
Zhao Dabao sighed regretfully and said:
"Master Jian Yi, it's not good for you to be like this, if you don't understand, you have to humbly ask for advice. Look at me, I'm ready to explain it to you, why don't you even say a word?"
Hearing Zhao Dabao's slightly dissatisfied words, Master Jian Yi's old face turned red, and he still smiled apologetically without speaking.
Master Jian Yi's heart was rolling in waves: I want to answer, but the question is do I dare to answer? Didn't you see so many people falling into the pit you designed?
In this case, you still complain that I don't speak? Are you still a human being, a boy who lacks virtue? You know that my old man's head is turning slowly, and you still let me answer, isn't this directly dragging me into the pit?
Today, you just said that you would go to the sky, and I won't answer.
Facing Master Jian Yi's strict defense and non-speaking, Zhao Dabao smiled slightly awkwardly.
Now he is also a bit of a dilemma, the problem is that the many rich people around, whether they are hostile or close, for various reasons, no one answers, which is a bit difficult to do.
The situation has developed so far, how can it be like he is playing a one-man show, and no one else can cooperate.
Zhao Dabao, this kid, is still complaining about the people around him for not cooperating, and he doesn't want to think about the lack of morality he has done since he appeared, who would dare to cooperate with him?
muttered a few sentences silently, and Zhao Dabao thought indifferently:
Without Zhang Butcher, can you still eat hairy pigs? Without the cooperation of your gang, Bao Ye and I would still fool and cripple the little old man Jane.