Are you even lying to yourself these days?

It's like the truth.

"That's not good, as a guest, you have to perform a show, although you are an accident, but you are a guest, no exception" Teacher He hurriedly said.

"I don't have any talent," Xu Yang said a little depressed.

As a traverser, singing, dancing, rapping, neither, neither can musical instruments, nor can basketball... Forget about basketball.

Anyway, Xu Yang said that he was very weak, weak and helpless.

Sister Po: "Our makeup artists are very talented, do you want to help you, hahaha"

Xu Yang: (⊙ o ⊙)....

Can you still do this, if this happens, you will lose face!

Teacher He smiled on the side and said, "Yes, we can find Xu Qian, she can sing and have talent."

"Pull it down, I have talent, I have it, okay"

Xu Yang: (灬ꈍꈍ灬)

"It's pretty much the same," Teacher He and Sister Po both showed satisfied expressions.

At the same time, Xu Yang suddenly thought of something.

Since you must perform some talents, then it is better to maximize the benefits, aren't you writing a book now, and no one is reading it, can you advertise it here, anyway, you asked me to perform talents.

Then Xu Yang talked to Tie Zhu in his heart.

"Pillar, I want to charge money, no, I want to buy goods, talk back quickly"

"You say," came the voice of the iron pillar.

"Give me the accompaniment to "The Tide of the World"

"50,000"

"Buy"

This time, the sound of "ding" did not come, because the mobile phone was not around, but Xu Yang also knew that it was deducted.

"Please send the accompaniment to my network cloud"

"No problem"

This song "The Tide of the World" was sent out by the Chinese stars in the previous life, because there were too many people singing in it, so Xu Yang couldn't say who the original singer was, only that this song was specially made for the snow.

It just so happens that Xu Yang is worried that no one will read his book, and singing "The Tide of the World" here can also advertise his novel, killing two birds with one stone, and Xu Yang has "voice actor skills" by his side, and he can sing the voices of everyone in it alone, I have to say that this song is simply suitable.

"Then I'll sing a song too, I recently wrote a novel and released it on Qidian, but not many people read it, so I made a single myself, thinking about bringing the novel to popularity," Xu Yang said.

Teacher He was stunned when he heard it, there was such an operation.

"What kind of novel" was stunned, but Mr. He continued to speak.

Xu Yang: "The name of the novel I wrote is "Sword in the Snow", which is a martial arts novel, but the number of words is not much, hehe" Xu Yang himself was a little embarrassed.

"And the accompaniment?"

"I've done it, it's in my phone, but let the security personnel take it, and I have a backup on the cloud disk on my network," Xu Yang said.

Hearing this, Mr. He stretched out his hand and gestured to the staff behind him, and immediately someone came to the stage to hand over the account to Xu Yang.

Xu Yang also used the computer brought by the staff to log in to his network cloud, and then found the accompaniment file of "The World Tide" in it.

After everything was handed over, Xu Yang said: "Then I'll sing!!"

Everyone on the stage sat on both sides of the stage, leaving the stage to Xu Yang.

"Hey, get out of the way, I'm going to start pretending" Xu Yang thought to himself, and then took two big steps forward.

Suddenly, Xu Yang was stunned again, and Xu Yang was watched by so many people present and found that he was really nervous, he drank too much last time, but he didn't drink too much this time.

As an ordinary person, Xu Yang said that he was really panicked and inexperienced.

"Don't pretend, don't pretend"

Then Xu Yangyou took a few steps back and said, "No, I'm too nervous."

Teacher He: "It's okay, don't worry about singing boldly, it's a big deal to let you cut it out in the later stage"

Sister Po: "No, wasn't it good when you sang "The Rest of Your Life" last time, and I didn't see you nervous, why this time..."

"I don't remember very well last time, I was confused and not nervous, but this time I was sober, too nervous," Xu Yang said helplessly.

After all, not everyone has this kind of stage experience, you can think of Teacher He and them as if they were nothing on stage.

Sister Po: "Ao, understand, isn't there something missing, the program team, come and give me a bottle of Erguotou"

After speaking, he said to Xu Yang: "You will be bored for a while, and then you will sing for five minutes, no more, otherwise it will be easy to lie on the stage,"

Xu Yang...........

Hearing this, Xu Yang's whole person was not good

And the program team is not afraid of big things, and really brought up a bottle of two pots.

This move has made the scene crazy, and even the guest hosts present are already laughing.

Sister Po: "You will be full in one bottle, the kind that sings casually"

Of course, Xu Yang knew that this was just a joke, but I have to say that Xu Yang was really amused by Sister Po's operation.

After Sister Po's interruption, Xu Yang's nervousness was much lighter, and he was not as nervous as he was just now.

"Okay, come on, don't laugh"

Xu Yang mustered up the courage, don't ask me who gave it, it's Liang Jingru who asked.

He gestured to the staff to indicate that he was ready, and the music slowly sounded.

First, there was a commotion in the market, and then Xu Yang opened his mouth and said in the voice and tone of an ancient storyteller:

"The rise and fall of spring and autumn, the wind and rain, the hegemony of the grand plan and the mountain ghosts listen"

"After talking about the battlefield, let's talk about the hundred years of fast rivers and lakes in Liyang, and talk about the long howl, the green shirt sword fairy who came from thousands of swords."

Immediately afterwards, a different voice continued:

"Giving birth to this life, all kinds of benefits, it is also a pillow of yellow sorghum, a cultivator, a thousand years after his death, and a few glasses of green wine"

"Heaven does not give birth to me Li Chungang, and the way of the sword is as eternal as a long night"

"The Sword Comes"

The sound of the music also came with the sound of swords, which set off the atmosphere.

Everyone didn't speak, they were all quietly listening to Xu Yang singing, and just a few words seemed to bring people to the rivers and lakes.

"A pole of plum wine, Fang Cun is lazy to argue"

...........

Then Xu Yang changed the lyrics to one voice, in fact, it didn't have to be changed, the main thing was that each lyric described a different person in "In the Snow", so he had to sing with different voices.

"Fold the sword and listen to the rain, and the rivers and lakes behind you are wide"

This sentence is to describe Wen Hua's life, after singing this sentence, Xu Yang suddenly pointed at Hu Ge with his hand, and then sang:

"Huang Ting washes all turbidity, the top of the clouds shakes the mountain, the green ants drink slowly, and the sea enters the throat and turns into a steep ravine"

When these lines were sung, everyone present suddenly realized that it was Hu Ge's voice, and even Hu Ge himself felt incredible.

The change of voice in the first few sentences had already amazed everyone present, and Xu Yang's imitation of Hu Ge's voice was even more obvious.

Then a singing voice suddenly appeared in the background music, taking over Xu Yang's singing, and Xu Yang himself spoke about the narration.

"If you want rivers and lakes, I'll give you a ......."

"Only I am a great Chu, I would rather sing and die in the rain than live under the fence"

"In our hometown, borrow money, pick you up ten taels, you have to pay back twelve or thirty taels, my Wenhua's sword is taught by you, I will spend all my martial arts, and then return you an arm, a leg"

As he spoke, Xu Yang's expression was unconsciously like Wen Hua in the novel, calm and resolute, as if he was Wen Hua.

"Don't laugh at me, when I'm thirsty, there is no wine, the rivers and lakes come to make pots," he said to Hu Ge again.

The atmosphere on the field was immediately high.

Then Xu Yang turned his back

And the next paragraph subverts the worldview of everyone present.

"The wind and snow have been shaken, but fortunately there is Zhu Hai to comfort my heart"

Xu Yang's voice suddenly became a female voice, and what was even more shocking was that different female voices switched back and forth, sometimes pure, sometimes charming, which was shocking.

Finally, the song ended with the sentence "Guest officer, the wine is coming".

The audience gave Xu Yang a very warm applause, even no less than the "Single" sung by Hu Ge just now.

Teacher He came to the stage at this time and said:

"I seem to know where Xu Qian is"

Xu Yang........