Chapter Twenty-Nine: I'm Doing Injections
Shiramaruko really has skills.
Her skill is the nose spirit. Zhang Zizi really couldn't figure it out, he could be considered a demon like this.
But the reality is like this, she is really no different from ordinary people except for her nose.
No, Han Meimei still has a jade pendant, which is better than her.
Bai Xifu and the others naturally didn't know the meaning of Bai Maruko and Zhang Zizai's dialogue, he just thought that the two of them were delaying time to find a solution, so he said impatiently: "Take this woman to the warehouse." ”
Hearing this, Triangle Eye ordered a few of his subordinates to take the white pills in.
"What about this kid?" Triangle eyes pointed at Zhang Zizi and asked for instructions from Bai Sufu.
The white suit looked Zhang Zizi up and down, "It's just a little minion, just pull the back mountain and dig a pit and bury it." ”
Triangle Eye nodded, nodded two more people, and instructed them to take Zhang Zizai to the back mountain. The two got the order, found two shovels, and pushed Zhang Zizi to the back mountain.
"Is this it?" Little Brother A pointed to an open tunnel beside him.
"Don't, two big brothers, there are big depressions in the backlight and shade here, and I won't be at peace when I die if I am buried here. Let's change places, shall we?"
Little Brother A: "You have a lot of things to do. ”
Zhang Zizai accompanied him with a smile: "You can't say that, this feng shui is very important, the two sent the Buddha to the west, and chose a good place to bury it for me, maybe I can bless the two of them with a wide range of wealth." ”
Little Brother A: "Yo, do you still know how to read feng shui?"
Zhang Zizai: "That's not it, it's not just feng shui, I can also tell fortunes." ”
Little Brother B laughed when he heard this: "Then have you ever calculated that you will die here today?"
Zhang Zizi shook his head: "It doesn't matter if I die or not, the key is that little brother, you will have a peach blossom tribulation recently!"
Little brother B: "Bullshit peach blossom robbery, Lao Tzu, I often walk in the flowers, and the leaves don't stick to my body." When those flowers meet me, they can only be considered to be in calamity!"
Zhang Zizai looked behind his little brother B, and the time to come finally came, "Normally, even if you sleep in the flowers, it's fine, but today...... This is an apiary, what do you think will happen if you pick flowers and thieves fall into the hands of bees?"
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In the warehouse, Bai Sufu sat opposite Bai Wanzi with a calm face: "Let me introduce myself, my surname is Guan, Guan Qifu, Burmese." I have long looked up to your father's name, and this time I came to Guibaodi to discuss cooperation with him, but he did not know how to treat me at all, and turned me away. So I can only come to you and hope you can help. ”
Bai Maruko: "Looking for me, I can't intervene in family affairs." ”
Guan Qifu shook his finger lightly: "It's okay, you don't need to interject, sometimes, actions are more convincing than words." With that, he raised his left hand and snapped his fingers towards the triangular eye.
Triangle Eyes hurriedly stepped forward, pulled out a lighter, and handed over a cigar.
Guan Qifu glared at him, threw away the cigar, and snapped his fingers again.
Triangular Eyes understood, and pulled a Durex out of his pocket.
Guan Qifu coughed dryly twice, and said with a sinking face: "Idiot, bag!"
Triangle Eyes apologized again and again, took out a small leather bag from the side, and handed it to him.
Guan Qifu took the purse, unzipped it, and took out a syringe from the bag. "This is my latest research and development product, Bai Girl, you are honored to be the first to enjoy it. With that, he raised his left hand, thought about it, put it down again, turned his head to the triangular eye and said, "Go and give her an injection." ”
Only then did Bai Maruko realize that this Guan Qifu was a drug dealer! What he said about cooperating with Bai Mao was probably just to use her father's field to set up a local sales network. But his father himself knows best, although she is "Lao Tzu in society", but she also has a way of stealing, she is an extremely principled person, and poison is expressly forbidden in their territory, and this rule is even ranked before the ban on selling dog meat.
So after he negotiated fruitlessly, he thought of pulling her into the water, and when he became addicted to drugs, everything fell into place.
Triangle Eye took the syringe from Bai Su's hand and stepped forward to untie Bai Maruko's belt.
Guan Qifu: "What are you doing?"
Triangle Eyes: "Injections?"
Guan Qifu gritted his teeth and said with an expression of wanting to eat people: "What pants did you take off for injections? Do you think this is penicillin?"
Triangle Eye's face turned red, and he tied the belt of Bai Maruko again, picked up her arm and said, "I'm sorry, I just swallowed a little too much, it's up." ”
Bai Maruki was tied up and couldn't move, so he could only threaten me: "You dare to touch me and try it! Believe it or not, the old lady will beat you for a while until even your mother can't recognize you!"
Triangle eyes smiled: "Don't worry, this needle has been added with fierce material, and if you hit it, you will be immortal and want to die, not to mention Mom, I'm afraid that you won't be able to help it for a while, and call Dad vigorously...... Ouch, something stung me!"
"I'll do this kind of thing, I'm better at it. A familiar voice came from the door of the warehouse.
Everyone looked back and saw Zhang Zizai half-leaning on the door frame, his hands on his chest, staring at the room with a smile.
Triangle eyes were stunned: "You're not dead?"
Zhang Zizai smiled: "I haven't gotten your gold tooth yet, so I'm willing to die." ”
Guan Qifu saw that Zhang Zizai was safe and sound, and gave him a thumbs up: "It seems that I have lost my eyes, Your Excellency is really a real person without showing up, and you can actually escape from under my people." ”
Zhang Zizai said: "No way, without two brushes, how can you be embarrassed to be Miss Bai's bodyguard!" After speaking, he winked at Bai Maruzi and made an OK gesture.
Guan Qifu smiled and raised his left hand and snapped his fingers.
This time, the triangular eye understood this time, and hurriedly handed over the black bag, but unexpectedly encountered Guan Qifu's white eyes again. "Stupid!
Triangle Eyes bowed his head and was silent, thinking about how the boss's mind was more difficult to guess than the girl's.
Guan Qifu lit his cigar, sat down in his chair and took a deep breath and said, "You had the opportunity to escape just now, but you didn't cherish it, and I deeply regret it." But given your courage, I'll leave you a whole corpse in a moment. ”
Guan Qifu raised his left hand again, and when the triangular eyes saw this, he said, "Boss, if you have something, let's just say it." ”
Guan Qifu scolded: "Idiot! I'm just scratching my head!"
Triangular Eyes: "......."
Guan Qifu: "What are you waiting for, why don't you go up and solve him for me?"
Triangle eyes nodded and beckoned to the junior brothers, and a group of people drew their weapons one after another and walked towards Zhang Zizi.
Triangle Eye took the lead, still holding a syringe in his hand.
Zhang Zizai looked calm: "Your needle is not good, I have a more powerful one here." ”
Triangle Eyes: "Do you have more powerful ones?"
Zhang Zizai said: "Just try it and you'll know." After speaking, he snapped his fingers like Guan Qifu.
A bee buzzed past Zhang Zizai's back and flew towards the triangular eye, and the tail needle pierced his forehead, instantly bulging a large bag.
"How's my needle? Isn't it much better than yours?"
The triangular eye was stung twice by the bee, and was ridiculed again and again by Zhang Zizai, and he didn't get angry, while covering his forehead, he said hysterically: "Kill him for me!"
When the younger brothers heard this, they rushed together.
Zhang Zizai smiled: "What, do you want to get an injection?" Don't worry, I have enough here!"
After speaking, with a buzzing sound, a swarm of bees under black pressure appeared behind Zhang Zizi.
Zhang Zizi waved his hand, and the swarm immediately flew towards everyone.
These little brothers are all Guan Qifu's cronies brought from the border, and they are all outlaws who lick blood at the tip of a knife, how can they be afraid of a mere bee?
A group is different.
In the face of the attack of the swarm, the younger brothers had no power to fight back, and their noses and faces were swollen in an instant, and they threw down their weapons and fled in all directions.
The triangular eyes are the worst, and the swarm of bees around him does not nail anywhere, only aiming at his face.
Seeing this, Bai Maruko smiled and said, "What's the matter, my aunt and grandmother said that your mother doesn't know you if you want to beat." ”
Zhang Zizai held his mobile phone, walked in surrounded by a swarm of bees, and slapped those little brothers on the head when he took the opportunity. After a while, there was a patch lying on the ground.
And Guan Qifu, who was sitting in the chair, was stunned at the moment.
Guan Qifu, who grew up on the border, has been backed by mountains and forests since he was a child, not to mention bees, leeches, centipedes, poisonous spiders, and all kinds of insects, but he has never made him hairy like today.
Because, this scene is really weird.
The swarm brought down all his younger brothers, but they did not attack him and Shiramaruko, and he saw a younger brother hiding behind him, and the black swarm of bees flew past his ears, but he ignored him. He instantly understood that all this was done by the man standing in front of him.
I knew it earlier, so I let him go back to make soy sauce.
Zhang Zizai walked through the crowd, came to Guan Qifu, and said with a smile: "How is my new type of injection compared to yours?"
Guan Qifu nodded: "You're amazing." ”
Zhang Zizai: "That's troublesome, the cat master has already decided to sell my things, is this ...... yours?"
Guan Qifu: "If you don't sell it, you won't sell it." ”
Zhang Zizai: "Don't, don't you know that you are ashamed and brave? You go back and study it well, and when a new product comes out, we will try it again." ”
Guan Qifu: "It can't be compared. ”
Seeing that he confessed, Zhang Zizai smiled and waved his hand: "Okay, let's take your people and leave quickly." ”
Guan Qifu hurriedly got up and led a kind of subordinate to leave.
The triangular eyes were also gray and walked out of the crowd, but they were stopped by Zhang Zizai from behind.
Zhang Zizai snapped his fingers at him and looked at him playfully.
Triangle eyes were stunned for a moment, but immediately understood, and hurriedly found an iron rod to knock off his gold teeth.
"Well, my comprehension skills are pretty strong...... By the way, don't forget that there are two more in the back mountain. ”
Triangle eyes patted his chest and said: "You can rest assured that our purpose is not to abandon or give up!"
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After everyone left, Zhang Zizai stepped forward to untie the rope on Bai Maruko's body.
Bai Maruko rubbed his wrist and said, "You are a good bodyguard, this girl likes it very much!"
Zhang Zizai smiled and said, "That's good, I don't know when the eldest lady will pay me a salary?"
Shiramaruko: "Can't you ask for any other reward besides money......?"
Zhang Zizai pointed at the bee colony helplessly: "No way, the main thing is to promise them, and send three cars of chrysanthemums after the matter is completed!"
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