Chapter 12: Trick-or-treating
Tang Fei, this kid, has a bad smile, he doesn't mischievous, who is mischievous, but in front of Shi Niang, Tang Fei is still very well-behaved, after all, mischievous is also to pay attention to proportion, Tang Fei, this kid also smiled and said: "Master, I just say hello to you, and, to tell you, my master, although stingy, stingy, obscene, Dirty, everything else, it's basically okay, and he really likes you, always sighing alone in the mountains, unrequited love, anyway, you have finally achieved a positive result, master, what about me, I hope you can grow old together, I just want to say hello to you, and, I just want you to help me take care of the master, the master is old and stubborn, and he wants to save face, everything, I like to pretend. β
"Giggle...... Your master said that you especially like to hack him, and it seems that your master didn't lie!"
"Master, I'm not, to tell you the truth, what's called black!"
"Giggle...... Don't worry, your master, I'll take care of him, Xiaofei, you're out alone, remember to take care of yourself, understand?"
"Well, master, I know, also, don't worry about me pulling the guy who told my master to pick the door, his apprentice I, I'm so powerful, it's basically no problem to take care of myself. β
"Poof......!" It's no wonder that the ghosts all say that Tang Fei's kid is too mischievous, but if you look at it, you feel that it's cute.
Shi Niang, this woman, so smart, so gentle, she also knows that the two of them are masters and apprentices, that is called a mouth cannon, that is, a mouth fight, outside, many fathers and sons, are often like this, Shi Niang, this woman, is very knowledgeable, she is familiar with Mr. Zhu Ziqing's "Back" article, she is also familiar with the article, father and son do not agree, I haven't seen each other for a few years, and I don't say anything, that is still a literary master Zhu Ziqing, but it can be seen from the article on the back that Mr. Zhu Ziqing's father's father's love for his father has always been remembered.
She naturally also knows that Tang Fei's various black masters are not unfilial, on the contrary, in fact, this kid is very filial, that is, in terms of personality, it is completely different from the old-fashioned kind of ghost man, and the master and apprentice just like to make trouble.
"Xiaofei, when I go back with your master, I will go to see you, and, listen to your master, he arranged for you to go to Duanmu's house to help, didn't he?"
"Yes, Master's old puppet, asked me to assist Miss Duanmu, that stinky girl, barbaric!"
"Girls, you have to be patient, you are so smart, you naturally know, and the teacher will not teach you much. β
"Huh...... Master, you still teach me, you are a woman, you must understand the minds of girls better, I, in fact, is talking about it, in fact, I really do things, how can I understand girls so well. β
"Poof......!" Shi Niang, a big beauty, with long hair, leaned on the sofa, and said seriously: " Shi Niang doesn't have much to teach you, Miss Duanmu, the family is so rich, brocade clothes and jade food, to teach her to become a talent, Shi Niang feels that she has to kill her sharpness, my daughter, Shi Niang has never allowed her to show off outside, develop that bad character, Miss Duanmu, listen to your master, quite a big lady's temper, I think, you have to find a way, let her accept some setbacks, listen to your master talk about her sex, Shi Niang feels that it should have been too obedient to her, the temper is a little big, in the frustration, she will naturally slowly understand, and your master also said, Duanmu Lingyu is quite smart, but too smooth, can not see their own shortcomingsγ β
"yes, that's it...... This...... Kill her sharp, Master, there are seven or eight bodyguards around her, I still kill her sharp, it's no wonder she doesn't kill me. β
"Poof......" was teased by Tang Fei, the master gently stroked the red little mouth, this funny apprentice, no wonder it was so funny, he helped his master write a love letter, and he was moved by it, and turned around to ask the ghost, but his man did not admit it, saying that the apprentice was blind, hey, the ghost is really old-fashioned, if he is so funny with his apprentice, it is really likable.
Shi Niang also smiled: "You are so smart, you must know how to do it, you helped your master write a love letter, Shi Niang thought it was true, you are so smart, you can definitely think of a way to deal with the eldest lady." β
"Cut...... Master, my master is real, often crying alone until dawn Okay, he really misses you so much, I just report it according to the truth, huh...... Master, I just told you the real situation, but I made a little speculation about my master's old stubborn heart, and I really didn't say anything else!"
"You!" "You!" For Tang Fei, the naughty ghost, Shi Niang is not angry, on the contrary, she really likes it, "Okay, Miss Duanmu's matter, Shi Niang also knows, it is difficult for you, she is young and vigorous, life is too accustomed to her, and when she understands, she will naturally understand everything, girls, they have to experience this age." β
"Master, what about you? You are so good, do you have it too?"
"Almost, when I was young, I also felt that I was excellent, I liked so many men about myself, the east was not bright and the west was bright, I didn't know what I really wanted, and when I knew, I found out that in fact, I was a girl, nothing great, the life I wanted, and only the person who knew myself knew, as a result, when I was young, I was too self-righteous, and I couldn't turn back on many things, if it wasn't for you instigating my mother, in fact, my mother might have lived a lifetime, and she was so mediocre!"
"Your life is still mediocre?"
Over there, Shi Niang sighed and said seriously: " Life, you have to look at it from which angle, in my own words, Shi Niang likes to talk about poetry and songs with the people she likes, likes to go to the world to see, wealthy, although rich, but, every day is money, and, in order to make money, he is tired, Shi Niang can't blame him for not being able to accompany me to see everywhere, some things, can only tolerate each other, after a long time, I feel that I am getting more and more numb, and my ideal life, far from it, but from the perspective of others, success and fame, family wealth, but I don't like it, how much money, no meaningγ β
Speaking of the emotion of life, Shi Niang smiled and said: "Okay, don't talk about that, it's all over anyway, now, where I want to go, your master will accompany me wherever I go, life is agreeable, and I won't talk about the past." β
"Hmm...... Well...... Master, as long as you and my master are happy, hehe...... That's what I do, although the love letter I wrote for my master was a little exaggerated, but in general, it's all for your good. β
"You kid, okay, Xiaofei, what about you, what do you want to do in the future?"
"I ...... Master, I'll be honest with you, will you smoke me?"
"What are you smoking? What do you want to do?"
"It's nothing, I feel that the outside world of flowers and flowers is not much interesting, I think, just find a few more confidants, then it will be very interesting, something else, so boring!"
"Poof......" over there, Shi Niang was not angry, she also heard the ghost say, Tang Fei is very smart, but he is cynical, a little like to be mischievous, this year, full of talent, and there is no need to conquer the world, make so much money, Shi Niang herself feels so boring, but, Tang Fei, this kid, is good, he wants to be a merry talent, he is promising!
But this kid is really very likable, and he has the ability, the master really doesn't blame him, but said seriously: "If you want to be a romantic talent, it depends on whether you have the ability! A boy is talented, poetic, and attaches great importance to love and righteousness, and there will naturally be no less confidantes, but no matter how you behave, you must at least know how to have a clear conscience." β
"That's ...... Is that...... I just like it, find a few confidantes, work together, and nothing else. Tang Fei, a stinky boy, sighed, a confidante like Sister Qianxue, if he knew that he was careful, it was estimated that he would label himself as a scumbag in seconds, hey...... Confidante, one is okay, too much, it's difficult!
And in the face of such a smart master, Tang Fei said with a smile: "Master, then you help me plan...... A clever woman like you can help me plan...... Otherwise, it's a bit stressful. β
"Plan your size...... "Shi Niang, such a gentle and virtuous woman, was actually cheated by Tang Fei, a kid, and asked her to help Tang Fei pick up girls and fool girls...... This......
In order to repay Tang Fei as a matchmaker, Shi Niang was really not angry, she just said speechlessly: "Go back, I'll discuss it with your master, but you are not allowed to be too mischievous." β
"That's ...... Is that...... Thank you, teacher, ......."
"Giggle...... Xiaofei, do you have anything to tell your master, I still have to go cook!"
"Damn...... Master, Master still wants you to cook, that old stubborn, can't cook by himself? He is in the mountains, and he has been a slave to me, even if he still cheats my favorite master like this......"
"Poof...... Shi Niang is just interested, it is Shi Niang who wants to do it herself, he is average, and he is not willing to let me cook. β
"That's okay, if Master cheats my master like me, it's strange to see that I'm not angry with Master's old horseman, hehe...... Master, that's it, I wish you and my master happiness, health, affection, harmony and beauty...... Well, I can't think of any other words, but I just hope you're all well. β
"Poof...... Xiaofei, take care of yourself. β