Chapter 81 Refresh the Three Views
According to general variety shows, there are scripts, but this time the show did not give a script, and in this regard, it is different from what Sun Ziai explained.
"Liuyu, that kid won't be free to play, right?" Sun Zi Ai thought uneasily.
If the real Liuyu played by himself, Sun Ziai must cooperate after signing the contract, no matter how you think about it, there is a feeling that you have been calculated.
"Okay, let's start filming next! All departments are ready!" The director gave an order, and Sun Ziai and others stood on the stage inexplicably, not knowing what to do.
"Audience friends, I love you to death!" Hua Hurry walked onto the stage with a wicked smile on his face.
Sun Zi Ai shook his head, he really didn't want to cooperate with Hua Hurry anymore, Feng Shui was not good!
"Today, we bring you a new variety show called "Bombing You Three Views". First of all, let me introduce the guest lineup!" Hua Hurry was the first to walk to Sun Zi Ai's side.
Grandson Ai kicked Hua Hurry, and he moved his position behind Big Brother Tien Lak. Hua Hurry was so clever that he immediately understood.
"First place, he is dark-skinned, he is a titan in the entertainment industry, he has starred in countless film and television works, but his life has always been very frugal, and his income is basically donated to the Hope Project, he is our big brother of Tianlat!" said, Hua Hurry and Brother Tianlat shook hands passionately.
"The second, the current popular star, the strange in the cross talk circle, has stepped onto the screen from the stage play, the chubby and round national pistachio, Xiaoyue!"
"The third one, I won't introduce, my quasi-brother-in-law! Sun Zi Ai, nicknamed Sun Thief!"
I don't know what to do with this introduction to my grandson Ai Chou, so I can only wave my hand helplessly.
"Then the fourth, and the fifth, is something that everyone hasn't heard of much, the Xiaobi group, in fact, their original name was the Bichi group, the two killed Matt, today is the first time they appear on the regular screen, and even their hair is a lot more parted, looking forward to their normal performance. ”
Speaking of which, Hua Hurried gave his grandson Ai a strange look and then continued to introduce.
"The fifth, the national goddess, Xiao Gu! I guess I don't need to introduce too much, everyone is welcome!"
After the introduction was completed, Xiao Gu came to the stage and shook hands with everyone one by one.
"Sixth place, the highlight, the young little Lori Zhang Yimai! How many nights, how many otaku have Zhang Yimai and tissues accompanied..."
I have to say that this introduction of Hua Hurry is not only heart-wrenching, but also has no discipline.
"Seventh place! The little flower in charge, the delicate flower, the energetic little motor, the otaku lover from the neighboring country, Laura!"
Laura... Sun Ziai had to admire the courage of the program team, so he had to applaud silently.
"The eighth and last place, she has played a meat bun with a fairy spirit, and I invite the little dragon girl~ Oh no, it's a little meat bun!"
All the actors are present, and the director announces the rules of the game.
"Thousands of people are invited to receive the props. As the director spoke, there was an uncontrollable laugh from the staff in the audience.
"Oh my God, what is this," Xiao Yue said, making her signature expression.
"It's... Panty?" Zhang Yimai held it in his hand and asked, "Why is there a lock?"
"What you have in your hands now is the underpants with your own name and a clue, this underpants are very important, and determine who gets the final clue at the end of this issue, please wear it outside like Superman. ”
"Director, people tear up famous brands in variety shows, you won't let us tear our underwear, right? There are so many lesbians here!" Hua hurriedly asked, an indescribable smile already appeared on his face.
The director smiled bitterly: "It's not just tearing, you wait for me to finish the rules!"
Before the director's words were finished, Hua Hurry was already entangled with Zhang Yimai.
"You let me tear it and try to feel it!"
"I just asked you to tear up your pants and pull my pants off!"
"Isn't this that you're hiding? It's okay if you don't hide!"
"Nasty! Stay away from me!"
The scene was out of control for a while, but the director did not shout to stop, but gave two close-ups when he chased and tore Zhang Yimai in a hurry, revealing his big white buttocks.
Sun Zi Ai frowned, thinking: "This scene really matches Liuyu's character!"
"Please note that the first round of the mission begins, please send a representative to come forward and receive the mission description card. After the director finished speaking, Sun Zi Ai stepped forward directly and got the task card.
【Please go to Xijing Radio and Television University by yourself】
After Sun Ziai finished reading, he found that there was still a line of small print on the back: [Please be careful not to take the bus]
A group of actors, in the TV station, let them go to a school on their own, and they didn't give the funds.
That can only be walked over, Sun Zi Ai thought, and opened the navigation.
But who knew that there was no place on the navigation!
"Director, you said that this place for us to go to on our own is not on the navigation!" Sun Ziai said hurriedly.
But the director smiled slightly and said lightly: "I'll give you a hint, it's just a clue!"
The clue could be an anagram, or it could be...
The group, dressed in large colorful pants, gathered around and began to analyze the note.
"Oh my God, how do I think it's so easy!" Xiao Yue said after a few glances.
Immediately after, Xiao Yue pointed to the painting in the corner: "Didn't you say that? West side bicycle, your IQ, my God, are they all so crippled?"
Everyone walked to the painting that Xiao Yue pointed to suspiciously, slowly took the painting off, and sure enough, another task card fell out.
"Xiao Yue, Yue Shen, how did you think of it so quickly?" Hua asked as if he was in a hurry.
"My IQ is high!" Xiao Yue raised her head excitedly and said.
"Maybe your IQ is on the same level as the person who wrote this clue!" Zhang Yimai said disdainfully, causing the audience to laugh.
"Let's take a look at the new mission card!" Sun Zi Ai hurriedly cleared the siege, and at this time Xiao Yue's face was already red, obviously on top.
"Here you go!" Xiao Yue threw the clue card to her grandson Ai and turned her back to gasp.
[Please find the eight pieces of the puzzle hidden in various parts of the TV station within half an hour and put them together to form a map]
After reading the task card, the eight people dispersed and began to quickly search for the eight pieces of the puzzle.
Sun Zi Ai was bored and walked slowly around the TV station, chatting with the camera as he walked.
"Brother, you must know where there are puzzles, right?" Sun Zi Ai asked, shaking the camera with the camera and shaking his head.
"Look, you don't move, just use your fingers to show me the route, left to right, I found it and was deliberately surprised to make the effect, what do you think?"
The camera panned again, but Sun Zi Ai did not give up at all.
"Yimai, where did you find it?" Sun Ziai suddenly saw Zhang Yimai running over with a piece of puzzle in his arms.
"I just went to the toilet, and this thing is on the toilet lid..."
"The women's toilet is there, and the men's toilet should be too!" Sun Zi Ai muttered softly and hurried to the men's toilet.
"Zi Ai, wait a minute, my stomach hurts, you let me go first!" Sun Zi Ai was just about to open the door of the toilet, when he saw Hua hurriedly running over, hurriedly got into the toilet and locked the door.
"Cameraman, turn off the camera, I really want to go to the toilet!" said Sun Ziai as he looked at the dedicated cameraman who came in with him.
The camera still shook from side to side, signaling, "I don't, I don't!"