In the studio hall of the local station, the country of flowers, Rose Province, the provincial capital Zixiang City, and the blind date show in the same city imitating the popular variety show is being broadcast live.

"Next, welcome our No. 7 male guest, Dang Shuhao!"

In the studio, rhythmic and lively background music sounded.

"Go up, hurry up, go to the backstage to find the finance, there are souvenirs worth 150 yuan, you can fold them in cash. ”

Listening to the advice, the party calligrapher, who was a little stumbling after being pushed, subconsciously took the microphone stuffed by the staff on the side, and went on stage in a daze in the lively background music.

crossed.

This body is called Dang Shuhao, twenty-three years old, grew up in a welfare home, is an abandoned baby, after graduating from high school, he began to work around to make money, talked about a girlfriend, after breaking up, he was determined to chase his dreams, and became a big star from an extra.

Because he has no connections and is not from a professional background, he is very cautious and never dares to offend anyone, no matter what others say, he only dares to refute, for fear of annoying others and causing trouble.

It's the kind of honest person who can't kick a fart with three kicks, only smiles, and even if he wants to refute, he will only figure out how to refute it at that time after a long time has passed.

And just last night.

In the group performance group, a female group actor who has seen a lot of the luxurious life of female stars is pregnant.

Crazy complaining that her husband only earns more than 6,000 a month, useless, unworthy of being a man, and wants her to give birth to a child, it's a dream, she would rather borrow money to have a baby than be such a man's fertility tool.

Dang Shuhao couldn't hold back, so he said something in the group.

"Children are not just men's, they are your own. ”

As a result, he was scolded by more than 30 female group performers, and was kicked out of the group, and the foreman also said that after today's show, he would not be given any chance in the future.

The original body died of depression because of this, which made the party calligrapher who came through a little speechless.

Because this world is inherently bullying the weak and afraid of the strong, there must be a little edge in kindness!

Otherwise, the people around you will not think that you are cultivated, they will only think that you are a coercive soft persimmon, easy to handle!

"Male guest No. 7, my profession is a clothing store manager, and I have read countless people. I can see that you are dressed as a stall, from head to toe, it will not exceed 1,000 yuan, and the lamp is not to fall in love with you, but just to ask, who gave you the courage to go on stage when you dress like this? Are you worthy?

The No. 1 female guest who spoke didn't even bother to say hello, she was arrogant as soon as she opened her mouth, and she was an old snob.

Bite!

The perfect life system is bound, and the novice task is released, and you can choose one of the three, which cannot be changed after selection.

1. Swallow your anger, smile and admit that it was indeed your mistake that you didn't dress up well, and compliment the other party's eyesight, and won the title of junior licking dog, and the probability of being despised is +88%.

2. Run away in shame, become a laughing stock, and have a +99% chance of being mentioned by people around you at any time.

3. Fight for dignity and scare her! Reward a luxury car with a price of over 100 million, the only limited edition in the world, and the strongest supercar on land...... Bugatti Zeus!

Dang Shuhao's eyes lit up instantly, there is a system? The power of crossing is really here, what else do you want to do, of course it is to scare her!

Meanwhile.

In the live broadcast room of the local station, although the number of people watching online is not large, only more than 6,000 people, it is also full of hahaha.

Love is thinner than paper: "Laughing to death, the whole body is not enough for a thousand yuan, not enough for my sister's meal, and such a sling dare to be on the show? Are you qualified to fall in love? Go back to your village! Even if the old lady is single all her life, she can't look down on such goods." ”

The cold-hearted girl is invincible: "Trash, I'm here to see the handsome and rich, who looks at your embarrassing thing?"

Nanfeng Xiangwan: "Poor, my ex-boyfriend and ex-boyfriend, which shirt is not more than 1,000 yuan?"

And at this time, in the studio hall.

The No. 1 female guest said proudly.

"What, male guest No. 7, after I told the truth, you have nothing to say? Then go down, don't be embarrassed here. ”

The attention of the audience was instantly focused on Dang Shuhao, and some people at the scene laughed and coaxed: "Go down, go down, go down!"

In such a situation, Dang Shuhao, who had already chosen task 3, turned on the microphone and smiled slightly.

"No. 1 female guest, you should know that everyone will have some imperfections in their bodies, if you say it yourself, it is called self-deprecation, everyone laughs when you hear it, this is called joy in suffering. ”

"But if it's about other people's imperfect sore spots, it's called insulting others, calling it unqualified, and disrespecting people!"

"So I'm different from you, I won't tell the fact that you are old and ugly, vicious, and ugly even if you wear Jin Bu Shao, and you are as ugly as a fire girl in front of such a public. ”

Everyone at the scene was stunned, looked at the No. 1 female guest who was wearing glasses, about thirty years old, wearing heavy makeup, and couldn't cover her square face, and then looked at the calm and smiling Dang Shuhao, the applause at the scene suddenly thundered, and the audience burst into laughter.

"Hahaha, talented! Yun sideburns and flowers and golden steps, this is to describe Yang Yuhuan, when Yang Guifei lotus step lightly, long overdue, the golden steps on her head trembled and shivered, graceful and charming, Tang Minghuang fell in love at first sight! Hahaha, this female guest is considered to have met an opponent, she laughed at people for not wearing good clothes, people counterattacked her, even if she wore the precious clothes that the royal relatives could wear, she was as vulgar as a fire girl, ahahaha, this young man is not ordinary, really powerful!"

"Hahaha, I'm laughing to death, the dog looks down on people, and slaps his face, right?"

"Cool! What do people like to wear, they need her to beep blindly? Retribution, right? Deserve, deserve it!"

In the burst of laughter from the audience, the No. 1 female guest, who was already obviously annoyed and angry, turned off the lights with a snap, and forcibly said angrily.

"The man with a small belly, I don't care to be on the same stage with you!"

After that, the No. 1 female guest turned around and walked away, looking like she had been wronged.

Ay?

Is this unaffordable?

You have the ability to fight me for 300 rounds!

Only allow her to worship money and snobbery, and not allow me to refute?

Don't you pretend to be pitiful, and before leaving, you will give me a big hat with a small belly and chicken intestines?666, dare to provoke me, and dare to say that I have a small belly and chicken intestines? Okay, if Lao Tzu doesn't give you all your ashes today, you really don't know the three eyes of Ma Wangye!

"Walk slowly, Auntie!"

Dang Shuhao, who was standing on the stage, waved his hand seriously and said.

Burst!

The No. 1 female guest, who was shocked, only felt that she had been hit by an invisible knife in her heart!