Chapter 39: The 'Bull Demon King' Who Can Understand Human Speech
"That, Ruoxue, why are you here?"
After coming back to his senses, Lu Zifeng immediately showed a smile that was not beaten, and the smile was a little far-fetched.
"If I don't come, I don't know what you say to me!" Xu Ruoxue crossed her hands on her hips and said angrily: "Which eye of yours saw that I loved you?
Really, she found out she was looking at the wrong person.
Where is this the most simple peasant in China, he is completely a braggart who does not make drafts.
"......" Lu Zifeng looked even more embarrassed, and he didn't know what to say.
Layers of cold sweat oozed from the brain.
It seems that in the future, I will pretend to be quieter to prevent someone from eavesdropping.
"Haha...... This is called self-inflicted sin and can't live!" The second dog laughed loudly at this moment, laughing so hard that he couldn't straighten his waist, and he looked very schadenfreude.
Lu Zifeng was very speechless and glanced at Ergouzi, this brother, he didn't know how to help himself at the critical moment, and he was still laughing here.
Raising his legs, he kicked directly on the ass of the second dog.
The second dog, who seemed to have been familiar with Lu Zifeng's usual routine, turned around and dodged, and quickly fled towards the door, saying as he ran: "That Zifeng, remember, come to my house at seven o'clock in the evening, and I won't bother you to make a girl now." ”
"......" Lu Zifeng was speechless.
The second dog ran to Xu Ruoxue's side, smiled and said, "That Miss Xu, to be honest, you and my brother are quite a good match, or we will be together." ”
After that, the people had already run out of the small courtyard.
Xu Ruoxue's face turned red, and she said coquettishly: "Who wants to be with him, a person full of nonsense, you will come back for me......"
But where can you still see the figure of the second dog.
Turning around, Xu Ruoxue looked at Lu Zifeng, very angry, walked quickly to Lu Zifeng's side, and reprimanded: "Lu Zifeng, tell me, you slandered me so much, how do you plan to apologize to me." ”
Lu Zifeng touched the back of his head and said embarrassedly: "That...... Miss Xu, or you have a lot of adults and forget what I just said. ”
"Forgot?" Xu Ruoxue looked at Lu Zifeng with wide eyes: "How can it be so light, no, you have to give me an explanation." ”
"Then what do you want me to do? Lu Zifeng also let go.
"......" Xu Ruoxue was speechless for a while, and she really didn't know how to punish this Lu Zifeng.
After thinking about it, she said: "Well, you accompany me to the town tomorrow, I want to buy some daily necessities, and you can help me as a coolie, this punishment is light." ”
Lu Zifeng breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that this woman was going to do something unseemly by herself, and after thinking about it for a long time, it turned out that she was asking herself to accompany her to go shopping, and immediately nodded and said, "This is no problem." ”
Xu Ruoxue nodded with satisfaction.
"That, Ruoxue, what are you doing at my house?" Lu Zifeng asked curiously.
"Can't you come? As a college student village official in our Lujiazhuang, I am familiar with the situation of all the villagers in our village, can't I?" Xu Ruoxue glanced at Lu Zifeng, of course, she couldn't say that she was too bored, so she wanted to find an acquaintance to chat, thinking about it, it seemed that the entire Lujiazhuang was only familiar with Lu Zifeng, so I came over, but I didn't expect to hear Lu Zifeng's shameless words.
The corners of Lu Zifeng's mouth twitched, and he smiled in his dress: "Okay, of course." ”
But I couldn't help but say in my heart: Alas, why is this woman not gentle at all, or Lanxiang's sister-in-law is feminine.
I can't help but think of the picture of Lanxiang's sister-in-law who was by the river yesterday.
"Miss Xu, you're here, why don't you come in and sit down. ”
Mother Liu Guilan heard the movement in the yard, and then walked out of the house, and when she saw that it was the college student village official who had just come to Lujiazhuang today, the smile on her face was also very bright.
In rural areas, especially in backward and underdeveloped rural areas like Lujiazhuang, the older generation has an innate respect for college students, feeling that only cultural people can be successful.
If someone in the family can be admitted to university, it will definitely be a matter of honoring the ancestors.
"Yes, auntie. ”
Xu Ruoxue was not polite at all, and accompanied Liu Guilan directly into the house.
"This chick really doesn't think of herself as an outsider!"
Lu Zifeng shrugged his shoulders speechlessly, and was about to enter the house, but his eyes suddenly skimmed to the 'Bull Demon King' on the west side of the courtyard.
He felt as if the Bull Demon King was peeping at him.
"Huh, that's weird?"
After pausing for a moment, he stepped over.
The 'Bull Demon King' saw Lu Zifeng walking towards him, let out a few mooing sounds, and seemed a little excited, and immediately walked towards Lu Zifeng, his tail wagging vigorously, but he was tied to the courtyard wall by a rope, and after a few steps, he couldn't walk anymore.
When Lu Zifeng saw the Bull Demon King's actions, he felt more and more that something was not right.
In the past, if he walked towards the Bull Demon King, this Bull Demon King would move a few times at most, and his reaction would be very slow, and he would not be as excited as he was just now, and this level of excitement was not like what a cow should have.
Moreover, he looked at the big and dark eyes of the Bull Demon King, and suddenly had an illusion, this look seemed to be very spiritual, and if he looked closely, he even saw tears.
Bull Demon King, it's crying?
Lu Zifeng was a little surprised, and his thoughts suddenly returned to the scene where he fed it a [Psychic Pill] this morning.
"Could it be that the pill I gave it this morning has taken effect?"
Lu Zifeng muttered in his heart, and his heart began to pound.
Coming to his senses, he decided to try the authenticity.
"Bull Demon King, if you can understand me, then sit on the ground. ”
Lu Zifeng looked at the Bull Demon King, lowered his voice, and said slowly.
I'm afraid that if I speak too fast, the Bull Demon King won't understand, after all, human language is its second language.
As a result, under Lu Zifeng's gaze, the Bull Demon King sat on the ground in an orderly manner, and his little eyes threw a flattering look at Lu Zifeng.
Lying on the grass!
Lu Zifeng was almost stunned, no, he was stunned with excitement, this Bull Demon King could really understand him.
"That, Bull Demon King, you stand up and rotate one hundred and eighty degrees to show me. ”
In order to prevent the scene just now from being a coincidence, Lu Zifeng tested it again.
As a result, as soon as his words fell, the Bull Demon King "soared", got up from the ground, and really stood in place and spun one hundred and eighty degrees.
"This ......" Lu Zifeng's eyes widened, and he couldn't believe it for a long time.
After being stunned for a long time, Lu Zifeng came back to his senses, stepped forward and hugged the head of the Bull Demon King, with a hint of love for you.
"Awesome! This is the real awesome! Bull Demon King......
Lu Zifeng couldn't help but shout through the air, and his voice was about to reach more than a hundred meters.
Lu Baocai, Liu Guilan, and Xu Ruoxue in the room were chatting, when they suddenly heard Lu Zifeng yelling, and thought something was wrong, so they all ran out in fright.
As a result, he was so excited to death when he saw Lu Zifeng holding a cow.
"Zifeng, what's wrong with you?"
Liu Guilan asked anxiously, thinking that her son had lost his mind.
Lu Baocai and Xu Ruoxue also looked at Lu Zifeng dumbfounded, their faces full of doubts.
Lu Zifeng reacted, and found that his parents and Xu Ruoxue were looking at him as if they were looking at monsters, and instantly understood that he was too excited just now, and slowly let go of the hand holding the head of the Bull Demon King, and touched his head a little embarrassed.
"Ahem...... Well, actually, I noticed a strange thing. ”
Lu Zifeng coughed lightly twice to hide his embarrassment and said.
"What's the matter?" Liu Guilan, Lu Baocai, and Xu Ruoxue all had questions on their faces.
Lu Zifeng spread his hands and said, "Okay, let me tell you, our Bull Demon King can understand people." ”
Liu Guilan: "......"
Lu Baocai: "......"
What kind of trouble is this son?
Xu Ruoxue frowned: "May I ask, who is that Bull Demon King?"
Lu Zifeng pointed to the cow beside him: "That's it!"
"Puff......" Xu Ruoxue was speechless and laughed out of a pig's voice.
"Lu Zifeng, can you stop making such jokes. ”
Xu Ruoxue rolled her eyes directly, obviously not believing it.
How is it possible for an ox to understand human speech.
Liu Guilan and Lu Baocai nodded one after another, they didn't believe it, not to mention that this cow had been at home for five years, and they had never seen it understand human speech before.
The son is either not lying, or he is crazy.
Lu Zifeng shrugged his shoulders and looked helpless: "If you don't believe it, you can give it a try." ”
Seeing Lu Zifeng's attitude so firm, Xu Ruoxue, Liu Guilan, and Lu Baocai also became slightly serious in their hearts.
"Really try?" Xu Ruoxue couldn't help but say.
As a college student, she only believes in science, how can animals understand human language?
Lu Zifeng was not afraid, and motioned for her to come over: "You just try." ”
"Just try. Xu Ruoxue strode towards the Bull Demon King beside Lu Zifeng.
"Didn't you say that it can understand people's speech, is it that it will do whatever I tell it to do?" Xu Ruoxue said.
Lu Zifeng nodded: "As long as it can do it, it will definitely be fine."
"That's good. Xu Ruoxue snorted coldly in her heart, glared at Lu Zifeng with a pair of big watery eyes, and didn't believe it at all.
Then, she turned her head and said to the Bull Demon King, "If you can understand what I say, then nod your head three times." ”
Just when Lu Zifeng thought that this Bull Demon King was about to nod immediately, an accident happened, this Bull Demon King was motionless, and he didn't look at Xu Ruoxue, a little girl, very arrogant.
"See, it didn't nod. Alas, Lu Zifeng, you really know how to make up stories, now it's been debunked. Didn't you say that it can understand human language? Then why can't it understand when I speak?" Xu Ruoxue smiled proudly: "So, I usually read a little more books, believe in science, and don't believe in those nonsense things." ”