The teacher on the podium spat and spoke vividly.

Zhang Zizai sat at the bottom, but it was really boring to listen.

These teachers are also powerful enough, and the large strings of general mobilization words on the podium can be exactly the same as what they spoke in high school a few years ago! Not a single word is bad! The lines are the same, and the tone and tone are actually the same, urging people to urinate!

Just when he was bored, Zhao Xiaoyu stabbed him and stood up.

Zhang Zizai: "It's over?"

Zhao Xiaoyu: "Yes, it's over." ”

Zhang Zizai spread his hands: "Look, I just said that your little is not worthy of being named and reported by the teacher." If you look at the boys in your class who skip class, they are the ones who focus on criticism. ”

He pointed to a few boys who were being reprimanded by their parents in the corner, and said, "Forget those guys, I also did things like skipping class to go to an Internet café or playing ball when I was in high school, and this kind of thing is understandable."

But the little guy with glasses is too outrageous, isn't it? He actually skipped his evening self-study to go square dancing with the old lady?"

Poof, Zhao Xiaoyu covered his mouth and whispered to Zhang Zizi and laughed: "He is still the leader of the dance!"

After speaking, he took Zhang Zizi's arm and was about to walk outside the classroom, but was stopped by the head teacher: "Zhao Xiaoyu's parents don't go, come to the office with me!"

Zhang Zizai smiled bitterly at her: "Yes, I still haven't slipped away." ”

The two were stopped by the head teacher, and followed her to the office one after the other.

The head teacher sat on the chair, picked up his teacup and said while blowing the tea foam in the cup, "Didn't you ask you to call your parents, who is this?"

Zhang Zizai: "Hello Mr. Wang, I am his uncle, and my sister happened to be on a business trip, so she asked me to replace her." ”

Teacher Wang was not angry and said to himself: "The children are all in the third year of high school, don't hurry up and only care about their own work, is this a responsible parent?"

Zhang Zizai: "Isn't this a matter at work that can't be shirked." ”

Teacher Wang pointed to the stool next to him and said, "Sit down, I want to have a good talk with you about Zhao Xiaoyu." ”

Zhang Zizi shook his head and said, "Just stand, I have been used to standing by the teacher since I was a child." ”

Teacher Wang was stunned for a moment, and almost laughed out loud, but he took into account the majesty of the teacher, so he had to hold back his old face and said, "I specially kept you, do you know what the reason is?"

Zhang Zizai: "I don't know. ”

"Have you read Zhao Xiaoyu's academic performance?"

Zhang Zizai: "Look, it's good, I took the fifth place in the exam this time." I just said that I would go back and treat her to a big dinner as a reward. ”

Teacher Wang said angrily: "You still want to reward the fifth place, you should punish her!"

Zhang Zizai: "What you said, how do you let the more than 40 students behind her live." ”

Teacher Wang coughed dryly twice, and also felt that what he said didn't seem right, so he hurriedly lowered his head and drank tea to relieve the embarrassment: "She is different from those students, you must know that she has always been in the top three before!"

Zhang Zizai: "Oh...... In this way, it is normal for people to play abnormally once in a while. After that, he nodded at Zhao Xiaoyu, "Don't be discouraged, my uncle will invite you to dinner in a while, and comfort you well." ”

Teacher Wang glared and said, "Are there any parents like you who do this? You don't want to investigate why she regressed in learning?"

Zhang Zizai: "Teacher, you say." ”

Teacher Wang: "Do you know that she has a tendency to fall in love recently?"

Zhao Xiaoyu retorted loudly: "I didn't!

Zhang Zizi motioned for her not to speak yet, turned around and smiled humbly at the teacher: "How do you know about this?"

Teacher Wang said: "He and a boy named Cai Kunkun have been very close recently, do you know? That Cai Kunkun doesn't study hard all day long, dresses up with bells and whistles, just thinks about singing, dancing, basketball and rapn, if Zhao Xiaoyu stays with him any longer, it will definitely seriously affect her studies!"

Zhao Xiaoyu: "It's just a matter of going to school and walking together, we are very pure, okay?"

Teacher Wang: "Don't say that you are pure in front of me! What is in the mind of the current student, I am clear!"

Zhao Xiaoyu: "Then you can't use your dirty thoughts to generalize, right?"

Teacher Wang said angrily: "Am I dirty?

Zhao Xiaoyu: "Are you afraid that my father will see that my grades are lagging behind, and he won't give you a gift next time!"

Teacher Wang was annoyed and angry, and pointed at Qian Lanlan: You! You! You.... You didn't say a word for a long time.

Zhang Zizai saw the teacher's anger soaring, and hurriedly stopped Zhao Xiaoyu: "How can you talk to the teacher!"

After that, he turned his head to apologize to Teacher Wang and said, "Don't be angry, this kid is also used to it." You said how difficult it is to be a teacher, working hard for the students, but the students still don't appreciate it, and they oppose you everywhere and talk back to you. There is no concept of heaven and earth monarch at all, it is simply morally corrupt!"

Teacher Wang saw that Zhang Zizi was fighting for him, so he borrowed the slope and said on the donkey: "Alas, you also know that the current society is so realistic, everything only depends on grades, so I am also worried that Qian Lanlan will be distracted by other unnecessary things, which will lead to regression in learning." After all, the world itself is cruel. Otherwise, why did the champion and runner-up in the competition put in the effort, and everyone only remembered the champion? ”

Zhao Xiaoyu: "Okay!"

"What is the highest peak in the world?

"Mount Everest!"

Teacher Wang nodded, and then asked, "What about the second peak?"

"Chogori Peak!"

"What about the third peak?"

"Kanchenjunga!"

"Uh...... The fourth peak?"

"Lhotse Peak. ”

Teacher Wang: "......"

Zhao Xiaoyu: "Teacher, I just missed the exam, I remember the learning content clearly...... Hey, by the way, what philosophy did you just say you were going to tell me?"

Teacher Wang said with a dark face: "What, I have another meeting to hold in a while, you go first." ”

Zhang Zizai and Zhao Xiaoyu walked out of the school gate with a choked smile.

She took Zhang's arm and said, "Let's go." ”

Zhang Zizai was puzzled: "Where are you going?"

Zhao Xiaoyu pursed his lips and said dissatisfiedly: "Didn't you say you wanted to invite me to dinner just now?"

Zhang Zizai: "When it happened, why don't I remember." ”

Zhao Xiaoyu: "You said it in Mr. Wang's office just now. ”

Zhang Zizai hurriedly shook his head and denied: "That doesn't count, it was said in your identity as a fake uncle." ”

"And what is your status now?"

"Uh...... A lifesaver?"

Zhao Xiaoyu said happily: "It's all the same, anyway, there is a saving word!"

I'll go!

Zhang Zizi had no choice but to agree.

At this time, the phone rang suddenly.

"The king of Hades wants you to die for the third watch, who dares to keep you for the fifth watch!"

When the phone was picked up, there was a tingling voice on the other end: "Mr. Zhao......"

"You made a mistake. Zhang Zizai hung up the phone and was about to discuss with Zhao Xiaoyu what to eat, when he called again.

"Okay, you are comfortable, you dare to hang up on me?"

Zhang Zizai reacted at this time, and it turned out that it was Bai Maruzi who called: "Oops...... Just now you pinched your nose and said that you were looking for Mr. Zhao, I thought it was a mistake, so I ......"

"What's the matter? You are the parent of Zhao Xiaoyu, what else can you be if you are not Mr. Zhao?"

"Alright, hurry up and talk about something. ”

"Are you done with the parent-teacher conference?"

Zhang Zizai: "It's over, what's wrong?"

"You're not coming back when you're done?"

"Wait a minute, I'm going to go eat something with Zhao Xiaoyu. ”

Bai Maruko: "Still eating? When are you still in the mood to eat!

Zhang Zizai: "Isn't it, what's wrong?"

Bai Maruko: "It's not clear on the phone for a while! You hurry up and come back first!" After speaking, before Zhang Zizi could ask carefully, he had already hung up the phone.

Zhang Zizai smiled at Zhao Xiaoyu helplessly, and apologized: "I'm really sorry, I'm suddenly in a bit of a hurry here...... What about this meal......"

A hint of loss flashed in Zhao Xiaoyu's eyes, then he smiled at Zhang Zizi and said, "It's okay, you can get busy first...... It's more important to save the world!"

"Uh...... Do you really think I'm Batman, and if you have something to do, you can save the world?"

"Not really. Zhao Xiaoyu pointed to Zhang Zizi's shoes and said, "Batman doesn't wear A goods." ”

Zhang Zizai: "......"

......

Bidding farewell to Zhao Xiaoyu, Zhang Zizai rushed all the way home, only to find Bai Maruko sitting on the sofa, watching TV leisurely.

"What's wrong?"

"Ahh......h There's a burglar in the house!"

Isn't it, there are Leon and the four treasures of the kitchen on the first floor of this small second floor, and there are the formations of foreign Taoists and the nose of white balls on the second floor, whose thief is so powerful that he can steal here?

Zhang Zizai rushed to the room, took out the envelope he had hidden under the bed, and counted it carefully, but fortunately, the private money he saved to buy a car was still there, and it was not stolen by thieves.

He patted his chest, stuffed the seventy-two yuan eight into the envelope again, thought about it, took out six yuan from his pocket and put it in, pressed the envelope under the mattress again, and then walked out of the door, and asked the white pill on the sofa, "Where is the thief?"

"Didn't catch it. ”

"Didn't catch it? Did you lose something?"

Bai Maruko didn't reply: "It's lost, my money is lost!"

"How much did you lose?"

"Five cents!"

Wipe it! You lost five cents, why are you so anxious to call Lao Tzu back?

I just took a taxi and spent more than 30 years!

Zhang Zizai was unhappy in his heart, so he walked to Bai Maruko with a straight face and turned off her TV: "What do you mean?"

Bai Maruko raised her head: "What do you mean?"

Zhang Zizai: "For five cents, you just toss me like this? What do you think of me?

Seeing that Zhang Zizi was angry at himself, Bai Maruzi stood up from the sofa and said with a look of grievance: "It's not a matter of more money and less money, you know...... The five-cent coin was a relic of my mother's bequeath to me! It was very important to me! Now that it's gone, I don't have anything left by my mother...... I ......" Hakumaruko lowered her head, tears rolling in her eyes.

Zhang Zizai was at a loss for a while, and he didn't think that there would be such a thing, so he hurriedly admitted his mistake and said: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I don't know about these things...... Don't cry, I'll help you find it!"

With that, he began to rummage around.

"Did you go out today?"

Shiramaruko: "No, I've been sitting on the couch watching TV, and when I got up, I found that the coin was missing......"

"That shouldn't be a thief, think about it carefully, could it have fallen somewhere?" Zhang Zizai said while kneeling on the ground, poking his head to look at the bottom of the sofa.

"I always carry that coin with me, it was given to me by my mother on my twentieth birthday......"

"What did you say?" Zhang Zizi straightened up.

"Huh?" I said...... My mom gave it to me with her own hands. ”

"The previous sentence. ”

"On my twentieth birthday......"

"Didn't your mom leave when you were twelve?"

"Uh...... This one...... I'm sleepy!" Shiramaruko stuck out her tongue and scurried back into the room.