071 Who is illiterate?
Now, all the secrets of Fan Xian's operating room are wide open, as if she has seen 10,000 advanced coquettish **, and the painful stripped naked and spread her legs to expose the most secret area.
"Don't move, this is my operating room, personal belongings, don't move!"
Fan Xian grabbed Lu Huan's arm, but the strength of the two people was not at the same level at all, Lu Huan pushed lightly, and pressed Fan Xian back to the chair: "Don't move, I'll see if you have any selfie nude photos or anything like that, I think if you are the protagonist, what can you do*** Zhang Zetian is much more eye-catching." ”
"You're thinking too much, I can't have these things here! You'd better not move, or I won't be responsible for your life. ”
Fan Xian slapped the table with a pale face, she was a scientific madman who didn't care about the world's eyes, but it didn't mean that she could tolerate others insulting her at will.
"I don't need you to be responsible, you look at this list, I still know the word SAFE, hehe, don't worry, I will be very careful to operate your mechanism here." ”
Lu Huan pointed to the screen in a chic manner, he couldn't understand the complexity, but he still knew a few words under four letters, and in the fully automated operating room, as long as he had permission, he could move around at will.
Fan Xian was angry, if someone else dared to provoke in her territory, change the time and place, she would definitely be able to let him die without even leaving a single piece of DNA, the mechanism arranged in the wall of this operating room is not just as simple as an X-ray machine, there are not too many high-power weapons and strong acid and alkaline biological poison gas and the like that she made herself.
But at this time, Lu Huan has the same level of control over this operating room as her, and these things are not used at all!
She regretted it very much at this time, and did not agree to the agent's overly high offer for the fingerprint lock patent, otherwise a fingerprint recognition device would be installed on the enter key, and Lu Huan would not be able to control her operating room even after memorizing the password!
But now it's too late to say anything, Lu Huan looked at her with a smile, she had already gained the upper hand, she couldn't think of any way to get this guy out!
The guards of the base are not allowed to enter the underground casually, she is too confident, thinking that her arrangement here can solve everyone, who knew that when she met such a freak as Lu Huan, she could remember the password after just reading it, as well as those complicated instructions!
"Oh my God, you are obviously illiterate, an illiterate person who doesn't understand English, how can you use those instructions fluently?" Fan Xian couldn't help but whisper, the incredulity in it.
Lu Huan liked Fan Xian's surprised expression very much at this time, it was really cool to make such a national treasure-level science madman deflated! He threw a chocolate chip bean in his mouth, and while rummaging through Fan Xian's cabinet, he said disdainfully: "Illiterate? If you don't know those bird texts, you are illiterate? Joke! Let me ask you, can you understand the "Yellow Emperor's Neijing"? Can you memorize the "Hundred Family Surnames Three-Character Classic" and the Thousand Character Wen Disciple Rules? How many copies of the Twenty-Four History? Do you know how many volumes of "Zizhi Tongjian" there are? How many versions of Daozang are there, do you know what year it was written? I don't know any of this, which of us is illiterate?"
Fan Xian couldn't react to being scolded by Lu Huan, with her status and status, she could still be said to be illiterate? She is the youngest postdoc in the Chinese health system, and now she has already obtained the title of professor and become a doctoral supervisor, I don't know how many articles are published every year, and she will be said to be illiterate?
But he really hasn't read the things Lu Huan said, she is a genius who can read through the "Encyclopedia Britannica" when she is six years old, but she has no interest in those ancient Chinese books, and she has received the most advanced Western-style education since she was a child.
"What's the use of those outdated garbage...... she subconsciously muttered, but before she could finish speaking, she was interrupted by Lu Huan.
"Outdated? That's Wenhua, that's tradition, that's the root of your blood! Don't forget that you are a descendant of Yan and Huang along a red hair, what do you look at, the master can't get used to you guys who dye your hair and plastic surgery and wear contact lenses, you can't get used to the looks given by your parents, so you toss yourself back and forth, making yourself like a fake foreign devil, there is in your brain? ”
The more Lu Huan spoke, the more excited he became, he pulled the collar of his shirt and took a breath, and finally paused slightly.
"Babies are not born from the anus, they are born from ......"
Fan Xian frowned, and subconsciously pointed out a common-sense mistake that Lu Huan said, which was obviously the sequelae of teaching too much in the school.
Of course, she couldn't say such vulgar words in **.
"Shut up!" Lu Huan interrupted her rudely: "Master, I need you to popularize physiological hygiene for me?
Fan Xian's eyes were straight, and she looked at her in a daze, even the brain that can directly calculate the code of the human gene genome is a little down, there are still such unreasonable people in this world?
The circles she has with are full of laughter and laughter, there is no white ding, women are ladies who smile without missing teeth, and men are well-dressed gentlemen, Lu Huan showed a very unreasonable and spicy appearance at this time, which directly shocked Fan Xian, and some didn't know how to deal with it.
"Look at you, your writing is so ugly, and you are embarrassed to say that others are illiterate, as if a crab crawls!"
Lu Huan didn't know where to dig out a Fan Xian's receipt slip from the cabinet, and when she saw her own name written on it, she sneered for a while.
"You look good when you write?"
Fan Xian asked rhetorically. She also blushes a little, she rarely writes Chinese characters, but she writes English very slipperily, and after studying abroad, she writes beautiful flower characters. But her Chinese characters are indeed a little unsightly, compared with elementary school, there is no progress, it is indeed a little incredible to say that a professor signed out, usually she can not write without writing, but receiving couriers or something, those couriers do not know her English name, signing a Chinese is still inevitable, at this time happened to be seen by Lu Huan, can't help but lament that today's various unfortunate small probability events have all let themselves catch up.
Lu Huan smiled and picked up a marker pen from the pen holder on Fan Xian's desk, this kind of pen in the laboratory operating room is the most, and the oily pen can be easily written directly on various equipment, which is very convenient.
Lu Huan groaned slightly, hung his wrist and picked up the pen, and avoided writing four big characters on Fan Xian's clear and beautiful glass cylinder tabletop, Fan Xian looked at it, and her nose was almost crooked.
"Worship the foreign!"
Four chic line of calligraphy, the pen is hooked and round, the structure of the frame is rigorous and steep, the basic skills are solid, and it is not the quick calligraphy that some people contact now, at first glance the flowers are smooth and beautiful, but take a closer look at the vanity floating, there is no certain strength, and you can't help but enjoy the play.
Lu Huan's handwriting was forced by the master to copy the book, and how many brushes he had to write bald, and he could even use the effect of hiding the front when he wrote with a marker, which obviously choked Fan Xian enough, but he was reluctant to wipe it for a while because of his good looks.
Coupled with what Lu Huan just said, Fan Xian was still a little stupid, copying the meaning of the words written by Lu Huan in the void, and sighed faintly.
Lu Huan didn't bother to pay attention to her, he didn't really think much about it, he looked angry and was actually so happy that he was so happy that he was just looked down on by Fan Xian before, and he just wanted to find a reason to teach her a lesson!
He is not a generous person, and he doesn't like to forbear, and if he is bullied, he will be beaten back, of course, he can't do such a tasteless thing as beating a woman, so he can only find a reason to scold a couple of sentences.
If it weren't for the general interests of the nation, who would have pointed at a big professor's nose like him and scolded him, and the other party wouldn't have found a reason to talk back? This is Lu Huan's cleverness.
Enough to vent, Lu Huan carried forward the spirit of the protagonist of the RPG game, and when he entered a place, he had to rummage through other people's houses, looking around at the treasures that Fan Xian might have.
Suddenly, his eyes straightened, and he found that a cabinet at hand was full of Fan Xian's underwear, with a lot of black, white, pink and purple bras.
looks dashing, but to a certain extent, Lu Huan has just gotten rid of his virgin body, and he is still on the right path, and he can't figure out how he should position himself now, but seeing these girls' underwear, he instinctively began to get enough of Fan Xian's figure, and a very interesting expression appeared on his face.
I can't imagine that this cold-looking chick has such a hot body!
"This chick is quite good at hiding meat. Compared with Fan Xian's loose white coat, Lu Huan found that if he hadn't opened the cabinet, he would have missed a lot of scenery.
"Indeed, we are the so-called elites of people, and we do not have the characteristics of our own souls, so if we pass it on from generation to generation, how can we still be regarded as Chinese? The professor is also a teacher who teaches and teaches his profession, and I ...... Lu Huan, what are you doing?"
Fan Xian was originally contemplating and talking to herself, but when she suddenly looked up, she saw Lu Huan in a daze with her underwear, screaming and hurriedly operating on the keyboard for a while, quickly closing the cabinet door, and looking at him with a surprised and angry face.
I didn't expect this guy to be so shameless, and he was in a daze with women's personal belongings! At this moment, a series of psychological illnesses such as voyeurism, exhibitionism, fetishism, and transvestism were put on Lu Huan's head by Fan Xian, and it seemed that he wanted to be evaluated on the spot.
The little bit of goodwill caused by Lu Huan's profound cultural heritage and a good stroke just disappeared all of a sudden, and Fan Xian completely swept this guy into the level of a little rascal.