At this time, Fan Er frowned on the way to the ninth brother's house and asked the ninth brother, "Did you kid call me to do bad things again?"

"What, what's the bad thing?"

The ninth brother muttered and was about to explain what he was going to do, but Fan Er spoke again, "Ninth brother, you don't need your kid to tell me, grandma is all small-footed, I can understand that I must be asked to go to the tomb robbery together." Otherwise, it's just picking up other people's girls on the wall and thinking about good things?"

But without waiting for the ninth brother to reply, Fan Er said again, "Good thing, if there is a good thing, you won't ask me to mix it together?

As soon as he heard Fan Er say this, the ninth brother turned around sharply and poked Fan Er's head with one finger, and said, "You kid, okay, you have become a fine, you can guess this?!"

Without waiting for Fan Er to squeak, the ninth brother continued: "Besides, you kid don't be a good girl, what can it mean? Tonight, you and I don't talk about those things that don't, save you bad luck?"

"Besides, with your small body, be careful to run out of ammunition?"

The ninth brother admired Fan Er's eyes as he spoke, and there was still a bit of resentment in his eyes.

"Hey...... What do you know? How comfortable it is to find a girl, is it really full and a man doesn't know that a hungry man is hungry?" Fan Er said with a smile, looking happy with his eyebrows. But he no longer calls the ninth brother and the ninth master, which makes the ninth brother not only wonder but also a little disappointed, so he turned around and shouted at Fan Er: "Little Er, don't call me the ninth brother in the future, I am a generation older than you, called the ninth master!"

"Ah" Fan Er was taken aback, and thought: "This thing, what kind of music is really special? Just called you Jiu Ye was perfunctory to you, because Xiao Nan was afraid of your jokes, so that's why?" But he still responded casually, "Okay Jiu Ye, let's go!"

"Well, it's like that, okay, let's go!" Besides, the ninth brother's alcohol consumption is not an ordinary thunderous person, and one or two cases of beer can't be poured down at all, so he will moisten the lips of the eldest girl.

After that, the ninth brother walked down the road and did not forget to reprimand Fan Er, "Fan Er, don't provoke other people's girls in the future, if something happens, it's really fatal, and no one will wipe your ass?"

"Don't be smart and think that the death of the sixth son has nothing to do with you, everyone's eyes are not blind, they are all bright, they all know that you have a leg with someone's loudspeaker. ”

"Find the girl's business, and be more convergent in the future!"

"Ahh

Fan Er's face turned blue with fright, and he became honest in an instant.

"Why not, it's just that people don't find it?"

"Be honest in the future, be smart and harm others and yourself!" the ninth brother urged.

"Mmmmmm, yes, yes, don't you dare in the future?" Ninth Master!" Fan Er silently followed behind the Ninth Brother, no longer daring to say more, even quibbling and being stubborn. After a while, the two of them walked up the steps of the ninth brother's house and turned on the door light.

......

At this moment, Xia Xiaoyu and Xiao Nan also hugged each other back home, and it seemed that they were yawning and staggering each other, obviously lacking sleep in the past few days.

But at this moment, each other's stomachs were not angry, "gurgling" sounded, and they kept calling and shouting hunger. The expressions of the two of them at the same time regretted in their hearts, why was they so hypocritical just now, but they didn't eat a little more of the things Fan Er bought when they were hungry?

So, the two of them looked at each other wonderfully, and they couldn't help but look at each other for a few seconds, but neither of them spoke, believing each other, you know.

In an instant, Xia Xiaoyu was also extremely smart and gently knocked on the top of the refrigerator with a bunch of keys in his hand on a complete handful of noodles, without making a sound, meaning to tell Xiao Nan to wait patiently, the good show is still to come.

Since then, neither of them has been in a hurry to walk into their bedroom, and there is no alternation of words with each other, Xiao Nan plunged into the basement floor of his own unique cultural world, including the bedroom, so as to continue to explore and study the JPEG pictures that continue to use Qiuqiu screenshots to find some strong evidence that the dealer behind the scenes really uses the superguest account to cheat in the chess and card game.

And Xia Xiaoyu, a beautiful and kind woman, also made good use of her diligent hands to clean up the mess given by the ninth brother on the coffee table, and entered the kitchen non-stop, and after a while, she simply and skillfully made two bowls of steaming tomato egg noodles, and brought them to the coffee table in the living room.

After thinking about having dinner alone with Brother Xiaonan, his eyes suddenly lit up, and a huge sense of joy filled his heart, and he clapped his little hands, "My mommy mia, this kind of moment, think about it, it's so beautiful!"

"It's so beautiful!"

"The fly in the ointment is only the red candle wine?"

"Hehe, Ambilight, tomato egg noodles, that's good, like Nietzsche said, it's better to pursue nothingness than nothing. However, so far, Xia Xiaoyu still hasn't noticed the two red "blood handprints" under the coffee table with blood that have already coagulated.

You see that she seems to be a little tired and nests in the whole sofa, with two pairs of long eyelashes blinking in her beautiful face, and even her cherry mouth is closed one by one, and she is using her little hands to use her white and delicate fingertips to send Xiao Nan with a mobile phone Q-Q very skillfully: "Brother Xiao Nan! Hurry up and eat noodles, otherwise, it will fall off!"

Obviously, such a careful and somewhat sloppy text call, she felt that this way was not only fast, but also romantic.

Immediately, she herself also entered the space of Xiaoxi's sister Q-Q Canghai and Weibo to see if there was any interesting information update recently, so as to wait for Brother Xiaonan to come up and eat noodles together, she felt that only by eating with Brother Xiaonan, it would be more fragrant, sweeter, and happier.

She thinks so now, and almost all of the days before.

Suddenly, Xia Xiaoyu's mobile phone in her hand flashed a text message chord prompt sound pleasantly and beautifully, and she was almost so shocked that the phone took off her palm and fell to the ground, causing Xia Xiaoyu's mood and movements to panic instantly: My grandma, this is the Xiaomi Mi 4 I just bought!

After a period of panic and pity, she looked at the caller message in her mobile phone: "Well, okay, hard work Xia Yu'er, right away." Not to mention, Xiao Nan's answer was very brief, but in her heart, there was a hint of sweetness in her heart.

Look at her, getting carried away dancing on the couch with two feet barefoot. At the same time, I also used the universal remote control in my hand to open the opposite wall-mounted TV, and kept changing the buttons to find my favorite program......

Next, Xia Xiaoyu didn't expect that Xiao Nan's others were as fast as the information, and they suddenly landed in front of her.

"God speed, this is?" Xiaoyu was a little surprised, "It wasn't like this before?"

"Hehehe, you have an idea?"

"Still really hungry?"

At this moment, she not only questioned Xiao Nan's speed, but also felt very embarrassed and extremely shy about her indecency, thinking: This girl's family, tell me, what kind of body does it become with two big feet?

"Still thinking about men and women, lost, lost?"

"What a shame!"

So, she quickly moved her body and messed with her two feet into her shoes. may be due to a short period of panic and blurred vision, which made his two shoes upside down, the left foot into the right foot, the right foot into the left foot, and the bouncing around, which made the two of them more energetic for a while.

At the same time, they all leaned back and laughed, and opened their mouths and panted for a while.

Especially after Xiao Nan laughed, he didn't know what to say to Xia Xiaoyu, the pestle was there, looking a little dumbfounded, although he was in his own home at the moment, he looked like a guest who came home for the first time.

"Hahaha, you, you?"

Xiao Nan pointed at Xiaoyu and couldn't stop laughing.

"Hahaha, you, you?"

"Stupid!"

"Like a fool?"

Xiaoyu also pointed at Xiao Nan and smirked.

"I'm stupid, I'm stupid?" Xiao Nan looked at himself in a circle, "I'm not stupid, am I?"

"Are you well dressed?"

"The front and front doors are still open?" Xiaoyu pointed and laughed so much that she couldn't do it.

"Ahh

Xiao Nan was really stupid this time, he was in a panic, he didn't cover it, he didn't hide it, he quickly pulled it up randomly, "God, can you forget to pull it?" Thinking back to the toilet and urinating just now, when I thought about Liuzi and the big horn, I ran away without urinating, and I couldn't help but feel a little ridiculous, "Didn't you pull it at the time, how can you pay it back?"

"Alas-this is a big trouble, especially when it was discovered by Xiaoyu, it's a shame!"

Xiao Nan felt embarrassed, and spun around, "Hey, hey, hey." "I just smirked, I don't know what to do.

"Hahahaha. ”

Immediately, Xia Xiaoyu leaned down and hurriedly messed with his shoes, and did not go to the bathroom to wash his hands in time, so he hurriedly picked up a bowl of noodles with more eggs and let Brother Xiao Nan in front of him say with a hippie smile: "Look at it, Brother Xiaonan, eat quickly! Don't just stand stupidly." ”

"Ah, well, okay. ”

Xiao Nan smiled slightly, obviously still flustered, only then did he react, and quickly took the bowl of noodles in Xia Xiaoyu's hand, which seemed to be a little lumpy, and immediately sat down and devoured it, fortunately, there was quite a lot of water in the bowl. Otherwise, this bowl of noodles really can't be eaten. And Xiao Nan still thought that he vaguely saw Xiaoyu's chest just now, it was so good-looking, so charming.

Eating and eating.

"It's broken. ”

Xiao Nan blurted out. At the same time, he saw that Xia Xiaoyu was still playing with his mobile phone, but he never moved his chopsticks.

At the same time, he didn't forget to smack his mouth at Xia Xiaoyu and say, "You can eat it quickly! Yu'er, if you don't eat it again, this noodle will really be ruined, and when the time comes, it will really not be delicious." It must be like a lump of. ”

Xia Xiaoyu was stunned when she heard Brother Xiaonan's words, but she looked very surprised, and immediately laughed with a "poof", and immediately responded: "Well, okay, okay, Brother Xiaonan! I'll eat it right away, eat it right away." ”

Seeing her sticking out her tongue and grimacing so happily, it was obviously the first time that Xiao Nan called her "Yu'er" and got carried away happily.

Xia Xiaoyu responded to Brother Xiao Nan's words, and also put his Xiaomi mobile phone on the coffee table, and before he had time to turn off the M-S-N screen on the screen, he immediately picked up another small bowl of noodles on the coffee table and pulled it up.

Xiao Nan knew that Xia Xiaoyu usually played WeChat chat, so after glancing at her mobile phone screen, he said to Xia Xiaoyu without a head: "Xiaoyu, you should pay more attention in the future, try not to chat with strangers, what is a date? You must know that there are always crises and dangers lurking around women; especially don't easily take a black car and eat other people's things; don't walk alone at night or withdraw money from ATMs in the middle of the night? You must learn to protect yourself in case you encounter some accidents and dangers." Also, if you have something to do in the future, don't keep chatting with strangers on Q-Q WeChat? When the time comes, you will be so embarrassed that you can't wipe it off if you want to? That will really cause trouble. ”

"Won't I?"

Xiaoyu replied gently.

"Why not, there are still few people in the world who are deceived?" Xiao Nan's expression was a little serious.

"Well, there is!" Xiaoyu sucked the noodles and pulled the egg aside.

"I'm verbose, the reason why I'm telling you this, don't be careful, in fact, it doesn't mean anything else, mainly because there are too many girls who have lost contact recently...... The social chaos is like today, and some things are really chilling. ”

"Especially if you are alone, don't go to the scenic spot!"

"yes, I understand!"

"I've seen news like this. Xiaoyu sucked the noodles again, still pulling the poached egg aside.

"Also, to learn more about taking the elevator, you must follow the rules, and you must not be reckless and slap at will. ”

As soon as Xiao Nan's words fell, Xia Xiaoyu nodded in response with an extremely grateful look, "Well, I wrote it down!"

Xiao Nan sighed uneasily, and it was obvious that he was showing some pity and sympathy for the good people who were hurt in this society. At the same time, he also resented those who committed evil deeds, and those bad people not only degraded themselves and lost their morals and conscience, but at the same time, they also caused the whole social atmosphere and the whole world civilization to fall......

He felt that national security education, in particular, should not be delayed.

(Wonderful story, keep updating!)