Zhang Kuan played a song, and the house was full of people, and all the idle people in the village came running, and the old people, children, and women crowded into a circle, and there were five or six hundred people, just like a concert, and the peasants in the audience kept shouting loudly.

This thing will only be the overture of the celebration and the knife will be.He won't be ashamed of anything else.Nor will he be ashamed.The farmer said there will be another one.He will do it again.He will do it again.

When he was done, he didn't come, he ran down to drink with the men, the black porcelain bowl, the home-brewed grain wine, the taste didn't rush, he poured it down like cold water, and he went down to five or six bowls after a while, he was a little drunk, and he jumped on the rock, and shouted to the crowd, "Don't talk, I'll dance for everyone."

The people below applauded in unison, and he shouted, "False thief."

No one understands what he's talking about, or Yunlong reacts quickly, knows that he wants music, drags foreign literature, and asks Xiaohu." Whoever has a loud horn?"

Wang Jun replied, "That's easy." As soon as he said hello, the black-faced man drove a horse six over, opened the trunk, and showed four pairs of loudspeakers

As soon as I heard the second goods, I immediately entered a state of madness, pulled the foreign fork by the wall, turned it over and put the fork handle to my mouth, and used it as a microphone: The vast end of the world is my love

The following Yan Ling saw this, she was ashamed and had no face to see people, but Ma Xiaofeng's face was full of excitement, and her heart said that this man was too two, two was simple, two was cute, if it was her own man, it would be beautiful.

The second cargo was proudly on the road, and the old five thieves slipped behind him awkwardly, grabbed his trouser belt with both hands, and slammed it.

I'm going to blow it up.

Zhang Kuan's upper body was bare, and there was a ten-dollar plastic belt tied underneath. In order to eat a few more bites of meat, he deliberately loosened the belt a lot, and after a long time of swaying, it was already on the verge of falling.

Coincidentally, the old five are so big that he even pulls down his underwear.

This thing is still standing on the road, Meili, not paying attention at all, when the pants fall, it is swaying from side to side, with a sneering face, until the crowd blows up the nest, the eldest sister-in-law, the little sister-in-law, the girl and the baby collectively call for the start, and hurriedly jump down to lift the pants.

Three or four seconds passed, and everything was clear.

Xiaofeng is one of them.When the fifth child was close to Zhang Kuan's back, she expected that something was wrong.And hit Yanling next to her with her arm to remind her.Unexpectedly, the fifth child moved too fast.The thing was revealed.。

Xiaofeng subconsciously screamed and covered his face, thinking that it was wrong, and then split his fingers a slit.

It turns out that this is what the man looks like, and it's completely different from the little boy's.

Xiaofeng didn't finish sighing.The turtle had already hurriedly put his pants up.,Screaming in his mouth.Go chase the fifth child.。

The fifth child is naturally not stupid, and he has already run away laughing.

Zhang Yunlong and Ma Xiaohu glanced at each other, each of them was shocked, and sighed in their hearts: This product has actually grown so much.

That night, Zhang Kuan returned to the guest room drunk on the kang, and before he took off his shoes, he was scolded by Yanling pointing at his nose, first saying that he was not ashamed, and then saying that he was not ashamed.

"Say, don't you think I'm superfluous, in your heart, I'm a glass, completely transparent."

Zhang Kuan was very aggrieved." No, in my heart, you're important."

"Important, important to put the gun in the morning, so big a movement, you can't hear it, I still can't see it, I'm afraid."

Zhang Kuan was speechless.

"The sheep treasure they made, how precious it is, a sheep is one on it, you pull it all in your mouth, have you ever thought about me?"

"It's not for a woman."

"Fart, it's all meat, there's something you can't eat."

Zhang Kuan was speechless again.Yanling went crazy with anger.A lot of chatter.A large swarm of flies appeared in Zhang Kuan's head.Buzzing and flying.

When Yanling said that she was tired, Zhang Kuan went to the kang and put it in her ear and said awkwardly: "You said that I don't care about you, I don't think about you, you have wronged me, I have done all this for you."

"For me, I don't feel anything."

The turtle laughed." I've taken you so far away, I've taken you so far, I've taken such a precious yellow sheep, I'm still the first sheep, I've eaten the sheep's treasure, you say, what am I for?"

Yan Ling blushed when she landed and poked Zhang Kuan with her finger. And he said, "You're not good, I'm so quick to live, I can't even imagine, there's anything in the world that's faster, you're not an old man in your seventies or eighties, you need to eat that."

Zhang Kuan said: "Didn't people say that eating and not eating are two states, you haven't tried a good one, of course, you think that what you feel in front of you is the best, what if there is a better feeling."

At that moment, the two hurriedly prepared to make out and enter the state.

In the end, it was eaten by Yang Bao.It was extremely strong.Yanling soon couldn't parry.began to beg for mercy.Zhang Kuan saw this.So he changed his position.Female up and man down.The rhythm was controlled by Yanling herself.

This time, Yanling found her senses.Joy.Soon she fell into a state of selflessness.Separated by three or four walls.The sound came far away.The dogs in the village began to bark.Noisy.

Many people who are about to fall asleep are disturbed by this sound, both men and women are flustered, not to mention those who have families, and they also follow this rhythm to enter the state.

Xiaofeng is lying on her own kang.Can't fall asleep after tossing and turning.Can't plug your ears with toilet paper.Just get up.Take out the headphones.Turn the sound to the maximum.It's better.

But I still can't sleep, and my mind is full of that black and thick word, and I can't help but think to myself, if that thing gets bigger and thicker, what it will be.

Thinking about it, I gestured with my hands, and found that it was terrifying, especially for a woman, and if something so thick entered her body, it would not hurt to death.

But as is customary, it seems to hurt the first time.

Don't dare to think about it.

The soprano is choppy, and then there is a tossing for more than an hour.

Xiao Feng thought that he could get a good night's sleep this time, so he heard a boom, followed by a soprano scream, and then the courtyard began to be chaotic, and there were people running and shouting everywhere.

Something happened.Xiaofeng hurriedly put on his clothes and got off the kang and went out to check.

The first to go out was Zhang Yunlong, who heard a boom, and the sound seemed to come from Zhang Kuan's house.

Ma Xiaohu was also stunned. The village had been peaceful for a long time, what could happen, and he also took out a gun from the cabinet and carried it out.

As soon as I went out, I heard someone in Zhang Kuan's room groaning, a woman crying, Yun Long went crazy when he landed, and he took a few steps to ask through the door. Who's in there.

Zhang Kuan's voice came intermittently from inside." Don't come in yet, wait a minute."

Yunlong became suspicious, hearing that Zhang Kuan's voice was wrong, it seemed to be very painful, and he wanted to push the door, and then Yanling's voice shouted. Don't come in."

This time, Yunlong was stopped, and Xiaohu also arrived, and the two of them were guarding the door on the left and right, and asked in a low voice. What the hell is going on, give me an accurate word."

There was a struggling voice from inside." Kang-whole-collapsed."

It was an accident.

It wasn't just the kang that collapsed.Zhang Kuan also fell and injured his waist.It is said that the baby also suffered a slight contusion.The doctor's advice is.Don't have sex for three months.

Yanling is fine, she was a little frightened, she is fine, but her face has not been good-looking, she muttered privately with Zhang Kuan in the hospital, and cried several times.

The first person who came to visit Zhang Kuan was Lao Wu, who came in loud and laughed. I heard that my brother was injured."

The turtle lowered its head and replied embarrassedly: "A little skin trauma, it's not in the way."

The fifth child stared." I'm talking to your brother, what do you answer?"

The turtle blew his beard and glared, "I'm answering for my brother."

The old five don't follow." No, I'm going to meet your brother, I'm going to tell him to come out to me, or he's not going to give me face."

The turtle rolled its eyes." My brother is injured and is not fit to meet outsiders."

Lao Wucai didn't care about him, and he directly pressed Zhang Kuan in the past, picked up his pants and checked, and sighed. Tsk, that day, I did my best, so that the whole village could see it, but I didn't see it, I heard that you are big, I still don't believe it, I saw it today, it is indeed big, it is almost the same as mine."

Zhang Kuan despised him." I don't believe it."

The fifth child immediately picked up his pants." Bibi."

Zhang Kuan glanced at it. Well, we're pretty much the same, do you have a partner?"

The fifth child looked sad." Don't mention it, no one can stop it."

Then Ma Xiaotian came in, saw that the fifth child was there, his expression was a little unnatural, and asked Zhang Kuan with a smile. How's the body?"

Zhang Kuan smiled, got down from the kang, took two steps generously, raised his arms and moved his legs, and said, "It hurts a little when I walk.

The fifth child was joking next to him." You didn't bother, the dogs in the village barked at you all night yesterday, but they hurt us.

Zhang Kuan laughed. That's also the credit of Yang Bao, if I knew it, I wouldn't eat that thing."

Lao Wu chatted a few more words and left by himself, leaving Ma Xiaotian and Zhang Kuan in the room.

Ma Xiaotian asked softly. Your daughter-in-law was not frightened by anything yesterday."

"Hey, she's not scared to death." Zhang Kuan said exaggeratedly. I was moving my ass up and down, and the kang collapsed, and I had a spasm, and it took a lot of effort for me to pull it out."

Ma Xiaotian smiled awkwardly. You young people, your physical strength is good, and it's normal, and I'll let you pick it up again when you turn around, and next time you come, you will make sure it won't collapse."

Zhang Kuan smiled. Well said, good said."

Waiting for Ma Xiaotian to leave, Zhang Kuan let out a sigh of relief, soft on the kang, pressed his waist with his hand, and said in his heart: I'll go.