Chapter 123: The Magic Troupe is Coming!
Zhao Jinshan heard that everyone was frowning to see Zhou Yu, stood up and patted his chest, and said, "Leave this kind of thing to me!"
The crowd was overjoyed when they heard this, thinking that he had some brilliant idea.
Unexpectedly, the answer he gave was - ask her to shoot an advertisement.
"It's not working, we've used it before. ”
Zhang Zizai told Zhao Jinshan about everyone's previous experience, and Zhao Jinshan slapped his stomach after listening to the music.
"You guys are too funny, why don't you just ask her to go to Ao Bing's shopping mall to shoot, and you have to go to this little broken shop? It's not that I said you, just our small restaurant, you just him for ten years and eight years, and you can't earn those advertising fees, how can you make your agent believe you? It's me...... Don't talk about hanging up the phone, it is possible to directly warn you of harassment!"
Zhao Jinshanle's back molars leaked out, and Le's breathless mocked a few people: "You guys are really funny,...... Master, where are you going? Oh, what are you doing with your sword, you have something to talk about! Master......
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Ten minutes later, Zhao Jinshan, who had a blue nose and swollen face, cleared his voice, looked at the owners of the small second floor in front of him with evasive eyes, and began to reorganize his language: "Our small second floor is a hot business, and there is no need to shoot any advertisements, so I suggest that we change the location to Ao's shopping mall or our family's real estate...... Master, don't don't, let's stop shooting commercials, I have another way!
It's not as good as this, Zhou Yu recently did a review in a talent show, why don't we go there to participate and get acquainted? By the way, Lao Su can also see his daughter, which eliminates his obsession. ”
Zhang Zizai: "Isn't it funny for you to be drafted...... How many of us are going to go to the draft? Don't you know, my ...... of the five tones."
Zhao Jinshan: "We don't have to sing, that show is similar to a talent show, you can perform anything."
Why don't we form a magic troupe and go in in the name of performing magic tricks! As long as we pass the audition, won't we be able to meet Zhou Yu naturally?"
Zhao Jinshan said this, took out his mobile phone and showed the details of the show that Zhou Yu participated in to everyone to watch.
After reading it, Zhang Zizai snapped his fingers and said, "I think this is a good idea!
Ao Bing hesitated: "But...... We don't know how to do magic?"
Zhang Zizai said speechlessly: "Do you still need it? When the time comes, just repeat the trick you used to ask the teacher for leave in middle school!"
Hearing this, Ao Bing dragged his chin with one hand, supported the top of his head with the other, and used a force to the left and right, and his whole head was directly turned one hundred and eighty degrees: "Is this so?"
Zhang Zizai clapped his hands violently: "Yes, yes, that's it! Isn't there a head falling into the clothes in the magic, we have a lot more than him! Okay, you will perform this during the audition! There are also dogs, you can ...... it."
Before he finished speaking, the foreign Taoist priest preemptively said: "I can go up and perform a spell! Give them the whole light and thunder and lightning, if it doesn't work, I'll give them all a heavenly eye, and then let Lao Su cooperate with us to float in the air two more times, so that all the judges and the audience will see the hell at the same time!
Zhang Zizi shook his head: "That's not good, don't go too far, you just learn from the little girl from the island country before Abe Kana, and let the rune paper turn into a paper crane and fly around the field a few times." It's too domineering, and it's easy to leak!"
After a few people discussed the countermeasures, they didn't say much, and the store was left to Li Cuntou and the dumplings to watch, and Zhao Jinshan took everyone straight to the audition site.
As for the two-quarters of the king's immortals, this old liar has spent all day outside drinking and drinking all day long, and he hasn't seen anyone for several days since he flickered another apprenticeship fee from Zhao Jinshan.
After everyone rushed to the audition site, they found that this show was really popular.
Hai chose an indoor basketball court, not to mention the players who had already entered the court, and the number of people waiting outside the court alone was already thousands.
Looking at the crowd of people in front of him, Zhang Zizi frowned: "There are so many people, when do we have to wait?"
A few aunts with heavy makeup in front of everyone looked back at a few people, and said, "Young man, I can't eat hot tofu in a hurry, we have been queuing here for three days and haven't waited for the opportunity to enter!"
"Isn't it, it's going to take so long?" Hearing this, the foreign Taoist priest showed a surprised expression.
"What do you think, in this era, there are too many people who want to be famous, and everyone wants traffic and attention, this show is pretty good, last time we went to participate in the audition with watermelon, it was overcrowded!"
"Yo! Auntie, I didn't expect you to hip hop!" Zhang Zizai looked at these rustic aunts dressed up, no matter how they looked at it, they didn't look like people who would know this kind of trendy thing, I didn't expect these people to have this kind of ability, they really don't look like real people.
Aunt: "No, young man, don't you know our three flowers?"
Zhang Zizi shook his head.
Auntie: "I'm so angry!
After the aunt finished speaking, the two flowers behind her stood up, shaking their bodies awkwardly, while raising their hands and shouting: "E...... G…… M!EGM!”
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Zhang Zizi didn't dare to comment on Sanzhihua's performance, but Zhang Zizi still had to give a thumbs up for their enthusiasm.
Through Sanzhihua, Zhang Zizai and others learned about a very devastating thing.
That is - the audition is already the second level.
Before this audition, there is also a selection level, where contestants from all walks of life will send their videos to the officially designated mailbox, and they will conduct a preliminary screening, and only qualified people will have the opportunity to participate in this land audition.
And Zhang Zizai and others have not participated in the first batch of video auditions at all, even if they have lined up all the teams here, they are not qualified to enter the venue at all!
This is tantamount to pouring a basin of cold water on the head of this newly formed magic group, or the kind that has been soaked along the road.
Several people were instantly disheartened, especially Zhang Zizai.
The enthusiasm that had just been burned was so ruthlessly extinguished.
Several people can't get the qualification to enter the field, even if they have three heads and six arms, they can't enter the next round at all, and why talk about going all the way to the finals and winning a million prize money...... Uh, no...... What else to talk about seeing Zhou Yu and helping Lao Su repay his wishes!
Several people looked at the dense crowd, only to find that except for them, all the players waiting for the venue had a number plate on their bodies.
Seeing that everyone was depressed, the foreign Taoist priest pulled a few people to a corner and whispered: "What's the matter, what's the matter (it's okay, it's okay), I just paid attention to it, this number plate is not a real-name system, or I'll go and grab a few signs for us in a while, and then we will be able to enter directly!"
Ao Bing raised his hands and objected: "That's not good! I will resolutely not do anything that violates the law and discipline!"
This guy recently passed the first round of the police examination for the first time, and now he seems to think of himself as a reserve.
Zhang Zizai: "Let's not rob it, let's buy the head office, right?"
Ao Bing shook his head: "That's not good, behind this no number plate is the heart of these people chasing dreams! We are not really here to participate in the competition, how can we ruin the other party's dream chasing road because of us idle people! What is the difference between us and Lao Su when we do this?"
Lao Su, who was floating on the side, lowered his head when he heard this, and hid five meters away.
Lao Su has been really uncomfortable in the second floor of the small two days in the past two days.
He was the only customer who was despised by the residents of the second floor, and everyone scoffed at what he did, so they treated him like air on weekdays, and basically no one wanted to talk to him.
At first, he also talked to everyone, but in exchange for all the cold eyes of everyone.
After a long time, he also became self-aware, but he didn't say a word by his side all day long, as if he had already regarded himself as an air.
Who would have thought of this but there was nothing to do, he silently followed a few people and was still able to be Ao BingCue, looking at the angry eyes of everyone, Lao Su had to sigh helplessly, and quietly drifted away from the few people in front of him.
There is no way, although Zhang Zizai and others did not let him die, but his life is indeed not very good.
With the approval of the foreign Taoist, Lao Su has become a live target for Zhao Jinshan to practice Taoism, although Zhao Jinshan's magic is lowly and can't ask for his ghost life, but it's not a matter of being beaten all day long, these masters, he still has to hide as far as he wants.
Due to Ao Bing's strong opposition, everyone's plan B fell through again.
When everyone was at a loss, Zhao Jinshan once again showed his top IQ.
"Stupid! Why do we have to spend time with this group of auditioners in this place! Wouldn't we just go directly to the office of this program team!"
Zhang Zizai: "Go directly?" Do you think it's our toilet, anyone who wants to go can go?"
"Why not, have you forgotten who we are?"
Ao Bing: "The No. 1 Magic Regiment in China!"
Zhang Zizi waved his hand: "Come on, that name is our self-styled blind hi, and it is impossible for the program team to buy our account! In their eyes, we may not be as good as the three-branched flower just now!"
Zhao Jinshan: "Impossible! Our name is so loud, who dares not to buy our account?"
"Where's the noise?"
Zhao Jinshan: "Oops...... I'm not talking about the name of this magic troupe, it's Aojia Shopping Mall and Zhao's Real Estate!"
According to Zhao Jinshan's meaning, he can go to the program team in the name of Zhao's enterprise, settle in the funds in the form of sponsors, and stuff their magic troupe into the competition by the way, isn't that like a synchronous backgammon reader, SoEasy.
Zhang Zizai finally understood Zhao Jinshan's intentions, and danced happily: "Dog, your apprentice didn't take it in vain...... By the way, since it's all stuffed, can you just stuff it into the finals for us at one time?"
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