Zhang Zizi's diarrhea is finally over. With the end of the diarrhea, his skills actually upgraded.

He can now communicate not only with mosquitoes, flies and other insects, but also with birds.

Although he didn't know what the difference was between birds and mosquitoes, flies, and the like. But at best, it can be regarded as progress, which makes him see the light again. So he hurriedly bought a bunch of laxatives, and after returning home, he practiced three times for himself, until his legs were soft and chrysanthemums were left, only to find that he had thought too much.

Also, where is there anyone who grows spiritual power by.

Since upgrading is not a good way, then find another way. Zhang Zizai turned on his phone, ready to add some new equipment to his skill library.

This is also a last resort, the tattooed brother has been staying with Ao Bing recently, if he really encounters something, can he expect He Yuanzhen That guy, even if he uses ten storm spirit talismans, it is estimated that he will not be able to beat the gecko brother who is setting up a stall on the side of the road.

So Zhang Zizi had to find some useful skills to defend himself, although he didn't have many coins - mainly because he had lost a bottle of Louis to Xiao Ma Yi Lu two days ago.

turned on his mobile phone, this time he didn't dare to go to other small shops, and directly flipped through Lao Yao's shop.

In the end, Zhang Zizi's gaze stayed on a magical skill.

This skill is called the Wooden Man, and the description is only six short words: "One, two, three, Wooden Man." ”

But just these six short words made Zhang Zizai's eyes shine.

He knows the skill too well. Because this is the game that the girl he had a crush on in junior high school liked to play the most. So when he saw these six words, the first thing he thought of was the magic technique that had appeared countless times in various movies and television-fixing technique!

"This old Yao is really bad, such a good skill is not sold to me in the corner, but he has to introduce me to a bunch of what he doesn't have. Zhang Zizai complained while quickly pocketing this magic skill.

As soon as he finished paying the payment, he didn't have time to test, Lao Yao's phone called.

Lao Yao: "You bought me a wooden man?"

Zhang Zizai: "Yes, what's wrong?"

Lao Yao cursed: "That's a birthday gift I gave to King Chu Jiang and his daughter, hang it up and test the teleportation effect, why did you buy that thing, hurry up and give it back to me!"

Zhang Zizai hehe: "What you said yourself, once sold, it will not be returned!"

Ten minutes later, Zhang Zizai took the phone and begged Lao Yao with a handful of snot and tears: "Boss, I was wrong, you are good, return the money to me!"

Lao Yao saw that Zhang Zizi was lost and knew that he was returning, and said with a relieved face: "Get out!"

......

Zhang Zizai's intestines are about to be ruined. It cost six hundred and sixty-six to buy a wooden man, but it turns out that this wooden man is really just a wooden man.

Lao Yao's skill is a gift to the daughter of King Chu Jiang. Because his daughter is also the same as Zhang Zizai's former crush, she likes to play the game of wooden man. But every time she plays with her friends, she always loses, and she suspects that her friends may be cheating, so Lao Yao made such a skill, which was originally intended to be given to her on her birthday, and maybe her performance will be ....... As a result, I just took it up today and wanted to try the transmission effect.,By the way, see if there are any bugs that need to be fixed.,As a result, Zhang Zizi mistook it for a fixing technique and bought it.。

In this way, Zhang Zizi acquired another of his new skills, the wooden man.

As the name suggests, this skill is the rules of the wooden man game.

When Zhang Zizai shouted out the wooden man, the other party would be frozen on the spot and unable to act.

If the skills only go here, Zhang Zizi will be satisfied. Unfortunately, the game of the Wooden Man is not just about this rule.

Therefore, after Zhang Zizai finished shouting the wooden man, this state of inability to act could only last for three seconds, so after three seconds, Zhang Zizai had to recite the one-two-three wooden man again, and when he read one-two-three, the other party regained his freedom and could act at will.

The most critical problem is that as a counter in the wooden man game, once the opponent touches the body during the game, this skill will automatically fail.

Zhang Zizai spent so much money to buy a game for children, which really made him depressed, but the money has been wasted, and now the wallet is deflated, and it is impossible to change some other skills.

That's it, it's a big deal to play with children in the future. But I don't even have a girlfriend, where did the child come from?

......

The next day, Zhang Zizai slept until three poles in the morning before he came to the store lazily.

In the past two days, two-quarters of the king's immortals were not at home, and it is said that he went to attend some exchange conference.

No wonder the lame old monk and the two-quarters of the immortal Wang can have such consistent lines when they fool people, and it is estimated that they were trained in the same exchange and study meeting.

As soon as he entered the door, the foreign Taoist priest was sitting at the counter and sighed.

Zhang Zizai walked in and moved the wreath out of the house: "What's the matter?"

Foreign Taoist: "Bao Ti, (don't mention it) I had a quarrel with my girlfriend yesterday." ”

Zhang Zizai: "What's the matter? Aren't you two sticky every day?" ”

The foreign Taoist priest said depressedly: "She doesn't know what to think, she has to be noisy to go for plastic surgery, I don't think it's necessary at all, and she lost her temper with me...... I don't understand, is it really that important to look?"

Zhang Zizai glanced at this foreign Taoist priest with the face of the male protagonist of Twilight, and said angrily: "Don't you think you owe it a lot?"

Foreign Taoist: "?"

Zhang Zizai: "If Ao Bing came to complain to you, saying that he couldn't understand what was good about money, what would you think?"

Foreign Taoist: "Show off your wealth!"

Zhang Zizi took a mirror and handed it to the foreign Taoist: "Your current behavior is no different from him." ”

The foreign Taoist priest took the mirror, "Oops, why did I have another acne on my forehead, it seems that the mask two days ago can't be used, so I have to change the brand." ”

Zhang Zizai: "......"

At noon, Bai Wanzi brought a big bag of steamed buns to find dumplings, and by the way, Zhang Zizi brought a steak, a pasta, a bowl of borscht and a plate of salad.

She didn't do it herself.

Seeing that Daoist Yang was staying in the store for the first time today, Bai Maruko threw an apologetic smile at him: "I'm sorry, I didn't know you didn't go out today, and you didn't prepare your lunch." ”

"It's okay, I don't have an appetite anyway. The foreign Taoist priest leaned against the counter and tilted his head, unable to speak.

Shirakuko: "You infected him with diarrhea?"

Zhang Zizai: "Where, I quarreled with my girlfriend." ”

Bai Maruko: "What should I do, do the dog." Isn't it normal for young couples to quarrel and quarrel, I and Zhang Zizi also quarrel every day. ”

Zhang Zizai: "Don't talk nonsense, we are not boyfriend and girlfriend." ”

Bai Maruko was possessed again, put on an aggrieved expression, and pouted: "How can you be so irresponsible, I knew that you were this kind of person, and I shouldn't have agreed when you took me to open the room that day." ”

Zhang Zizai: "You are unconscious from drinking, why refuse me?"

The foreign Taoist priest was startled and said: "You are a cub, you take advantage of other people's drunkenness to make her angry and open a house?" (What? You are a little cub, you took advantage of others to get drunk and led her to open a room?) Why do I (not) see that you are still a beast!"

Zhang Zizai: "It's nothing! Don't listen to her nonsense!"

"Where did I say nonsense, the hotel receipt is still in my wallet. Bai Maruko took out the receipt from his wallet and handed it to the foreign Taoist priest, "He always told me to return the opening money to him......

Foreign Taoist: "Sa? (what) opening a room with a girl baby and letting the girl pay for it? It's not as good as four (is) beasts!"

Zhang Zizi glared at Bai Qiuzi: "Can we not play with me like this?"

Bai Maruko waved a victory V-shaped hand, revealing cute little tiger teeth, and smiled brightly: "Who told you to secretly run away and go on a date with a beautiful woman." ”

Zhang Zizai wondered, "When did I date a beautiful woman?"

Bai Maruko took a deep breath: "Caramel Macchiato, where are you usually willing to drink it? And this Anna Su Peacock, don't you tell me that you sprayed yourself on it?"

Forget about this dog's nose!

Zhang Zizai opened his hand and defended: "I didn't go on a date, I went to Han Meimei to ask for information about the volunteer team." ”

The foreign Taoist priest frowned and said, "Why did you get involved with her again?"

Zhang Zizi was not a person who liked to mix with other people's grievances, and the foreign Taoist priest was his friend, and he was still righteous to himself - just because he knew that he had cheated him of 500 yuan to repair his mobile phone and had not let him pay it back, this friend was worth his friendship.

But Han Meimei also helped herself a lot, although a plate of dishes was buckled on his head at the earliest, but it was a misunderstanding after all, and the two of them have been getting along since then, especially when she cleared herself to eat a hot pot or something.

So for the matter between Han Meimei and the foreign Taoist, he has been reluctant to get too involved.

After all, there is no guarantee that every good friend of mine will become your best friend.

But the foreign Taoist priest obviously saw Yu Da for Han Meimei's success, and every time he heard that Zhang Zizai was with her, it was like seeing a walker lost in the road of life, and he couldn't help but always want to persuade him to turn back.

Therefore, Zhang Zizai had to express his opinion, he really didn't agree with the foreign Taoist priest's vision of people, after all, this guy can treat Wang two-quarters of the immortal as a good person, "I really don't know what the two of you have to do, but at this point I don't think it should be her problem, she is very good, warm and kind, and straightforward, compared to some drama spirits, I don't know how many times easier to get along with." ”

Bai Maruko's face darkened: "Dumplings! Come here! This steak is for you to eat!"

Dumplings: "But...... I want to eat buns. ”

Shirakuko: "Just gave you so many buns?"

Dumplings: "...... finished eating"

Seeing Zhang Zizi protecting Han Meimei, the foreign Taoist priest sighed and said, "There are some things you don't know, anyway, it's definitely useless for you to ask her to do things." ”

"Who said it was useless?" said a crisp voice outside the door.

Zhang Zizai turned his head and looked, and really said that Cao Cao Cao had arrived.

Han Meimei stood at the door of the paper shop, looking at the foreign Taoist priest with an unhappy face.

When the foreign Taoist priest saw Han Meimei, his face immediately fell.

When Bai Maruzi saw Han Meimei, she straightened her chest and found that it didn't seem to be of much use.

Dumpling pointed at Han Meimei and said excitedly: "I haven't finished eating! There are two buns!"