Zhang Zizai picked for a long time, and finally saw a store that made his eyes shine - martial arts cheats monopoly

There are a wide variety of skills in this store, and they are of high quality and low price, each book only costs ten yuan of dark coins, buy three and get one free.

Zhang Zizai clicked in happily, thinking that he could pick a few martial arts cheats from here to learn, and when the time came, wouldn't he be able to go sideways.

It doesn't matter what kind of cat and dog he is, when the time comes, he will all have to squat on the ground and sing to himself Daddy's father is called Grandpa.

"This is good, this is good, this name looks powerful!" Zhang Zizai clicked on a skill called Invincible Iron Palm while looking at the introduction.

Invincible Iron Palm, the original martial arts alliance leader Iron Palm Invincible Wang Xiaojun's family hand-me-down, one palm strikes, gravel breaks gold, and shocks the martial arts.

After reading the introduction, Zhang Zizai put this skill into the shopping cart without saying a word.

"These look good, too!" Zhang Zizi clicked on the rest with an excited face

Hunyuan Shenquan, the pinnacle of the head of Hunyuan Xingyi Taijiquan, once relied on this boxing method to sweep the Western martial arts masters, the boxing method is sharp, and the martial arts are unique. In the world's martial arts, there are no more than ten people who can stand out from the right.

Night battle Bafang Tibetan knife style, this knife method is a unique knife method that is not passed on by a top society, and the knife will see blood, and a knife can deter thousands of people!

Zhang Zizai did not hesitate to pocket all the three martial arts cheats, decisively clicked to pay, and then pointed his mobile phone at himself with an expectant face, waiting for the transmission.

Waited left and right, waited for more than ten minutes, but the phone did not respond at all.

That's not right.,Whether it's an eye-opening technique or a possession technique.,As soon as you buy a mobile phone, it will be transmitted immediately.,How come there hasn't been any movement for so long this time?

Zhang Zizai turned on his mobile phone again, entered the store and asked the store owner.

"Is the boss here, and why haven't the skills I bought been passed on yet?"

Shopkeeper: "It's already been passed on." ”

"It's already been passed on, then how can I not feel it at all?" The previous skills, Zhang Zizai would be more or less sensitive, but this time he learned such a domineering few martial arts cheats, why didn't he react at all.

The shopkeeper replied, "Look at the mailbox." ”

Isn't it all direct transmission by mobile phone, why do you need to look at the mailbox?

Zhang Zizai opened his mailbox in confusion, and sure enough, three documents were transmitted.

Zhang Zizai opened it one by one, and immediately reacted after reading it—Damn!

The so-called invincible iron palm in the first document is actually an excerpt from a novel on the Internet: "The invincible iron palm, also known as the iron palm gang thirty palms, only needs to face the big tree in the courtyard every day, and hit the thirty palms 10,000 times, within a month, it can be completed." Forget about the excerpt, the key is that the shopkeeper is too lazy to type, just take a screenshot and save it. There's not even a watermark off the fiction website on this picture.

Maybe I think it's not like selling it like this, so the owner added a small red note at the bottom of the picture: "The palm technique is too powerful, you must pay attention when you wash your face and apply toner after practice, if you miss and shoot yourself, the store is not responsible." ”

The second document is even more outrageous, in which is an interview video of a middle-aged man wearing a silk practice uniform with a blue nose and swollen face.

"I clicked to the end, but he repaid the virtue with resentment, took advantage of my inattention to sneak attack me, caught his punch with his face at the critical moment, and skillfully used the power of the force at the moment he hit me....."

When Zhang Zizai saw this, he didn't know whether to be angry or laugh.

He didn't give up and opened the third document, this person's martial arts can be faked, but this sword technique seems to be practiced by the entire community, and it has been said that it can deter thousands of people, so it can't be all dragged by these thousands of people, right?

Zhang Zizai opened it and looked at it, and sure enough, he was still fooled.

The club is indeed a club, the top is indeed the top, the problem is, this TMD is a cross talk club!

In the video highlights, the actors of DYS used this trick on stage to fight the Bafang Tibetan knife style - wipe the neck. Thousands of people in the audience laughed and shouted again and again.

Zhang Zizi was angry, and immediately went to the store to theorize, but the store sent him away in a few words.

"Where did I lie to you? Is the iron palm in this book invincible? This mixed yuan Taijiquan swept the Western martial arts by himself, have I changed a sentence? And this night battle Bafang Tibetan knife style, how many little girls kneel everywhere and beg for this video I didn't give them, and you are not happy to send it to you now?"

Zhang Zizai: "But which one is the martial arts cheats?"

Shopkeeper: "The martial arts cheats are the name of my shop!

Zhang Zizai: "I ......"

Shopkeeper: "Young man, what I have always done is a conscience deal, if you spew blood like this again, you are welcome." ”

Zhang Zizi didn't expect that the current liars are so horizontal, and he was speechless for a while.

The shopkeeper over there saw that Zhang Zizi didn't speak, and said: "Actually, the ones I put on the table are all to deal with errands, you know, now the prefecture is strictly inspecting, and the lethal weapons are strictly controlled, this good thing can't be put out, and the one I really give away for free is a good thing with materials." ”

Zhang Zizai: "Really?"

Shopkeeper: "Of course. ”

Zhang Zizai: "But I only saw three documents. ”

The shopkeeper said disdainfully: "Where can I send an email for the real thing, it must be transmitted directly to you by mobile phone." ”

Hearing this, Zhang Zizai rekindled his hope, all the skills he bought before were directly transmitted by mobile phones, what the shopkeeper said was true, it seems that this thing should be useful. No matter how bad it is, it is more useful than those three "martial arts cheats".

Thinking of this, Zhang Zizai hurriedly asked, "What is this secret book you sent?"

The shopkeeper said, "Sleep Arhat Boxing!"

Zhang Zizai immediately deflated again when he heard Ming'er, "I haven't watched the Xingye movie more than a dozen times, and I won't send it without you." ”

The shopkeeper said: "What star master, this is the practice that I bought from him for a month of eating, drinking, prostituting and gambling when we met by chance." ”

Zhang Zizai complained: "Isn't this still a star movie." ”

Shopkeeper: "You...... Don't forget it, I'm reluctant to pass it on. ”

"Don't don't, I want it. ”

The shopkeeper said, "I've already passed it on." ”

Zhang Zizai was puzzled: "Why didn't I receive it?"

Shopkeeper: "Sleeping Arhat Boxing, how do you collect it when you are awake?"

Zhang Zizai: "Then I'll go to sleep now, and you will send it to me again?"

The shopkeeper smiled and said: "No way! If the buyer fails to receive the goods, the store is not responsible!"

......

Zhang Zizai was deceived when he went to the store, so he had to hit the idea on the head of the foreign Taoist again, this guy gave him a lot of talisman last time, but he couldn't ask for a few more, and he could save his life at a critical moment.

Thinking of this, he set off for the paper shop.

And at this moment, at the foot of Changbai Mountain, a man in a golden helmet and armor was staring at another old man with a concerned face

"How?"

The old man put down the mobile phone in his hand, looked up and said, "I've tried, it shouldn't be him." ”

Golden Helmet and Golden Armor: "How could it not be him?"

The old man snorted coldly, and his whole body emitted black energy: "If you don't believe me, why do you still come to me?"

The golden helmet and golden armor were shrouded in black qi, and a feeling of suffocation arose, making him completely unable to move. After a long time, the old man's black qi dissipated, and the golden helmet and golden armor regained his freedom.

He gasped for breath and apologized to the old man: "The ghost king is angry, the small ones don't dare to make a mistake, it's just that they have played such a big game, how can they choose a non-human, and the small ones can't understand it for a while, so they ......"

The old man waved his hand, signaling that he didn't need to say more, and then turned around and disappeared into the Tianshan Mountains after a few steps.

The golden helmet looked at the old man's back, clenched the weapon in his hand and said viciously: "Dead old man, see how many days you can still jump." ”

After that, he turned into a ray of golden light and walked away.

.......

Zhang Zizi came to the paper shop, but the foreign Taoist priest was not there.

This guy seems to be very busy, and he must earn a lot of money every day, so he will have to kill him a few more times in the future.

There was only two-quarters of Wang Immortal left in the store, and at this moment he was sitting behind the counter, holding a hard-boiled egg in his hand, and gently rubbing it on his sitting eyes, and his eye sockets were obviously blue.

Zhang Zizai was deceived by a liar today, and now he is happy to see that the liar is injured. Although, this crook and that crook are not the same person.

Zhang Zizai asked, "Yo, old liar, why did you become a panda eye?"

Wang two-quarters of the immortal rubbed his eyes and replied, "Don't mention it, I went to the park today and was beaten by a pervert." ”

Zhang Zizai said happily: "What's the matter?"

Wang two-quarters of the immortal said angrily: "There is a girl in the park today who is not wearing underwear, and the whole park is looking at her, but I didn't look at her, but she beat me." ”

Zhang Zizai was puzzled: "Can you still watch this kind of thing? It doesn't fit your character." ”

Usually, as long as a woman passes by at the door of the store, the whistle of the king of two-quarters of the immortal will immediately sound, up to eighty to three years old, without exception, can he still see such a good thing in the park today?

After rubbing his eyes, Wang Two-Quarters Immortal threw the egg into his mouth and said vaguely: "Wasn't I busy lifting her skirt at that time?" ”

Zhang Zizai laughed and said, "You deserve to be beaten!"

The king is two-quarters of an immortal: "You little rabbit cub, are you running here just to harm me?"

Zhang Zizai replied: "Where can I be, I'll come to Gordan, and ask for a charm or something to defend yourself." ”

The two-fourths of the king's brows furrowed: "Got into trouble?"

"It's not really...... Zhang Zizai told Wang about meeting Bai Maruko and his father.

After hearing this, the two-quarters of the immortal Wang was amused, "Old cat, I know him, that little dog demon has no other skills except for the strength of his two arms." In the future, if he dares to ask you for trouble, you will mention the name of our paper shop. ”

Zhang Zizai said with disbelief in his eyes: "Does it work?"

Wang two-quarters of an immortal: "Of course it works, help us make an advertisement!"