Chapter 17: Dancing the Yin and Yang Dance

"Yes...... The shovel ......," the black stuffy donkey raised his trembling arm and pointed at Wang Ersho.

"Isn't he frozen? How can he still sing?" Shopkeeper Liu was suspicious, holding the steel rod tightly in his hand to prevent accidents.

"Could it be that the spirit rune has failed, or is it that the yin spirit of the female corpse has run to Wang Ersho's body?" I approached Wang Ersho with small steps, and found that his body was slowly twisting, making a clicking sound, like a rotten wood was cracking.

Shopkeeper Liu yelled at me: "Why are you still stunned, what are you doing?

I walked towards Wang Ersho with a few spirit runes and said, "If I knew what to do, I wouldn't be stunned, "Strange Tales" did write how to exorcise evil spirits, but now the female corpse is playing soul splitting with us, I am not a Buddha, how can I deal with it?"

Babble~

Wang Ersho slowly turned around, and then we saw a strange scene, Wang Ersho walked lightly, his arms danced in the air, and he pinched his orchid fingers, every move was completely the action that a woman should have, and what was even more smack-dropping was that the soft female voice came out of his mouth, if you don't look at his rough face and clothes, it will inevitably make people doubt his gender.

"Is the shovel being put on by a female ghost? What can I do, how can I explain it to my ancestors and ancestors. The black donkey blamed himself.

I didn't respond, and pasted all the spirit runes in my hand to Wang Ersho's chest, back and back, but unfortunately it didn't make him stop moving, but his voice became louder and louder, and his movements were more gentle.

"Okay, did the talisman you put on him contain stimulants, why are you getting more and more excited?" shopkeeper Liu hid in the corner of the tomb, pointing at me and complaining.

Faced with the situation in front of me, I also have no idea, how did the spirit rune that could play a role before become waste paper now, is it invalid?

"Oh, damn it, look!"

The black donkey shouted, pointing to the female corpse hanging in midair.

I saw that the female corpse was standing on the coffin board, doing exactly the same action as Wang Ersho, and even the voices of the two were synchronized, as if the two of them had become a debugged robot.

"We underestimate the female corpse too much, this doppelganger technique is not recorded in the trick record, according to my speculation, it should be the highest level, in this case, is Feng Hui also ......" I took out my mobile phone and prepared to make a call to Feng Bang Mallet.

Buzzing~

The phone screen lit up, and it was a video invitation from Feng Bangmallet.

"Is your sister singing?" I shouted as I pressed the answer button.

"How do you know, she sings and dances, babbling in her mouth, and she can't understand what she sings!

I twisted my phone to show him everything in front of me.

Feng Bang mallet shouted: "Damn, this is too evil, does the Yin Spirit control three people at the same time? Is the girl in red clothes the main master? You hurry up and discuss with her, let her receive the supernatural powers, I swear to the sky, when the time comes, set up an immortal tablet for her, and the incense will continue from morning to night." ”

Feng Bang's words made me embarrassed, if I really had the ability to communicate with the Yin Spirit, would I still be so helpless now?

"Give me back my husband!

The ethereal and mournful voice echoed in the tomb, like weeping and complaining, and it sent chills down people's spines when they heard it.

"The Yin Spirit speaks, and the living are hard to keep!" I suddenly remembered a sentence in the "Strange Tales", which means that once the Yin Spirit speaks, the living will either ignore it and pretend not to hear, or maybe there will be a chance to live. And once you talk to it, it will inevitably be nine deaths, and the yin spirit will take the lives of the living under various pretexts.

But now, I just can't ignore it, the situation in front of me is like a swamp, it will only make a few of us fall deeper and deeper, rather than die sooner or later, it is better to let go and give it a more enjoyable fight.

"You...... Good...... Girl. ”

In order to appear polite, I said hello to the female corpse before I got down to business.

"What are you going to do......" Shopkeeper Liu's eyes widened, and he was shocked by my actions.

I quickly made a silent gesture to him, and continued to say to the female corpse: "Girl, there may be a little misunderstanding between us, let's have a good chat, this is good for everyone, of course, if you have any grievances in your heart, you can also tell me, as long as I Wu Bin can do it, I will never postpone it!"

After the words fell, the female corpse and Wang Ersho stopped chanting and stood in place.

This move made me feel that the yin spirit should understand my words, since there is no language barrier, the rest is communication, I am ready to use the ability to coax the girl to stabilize the female corpse, and then follow the good steps to lure her into submission.

I used to talk nonsense to people, and now I talk to ghosts, and there is an essential difference between the two, so I really don't know what the result will be.

I stabilized my emotions and said, "Girl, if you are so beautiful, there should be many people chasing after you." ”

The female corpse and Wang Ersho did not react, I was a little puzzled, and secretly wondered whether what I said just now was reasonable, could it be that what I said was too modern, after all, the era in which Yin Ling lived was dominated by classical Chinese.

Thinking of this, I changed my way and said, "The girl is so beautiful, there must be countless admirers, right?"

A sigh came from the side.

Shopkeeper Liu whispered to the black stuffy donkey: "Wu Bin, this kid is crazy, he took out the energy to tease the girl, and now he doesn't even let go of the female ghost, it's too ruthless." ”

The black stuffy donkey said in a low voice: "Either we go out first while the two of us are tired, and call a few people to come back to save them, so it is not a way to wait." ”

Because the tomb was too quiet, I listened to the words of the black stuffy donkey and the shopkeeper Liu, but even so, what could I say?

"Give back my husband......" A mournful and desolate voice came from the mouth of the female corpse.

I glanced at the epitaph stele on the ground and asked, "Is Commander Fuquan your husband?"

As soon as the words fell, the female corpse quickly raised her head, and before I could react, Wang Ersho next to me directly choked my neck.

I yelled, "Don't move, she's not pushing." ”

Shopkeeper Liu stared at the gap around my neck and teased: "It's true, you kid is really good, you have worked so hard to soak in urine, and you actually used ghost words to bluff the female ghost." ”

"Girl, let me introduce you, these two next to me are my friends, one is the person who stole your butterfly hairpin, and the other is the person who bought your butterfly hairpin, to be honest, I didn't get involved in those things at all, so ......" I broke Wang Ersho's arm and introduced Liu Shopkeeper and the black stuffy donkey one by one.

The black stuffy donkey and shopkeeper Liu quickly retreated, scolding and hiding in the corner.

The female corpse whispered: "The commander of Fuquan once saved my life, and I promised to repay it, but the Manchu and Han are not allowed to kiss." ”

I wondered, "So you're martyred?"

The female corpse shook her head with a wry smile and said, "Emperor Ming, the commander of Fuquan, has obtained the permission of grace by virtue of his outstanding military exploits. ”

I said, "Then why do you say that you will return my husband?"

At this time, the female corpse's voice became angry, and said: "Just when we were about to get married, there was turmoil in the frontier, the commander was ordered to go, and gave me a butterfly hairpin before leaving, I looked forward to the return of the commander day and night, who would have thought that half a month later, there would be bad news, the commander died on the battlefield, how could I survive in the world, so I committed suicide with a hairpin!"

"What a strong woman. Shopkeeper Liu shouted loudly, and the black stuffy donkey also applauded.

I glanced at the two of them and found that although the story told by the female corpse was poignant, there were flaws, because in my impression, the commander of Fuquan did not die on the battlefield, could it be that the history was written wrongly, or did the female corpse and Fuquan have another hidden relationship?

After I expressed the doubts in my heart, a mysterious smile flashed at the corner of the female corpse's mouth, and said: "Creation makes people, and you have no chance." ”

"What do you mean?" sighed the black donkey.

I asked, "What happened next?"

"On the day of my funeral, the Great Commander returned triumphantly, and at that time we were separated by yin and yang. ”

After that, the female corpse sobbed, and the transparent tears of the bean size rolled to the ground.

"Donkey Master, do you hear it, this is the harm of rumors. Shopkeeper Liu sighed.

The black stuffy donkey nodded, suddenly remembered the butterfly hairpin, and hurriedly explained: "Ni, I want to find a way to get your hairpin back for you, don't worry, as long as you don't have a few of us." ”

"Hahaha......"

Suddenly, the female corpse let out a terrible laugh, and then looked at us viciously, eager to eat first and then quickly.