Chapter 289: Female Killer
After everyone finished eating, they sat in front of the sofa and watched TV, what Zhang Dong didn't understand was why the girls nowadays like to watch idol dramas on the stick side so much!
"Why don't you cry, aren't you moved? Look at their love story, how enviable! You are looking at your ......" Chen Mengya turned her head to look at Zhang Dong and said.
Zhang Dong naturally knew what Chen Mengya was going to say, it was nothing more than finding so many girlfriends, so he quickly interrupted her and said: "Moved! It's so touching, I'm just brewing emotions, woo woo~" Zhang Dong said and squeezed out a tear.
Fox looked at Zhang Dong with a wicked smile on the side, looking like you are also today. Zhang Dong saw that this beast dared to laugh at himself, and said to the women: "I see that Xiaohong is a little bored, I'll take it out for a walk, you take it slowly." ”
The attention of all the women was on the TV, and they didn't pay attention to Zhang Dong at all, and as soon as they wanted to run, they were grabbed by Zhang Dong. "Ahh
Zhang Dong didn't pay attention to it at all, stuffed it in his pocket and went out. When he came to the courtyard, Zhang Dong threw the fox on the ground and said, "You're so energetic, don't you, you dare to laugh at me?"
"Cut, you have a strict wife, what's not to laugh at? Hahahaha, I'm going to laugh, you have the ability to bite me!hahaha!" said the fox and laughed.
"That's what you said, I don't know what it looks like for a fox to become a vampire?" Zhang Dong said as he revealed two sharp fangs, and was about to head towards the fox.
"No! I'm just kidding you. Looking at Zhang Dong's two fangs, he said with a little weakness, at this time, he didn't look like a spirit beast at the peak of the gods.
Just as one man and one beast were fighting, a man suddenly sprang out of the roof and jumped out of the yard. Zhang Dong was shocked, he had set traps around the house, and this person didn't trigger any traps, which can only mean one thing, this is a master.
"Let's go, let's go up and have a look!" Zhang Dong said and jumped out of the yard and chased after the man, and the fox hurriedly followed.
Zhang Dong chased for about five kilometers, and the man seemed to have noticed that someone was following him behind him, so he stopped abruptly and threw out a flying knife without looking back.
Zhang Dong was shocked in his heart, and hurriedly dodged, "Killer?" This skill, this killer must not be simple.
At this time, the person no longer ran away, and Zhang Dong also saw her appearance clearly, she was actually a woman, although she was not very beautiful, but she was also passable. "Say, what is the purpose of following me, or I will kill you!" said the female killer, a throwing knife already in her hand.
Zhang Dong looked at the gesture of holding the knife and the shape of the flying knife, and arched his hand and said, "If I guessed correctly, you are from the Flying Knife Gate, right?"
Flying Knife Gate is the second largest killer organization in China, Zhang Dong also went to learn flying knives with Yang Xinyan and Yang Kai when he was a child.
"Oh, you actually know the Flying Knife Sect, look at your body, are you also a fellow believer, may I ask which sect Your Excellency belongs to?" the female killer asked as she put the flying knife away.
"There is no door and no faction under it, a miscellaneous boy. I saw that you were so good at avoiding so many traps I had set around the villa, so I was curious to follow suit. Zhang Dong said.
"Oh, it turns out that the villa is yours, I said are you sick, what are you doing with so many traps around your house? Zhang Dong, who was scolded by the female killer, did not forget to praise himself.
Zhang Dong is full of black lines, how can this girl scold people!
"Since the girl is a fellow believer, then I won't bother and take my leave. Zhang Dong said and turned around and left.
"Wait!" The female killer suddenly stopped Zhang Dong, "Do you know how to get around Jinlin Community?"
Zhang Dong looked at the street he was on and said, "It's not far, you go to the intersection in front and turn left." ”
"Thank you, there will be a date later!" the female killer arched her hand at Zhang Dong and disappeared into the night.
"What kind of mission is she on, right? It's the first time I've seen a killer who can't even find her way, so I hope nothing happens to her. Zhang Dong muttered.
"Zhang Dong, your uncle, this seat has been chasing you for so long, just to say a few words? I thought you were going to fight!"
"Let's go!" Zhang Dong said, turning around and walking towards the villa.
When Zhang Dong returned home, he found that Situ Hongkun had woken up and was sitting at the dining table with a depressed face. And on the dining table were the empty plates that were swept away by Zhang Dong and others.
"Zhang Dong, your uncle, just punch me, you don't even leave me any food, it's unbearable, I have to fight with you today!" Situ Hongkun said and wanted to fight with Zhang Dong.
"Okay, okay, I'll take you out to masturbate, that's it!" Zhang Dong said.
"What is a skewer!" Situ Hongkun listened to it and asked with a confused expression, for a little Taoist priest like him who went down the mountain for the first time, skewers was an unfamiliar word.
"You'll know when you get there!" Zhang Dong said, dragging Situ Hongkun out of the door.
The two came to a food stall near the community, Situ Hongkun was not polite to Zhang Dong, crackled and ordered a large meal, asked for a case of beer, and began to eat and drink with a string of waists in one hand.
This can make the boss happy enough, he set up a stall near this villa community, and the business is not good. After all, some wealthy people don't want to eat this roadside stall at all, they think it's unhygienic. There are not many rich people like Zhang Dong who are down-to-earth.
"I said you can eat so many things?" Zhang Dong looked at the things on the table slowly, and asked blankly, even if he couldn't eat so many things in one breath!
However, half an hour later, Zhang Dong understood that his problem was superfluous, there were only bamboo skewers left on the table, and even a case of beer was drunk by Situ Hongkun.
Situ Hongkun burped with satisfaction, touched his stomach and said: "Cool, I haven't eaten so refreshing for a long time, this skewer is really delicious, Brother Zhang, for the sake of you inviting me to such a big meal, the previous grievances have been written off." ”
Zhang Dong was really shocked by Situ Hongkun, his own amount of food was already large enough, but he didn't expect Situ Hongkun's to be bigger than himself, and the most important thing is where did this box of beer go?
"Uh... As long as you're happy!Let's go after eating!" Zhang Dong stood up in a daze and went back to the villa with Situ Hongkun.