The cockscomb head is clamped between the crotch, and there is a rush of madness.

The body is disabled, and the heart is hard.

Listen to what he means, this ancestral Miao * knife, is he really not ready to return it to himself?

What should I do?

I knew I shouldn't have brought it out at all!

"My name is ...... My name is Tao Bao. The cockscomb replied like chewing wax.

Lu Ping asked: "What does it have to do with Ma Yun?"

"I didn't ...... It's okay! My surname is Tao, and his surname is Ma. Tao Bao explained with a blank expression.

Lu Ping nodded matter-of-factly: "Taobao, your name is so good." It's a fate to meet you today, and I'm really a treasure. Taobao, let me tell you, I took a closer look at your Miao * knife, it is a good knife, a genuine ancestral holy relic. Like you said, priceless. ”

Tao Bao emphasized: "Of course, I told you just now, this knife is my ancestor...... My ancestors used to be Sanpin guards with swords, people around the emperor. This Miao * knife ......"

He whined and said a lot.

Lu Ping asked: "Then since it is a priceless treasure, how can you think of it and give it to me?"

Who gave it to you?

Bandit!

Tao Bao hurriedly said: "Boss, let me discuss with you, you return the knife to me, I will exchange the money, can I exchange the money for the line?"

Lu Ping sternly refused: "No, I don't have a concept of money, so I like this knife." ”

Tao Bao said: "But it's ...... It's really useless in your hands, it's ...... It is the historical honor of our pottery family, and ...... and symbol, it's in your hands, it's actually like scrap metal...... Almost. ”

"!"

Lu Ping snorted coldly.

Then he stood up sharply.

Tao Bao was suddenly startled, what did he want to do?

Lu Ping walked up to Tao Bao, asked him to stretch out a hand, looked at it a few times, and said, "Stand up your palm!"

Although Tao Bao was puzzled, he still did it.

Before he could react.

I saw Lu Ping holding the Miao * knife and dancing wildly at his hand.

Brush Brush Brush Brush!

Swords!

Tao Bao's frightened face turned green.

When he looked down, he was not well.

Nima, is there any mistake?

All the nails on the five fingers have been shaved off?

That's ridiculous, isn't it? What kind of precision and control does that require?

"Do you dare to say that your knife is useless in my hand? You tell me, is it useful?" Lu Ping asked rhetorically.

Tao Bao said in shock: "It's useful, it's so useful, you ...... Are you still human?"

Lu Pingyi frowned: "You dare to scold me?"

"I mean...... I mean...... You are a god, you are a god, you are a sword god!" Tao Bao quickly exclaimed, "I'm afraid...... I'm afraid my ancestors are still alive, and I don't dare to ...... It is also impossible to shave off all the nails on your hands without hurting your fingers. You...... Have you practiced knives before, what kind of knife techniques have you practiced, so powerful?"

Lu Ping emphasized: "What kind of knife technique do you care I practice, let me ask you, is it worth it to give me your ancestral Qianniu knife?

Happiness?

Tao Bao didn't know where this so-called happiness came from.

The treasure of his family has become someone else's, where does the happiness come from?

It's a sense of loss.

It's hate.

But he didn't dare to say it directly, but nodded with humiliation: "You...... You can use it first, then. ”

Lu Ping said: "Listen to what you mean, do you still want to go back?"

Tao Bao cried with a sad face: "The main reason is that I can't explain to my family, this knife is ...... I stole it out to play, and I didn't say hello to my family. ”

"Then I don't care! I'll leave you a phone call in a moment, and remember to send me the scabbard. Lu Ping lazily talked nonsense with him again, and turned his head to see that Lu Kun had already sorted out the lost knives, guns and sticks of everyone, and was looking at himself expectantly.

He was asking God for forgiveness.

The other people were also shocked when they saw the scene of Lu Ping wielding a knife and cutting his nails.

They had been squatting on the ground for a while, their legs were numb, and no one dared to change their feet on their own.

This man is terrifying.

To deal with such people, I am afraid that it is necessary to use aircraft artillery.

The power of human beings seems to be beyond him.

"Brother Kun, it's your turn, transfer the money. Lu Ping sat down again and said to Lu Kun.

Lu Kun asked confusedly, "Turn ...... What are you transferring?"

Lu Ping said: "One hundred million! Wasn't it set just now, what, do you want to repay the debt?"

"No, no, brother. Lu Kun nodded and said, "Just now...... What we are talking about is...... I want you to compensate us 100 million. Did you forget?"

Lu Pingyi frowned: "What? I'll give you 100 million? Do you dare to ask for it?"

Lu Kun hurriedly said: "Don't want it, don't want it." Brother, why don't we ...... today? I'll have a dinner in the evening and apologize to you, and these three people on the ground, they'...... They're all at your disposal, and I won't blink. ”

The three who were still kneeling there.

Chen Junfeng.

Sun Zhe.

And bearded cooks.

Their knees and calves were already unconscious.

His face turned as pale as white paper.

They thought that Brother Kun would be able to turn the situation around and vent his evil anger for himself.

But the reality is that not only did Brother Kun come here, but even Brother Kun and the fierce men he brought were cleaned up by the other party. That's not all, even Brother Bao's ancestral Miao * knife was robbed by others.

Bad luck.

How did we meet such a powerful person?

Lu Ping said with a disdainful face: "Who is rare about your meal, you unpopular little rascals, are you qualified to eat with me Lu Ping? Look in the mirror first! A hundred million things are not missing." ”

Lu Kun squeezed his face and said with a wry smile: "One hundred million ...... True...... Not so much. If you don't charge less, 100,200,000, I'll transfer it immediately. This one...... There's another way, I'...... I'll get you a membership card for our coffee shop, with 100,000 ...... on it No, a million, you can spend whatever you want, you see that's okay, right?"

Lu Ping said angrily: "It's okay to be a fart! I still drink your coffee? Look at your employees' stinky virtues, hygiene and hygiene are not up to standard, and service services can't keep up, why am I here?"

Lu Kun said: "I'll let ...... I asked them to change! Sanitation should be cleaned and cleaned, and service should be upgraded. ”

"No, I can't. Lu Ping said impatiently: "Just discuss the 100 million in advance, whether you want to die or money, you choose!"

Lu Kun's face turned greener: "I...... But where can I get 100 million, I really don't ...... So much money. ”

Lu Ping asked rhetorically: "Do you dare to fool me, right? Did you say a sentence before, you said, 'Brother Kun, I have worked hard for so many years, and my worth is so much 100 million. I ask you, have you said that?"

Lu Kun reviewed it and really said it.

Nima, why am I saying this?

Isn't this selling yourself?

"Brother, I do...... Indeed, it was said. Actually...... In fact, what I just said was bragging and boasting. Lu Kun racked his brains to minimize the loss, so he sold miserably: "I'm a loser, and the money I earn is either to play with a car, or to buy a house, or ...... Either you a woman, and you really don't have any money in your hands......"

Lu Ping raised his hand and put the Qianniu knife across his neck.

"I have! I have! I have 100 million! I give!" Lu Kun immediately changed his words.

Lu Ping took out his mobile phone: "Then hurry up, I have to go back to work! If our boss counts me as absenteeism, this account will also be credited to you!"

Lu Kun's face was embarrassed: "No...... I can't turn it, I can't turn it now. ”

Lu Ping asked rhetorically: "Why?"

"Money...... The money is not in the card right now. Lu Kun explained: "It's all ...... I have bought wealth management products, and they have not expired, and the money is ...... The money can't be returned. ”

Lu Ping said: "How much money did you buy?"

Lu Kun said: "Nearly 100 million, more than 99 million." ”

Lu Ping frowned and said, "That's not enough!"

Lu Kun hurriedly said: "Enough is enough, there is still income, plus the income is more than 100 million." ”

"When will it expire?" Lu Ping asked again.

"And ...... A month. Lu Kun kept an eye on it this time, and deliberately reported more time, in fact, the financial management he bought expired the day after tomorrow.

In this way, there is at least room for buffering.

Maybe it will be able to turn the tide.

Lu Ping said: "You didn't lie to me?"

Lu Kun swore solemnly: "I didn't cheat, I didn't cheat! After a month, I promised...... Guarantee to make up 100 million. ”

"No, I don't see you kid in the right eyes, I have to check. Lu Ping urged: "Open your mobile banking and let me take a look." ”

Huh?

Lu Kun looked confused: "Look...... What do you think...... I ......"

Lu Ping said: "Open your financial management page, and I'll see if the money is enough and when it will expire." ”

"This ...... This ......" Lu Kun didn't expect the other party to be so rigorous, and seeing that he was about to show his stuffing, he simply took the initiative to admit it: "Just ...... I misremembered just now, I misremembered, it should be ...... It should be two days away. Two days later, I ...... I promise to send the money. ”

Lu Ping took the knife and put it on his face: "I warn you, playing tricks with me Lu Ping is not a fun thing, the risk will be very high, you have to think clearly." ”

Lu Kun hurriedly said: "Don't dare, don't dare." ”

"Alright, your business can be over. Lu Ping pressed the phone screen, looked at the time, and then looked up at the little hooligans squatting in a row in front of him, and said to Lu Kun: "These people can't come in vain, those who see it have a share." You're the boss, I'll give you a mission, give them all a penalty, and let them go. ”

Lu Kun asked tentatively, "Fine...... How much is the fine?"

Lu Ping stretched out a finger: "After all, they are also victims, just collect less, 10 million." ”

Ten million?

Is this called a little less?

The people who were on their knees were about to cry.

Money is a good thing.

But compared to life, money is a bastard.

Therefore, Lu Kun's collection work went very smoothly, and it took more than 9 million to count it in a short time.

There are still 600,000 left unsettled.

Lu Kun walked up to the cockscomb head Tao Bao and said to him: "There are still 600,000 yuan left, you come out." ”

Tao Bao said innocently: "Brother Kun, I have contributed an ancestral Miao * knife, it is a priceless treasure, why are you still asking me for money?"

Lu Kun emphasized: "Don't you see it? This is a new round of fundraising, and it has nothing to do with your lack of a knife." ”

Tao Bao shook his head: "I...... I don't have any money. ”

Lu Kun learned to land on Lu Ping and put a machete across his neck.

So the 600,000 was also gathered.

Ten million.

It was quickly transferred to Lu Ping's account.

And Lu Kun also gave Lu Ping an IOU of '100 million', which marked the date of repayment.

"Okay, you have to remember that I, Lu Ping, don't really want your money when I accept your money. Lu Ping didn't forget to explain to everyone: "Just like the traffic police department filming violations, fines are just a means, and the real purpose is to make you repent and reform yourself, and don't do things that violate the law and discipline." So, my original intention was to make you turn from evil to good, do you know what I mean?"

Everyone shouted in unison: "Understood." ”

But actually, what do you understand?

The robbery is so magnificent, this is the first time I have seen it.

But it can't be helped.

This guy is so powerful, and the dozen or so of them together are no match for others.

If you fall behind, you will be beaten.

Add a word: if you fall behind, you will be robbed.

Nima, who had originally discussed wanting to rob him, ended up robbing him with a counter-robbery...... The taste can be imagined.

Subsequently, except for Lu Kun, his fox friends and dog friends all hugged their heads and ran away.

Lu Ping said to him: "Go, call that border guard out, she has been avoiding it for a long time, does she want to stay in the toilet?"

Soon, the border guard was brought back by Lu Kun.

Bian Hu looked at the café and looked puzzled: "People...... What about people? What about them?"

Lu Ping said: "Everyone goes back to their own home, and everyone goes to find their mother." ”

"You...... You...... They didn't do anything to you, did ......they? Why do you have a sword in your hand?" Bian Hu leaned up in confusion and carefully examined Lu Ping's whole body.

Lu Kun on the side had a waxy face.

What about him? We almost lost our lives!

"It's a knife, not a sword. Okay, today's noon blind date is over, and I'm going back to work. Lu Ping said, and walked out of the coffee shop first.

Bian Hu followed suspiciously.

Yes?

At this time, a surprising discovery made Bian Hu's heart suddenly cold.

But Lu Ping walked and walked, and suddenly turned around and came back.

What is he going to do?

Bian Huhu's face was complicated, and when he looked at Lu Ping, he was no longer as infatuated as he was just now.

Lu Kun, who was sent out of the door, was shocked.

Ancestors.

What else are you going to do?