Chapter 14: The coffin board can't be pressed

The black donkey exclaimed, "Where did the vibration come from? Is it the coffin lid?"

"Wu Bin, what are you shaking? Are you scared to pee?" shopkeeper Liu shouted as he touched my lower back.

"Damn, it's my phone vibrating that makes you all confused me, wait a minute, I'll answer the phone first. ”

With that, I pulled out my phone and pressed the answer button.

"Brother Bin, when are you coming back......? She "heard the sound of Feng Bang's mallet on the end of her phone.

I anxiously asked, "Bang Bang, what's wrong? Didn't you ask you to change your spirit talisman regularly? Are you lazy brother-in-law?"

Feng Bangmao defended: "No, the spirit runes have been changing, but just now my sister seemed to be crazy, running around in the yard, and the jujube tree with a thick bowl mouth was interrupted by her, if I didn't run fast, my life would probably be gone!"

I wondered: "No, as long as you keep changing the spirit rune, the mana will not disappear, why did your sister suddenly lose control? Where are you now? Don't let your sister out!"

Shopkeeper Liu heard the general meaning, and muttered beside him: "Is it that the spirit rune is invalid, after all, you are a halfway monk, and the spirit rune drawn is likely to be ......."

I raised the spirit talisman I carried with me and pasted it on the door of Shopkeeper Liu's head, signaling him to shut up immediately, Shopkeeper Liu scolded angrily: "Don't give me face in front of the dead, you really have a kid." ”

I preemptively replied, "I know what's going on, mallet, from now on get out of your sister's way, I'm going to shovel the grass and eradicate the roots." ”

Feng Bangmao didn't know what I meant, but he still followed my advice and chose to hide on the roof.

I hung up the phone and found that everyone was looking at me blankly, so I squeezed out a little smile and said, "Why are you looking at me like this, you are all stunned? Now there is good news and bad news, which one do you want to hear first?"

"Being in such a fateful place, of course, you have to hear the good news first!" shopkeeper Liu said first.

The black stuffy donkey pursed his lips, as if he didn't agree with Shopkeeper Liu's proposal, but he was a step late, so he could only obey his wishes.

I patted the shopkeeper Liu on the shoulder and said, "The good news is that the mobile phone signal in this tomb is very good, and the call with the mallet just now is very smooth, in other words, if we are all here, you can still take the last breath to say goodbye to your relatives and friends, of course, you can also call the police for help." ”

Shopkeeper Liu took out his mobile phone with only a dozen percent of the battery left and showed it to me, lamenting: "You said it was late, I didn't bring a power bank, and my last words couldn't be written." ”

The black stuffy donkey urged: "Oh, don't talk about those useless things, what's the bad news?"

I pointed to the big gold coffin painted with vermilion lacquer in front of me and said, "It's the main owner inside, she knows that we are coming, and the yin spirit in the hairpin has also begun to haunt her, Feng Hui is out of control!"

Shopkeeper Liu interrupted: "No, how many yin spirits are there? Weasel is possessed, butterfly hairpin is possessed, is this soul splitting technique?"

I nodded and said, "Yes, don't forget that people have three souls and seven spirits, and this kind of thing is also written in "Strange Stories", in short, we must surpass the undead as soon as possible, the more we drag on like this, the more dangerous we will be." ”

I took out a stick of incense from my backpack and lit it, fastened it to the head of the coffin, and motioned for everyone to prepare to open the coffin.

Due to a series of things that happened just now, everyone's courage was not as big as before, and the legs and stomachs of Wang Ersho and the black stuffy donkey were trembling.

I also know that it is very dangerous to open the coffin rashly, but at this point, there is no other way, rather than dodging, it is better to face the main one.

"Everyone listened to my command, and when I shouted to three, I worked together to remove the coffin lid. I pressed my hands on the coffin board and explained to everyone, who nodded reluctantly.

"One...... 2. ......"

Just as I was about to shout three, suddenly, a weasel fell from the sky and came straight to my neck, its sharp teeth like a razor, once it bit the major artery of the neck, it must be more than lucky.

"Wow, eat me!"

I picked up the iron rod I had prepared in advance and smashed it at the weasel's celestial spirit cover, and with a "bang", the hot liquid sprayed everyone's faces.

"Okay, you're just going to open the scoop for it. Shopkeeper Liu looked at the weasel on the ground and wiped the blood on his face.

"Master, tofu brain, tofu brain......" Wang Ersho pointed to the weasel brain that was sprinkled on the ground.

The black stuffy donkey scolded: "Don't shout, don't shout, that's not tofu brain." ”

Wang Ersho stopped talking, but he didn't take his eyes off the weasel.

"Don't panic, everyone, let's open the coffin first, there's a weasel I don't know where it is, it will definitely ......" I soothed everyone's emotions while urging the coffin to be opened.

"Oops, my legs ......"

The black donkey screamed, only to see another weasel bite his calf.

Shopkeeper Liu picked up the iron rod in his hand and smashed it on the head, never wanting to be dodged by it, and there was a piece of bloody meat in his mouth.

"Brother, let's withdraw, hey, it hurts me......"

The black donkey fell down, I stepped forward to hold him, and quickly pulled out gauze to stop the bleeding, and the weasel stood half a meter away from me, his eyes wide and fierce.

"Shopkeeper Liu, come and help, get rid of that weasel!" Shopkeeper Liu......" I opened my throat and shouted a few times, but there was no response, and I couldn't help but be stunned when I looked back.

Wang Ersho grabbed the neck of the shopkeeper Liu with both hands, with a posture of wanting to put him to death, this scene reminded me of the scene when Feng Hui pinched the shopkeeper Liu before, and saw that the yin spirit controlled Wang Ersho and wanted to borrow a knife to kill.

"Shovel, are you crazy?" cried out to the black donkey, enduring the pain in his legs.

"Ahem...... Save ......" Shopkeeper Liu wanted to get rid of, and made a sound from his throat with difficulty.

I took out a spirit talisman and pasted it on Wang Ersho's head, he stopped exerting his strength in an instant, and I pushed it to save the shopkeeper Liu.

"Ahem...... I was almost strangled to death by Feng Hui before, and now I was almost strangled to death by a mentally retarded person, I might as well die in the hands of a woman!" shopkeeper Liu half-squatted on the ground to rest.

Suddenly, the weasel ran towards Liu's shopkeeper, and I picked up the military shovel to meet it, but at the moment when I was about to hit it, the weasel actually turned around in the air, and the butt came to me with a stench.

"Ahem...... Damn, they all say that the weasel's fart is comparable to a chemical weapon, and today is considered to be an experience, cough cough ...... "I quickly dodged, but the stench instantly filled the entire tomb, and everyone complained again and again.

"Wu Bin, you kid did a good thing, this fart is really stinky. Shopkeeper Liu pointed and scolded.

I didn't bother to explain anything, picked up the shovel and chased the weasel, only by destroying it, can I carry out the next plan, otherwise even if I wasn't killed by the yin spirit, I would be stinky to death by the weasel's fart, but I couldn't catch up with the four-legged weasel with two legs, and in the end I was so tired that I only gasped, and a lot of stench was inhaled into my lungs, which made me dizzy.

I took out a few mints and gave them to Shopkeeper Liu and the black stuffy donkey, hoping to offset the stench in the air.

", this is the most special mint I've ever tasted. Shopkeeper Liu spat on the ground, then tilted his body and fell down.

The black stuffy donkey exclaimed: "My dear mother, was Shopkeeper Liu smoked to death by a weasel's fart?"

Without waiting for me to answer, the weasel went to the neck of the shopkeeper Liu, I wanted to step forward to stop it, but the distance was a little far, so I had to throw the military shovel in my hand at the weasel, but it was easily dodged.

"Shopkeeper Liu, wake up the, the weasel is rushing at you. I shouted hysterically.

The weasel is getting closer and closer to Shopkeeper Liu, and it only needs to bite the neck of Shopkeeper Liu, and blood will gush out of the ruptured artery, and Shopkeeper Liu will definitely die at that time.

I was in my throat with the black donkey's heart, afraid to look directly at what was about to happen, and unable to turn my attention elsewhere.

"Master Donkey, open the coffin with me, that weasel is the patron saint of the yin spirit, only by opening the coffin can it attract its attention, and Shopkeeper Liu has a chance of surviving. "I picked up the black donkey and came to the coffin, and moved the coffin lid with all my strength, but only a few centimeters of gap was removed, and the coffin lid seemed to be sucked from the inside.

At this time, the weasel had already arrived in front of Shopkeeper Liu, and the next step was to attack.