The scene of the competition.

The entire stadium was pitch black at this moment, only the projection screen on the big screen remained, like a movie theater, and the atmosphere was very well placed.

At this time, as the lights went out, a countdown appeared on the screen.

After three seconds, the entire screen lit up, and people and landscapes appeared.

All the audience in the audience looked forward to it, wanting to know what kind of brilliant sparks He Xiao and Xiao Jitong collided in three hours.

In the picture, the first shot is very dim, with a terrible green, and then a group of zombies with dead faces float by.

As soon as this scene came out, all the audience was stunned.

What the hell is this? Horror movie?

The tutor and the ten-person review group were also stunned, confused, and didn't know what the situation was.

But the next moment, they suddenly came to their senses, because after the camera turned, the filter and style of the whole film changed back to normal, this seemed to be a studio, He Xiao was wearing a straight suit, was standing behind a camera, poked out half of his head and shouted: "Ka! ”

He stepped out from behind the camera with small steps, stood in front of a group of group performers who were as sluggish as a wooden stake, and said bitterly: "Now we are not making ghost movies, although you are all playing passers-by, but they all have life and soul, especially when we have the opportunity to perform on the same stage with the action actress Qi Xiao, we should cherish it even more!

A series of lines were read, and the audience watched it with relish.

Yiguang looked sideways at Qi Xiao beside him, and asked quietly, "Yo, where are you here?"

"That's!" Qi Xiao raised his eyebrows proudly, and a mysterious smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

In the movie, the picture returned to the camera again, the group of performers were still listless and floated in front of the camera, He Xiao frowned, leaned out half of his body and shouted "Ka", he was about to continue to teach them how to act, when suddenly his head was slashed on his scalp by a flying palm.

"Who the hell are you?"

A man with field affairs came over menacingly, and it was Xiao Jitong's character who appeared.

He Xiao was a little embarrassed, rubbed his palms and explained: "Eh, I'm an actor." ”

"Aunt Xia, what is this guy doing?"

Then without waiting for He Xiao to finish speaking, Xiao Jitong impatiently beckoned to the group leader to ask.

The head of the group is a woman who looks a little stupid, and she doesn't know where the program team recruited the actors, so she trotted all the way to the front at this time, pointed at He Xiao's nose and said truthfully: "Brother Xiao, this guy is a trick!"

"Please, did you make a mistake? Just let the idlers mess with my machine?" Xiao Jitong asked angrily.

And the actress who plays Aunt Xia's acting skills is also very good, she held a roll of paper in one hand, and gestured in the air, explaining: "I'm sorry Brother Xiao, I went to just now, and when I saw that he was idle, I asked him to help rehearse and move." ”

"Oh, don't think about these things, hurry up and find me a few people who can react and act!

As soon as he heard this, He Xiao's whole body pounced, re-entered the mirror, and said, "Let me come, Brother Xiao." ”

"You?" Xiao Jitong's eyes were full of suspicion, and he said casually: "Make a nervous expression and take a look." ”

"Hmm...... As far as nervousness is concerned, there can be several kinds. ”

He Xiao looked serious, just like opening a group to talk to a group of performers, and introduced him to Xiao Jitong.

Xiao Ji was also interested when he heard this, and said in disbelief: "Wait for your wife to give birth in the hospital." ”

After he finished speaking, He Xiao immediately entered the state, his eyes were solemn, looking left and right, fidgeting.

"My son was born. Xiao Ji looked interesting, and hurriedly said another one.

He Xiao followed and made corresponding movements.

"My wife is dead. ”

"The son is a genius who knows how to call Dad. ”

"He's got a cock on his head, and it's deformed. ”

"Winning Mark Six jackpot. ”

"My son is dead. ”

“……”

"Hey, my son is dead!"

“……”

Xiao Ji said a lot in a row, and He Xiao reacted accordingly, but stopped in the link of "my son is dead".

He Xiao stretched out his tongue exaggeratedly, didn't react for a long time, and then recovered his spirit and explained: "No, if a person is hit too hard, he will enter a state of mental shock and no longer react." ”

"Damn, is there anything else?" Xiao Ji shaved He Xiao's scalp with a disappointed face, and walked to the other side frantically.

The audience watching the movie couldn't help but laugh out loud when they saw this scene.

He Xiao's series of different reactions just now is too funny and too incredible, how can a person make so many different reactions in a short period of time?

The word acting is best interpreted at this moment.

This scene is the most classic part of the original film in the black mobile phone world, there are several scenes in "The King of Comedy" that are very exciting, here is a paragraph, teaching Liu Piaopiao to act is a paragraph, and confessing "I raise you" is another paragraph.

The title of the program group this time is "The Down-and-Out Actor", and there is no specific designation of the movie, so if the script is created with this idea in mind, the first thing He Xiao thought of was the first half of "The King of Comedy", and Yin Tianqiu's character design fits this topic too well.

"The King of Comedy" naturally has the elements of a comedy, and the strong nonsensical style cannot be erased, and the audience laughed out loud as soon as the film started.

However, everyone is not too surprised, because He Xiao's positioning in the film and television industry was originally a "comedian", and the success of "Charlotte's Troubles" has made Charlotte's image deeply rooted in the hearts of the people.

"He Xiao really has a talent for funny. ”

On the mentor's stage, a camera flicked over, Yi Guangyuan made a comment, and then looked at Qi Xiao and said, "By the way, did you make a cameo?"

"You'll find out in a minute. Qi Xiao smiled at him, and his eyes signaled to look at the big screen first.

……

The film continues to play.

After being rejected by Xiao Jitong, He Xiao asked Aunt Xia very seriously and puzzled, "Aunt Xia, what did I do wrong?"

"I don't know what you're doing!" Aunt Xia spread her hands.

"Is there something wrong with my expression just now?"

"I don't know what you're doing. ”

Aunt Xia had a sad face and a helpless face, I have to say that the actor who played Aunt Xia is too powerful, He Xiao doesn't know where the program team found it, during the filming, I only listened to He Xiao say the play once, and the emotions were expressed.

"Aunt Xia, you don't have any tricks in that class!" Xiao Jitong, who had just left the camera, came back and complained to Aunt Xia.

Aunt Xia's hand holding the rolling paper pointed at the group of zombie actors and said, "That's already done." ”

"Lao Xiao, are you okay? The director is waiting to hire people!"

When Xiao Jitong was about to get angry, as soon as the camera turned, someone on the set had already begun to call him.

"Okay, okay, director, I'm coming soon. Xiao Jitong immediately changed his happy appearance and waved his hand at the man, then turned around and switched to the fierce god and evil mode, pulled He Xiao, gritted his teeth and said, "Hey, it's you!

In just such a shot, Xiao Jitong's expression control skills are fully displayed, and the two faces are naturally switched, which makes many people feel his superb acting skills.

Although Xiao Jitong is an international superstar and walked into Hollywood with a Chinese face, in the impression of many people, he is more "hit" in, and the beautiful action scenes make many people ignore his acting skills.

In fact, only iron fans or people who are good at careful observation will find that compared with his skills, in fact, Xiao Jitong's acting skills are also among the best in China, and they are not much worse than Qi Xiao and Zhang Ming.

Although he is not from a professional class, his decades of experience in the film industry are his best teachers.

On the screen, everything has been transferred to the room, and He Xiao is wearing a priest's costume and is standing in the center of the crowd at a loss.

"Lights?"

"The lights are ok. ”

"Props?"

"It's been ready for a long time. ”

"Actors, ready!"

Xiao Jitong shouted around in the filming venue, and then sat down on the chair exaggeratedly, and was about to start filming.

He Xiao looked at it, and hurriedly stopped: "Brother Xiao, interrupt, it's like this, according to the background and personality of the character, I think the rhythm of the performance is a little more naughty, but it is a little contradictory, do you think this is good?"

Xiao Jitong was holding a cigarette in his hand, and he was stunned by him, and then nodded and said, "Okay, turn on!"

"The third scene of the fourth shot for the first time!"

The clapperboard was detained, and the next moment a gunshot rang out, and a string of red and bright blood instantly spurted out of He Xiao's chest.

The audience was a little unresponsive for a while, and their faces were dumbfounded.

You co-authored a lot of things with the director, making it seem like you were a corner, but in fact, Ya is a trick that will be finished as soon as you appear?

A group of people first twitched the corners of their mouths, and then laughed unbridledly, this nonsensical style, not to mention this stage, is also very rare in the entire Chinese film industry.

In the world of He Xiao, nonsensical performances exist, but they are far less prosperous than the development of the black mobile phone, there are almost no representatives, and they belong to niche films.

In the world of black mobile phones, the nonsensical style has a long history, not to mention that in the 90s, it was carried forward by Stephen Chow, becoming the first person to be nonsensical in Chinese films, and establishing the title of "King of Comedy".

This is a valuable resource from another world, He Xiao once thought that if he had the opportunity, he could pay tribute to the star master in the air and put those classic nonsensical films on the big screen of his own world.

The screen returned to the recording site of the program, and the video shot at the second scene was still playing.

He Xiao and Xiao Ji stood under the stage and watched the audience together, it is impossible to say that they are not apprehensive, because He Xiao does not know if this form of performance will be accepted by the audience.

I don't know if his acting skills will be recognized without the help of the black phone this time.

But he himself thinks that it shouldn't be a big problem, Yin Tianqiu's role is too similar to him, they are all small and transparent on the road of their respective careers, they do things seriously, and they want to mix up their careers, He Xiao has had those humble experiences, and he can empathize with the performance.

On the screen, with the sound of that gunshot, the scene instantly became chaotic, and a fight scene came.

I saw a figure wearing a black leather coat with long hair flowing through the window in the air, armed with a knife and gun, and entered the crowd for a burst of killing.

And as soon as this murderous woman appeared on the stage, there was an uproar now.

Because this person turned out to be the mentor of the group next door, Qi Xiao!

"You really went to make a cameo!" Yi Guangyuan looked at Qi Xiao beside him with an expression that I had guessed, and the latter was covering his face, a little shy and afraid to look directly at the camera.

Her operation is indeed too sassy, obviously it is the program of her own group next door, but she went to make a cameo, which has a taste of a spy.

In fact, this was purely a coincidence, when she finished filming her own scene with Shu Tingting, it was not her turn to interview, and she was idle and had nothing to do, so she went to watch the filming process of the other two groups.

When passing by He Xiao's group, He Xiao was hesitant to delete the scene about this actress, because there was no suitable candidate to play the role of Mok Wenwei, and as a result, Qi Xiao, who was passing by, was invited into the group.

Shu Tingting, who was watching the show in the front row of the audience, was stunned, with a black question mark on her head, and even she didn't know when her mentor ran into someone else's group.

Bang bang!

There was a deafening gunshot on the big screen, this scene is a duel between He Xiao and Xiao Jitong, and the presence of the protagonist cannot be weakened by putting the cart before the horse, so the fight scene is not as long as in the original movie, only three or five shots are used, and a few seconds are brushed by, and it goes directly to the end of the gunfight scene.

And after everyone fell, on the screen where only the protagonist should have been left, He Xiao covered his stomach and staggered from behind and suddenly entered the mirror.

Xiao Jitong, who was originally very satisfied, blew up all of a sudden, stood up and shouted, "Card!"

"What's that guy doing in the back? You're dead!"

He pinched a cigarette in his mouth, pointed at He Xiao and scolded: "Why can't you die when you die?"

"That's right, because the character I designed is more mischievous, so the underlying line in my heart is that I don't want to die. He Xiao explained to him in a serious way, with a clear eye.

Xiao Jitong was crazy, and said with exaggerated movements: "You have to die if you don't want to die!"

"Actually, I'm going to die soon, if you give me a little more time, I'll be completely dead. He Xiao pinched his fingers and said seriously.

Perhaps "The King of Comedy" is the only movie in Stephen Chow's nonsensical style that does not have a pompous expression, and Yin Tianqiu has a very serious face from beginning to end.

That expression is not pretended, he really thinks about it from the characterization of the character, but the starting point is not quite right.

"Hey, do you know how many negatives you need to use in a second?" Qi Xiao, who had been listening silently beside him, stood up at this time and stared at He Xiao and asked.

He Xiao showed a respectful smile for his seniors, "There are twenty-four grids, Sister Qi." ”

"Do you know how many seconds there was in that shot just now?" Qi Xiao's face was serious, and his voice gradually increased.

He Xiao rolled his eyes, "About a minute." ”

"Do you know how many seconds, how many negatives, how much money, and how much time and effort of the staff because you don't want to die!"

Qi Xiao entered the role very much, she broke out immediately, and her performance was very impactful and infectious.

He Xiao's expression gradually froze, and Xiao Jitong next to him also scolded at the right time: "What are you doing to eat!"

"Please, if you're looking for a trick, you have to find a more professional one! Change people and reshoot!" Qi Xiao was furious, and her last shot was to turn around and leave in a huff.

Then the picture gave a close-up of He Xiao's face, he was a little overwhelmed, a little guilty, standing there in a daze, his face was red and red ears when he was taught, and his shame completely covered him.

The heroine was angry and left, Xiao Jitong was also angry, and scolded He Xiao, "Be smart! Go home and think about how to die!"

Saying that, he pushed and kicked He Xiao out, and Aunt Xia said good things on the side, and pulled He Xiao out of the door while letting Xiao Jitong dissipate his anger, "Let's go." ”

"What did I do wrong, Aunt Xia?" He Xiao asked with a serious face, he really didn't know what was wrong with his intention to perform a good role.

Aunt Xia is just a group leader, she can't afford to offend the director or the heroine, so she sighed and said, "Don't ask me again, I don't know what you're doing." ”

"Then I'm ......"

"Let's go!"

"Oh, you reminded me, I'm going back to the neighborhood welfare club to open the door, and I'll be back soon. ”

"You don't have to come back, please don't let me carry the black pot anymore!"

Aunt Xia pushed He Xiao out like a plague god, and the scene turned again, and it was already outside.

He straightened his suit, and when he passed by the theater, he looked at the stacks of lunch boxes, and his eyes showed a flash of longing, and he paused, as if he was thinking about whether he was qualified to take this bento.

Perhaps for him, this is not only a lunch, but also proof of his being a member of the crew, and also a proof of being an actor.

After a brief hesitation, he reached out and quietly picked up a bento.

"What for!"

However, a large, powerful hand held him down.

"Hello big brother dramatist, I just want to get a bento. He Xiao said a little embarrassed.

"I didn't put on the meal!" the owner of the big hand coldly refused.

He Xiao hurriedly explained: "It's such a big brother, because I have to go first......"

"Then you go first!"

The drama directly interrupted him, and the whole person stood up, with a fierce look in his eyes that was a little familiar, it turned out to be Director Wang Shi.

The audience may not know Wang Shi, but the mentors and commentators present are very familiar with him, and they are all embarrassed at this time......

Wang Shi as a director, in fact, his acting skills are also okay, at this time, at least seven or eight points of Uncle Da's image was restored, and he said fiercely: "Do you know why you can't eat yet? It's because you bastard! You don't die when you die! Everyone has nothing to eat, and I don't eat either!"

"Don't you want to eat?

With a bang, Wang Shi threw the lunch box to the ground, scattering the leaves and rice all over the ground, and the white puppy came over to lick it.

He Xiao's expression was a little embarrassed and a little stiff, he felt like he was an existence that was out of place with this world, and he was abandoned, so he could only turn around and leave silently.

Wang Shi was still behind and was unforgiving, and scolded: ", you are a piece of! Life is cheaper than ants, I sit in a Mercedes-Benz, you pick your nose! Eat, eat!"

The last frame of the film was frozen on the back of He Xiao fleeing in a hurry, and the wry smile on the corner of his lips made all the audience watching the movie collectively silent.

The strange song humming in Wang Shi's mouth made this scene supposed to be funny, but everyone couldn't laugh.

He Xiao spent five minutes to create an image of a low-level actor who is eager to act and be recognized, and was scolded by the drama manager, the director, and the heroine, and even Aunt Xia, the only one who was good to him, disliked him and avoided him.

But what did he do wrong? He just wanted to play a good show, to put his whole heart into the role.

This may be a true portrayal of a low-level actor.

Everyone can be bullied, and they come and go when they are called, and their lives are cheaper than ants.

At this point, the performance of the script title "The Down-and-Out Actor" officially ended.