It turned out that the man's family did not only come to Zhang Zizai's wave.

The wealthy businessman rushed to the doctor when he was sick, and invited all the "gentlemen" he had seen and heard on the market to his home in one go.

Qiu Chuya, who set up a stall outside the gate of Hongyuan Temple, Niu Dali, who sells strong pills next to the train station, Bao Hao, who posted a small advertisement for resurrection in the urban village, Aunt Xiao, the goddess who jumped the god in the south of the city, and even a few people who carried a bunch of high-tech equipment and claimed to be experts in the supernatural scientific research team.

This group of "masters" of all kinds sat around, dressed in all kinds of strange costumes, staring at the "peers" around them with a vigilant face.

In fact, at a glance, you can see that most of this group of people are "fooling" people who have no cultivation, and they themselves have no confidence in this demon eradication operation, but in the face of the high bounty proposed by the rich businessman, they can't resist the temptation and come here to fish smoothly.

To paraphrase Niu Dali's words, maybe the character is good, and as soon as the king's overlord is revealed, Chakra suddenly erupts.

Although the only cartoon he has chased is the blue cat naughty 3000 questions, he doesn't know what Chakra is.

But that doesn't affect that.

Anyway, it doesn't matter if you can break out the chakra yourself, the important thing is how to make these peers unable to explode.

Therefore, before the monster appeared, their group of people was already fighting openly and secretly, and the battle of words and swords became a mess. What's more, they can't wait to make a big move and directly shock these competitors to death on the spot.

No, these strong men wearing the logo of the XX fitness club in front of Zhang Zizai are holding dumbbells at the moment, trying to use their muscles to shock the people around them.

Bai Maruzi on the side saw it and whispered in Zhang Zizai's ear: "After a while, we will follow behind these fierce men." ”

Zhang Zizai: "?"

Bai Wanzi: "Stupid, looking at their tendons and meat, they are definitely good material for sandbags, and when the time comes, they can temporarily make a cameo role in boiling Bing." ”

Zhang Zizai: "......"

These little brothers are okay, whether they have the ability to subdue demons or not, at least this sturdy body looks good.

But the rest of the people looked really a little uneven, crooked melons and cracked dates.

For example, not far from Zhang Zizai, a skinny man who is suffering from a series of urinary tract diseases such as dry urine, unclean urine, urine waiting, and urine dripping (Zhang Zizai has been here for five minutes, and he has been to the toilet six times), "I don't know what you think, you dare to come here without two brushes to cheat?"

When everyone was rebuked by him, their faces were full of indignation.

"Come on, you're a fortune teller, so don't pretend to be 2580,000 yuan here, what skills do you have that others don't know, can I still not know? It cost 800 yuan, stay for three minutes and leave!" replied a woman with heavy makeup.

The fortune teller was drinking tea, but he was picked up by a woman, and he couldn't hold back a "poof" sound, and sprayed all the tea on a man who was crowned opposite.

Xie Dingnan took out a tissue in disgust, and mocked while wiping it: "Are you embarrassed to run out to play for three minutes?"

The woman with heavy makeup mended the knife and said: "It took two and a half minutes to put on and take off!"

"It was an accident that day! The main reason was that I drank fake wine!" The fortune teller felt that he couldn't hold his face, so he retorted viciously: "Are you embarrassed to say that I?

"What's the matter, maybe the monster will take this bite, and it will fall under my pomegranate skirt in a while!" The woman with heavy makeup took out a bunch of cosmetics disappreciably, sat on the chair and made up for it: "In the past, there were Xu Immortal War Snakes, and now there is my Cuilian War Demon!"

"I heard that there are four of them!"

Cuilian smiled charmingly: "Four? It's not enough for the old lady to stuff her teeth!"

Xie Dingnan, who was on the side, suddenly came to his senses, and his eyes lit up and said: "It seems that Your Excellency is also a fellow believer! It's better to ......" Xie Dingnan attached his ear to Cuilian's side and whispered a few words quietly.

The two laughed and went straight to the toilet.

Before leaving, Xie Dingnan also asked Niu Dali to secretly take a small pill.

……

Seeing that the scene was getting more and more chaotic, the whole hall was like a sparrow's nest chattering and noisy, and everyone present was like eating Xuanmai, and those who knew and didn't know began to try their best to catch up with the shortcomings of their peers around them, as if they could make these 'masters' retreat and leave in shame by their mouths.

Anyway, this group of people are all well-trained experts, each of them has a face comparable to the city wall, no matter how others count themselves, they always maintain the demeanor of a fairy, and their faces do not change and their hearts do not beat and stand there majestically.

In desperation, the rich merchant had no choice but to stand up and start a round: "Don't quarrel, no matter who it is this time, as long as you can help me get rid of that monster, I am willing to pay you two..... No, 300,000 rewards!"

Zhang Zizai was immediately excited when he heard the rich businessman increase the price.

"Twenty percent of 300,000, that's a full 60,000 yuan!" Zhang Zizai was about to get up to take this errand, but he didn't expect to be taken first.

In the crowd, a white-haired old man stood up with the support of the child, and said tremblingly: "Let go...... Heart...... Bar...... This...... Item...... Affair...... Feeling...... Pack...... At...... I ......" halfway through the sentence, he actually snored.

Zhang Zizai looked at him word by word, and seriously suspected that if he didn't use monsters to appear, he would have to die first.

Seeing this, Bai Maruko couldn't help but complain: "This old man is like this, why do you come to join in the fun?"

After hearing this, the little boy on the side said angrily: "What do you know? My master is doing gong! He is practicing sleeping Arhat boxing!"

Zhang Zizai: "Sleeping Arhat Boxing?"

Xiao Tong held his head high and said proudly: "Exactly, my master once met the Dragon Descending Arhat in a dream, and the Arhat saw that my master had a wisdom root, so he asked his friend Fuhu Arhat to teach my master this set of Sleeping Arhat Fist!"

Zhang Zizai: "Why does this name sound so familiar?"

Foreign Taoist: "The dragon descending Arhat is his relative along the Dao, Dao Ji, and they all practice the exercises of the Arhat Gate. ”

Zhang Zizi recalled the Dao Yan'er monk who used boogers, stinky socks and farts as weapons, and felt nauseous, and hurriedly took a few steps back, far away from the two.

The little boy didn't know what to say, and thought that they were afraid of him, so he snorted coldly, turned around and stopped talking to a few people.

At this time, Cuilian, who had entered the toilet earlier, also walked out, scolding as she walked.

Niu Dali asked, "What's the matter?"

"What's the matter! The old lady gave him a 20% discount!"

Cuilian turned her head and glared at Xie Dingnan, and said angrily: "He told me that he was furious in bed!Who knows...... He's a koala!"