Chapter 1047: Miserable
But he said that Liu Wenzhang returned to the Huali Xiang Inn, and casually asked Tu Shanming, and learned that the Wuhao brothers had not come back yet, and Miss Huang was drinking alone in the back garden, obviously drinking alcohol, so he made up his mind that he would not go to the back garden if he was killed, so as not to use it as a punching bag for no reason and be someone's scapegoat.
"Brother Tu, let's also drink one? The fruit wine privately brewed in this inn tastes good, and Liu is a treat!" Liu Wenzhang went home, in a good mood, and actually asked for a drink.
Tu Shanming nodded, but this thing had a bad smile on his face, and said with a smile: "It's so boring for the two of us to drink!
Liu Wenzhang smiled knowingly, but immediately shook his head and said, "Shhh
Tu Shanming touched his nose and said with a smile: "Nonsense! Lao Tzu is not stupid! What are you messing with that tigress! Besides, she doesn't drink with us!"
"Then you said you want to find a sister to drink?" Liu Wenzhang said with a smile, and involuntarily remembered the beautiful shadow of Sister Aluo, and his nose suddenly felt a little sour.
Tu Shanming shook his shoulders and laughed: "That's why I want you to see and understand, Lao Tzu's ability! Believe it or not? Lao Tzu can immediately find a girl to drink with us!"
"I don't believe it!" Liu Wenzhang shook his head with a smile.
This is the Divine City, not the White Sun Gate, he Liu Wenzhang grew up in the Divine City, and he knows very well the taste of the girls in the Divine City, not to mention the little sister of the good family, even if it is those Qinglou women, they will not take a look at the Mr. Tu Shanming in front of them.
The reason is very simple, first, Tu Shanming's level is less than forty, and his strength is not top-notch, and second, Tu Shanming's clothes are up and down, and his clothes add up to less than three jade yuan, and this guy is unkempt, not much better than the stinky Hanako on the street, and the beauties of the Divine City will hook up with his kind of goods unless they are blind.
"Sister Xiaojuan, Lao Liu, please drink, come down and have a drink!" Who knows, Tu Shanming howled loudly at the top of his throat, and the sound shook the entire inn inside and out.
Soon, there was a reaction on the second floor of the inn.
Xiao Juan, the maid beside Her Royal Highness Princess Phantom Sea, poked her head out angrily and shouted angrily: "Who is your sister? Do I look old? Don't scream!"
"Sister Xiaojuan, Lao Liu just said, women can't drink! You are the same, you are not his opponent!" Tu Shanming shouted again.
Liu Wenzhang immediately panicked, thinking to himself how could this barbarian not cover his mouth and talk nonsense! If he offends the maid of Her Royal Highness the Princess, who knows what the consequences will be!
Sure enough, Tu Shanming's words had an immediate effect.
"Cut! The old lady can't drink you? Wait, don't be cowardly! Drink you two little rabbit cubs to death in a while!" Before the words fell, the maid Xiaojuan really rushed down from the second floor.
"Say it, what do you want to drink?" Sister Xiaojuan shouted with her domineering hands on her hips.
Tu Shanming stroked his palms and laughed on the side, but Liu Wenzhang was dumbfounded, thinking to himself Is this really Her Royal Highness's personal maid? How can she compete with the momentum of the shrews in the market.
"The shopkeeper, let's burn the knife three catties first, and the fruit wine is also faint!" Tu Shanming was afraid that the world would not be chaotic, and said.
Liu Wenzhang frowned slightly, and said, "Lao Tu, just burn the knife, how can the girl's family drink such strong wine?"
Without waiting for Tu Shanming to answer, Xiaojuan said lightly: "What's wrong with the girl's house? Can't you drink strong wine? Can't make a quick knife? Joke!
Liu Wenzhang had no choice but to go with her, this Xiaojuan girl has such a big tone, she should also be a hero in wine, it seems that she doesn't need to worry too much.
Soon, the innkeeper brought three catties of fine liquor burning knives, as well as a few dishes to accompany the wine.
They want to drink, and it's hard to serve the food quickly! Because Her Royal Highness the Princess of the Phantom Sea has already chartered the entire inn and chartered the service, so don't you do your best?
"Come, come, come! I'll do it first! You are free!" As soon as Tu Shanming, a brute, saw good wine, his stomach was like a worm scratching, and he was addicted to alcohol, and shouted happily.
He tilted his neck and poured down a large bowl, which was enough to burn a knife, and his face immediately turned red.
Liu Wenzhang first poured a small half bowl for Miss Xiaojuan, and then added half a bowl to his bowl, touched it with Tu Shanming, and drank it all.
The maid Xiaojuan was really a daring drinker, so she didn't say much, she tilted her neck and drank a little bit of wine in the bowl.
So, the three of them just toasted me for a bowl, I toasted you for a bowl, and soon drank the three catties of burning knives to seventy-seven eighty-eight, and there was nothing left.
The maid Xiaojuan's face was flushed, which added a bit of pretty.
"Miss Xiaojuan, drink slowly!" Liu Wenzhang was born in a big family, he knows etiquette, and he also thinks that the two old men, if they get the little girl drunk, what is the matter!
"Don't worry about it! mother-in-law!" Unexpectedly, Xiaojuan not only didn't appreciate it, but also gave him a blank look.
Tu Shanming looks at first glance, but in fact, he has a ghost in his heart! He didn't plan to do anything to other people's little girls at all, because this place is not up to him at all, he is a little brother who follows others, how dare he do that ridiculous thing, he is pure good wine, as long as there is good wine and someone to drink with him, he will be satisfied, whether you are a girl or a guy!
"Boss, let's get three more catties!" Sister Xiaojuan really didn't let her eyebrows go, and the more she drank, the more energetic she became!
Of course, the shopkeeper was willing, and he brought a jar full of six-pound burning knives, and said with a smile: "A few people just drink and have fun, this altar is mine, and no money is charged!"
No way, people open stores, they like the store to be lively and popular, don't look at you people chartering the venue, but the venue is deserted, the shopkeeper just feels aggrieved, and sees someone drinking and boxing, of course I'm happy!
The three of them made a big bowl of belly, and the maid Xiaojuan suddenly lay on the edge of the table, crying!
When she cried, Tu Shanming laughed, but Liu Wenzhang was saddened.
Drinking, drinking, drinking and crying the little girl, if Her Royal Highness the princess knew, she didn't know what she would think of us!
Liu Wenzhang sighed secretly in his heart, but he persuaded patiently: "Miss Xiaojuan, don't cry!
"Who said I can't drink it? I want to drink it! Old lady, I just feel aggrieved, I can drink if I want to, cry when I want to! Which green onion are you, can you manage it?" Xiaojuan girl had sharp teeth and sharp mouth, and Liu Wenzhang was speechless.
Tu Shanming laughed and said, "Then drink! How happy is it to drink wine! What do you want to do with those unhappy things?"
Liu Wenzhang saw that Miss Xiaojuan still wanted to drink, so he had to stretch out his hand, snatch the wine bowl from her, and said in a deep voice: "Enough! You drank too much!"
Miss Xiaojuan squinted her eyes slightly, like a lazy cat, blinked, and chuckled: "What's the matter?
After that, Miss Xiaojuan leaned over and snatched the wine bowl from Liu Wenzhang's hand.
In a hurry, Liu Wenzhang directly tilted his neck and drank all the wine in the girl's bowl.
His action is really hard to the extreme, but in the eyes of others, in addition to being hard and numb, there is also a little more whirlwind.
Xiaojuan also saw that her body shook slightly, and she really froze her body and looked at him in a daze.
Liu Wenzhang was drunk, and laughed miserably: "Are you unhappy?
"What's wrong with you, what's the unhappiness of you, feel better when you say it!" Xiao Juan suddenly became much quieter and said softly.
"Yes, if there's something unhappy, say it and make us happy!" said a slightly hoarse voice at the table.
It turned out to be Huang Shaotian, this beautiful swordsman didn't know when she walked into the hall, maybe she came in smelling the smell of wine, she sat opposite Liu Wenzhang with a calm face, and said lightly.
Liu Wenzhang shook his head and smiled bitterly, reluctant to speak.
"Let's talk! We are companions, if we say something, we will help you! If we can't help you, there will be him!" Huang Shaotian looked at the table and said word by word.
"Yes, you can say it! I'm dying! If I don't say it, how can I drink this wine?" said the little girl with drunken eyes slightly narrowed.
Liu Wenzhang smiled bitterly: "Okay! Then it's a story, and it doesn't hurt to tell it to you." But none of you can help with that, because I don't need anyone's help at all. ”
"A long, long time ago, about fifteen years ago! There was a guy who couldn't write or write, he didn't look good, and he was always laughed at for being timid, but he had a girl in his heart, and as long as this girl was laughing, he was happy, and when this person cried, he would be uncomfortable, very uncomfortable. ”
Later, one summer, the girl told him that she liked him and wanted to marry him. He was very happy, determined not to let his beloved girl be wronged, he wanted to work hard, he wanted to become more valuable, he wanted to be worthy of that girl. ”
"So, he got up every day before dawn to read, learn the art of war, and business operations, he knew that his qualifications were not high, and it was difficult to succeed in martial arts, so he studied hard and wanted to become the smartest person in the family!"
"What happened later, did he succeed?" the maid Xiaojuan hurriedly asked.
Liu Wenzhang shook his head and said with a wry smile: "Of course not! Because there are people who are smarter than him, his talent is not high, he can't learn martial arts, and his learning of literature is actually very average." ”
"Oh, that's not what you can do?" Xiao Juan sighed.
"Yes, he really doesn't have any skills, but he has a cousin who has good qualifications and is a good material for martial arts. So he thought that he might as well be his cousin anyway, so he worked hard to earn money, and at the age of fourteen he went to the market to buy and sell, and was often beaten. ”
However, although he was not successful in civil and military affairs, he learned to be thick-skinned, and his business got better and better, earning a lot for his family, and all the resources he earned were smashed on his cousin. ”
"And then, has his cousin become famous, and has he participated in the Seed Tournament?" asked the maid Xiaojuan with a curious face.
"There's been a lot of things and a lot of opportunities. This guy even served as a city lord for a few years, looting people's wealth and being spurned by others. Liu Wenzhang preached quietly.
In fact, several people present knew that what he said was actually himself.
It's just that they don't know Liu Wenzhang's origin, they only know that he is Wu Hao's brother, and he has a lifelong friendship and has always been by Wu Hao's side.
Now listening to him, I know that he actually served as the lord of the city, although this official position is nothing in the Divine City, but outside the Divine City, he is the lord of a city, and he is an important person who holds the power of the whole city.
"What about later? He must have been very majestic when he became the lord of the city! Did he marry the girl he loved?" the maid Xiaojuan was not interested in someone's history, but was more interested in love stories.
A touch of bitterness flashed on Liu Wenzhang's face, he took a big sip of wine, shook his head and laughed miserably: "Of course not!"
"What a big family! It's already good for an unqualified guy to be the lord of a city by himself!" Xiao Juan blinked and comforted.
"What about the girl?" Huang Shaotian said with a faint smile.
Liu Wenzhang laughed miserably: "The girl is with his cousin! He is like a mourning dog, he only dares to peek twice from a distance, and then he can only wish them happiness." ”
"I'll go! He's too stupid! What! If it's Lao Tzu, he will be carried away with a knife in his hand! What bullshit family, cousin, girl, Lao Tzu don't want it all! Kill the ball, save the trouble!" Tu Shanming shook his head and sneered on the side, and took a big sip of wine.