Chapter 1031: Seppuku Suicide!
Chapter 10031 Seppuku suicide!
said that it was force, but of course Yang Tian couldn't use too much force, otherwise, with his palm power, he could directly slap Lin Xiaojun's head off casually.
But...... This slap was enough to restart Lin Xiaojun's down-of-order head.
Lin Xiaojun screamed in pain, covered his head and gasped for a long time.
But when he looked up again, he finally realized that it wasn't a dream.
"Huh...... It really hurts, it's not a dream!" Lin Xiaojun said with wide eyes, "I...... I actually saw Ye Ziling in reality? Still sitting at the same table? Oh my God......
"Lin Xiaojun, can you give me a little bit of normal?" Yang Tian said helplessly, "If you continue like this, don't say that I know you." ”
"Normal...... How is it normal? This ...... This...... This is Ye Ziling!" Lin Xiaojun was very excited, but he didn't even dare to look at Ye Ziling again, for fear that he would faint with excitement if he looked at it again.
This formation...... It's probably similar to the fans who were handsomely fainted by Michael Jackson at the concert......
Ye Ziling felt a little embarrassed and embarrassed when she saw Lin Xiaojun like this.
She thought for a moment and said, "Uh...... Your name is Lin Xiaojun, right? ”
"Yes!" Lin Xiaojun's body straightened up in an instant.
The corners of Ye Ziling's mouth curled, and he said, "First of all, thank you for liking me." It's because of you fans that I've been able to get to where I am today. But...... I also want you to know that I'm just a normal person away from work, so you don't have to be too reserved. It's nice to relax a little, okay?"
Ye Ziling's words, to Lin Xiaojun's ears, were no different from Xianle, and he was almost fainting with joy when he heard it.
Where else could he refuse?
He immediately nodded frantically, his face as red as a monkey's butt.
However, he still didn't dare to glance at Ye Ziling generously, he only dared to peek at it, that situation was like a pilgrimage, and he didn't dare to have the slightest blasphemy.
Yang Tian and the three of them also had no choice but to take this guy, they looked at each other and couldn't help but smile bitterly.
"Come on, order food. I guess this guy will be able to return to normal only when he eats. Yang Tian shrugged his shoulders and said.
"Okay, yes!" As soon as he said what to eat, Xue Xiaoxi immediately became excited, "I'm so hungry, hurry up!"
……
Facts have proved that in terms of Lin Xiaojun's obsession with Ye Ziling, even Yang Tian's judgment is not accurate enough.
Even though the dishes with all the colors and flavors had already been presented, Yang Tian, Xue Xiaoxi and Ye Ziling had already eaten, Lin Xiaojun still looked like a fool, he didn't eat much things, he didn't drink drinks, he just blushed and smirked, and laughed from time to time, which was really a headache.
And this kind of performance...... It wasn't until a certain moment that the drink changed, Yang Tian got up and went to the front desk to get a new bottle of Coke, returned to the room, stood next to Ye Ziling and put the drink on the table, and when he turned around, he gently supported Ye Ziling's fragrant shoulder.
Just this moment!
Lin Xiaojun suddenly became angry and said, "Hey, you guy, don't touch the purple spirit!"
When Yang Tian heard this, he couldn't help but laugh and said, "What's the matter? I can't touch it yet?"
"The members of the Purple Spirit Knights are here! If you want to touch her, step over my corpse first!" Lin Xiaojun stood up, and the soul of the second middle school was burning.
"Poof" Xue Xiaoxi couldn't help but burst out laughing.
Ye Ziling also felt a little ashamed and couldn't help laughing.
Yang Tian was a little unhappy, and deliberately put a hand on Ye Ziling's fragrant shoulder, and said, "I'll touch it, how can I drop it?"
Lin Xiaojun's eyes widened and said, "Quickly let go of your hand, otherwise...... Otherwise, I'll kill myself!"
Yang Tian couldn't help but smile more and more, and he was really unconvinced. He bowed down slightly and directly hugged Ye Ziling's body.
Because it was a joke, Xue Xiaoxi saw this action, although it was a little tasteful, but he didn't think much about it, he just thought that Yang Tian was funny.
But Ye Ziling ...... Being hugged by Yang Tian like this, his body stiffened slightly, and his little face turned red all of a sudden.
She turned her head, glanced at Yang Tian, and said in a voice that only the two of them could hear, "You...... What are you doing...... What are you looking at?"
Yang Tian smiled, and said with a smile: "Don't you see, that guy Lin Xiaojun actually dares to threaten me." I'm going to show him if I dare to touch you. ”
As he spoke, he deliberately pretended to be embarrassed and looked at Lin Xiaojun triumphantly.
But in the next second, his expression froze slightly......
Because Lin Xiaojun was actually holding a slender and long sharp thing in his back, aiming its tip at his belly, posing as if he was about to be generous and righteous, his face was full of determination.
And that slender thing......
Yang Tian took a closer look...... Is that......
Chopsticks?
"If you don't let go, I'll take this chopsticks and kill myself!" Lin Xiaojun generously threatened.
Yang Tian was stunned.
Xue Xiaoxi was stunned.
Ye Ziling was stunned.
And then......
Everyone laughed.
Laughter rang out.
……
An hour later, the meal was finished.
Walking out of the restaurant, looking at the sky that had already darkened, and blowing a cool breeze, Lin Xiaojun was finally normal.
"Are you awake now?" Yang Tian asked, curling the corners of his mouth.
Lin Xiaojun's expression was embarrassed, and he smiled bitterly and said, "I'm sober." Belch...... I'm sorry, I was so excited just now, my brain short-circuited, and I ...... It's so weird. ”
Yang Tian smiled and said, "Okay, we all know it." No one will blame you. As a fan, it's amazing that you make your idol laugh so many times at a dinner. ”
Lin Xiaojun's expression suddenly became even more embarrassed, and he lowered his head and said, "Don't laugh at me, okay...... Alas, it's so embarrassing, it's rare to have a chance to see an idol and behave so well. ”
"Okay, okay, don't think about it so much," Yang Tian patted him on the shoulder and said, "There will be a chance to meet in the future, don't be too annoyed." ”
"Really?" Lin Xiaojun was a little excited again.
"But you have to make sure you don't be so stupid next time. Yang Tiandao.
"I promise! next time...... Definitely not anymore. Lin Xiaojun said immediately.
……
Lin Xiaojun went back alone.
Yang Tian got into a taxi with Xue Xiaoxi and Ye Ziling.
Ye Ziling was slightly startled when she saw Yang Tian getting into the car, and said with some surprise: "What are you doing here? We can go back ourselves." ”
Yang Tian hugged Xue Xiaoxi, smiled, and said, "I haven't been to Luoyue's villa for a long time, now I'm going to be a guest." Incidentally...... Eat a meal of meat. ”
After speaking, he opened his bloody mouth and bit Xue Xiaoxi's white and cute little face viciously...... provoked the girl to be coquettish for a while......