Chapter 1110: Praise from Tourists and Swearing from the Media
"Xiao Feng, it's good that you're here. ”
Li Fuyuan breathed a sigh of relief when he saw Li Feng coming. "You arrange it here, and I'll go and invite the county magistrate and the township magistrate. ”
"Okay, Fifth Uncle, go over. ”
Li Feng is familiar with this side of the stage, all of them are arranged by himself, and he gets started quickly. "Ready, start in ten minutes. ”
The actors and technicians performing behind the stage have already put on their makeup and are ready. "Ladies and gentlemen, I will respect you at noon. ”
"Boss Li is too polite. ”
"Boss Li, don't worry, the big guys have taken out their unique skills. ”
"No, we can't let the city people see the jokes. ”
With the county magistrate Guo and the township magistrate Chen, the village chiefs and cadres of each village took their seats, the gongs and drums sounded, and thousands of tourists sat down, and the lion and dragon dance began.
"That's good. ”
There were more and more tourists, and when they heard the movement, the tourists rushed over, and after a while, there were two or three thousand tourists at the entrance of the village. "It's so hilarious. Yuzu looked at Li Feng, who was busy, and said with a wry smile.
"It's quite lively. ”
Liu Si didn't think as much as Yuzu, so sad.
At the end of the opening performance of the tourism festival, County Magistrate Guo, Township Mayor Chen, and Li Fuyuan all came to the stage to speak, and the three of them all spoke a few words, and the whole thing took less than 20 minutes. According to what County Magistrate Guo said, tourists are not here to preach for themselves.
People come to see special performances, play special scenic spots, and eat special food, but they don't come to see the characteristic old man. Of course, Guo Zheng was amused, the county magistrate was very interesting, and the tourists laughed good-naturedly.
"Thank you County Magistrate Guo for taking time out of his busy schedule to come to the tourism festival site, and thank you for all the guests and friends present. ”
Li Feng said with a smile. "Come here, I, the host, dare not say anything else, play well, eat well, bring beautiful photos, special food, souvenirs to play happily, go home happily, don't talk nonsense, come to some real work for everyone to see. ”
As he spoke, the master and apprentice who performed climbing the knife mountain came on the stage. "Climb on the knife and listen to the sound. As he spoke, Li Feng picked up a small hammer and knocked it a few times, and then took a banana and pressed it slightly, and the banana was cut into two pieces.
"Wow, that's sharp. ”
"It's so sharp, you really want to climb it barefoot?"
"It's not easy. ”
"Awesome. ”
The onlookers raised their cameras, looking forward to it. "Everyone come to applause, cheer for our master, and cheer up. ”
One after another, the applause became more and more enthusiastic, but fortunately the area at the entrance of the village was large enough, otherwise thousands of people would not be able to squeeze in, and even so, there were still some tourists who had to stand on the houses in the distance to see the performance.
The stage is high enough, but there are too many people, the applause is warm, the master of the performance is working harder, all of them are local characteristic performances, all villages have contributed to the program, and Li Feng made a cameo appearance as a host.
During the performance, while introducing the characteristics of the village where the master of the program team came, snacks, interesting things and so on.
"Xiao Feng, this baby is really capable. ”
"It's not like a star on TV. ”
"What, isn't Sanzi a star now. ”
Some elderly people in the village stood on the second floor of their homes to join in the fun and watch the show.
"Village Chief Li, there is this child in your village, it is difficult to think about underdevelopment. County Magistrate Guo said with a smile.
"County magistrate, you don't know that Li Jiapo's average per capita income last year exceeded 30,000. Chen Ke said with a smile. "This year, I can ask for 50,000 yuan without doubling it. ”
County Magistrate Guo was really shocked, the per capita income is 30,000, this is the family income, the family's extra income is not 200,000 or 300,000, this is in the capital, the magic capital, the flowers are nothing, you may buy a house of one or two square meters.
But in Xiangxi, in Dongling, this kind of poor city and county, this is definitely a high income. "Good guy, Village Chief Li, this matter needs to be publicized well. ”
"Chen Ke, you have to talk to me about it when you go back, okay, I'm going to make a big move for you quietly. "Although County Magistrate Guo knew that Li Jiapo had been doing well recently, he didn't expect his income to be so high.
"This is all the good of the township chief's leadership. ”
Li Fuyuan smiled and slapped Chen Ke with a big ass.
"Lao Li, I don't dare to take this credit. ”
Chen Ke pointed to Li Feng on the stage and said with a smile. "County magistrate, if you don't believe it, Li Jiapo, no, the surrounding villages can develop, if you want to talk about credit, Xiaofeng is definitely the biggest. ”
"This kid is rich and doesn't forget his hometown. ”
County Magistrate Guo has also heard that Li Feng donated tens of millions of dollars last year alone, all in the mountainous areas of Xiangxi. Li Feng didn't know that County Magistrate Guo and Chen Ke, Li Fuyuan also had a group of village cadres, and the village chief praised himself.
Just over halfway through the performance of this show, Li Feng wiped a handful of sweat, it is really not easy to be the host, especially among the tourists, there are many fans of their own, one by one, screaming and making a fuss.
"Okay, then I'll put on a show to cheer everyone up. ”
Li Feng said with a smile. "Let's do a trick. ”
Li Feng's hand shook as he spoke, and his right hand, which was originally empty, waved, and there were some sweets mixed in the petals in the sky. "Wow. ”
"It's full of flowers. ”
"It's so beautiful. ”
Compared with the girls' eyes, the children prefer the candy that falls from the sky, although there are not many, but a group of villains are happy, waw wow screaming and scrambling for candy.
"This way, this way. ”
"The host can't favor one over the other. ”
"That's right, there's one here, too. ”
"Fengzi, let's stop talking here, you can do it yourself. ”
Li Feng was speechless, fortunately, he prepared a lot, and sprinkled three more, Li Feng smiled bitterly. "No, it's really gone, I'll spurt blood if I sprinkle it again. ”
"It's a big loss. ”
"Don't be so stingy. ”
Li Feng said with a smile. "Alright, the next show. ”
"Miao village singing and dancing. ”
As he spoke, a group of beautiful girls wearing silver jewelry came to the stage, and a group of male audience members immediately looked at the boss. "Wow, that's beautiful. ”
"I'll go, Fengzi, why didn't you say it earlier. ”
"That's right, I don't know if these girls have boyfriends. ”
When everyone was talking, Li Feng couldn't cry or laugh a little, and Zhang Xiaoxiao was actually among them. "Are you okay?"
"Underestimate people. ”
Zhang Xiaoxiao raised her little head. "Brother-in-law, I'm very powerful. ”
Not to mention that at the beginning of the performance, Zhang Xiaoxiao really danced well.
"Brother-in-law, I'll go first. ”
Zhang Xiaoxiao waved his hand, Guo Zheng happened to watch this scene. "Okay, Fengzi is quite popular with little girls. ”
"Fengzi's goods are too inauthentic. ”
Compared with Guo Zheng and a few, Liu Liang and a few screamed, Fengzi is really full of men and doesn't know that hungry men are hungry. "So many girls don't introduce to the big guys. :”
Xiaomei patted her eldest cousin Zhao Jue. "What, you have an idea too?"
"No, it's okay, wife, I'm not complaining a few words about Liu Liang's single dogs. Zhao Jue wiped a handful of sweat, relying on himself to carefully think about how to expose himself in front of Xiaomei, this is really indulgent.
The opening ceremony performed wonderfully, and the audience applauded continuously, Li Feng would have forgotten about it a long time ago, and those reporters were gone.
Jiuhua, the groom's reporter, this will be wet, this will be a little stunned, yes, this is the third time I have fallen into the river. This one is about to collapse, he really didn't do anything, but he always fell into the river.
This reporter who was arrogant by Li Feng just now, and was about to go back to hack Li Feng, was in a situation as soon as he came to the dock, someone fell, someone farted and opened his pants, someone fell on the camera, and someone was accidentally stepped on by high heels.
More than a dozen reporters, all of them were unlucky, everyone didn't take it seriously at first, there was still a coincidence, Jiuhua, the groom reporter, seemed to be a little more awesome than others, and directly stepped into the river.
There was a flutter, the splash was very high, fortunately, there was a lifebuoy on the dock and a special staff who were familiar with the water, and soon Jiuhua was fished up, yes, it was fished up, this cargo can't swim.
Originally, this matter was here, who knows, taking a boat to Wuling Road, Jiuhua wanted to come out to dry, but who knew that just came out of a foot slipped, fell into the water again, and drank a lot of water this time.
Along the way, these reporters had various situations, the recorder had a problem, the camera had a problem, and they fell into the water, and everyone began to feel that they were quite unlucky, but they waited to see Jiuhua fall into the water for the second time.
Everyone glanced at each other and remembered what Li Feng said. "No, there are ghosts in this place. ”
"Don't talk nonsense. ”
"Yes, don't talk about it, let's talk about it when we get out of here. ”
"The one who said the most was drinking a lot of river water now. The UU browser reporter said with a smile.
As soon as he spoke here, the third strange incident of falling into the river happened again, this time because of the rope in the cabin, I don't know how to fall and hang on the bamboo raft on the side, Jiuhua's ankle didn't know when it was encircled by the rope.
Everyone looked at Jiuhua who was pulled into the river, their faces changed, and they glanced at each other. 'There's a ghost here. ’
After Jiuhua was rescued, his eyes were straight, dumbfounded, and he began to be confused, and now he is directly terrifying, Nima, he is really a ghost, he fell into the river three times along the way, if no one fishes, he will definitely be drowned.
Jiuhua finally climbed into the car, yes, he got on the bus, he didn't dare to drive his own car, this thing was afraid of death, other reporters left one after another, joking, this thing was too weird, just a reporter ate candy, and his teeth broke out.
There is iron in the sugar, this Nima, now everyone doesn't even dare to drink water, this is too weird, where do a wave of people dare to stay here, out of Wuling, everyone found that there didn't seem to be a weird feeling.
Jiuhua will come to Dongling without anything happening, and bought a set of clothes. "This bastard. The more Jiuhua thought about it, the more he felt that something was wrong, the ghost was joking, what era is it now, so how could he fall down three times.
Jiuhua thought about it, the first time he got on the boat, the second time, and the third time were all on the boat, and the boat on the big river was all Li Feng's bastard industry, perhaps, the more Jiuhua thought about it, the more he felt that it must have been Li Feng's doing, revenge, naked revenge.
The resentment in Jiuhua's eyes became even stronger, Li Feng, you wait.