Chapter 70: The Vicious Couple
Xiao Ziyu wants to say at the moment, this is the correct operation of the male protagonist, of course, it would be better if the voice and hands were not shaking. It may be that Cheng Ming's movement was a little big, and before she could express anything, the snake suddenly raised its head and spit out a letter in this direction, thinking that it should also be frightened, and the distance was too close, so it chose a posture of preparing to attack instead of slipping away.
Cheng Ming, who was originally in the forefront, trembled, subconsciously took two steps back, and stood side by side with Shen Shumo behind Xiao Ziyu, "Goddess, it's moving, it's moving."
"This is a man, one is his husband who is secretly married, and the other is a crazy fan brother and a goddess, and they all hide behind her" The man is really unreliable, give me the stick. ”
Cheng Ming reflexively handed it over, wanting to defend it, but seeing that the snake's goosebumps rose, "Goddess, let's go back first, maybe it will leave by itself later, hey"
Cheng Ming pulled into the air, Xiao Ziyu approached in a few steps, accompanied by the screams of Cheng Ming and the camera behind him, calculated the position of three inches and seven inches, knocked directly before the snake attacked, and then quickly pinched the seven-inch position and picked it up, grabbed the tail of the snake and shook the bone ridge hard, which was a sigh of relief.
Since the third year of high school left the orphanage and came to the imperial capital, she has never been in contact with these, and she was a little scared just now, but thinking about driving it away now, if the snake didn't go far, it would be dangerous for a few people in the back to come up and encounter it again, even if it was a non-poisonous cauliflower snake, but if it was really bitten, it couldn't ignore the wound.
Xiao Ziyu's movements are clean and neat, but everyone else is frozen there, looking at Xiao Ziyu's eyes full of incredulity, the photographer has been shooting out of professionalism, but he also has a chill down his spine, such a long snake is not faceless, what about the vase female canary, whose canary is so strong
Xiao Ziyu didn't let go, just grabbed the seven-inch position and walked back, the snake was like a rope at the moment, and its long body was hanging motionless.
Several photographers and accompanying directors were so frightened that they retreated again and again, Cheng Ming also shrank back, Shen Shumo looked at Xiao Ziyu's expression and didn't change much, but he sighed in his heart, this woman is not like words.
Xiao Ziyu smiled slightly, raised his hand and handed the snake over, "Mr. Shen, the snake you want." ”
Although Shen Shumo didn't move, his body was very honest and dodged back a little, "You want to roast a snake to eat"
"Wild animals contain a lot of viruses in their bodies and are not recommended for consumption. Xiao Ziyu tried to resist the urge to roll his eyes, looked at it to make sure that the snake was useless even if it was not dead, and threw it out casually, "Wenwen wipes"
The literary and stylistic skills are not good, but they walked slowly with the large army behind, but fortunately, Cheng Ming's little cutie saw that the terrible thing was thrown away, and immediately trotted forward and got wet wipes, "The goddess is mighty, your image in my heart is suddenly much brighter and greater."
Xiao Ziyu sighed, "I know it's impossible to let you cut it off, my character may collapse, and the goddess will become a female man in seconds." ”
"That's the most beautiful woman. Cheng Ming followed behind Xiao Ziyu, eager to praise her to the sky, Shen Shumo followed behind with a disdainful expression, except for the little white face that couldn't do anything except pat the sycophants, and he was not afraid that Xiao Ziyu would shake him away like a snake and throw him down the mountain.
After all, it is a mountain that has not been developed much, and when we met this kind of big snake, everyone paid more attention, the three of them walked together, only opened a camera to follow, and the rest of the accompanying director and cameraman were responsible for walking in front with a stick to clear the road.
When he arrived at the preset campsite, he began to set up the tent, Shen Shumo was the observer guide, and his biggest task was to read the task card, which felt like a tool man. After reading the card without emotion, I watched the two of them set up a tent together, and my mood became worse and worse, and I wandered around like an overseer.
After a few turns, Shen Shumo suddenly walked up to Xiao Ziyu with his hands behind his back, "I'll give you something." ”
Xiao Ziyu raised his eyebrows slightly, what is this guy doing, there are so many cameras around, this is to say hello to the director, what can be broadcast has to be cut and explained, so that there is no fear of "what"
Shen Shumo's hand behind his back stretched out to the front, it was a scorpion, the photographer who was supposed to get close to shoot was frightened again, and almost didn't fall, what kind of hardcore characters are these two hardcore characters, one will catch a snake and one will catch a scorpion, this is a love cultivation, not survival in the wild
Xiao Ziyu couldn't control his expression after all, and rolled his eyes, "Mr. Shen is poisonous, if he is stung, he may not be able to send you down the mountain for medical treatment in time." ”
"Oh. Shen Shumo walked away again, and saw for himself that the scorpion was lost casually, and it really didn't scare this woman so boring.
Cheng Ming saw the interaction between the two clearly, and when the photographer was taking a long shot, he came to Xiao Ziyu's side, "Goddess, isn't Shen always chasing you?"
"No, I don't. Xiao Ziyu replied very simply, Shen Shumo had never chased after him, thinking about it, it was really a loss to spend so many years with him
"I think he likes the way you look. Cheng Ming sighed, "Actually, I know, you won't like me at all, I am already very content to be able to participate in the show together and experience the life of a couple with you for a few days, so you don't have to avoid me in private, goddess, I won't try to make it real." ”
Xiao Ziyu stared at Cheng Ming for a while, and couldn't help but raise his hand and pat Cheng Ming's shoulder, to see this realization, if Mu Fanxi could think like this, it wouldn't be so embarrassing to film, fortunately, the fourth season is nearing the end, and the filming of the fifth season should be completed by the end of June, and I hope I will never see it again in the future.
"The ideological consciousness is very high, there is a future, just call me sister in the future, don't be a goddess or goddess, if there is any problem, whoever bullies you can find me, sister will solve it for you"
Cheng Ming couldn't help laughing, revealing two little tiger teeth that were very cute, "Sister Ziyu, now I'm not the kid who doesn't dare to say anything, who dares to bully me"
Shen Shumo came back after wiping his hands, and saw the two of them squatting together, saying that they were setting up a tent, knocking on the ground for a long time, what are you doing Shen Shumo couldn't help but raise his hand and beat the position of his heart a few times, not to be anxious, to be heartbroken, where is this to remind Xiao Ziyu to pay more attention to himself, it is clearly self-abuse
The accompanying director noticed Shen Shumo's actions, but he was a little nervous, "Mr. Shen, what's wrong with you, you are not feeling well, it can't be that the scorpion was stung just now?"
Xiao Ziyu subconsciously looked up when he heard this, this fool wouldn't really be stung, why was he so bored just now to catch a scorpion to play
"Nope. Shen Shumo's tone was so cold that he could drop the ice slag, "I'm fine." ”
When the tents were almost finished, the others arrived one after another, holding the food and some daily necessities in their hands, and they were tired enough. Just now, the accompanying director has already reflected the situation of snakes and scorpions in the mountains, and the director team has carefully checked one side around and made protection in order to ensure the safety of these bigwigs.
Watch as it gets dark, light a fire and start a barbecue, play some simple games, and get to know each other better. Although Shen Shumo and Ye Chenyan are guides, they are also the bosses of the eight artists here, although they are a little restrained, it is impossible to hang the two of them next to them, so they naturally have to integrate into the game.
This game isn't much new.,It's almost Truth or Dare.,Draw cards.,It's just a trick.,Although it's not clear what the specific problem is.,But who should draw which card.,The program team has already marked.。
Xiao Ziyu is not interested in this kind of boring game, but fortunately, the work ethic is there, and he still behaves very cheerfully. However, Shen Shumo obviously couldn't cooperate, and he couldn't wait to write his unsociability on his face, but when Xiao Ziyu drew cards, he leaned back slightly, as if he wanted to see the problems on Xiao Ziyu's cards.
Xiao Ziyu knew more about Shen Shumo's small actions, his hand was slightly blocked, he glanced at Shen Shumo, and then realized a question, this is not a card of truth or truth, is there any need to read the question and answer it in advance
"How old is the first love" Xiao Ziyu coughed lightly, the first love is the big guy next to him, the first year, although they know each other about it, but they don't want him to be so proud, "The third grade of primary school should be ten years old." ”
"Ten years old" was shocked, Shen Shumo's face turned black, this woman fell in love at the age of ten, how could she not know that she didn't know it at the time, of course she didn't know
"It's not a love, it's a double-arrow crush. I was at the same table with him, and he would bring me a hard-boiled egg every morning, so I think he likes it very well, and he should like me too" Xiao Ziyu was not sure for a while, "Of course, it may be that he doesn't want to eat boiled eggs, so give it to me, maybe I'll be wrong." ”
"And then" Cheng Ming decided, next time he went to visit the goddess, he would bring a pot of boiled eggs
"Then we graduated and went to junior high school, and we never saw each other again when we were not in the same school. Xiao Ziyu smiled slightly, "Early love is not advocated, not to mention that elementary school is a bit too early, and I still expect results." ”
"I have reason to suspect that you are avoiding this question. Ye Chenyan unceremoniously debunked Xiao Ziyu, "This kind of relationship that has not yet started, where can it be considered a first love." ”
"Crush is also a kind of love, and when I was in my teens, I was moved by a boiled egg every morning. Xiao Ziyu supported his chin with one hand and smiled happily, "If this is the case now, I may think that this person has something wrong with his brain." ”
"Sister Ziyu has answered, and she didn't say that it must be a two-way relationship, so there is nothing wrong with this answer" An Ran saw that Ye Chenyan still wanted to ask, and immediately opened his mouth first, "Mr. Ye, why do you question this kind of question." ”
"I didn't" Ye Chenyan was a little helpless, didn't he want Xiao Ziyu to talk about the relationship in college, so as to make the black-faced man on the other side feel better, "An Ran, are you defending our Goddess Xiao?"
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