Saying that, Lu Yifan hugged Zhu Yan with a princess, bowed her head and began to kiss.

Zhu Yan was so confused by Lu Yifan's sudden sneak attack that she didn't react, and by the time she reacted, Xiaozui had already fallen.

Under Lu Yifan's skillful kissing skills, Zhu Yan soon died!

His cheeks were flushed, his eyes were watery, his big eyelashes blinked gently, he looked at Lu Yifan in a daze, his two hands wrapped around Lu Yifan's neck, and his body became soft.

Soon.

The two of them had already rolled on the luxurious and comfortable sofa of Zhu Yan's house.

From the sofa, all the way to the kitchen, on the balcony, in the bathroom, in the room......

Throughout the house, traces of the love between the two have been left.

After the passion, Zhu Yan suddenly burst into tears.

"Sister Yan, what's wrong with you?" Lu Yifan asked gently.

"I just feel that I'm not worthy of you, Brother Fan.

You are so high, like Haoyang, that even the head of the Xuanyuan family has to grovel to you.

And I'm just a bar worker, like a dim star.

I don't have any extravagant hopes, I just want to be your lover Brother Fan. Zhu Yan smiled with tears.

Lu Yifan put his hands on the corners of Zhu Yan's eyes, wiped away his tears, and said with a smile: "Fool, what lover is not a lover?"

As long as I Lu Yifan approves, that is my Lu Yifan's wife!

It doesn't matter if you are a part-time worker or a sweeper, as long as you follow me Lu Yifan, you will be the most noble woman in the world!"

"Don't worry, Sister Yan, I will definitely treat you well! I love you, Sister Yan!"

When Zhu Yan heard this, the affection in her heart was aroused again.

She turned over, pressed Lu Yifan under her, and asked with a smile, "What kind of love method?"

Lu Yifan understood in his heart, and said a word evilly: "Do!"

Needless to say, the details that followed.

An earth-shattering battle lasted for more than two hours, and Zhu Yan's voice was hoarse.

When the battle was over, Zhu Yan lay on the bed sweating profusely, the hair on her forehead was against her scalp, and she fell asleep deeply.

By the time I opened my eyes again, it was already the next morning.

Lu Yifan is a cultivator, and he naturally recovered quickly, and he woke up at seven o'clock.

Because he was afraid of disturbing the rest of the fleshy plump beauty in his arms, Lu Yifan didn't dare to move.

Turn on the Glory of Kings, turn on the mute, and play.

At half past eight, Zhu Yan also woke up.

"Brother Fan~~~~ You were so powerful last night, so powerful, people's waists were almost broken for you, and your buttocks and breasts were about to be scratched for you!"

"Hmph, although my brother's age is much younger than you, my brother's ability is great! What's the matter, isn't my brother's skills amazing?" Lu Yifan raised his eyebrows and asked with a smile.

"Brother Fan~~~~ You little villain!" Zhu Yan suddenly became shy, lying in Lu Yifan's arms, and was reluctant to get up for a long time.

Lu Yifan hugged Zhu Yan's delicate body, and the two were silent.

In the room, there is a warm and ambiguous atmosphere.

Bite!

After a long time, a WeChat prompt broke the atmosphere.

Lu Yifan opened his phone and took a look.

It was actually sent by the Jade Emperor; Jade Emperor: "Mortals, stop playing with women! What's so funny? I have thought of a wonderful way to promote harmony in the heavenly court! Would you like to hear it?"

Lu Yifan: "I don't want to (indifferent face)"

Jade Emperor: "Aha! I knew you wanted to hear it!"

Lu Yifan: "I said I didn't want to hear ......"

Jade Emperor: "What? You want me to tell you about my brilliant idea?" Okay, no problem!"

Lu Yifan: "Hey, are you listening to me? Are you a deaf descendant?"

Jade Emperor: "If you don't want to hear it, quit the Heavenly Court chat group immediately!" (Tsundere)"

Lu Yifan: "Ha, Brother Yu's brilliant idea must be a stroke of genius! Hurry up, tell me about it, I can't wait!"

Jade Emperor: "That's pretty much it!, I've decided to hold a Heavenly Court King Glory Friendship Match tonight, which will be broadcast live in Heaven, Hell, and Mortal Realms simultaneously!"

Let the people of my Three Realms all admire my meticulous god-level operations, as well as the awesome game of five kills!

How's that going? Isn't that a brilliant idea?"

Lu Yifan: "......"

As for the Jade Emperor's technology?

It's not even as good as a primary school student!

Let the people of the Three Realms pay respect?

It's a shame in front of the people of the Three Realms!

But if you think so, we can't say that!

Lu Yifan: "It's great, it's very powerful, but as far as I know, the group of immortals in Heavenly Court have gone to play chicken recently, Brother Yu, why don't you follow them to play "PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds" and soak in "Glory of Kings"?"

Jade Emperor: "Hmph, I'm not like those bastards, half-hearted, I'm a traditional, old-fashioned male god!"

In fact, the Jade Emperor has played "PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds" more than once with Erlang God and Roaring Sky Dog......

The following is a replay of the Jade Emperor eating chicken.

The Jade Emperor: "Nephew, nephew, where are you? Why can't I see you? Don't leave me! I'm afraid!"

Yang Jian: "Uncle, I'm here on the stairs you turned, there's a gun here, pick it up quickly!"

After the Jade Emperor ran over, he operated for a full five minutes.

Pick it up, throw it down, pick it up, throw it down......

Yang Jian: "Uncle, are you playing with me? Hurry up! This is starting to run the poisonous fog!!

Jade Emperor: "That's good, that's good, the operation is a bit complicated, but fortunately I'm smart." ”

After picking up the equipment, Yang Jian jumped directly from the roof.

Jade Emperor: "Nephew, this house is a bit tall, will I fall to my death?"

Yang Jian: "No, don't worry, besides, I still have blood bags here!"

He hesitated for three minutes......

Yang Jian: "Uncle, hurry down! This is all poisonous!!!

The Jade Emperor jumped down with a chirp.

After running forward for a while, Yang Jian killed a wave of drivers and ran up to check it.

Yang Jian: "Uncle, come here! There is a third-level body armor! You can come and get it!"

Jade Emperor: "What about the people?

Yang Jian: "...... If you're dead!! don't look around!

Jade Emperor: "What about the corpse?"

Yang Jian: "Ah!!!! they have become boxes!! do you understand how to lick the bag? Haven't you licked the bag? I'm going crazy by you!!"

Jade Emperor: "What? Lick the bag? What is that?"

Yang Jian: "You press the Tab button, and you can see the equipment in the box on the ground." ”

Jade Emperor: "No? I can't see it! That's the Tab key?"

Yang Jian: "Ah!!!! T!A!B!Can't you see it?"

I want to scold him for being stupid!

But he is the Jade Emperor, the Lord of Heaven, I can only endure it!!!

Jade Emperor: "Oh, so that's the case, you said it earlier! With my ingenuity, how could I not understand?"

(PS: What does it have to do with you to destroy you?) This sentence is not what Nuwa said...... It's the words in "The Three-Body Problem!! don't be misled by the glory of the king, hey!)