8. A man-eating axe
"Oh?" Yan Li glanced at him, "you know?"
Wang Qianfan said: "If I knew, I would have made a fortune a long time ago, living in a big house, drinking a big bowl of wine, eating a large piece of meat, playing with beautiful women, hahaha......"
Yan Li resisted the urge to slap the past.
Wang Qianfan squeezed his eyebrows and said, "Brother Hey, I said don't be serious, just kidding, don't be so stingy." If you think about it, this ship is specially for the Jinyang Chamber of Commerce, and a shipment of cargo will cost more than 5,000 taels, plus our shipping fare of 120 taels per person, and it will take one trip every two days, which is ...... than going with the hunting group."
Yan Li said: "Breaking the barriers of the spirit world, maintaining the boat, etc. is not a small number, and you may also encounter water bandits on the road." ”
"Hey!" Wang Qianfan said, "How can it, who else dares to rob the Cao Gang's ship in this world, is it tired and crooked?"
He lowered his head and said mysteriously, "It is said that the leader of the Cao Gang participated in the Battle of the Godsfall twenty years ago, who would dare to provoke the people who survived that battlefield!"
"What is the Battle of the Godsfall?" Yan said.
"My mother is good!" Wang Qianfan rolled his eyes, "Where did you come from, brother, you don't even know about the battle of the Godsfall?"
"Do you want to say it?" Yan Li's eyes were slightly cold.
Wang Qianfan suddenly felt chills all over his body, and hurriedly said: "It was the great battle between our human race and the Shura and Rakshasa clans twenty years ago. ”
Yan Li said: "Do you still need to say this?"
Wang Qianfan said: "You know and ask me!"
Yan Li said: "It seems that you know a limited amount. ”
Wang Qianfan was unconvinced: "Who said that, I still know one thing!"
"Oh?" said Yan.
Wang Qianfan cleared his throat and said, "The battle of the Divine Fall ended with the fall of the Bonan God in the Asura Realm, the Terran Race won a great victory, and the two clans retreated to the Asura Realm and signed a treaty never to step out of the Giant Deer Realm. ”
"What kind of god is Bonan?" Yan said.
Wang Qianfan smiled: "You don't know this." Bonan means 'sacred' in the Shura language, which probably means that their great holy god has fallen, so he can't defeat our human race and chooses to surrender. ”
Speaking of this, he said quite angrily, "Hmph, just a few alien races also want to invade our Great Heavenly Empire, it's just beyond his strength!" as if the Battle of the Godsfall was his credit.
Luckily, Fushiya wasn't on the boat.
Yan Li secretly wiped a handful of sweat for him, and then said jokingly: "What if a foreign race steps into the land of the human world?"
"Hey," Wang Qianfan said disappreciatively, "The alien races have all been defeated, how can they dare to come!"
"How is it impossible?" Yan Li said half-truthfully, "Maybe it's nearby." ”
Wang Qianfan's face was suddenly full of horror, and he suddenly rushed to the corner of the bed and trembled: "Yes, it can't be you, right?"
Yan Li said: "Do you think I look like an alien?"
Wang Qianfan said in fear: "It doesn't look like it, who knows if you used some tricks!"
Yan Li saw that he was a half-grown child after all, so he no longer scared him, and said with a smile: "If I were a foreign race, you would have died a long time ago, but I just gave you a piece of advice that 'woe comes from the mouth'." ”
Wang Qianfan breathed a sigh of relief and complained: "I'm scared to death! By the way, I don't know what your name is?"
"Gu Guanlan. Yan Lidao.
Wang Qianfan laughed again: "It turned out to be an ancient brother, and my father also told me that I can't talk nonsense outside." When I saw you on the boat before, I looked like a little daughter-in-law, and I thought that you were like me, a beginner who didn't know anything, and it turned out to be an old Jianghu. Then you teach me, how can I become a catcher?"
"What's the point of catching fast," Yan Li said, "I just killed dozens of them yesterday." ”
Wang Qianfan was stunned for a moment, and then couldn't help but smile: "Brother Gu, I know you must be joking with me again." ”
Yan Li said lightly: "I don't stop laughing when I'm joking." ”
Then in the next two days, Wang Qianfan didn't dare to disturb Yan Li anymore, huddled in the corner of the bed, behaved like a sheep, and didn't dare to breathe, for fear that making a little noise would cause unknown bad luck.
Yan Li finally ended up clean.
The ship sailed for two whole days, and at about midnight that day, the hull of the ship suddenly came to a sudden halt as if it had been blocked by something.
It took two breaths to go from rapid speed to standstill, and the boat slid forward for some distance even when it was stopped.
Yan Li reacted very quickly, his cross-legged legs suddenly stretched out, stepped on the edge of the bed opposite, and his body that fell forward due to inertia was as stable as Mount Tai.
Wang Qianfan was thrown out of the quilt and hit the corner firmly, screaming in pain, and opened his eyes in a daze.
"What's going on?"
The cabin was silent for a moment, and then there was a commotion.
"It's a water bandit......"
Yan Li heard the exclamation next to him.
"Water, water bandits?" Wang Qianfan's face changed, "Daddy lied to me, didn't he say that the Cao Gang's boat, the water bandits didn't dare to rob it?"
"All the people come out, Lao Tzu counts dozens of them, and those who don't come out after ten numbers have to die!"
At this time, a rough voice came from outside.
Wang Qianfan hurriedly got up and greeted as he ran, "Brother Gu, go quickly, otherwise you will be killed." ”
Yan Li quipped: "When I heard that it was a water bandit, I coaxed it, do you still want to be a catcher?"
Wang Qianfan smiled dryly, "I, I thought about it, but it's still not right......"
The two of them followed the crowd out of the deck, and one by one, they were pushed to the mast to assemble.
I saw a circle of sabre men on the side of the ship, dressed very simply, with a strong upper body and a turban.
Blackbeard, the owner of the ship, and the other boatmen were all kneeling near the bow, all with their heads bowed, unable to see their expressions.
Yan Li glanced out of the boat and saw that it was a relatively narrow river channel with lush woodland on both sides, but found nothing to stop the boat.
He wondered a little in his heart, how did these bandits stop the boat?
Just as he was thinking about it, he was suddenly pushed hard by a water bandit behind him, "Go faster, why are you procrastinating!"
Yan Li staggered, and while lowering his head, his eyes swept back at the same time. This glance made his brow furrow slightly.
Quietly came to the mast.
"Alas, life has been so hard that it is not easy to deceive...... Ahem, I saved some money, and I'm going to go to the water again......"
As soon as he stood still, he found that the Taoist and the little girl were already there.
Yan Li found that although the Taoist had a bitter face, there was an indescribable ridicule in his eyes.
At this time, a man who seemed to be the leader came over and shouted: "Hand over all the valuable things on your body, be conscious! And you, Taoist priest, look at your thief's eyebrows, you must have deceived people, today Lao Tzu will eat black once, quickly hand over the deceived property!"
The Taoist regained his breezy appearance, and said: "The poor Dao is the vein of the Yellow Heavenly Master, and it can't be stained with copper smell, and good people must not talk nonsense, you must know that there are gods in the three feet above your head, and what you say will become a divine testimony, and I am afraid that it will not be ......."
"Fuck you!" the leader was furious, and flew up and kicked at the Taoist.
The Taoist retreated in terror.
The leader fell into the air with one foot, couldn't hold it on his face, snorted coldly, turned his vitality, landed a whirlwind, and fiercely pumped towards the Taoist.
The Taoist screamed and suddenly pushed the little girl beside him out.
Bang!
The little girl was kicked out with her giant axe and crashed into the guardrail on one side.
Everyone exclaimed.
Wang Qianfan trembled and quietly hid behind the mast.
Yan Li's brows furrowed deeper and deeper, and she glanced at the little girl, just as she was hunched over in pain, her little body trembling from pain.
"Phew!" the leader spat on the Daoist, "Coward, at the critical moment, use your own apprentice as a shield, and say that you are a Yellow Heavenly Master, I think you are a complete liar!"
The Taoist was spit on, and he didn't dare to resist, and said to himself with a bitter face: "There are ten sufferings in life: birth suffering, old suffering, sickness suffering, death suffering, poverty suffering, love suffering, hate suffering, resentment suffering, sorrow, and not asking for suffering......"
The leader should be a first-class martial artist, and after receiving a kick from a first-class martial artist, the little girl actually did not die.
She seemed to finally breathe her breath and slowly returned to the Taoist, never saying a word from beginning to end.
"What are you looking at, hurry up and get the money!" a water bandit put a knife on Yan Li's neck.
"It's an old fairway. Yan Li suddenly said without a beginning or an end.
The water bandit's face changed, and he shouted: "What do you say, take the money quickly, or I will cut off your head!"
"Give it to me!"
Yan Li was about to speak, and a scream came from behind him.
When I turned my head to look, I saw a water bandit snatching the little girl's giant axe.
The little girl clung to the giant axe and shook her head desperately.
Under the sympathetic gaze of the crowd, the water bandit stopped his robbery, walked towards the Taoist and kicked him, "Stinky Daoist, quickly ask your apprentice to hand over the axe, otherwise I will throw you into the water!"
The little girl looked at the Taoist.
Daodao: "Give it to them." ”
The little girl lowered her head, and finally let go of the axe.
The water bandit sneered and went to pick it up, and the moment he held the axe, his face suddenly changed drastically, and then it was as if he was a thousand pounds, he couldn't hold the axe, and the whole person was dragged to the ground by the axe.
The axe landed on the deck and smashed a large hole.
"Can you do it?" scoffed one of the bandits.
The bandit's face was furious, and he used all his strength to feed, but he still couldn't lift the axe.
"Holy!" he scolded.
At this moment, as if the axe had come to life, it suddenly levitated, and the crumble on the axe blade suddenly cracked, and it turned into a monster-like mouth.
Then, in the dumbfounded eyes of the bandit, he bit off half of his head.
Blood spurted in all directions, and the body fell.
The axe reverted to its original shape and fell to the ground.
There was a dead silence in the room.
It wasn't until the little girl ran to pick up the axe again that everyone woke up like a dream, and they all screamed and retreated.
The Taoist got up slowly, patted his clothes, and said lightly: "I told you a long time ago that the poor Dao is the authentic Huang Tianshi, and it is the responsibility of my generation to subdue demons and subdue demons. Seeing that this axe is not, it is one of the demons surrendered by the poor road, mortals can't touch it, once it absorbs popularity, it will break through the seal and make trouble. ”
"Then why can your apprentice?" said one of them, shocked.
The Taoist said lightly: "I blessed the Golden Armor Rune for her. ”
"Don't you fuck bullshit!" the leader shouted, "Isn't it just a special treasure, and you dare to pretend to be a ghost here!"
Yan Li suddenly said: "I think there is not only one Taoist priest who pretends to be a ghost. ”
The leader, Huo Ran, turned his head and stared at Yan Li, "What did you say?"
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