Chapter 108: A Unique Song and Dance Performance
Lu Ping chatted with the workers while drinking.
The dish is good, it seems that it is really dedicated.
There is also sea cucumber and abalone porridge, as well as salmon sashimi, in short, the dishes are very high-grade.
Yin Guangming brought a few bottles of aged Moutai, Lu Ping tasted it, and it was genuine, it seems that this guy is quite good at enjoying it.
The kneeling crowd also subtly shifted their direction.
Uncle Lu was eating with the migrant workers, and it was really boring for them to kneel towards the empty chairs.
They do not ask for forgiveness, but they want to avoid it.
Don't end up like Xiao Dingshan.
That's Brother Shan, the famous Wangdong District boss!
Even he can't escape the catastrophe, not to mention the kneeling guys, it's all small roles and tricks.
"Ouch, how did this fish come raw?"
"I also eat raw. ”
"Big brother, this is salmon, which was originally eaten raw. ”
"Sashimi? Oh, yes, yes. ”
As the owner of the hotel, Yin Guangming listened to their conversation and his heart rose and fell.
He was afraid that this Uncle Lu would find a fault and make a meal for himself.
Fortunately, the migrant workers have never eaten sashimi, and they still help explain it.
It's really thrilling.
For a while, Lu Ping and the workers clinked glasses and exchanged lamps, and they were very happy.
Lu Ping also put forward his own ideas: "There is wine and meat, if only there was a singing and dancing talent to help the fun." ”
Workers clapped their hands in response.
Lu Ping looked at Ma Rui: "Xiao Ruirui, aren't you whistling well, blow a song!"
Ma Rui looked up at Lu Ping nervously: "Blow...... Blow a song?"
Lu Ping smiled: "You can blow while standing." ”
"I'll blow I'll blow!" Ma Rui stood up holding on to the ground, almost not standing firmly, ouch, I dripping my knees, I dripping my joints.
Lu Ping said: "First blow two hot mouths." ”
Ma Rui pursed his lips and blew a tune casually.
Lu Ping pointed at Ma Rui with chopsticks and said, "I remember, you pout, just blow that pouting song, what's it called?"
Ma Rui replied: "Mouth pouts." ”
Lu Ping raised his hand: "Okay, you are quick to do." ”
Ma Rui looked for the state, pouted and began to blow the song "Mouth Dudu".
A co-worker seemed to be happy, and clapped his hands and sang along with his soundtrack:
The spring breeze blows a butterfly on the flowering branches
I'll send you to Jiangnan to Kitano
You said waiting for you to sketch that snow season
Come back and sit across from me to make tea
It's another season of flowers and butterflies
I'm waiting for you at the night of the Jiangnan Arch Bridge
I want you to play the spring dream season with the pipa
The return is far away, and the dream is gone
You say your mouth is pouting
Toot toot toot
Pout, you'll come
You say your mouth is pouting
Toot toot toot
The flowers will bloom when you pout
You say your mouth is pouting
I beet, beet, beet
I'll wait for you to come back
You say your mouth is pouting
I beet, beet, beet
……
"Big brother, you sing so well. Lu Ping gave the migrant worker a toast.
Ma Rui was a little unconvinced, obviously I was good at it, I blew it well, okay?
But he did not dare to object.
"Next!" Lu Ping looked at Yaxing coming up.
This time, Yin Guangming volunteered to raise his hand.
Lu Ping asked, "What will you do?"
Yin Guangming replied: "I will imitate the show." ”
"That's good, stand up first. Lu Ping asked with interest: "What do you imitate?"
Yin Guangming stood up with his aching knees and said: "I will imitate Jiang Dawei, Li Yugang, Andy Lau, Jacky Cheung, Tengger, and Jay Chou, Oh, as well as Ma Sanli, Guo Degang, I can learn a little." As he spoke, he thought that standing was much more comfortable than kneeling, but fortunately I had the wit to say a few more.
Lu Ping put down his chopsticks and exclaimed, "I can't see it, can animals imitate it?"
Yin Guangming was confident: "You can try." ”
Lu Ping said: "Then you learn to bark as a dog." ”
There was an uproar.
Yin Guangming's face turned green.
But the king asked the ministers to learn, and the ministers did not dare not learn.
So Yin Guangming could only let go of this old face, and really opened his mouth to learn: "Wang, Wang!"
Lu Ping shook his head: "It can be more like." ”
Yin Guangming raised his voice: "Wang, Wang!"
Lu Ping said: "It seems that there is still potential. ”
Yin Guangming: "Wang, Wang!"
Lu Ping said: "Can it be more vivid?"
Yin Guangming simply lay on the ground, holding the ground with two hands, pitifully facing the front: "Wang, Wang, Wang......"
Lu Ping smiled: "This time it's like!
Can it not be? People now not only call the sound image, but even the body is imitated very realistically.
"Next!" Lu Ping took a sip of wine, and his interest was even more vibrant.
This time, it was Li Zekun who raised his hand and stood up.
"Oh, lobby manager, what kind of talent do you have?" Lu Ping asked.
Li Zekun introduced: "I will ...... I can sing Peking Opera. ”
Lu Ping exclaimed: "The quintessence of the country, what a talent!"
Li Zekun cleared his throat and sang a song by Jiang Dawei's "Rolling Yangtze River East Passing Water".
The Yangtze River is passing away
The waves sweep away the heroes
Success or failure turns empty
Aoyama is still there
Several degrees of sunset red
……
"This is Peking Opera, who are you blinding?" Lu Ping threw over with chopsticks.
In order to be lazy, Ma Rui stood up and walked in front of Li Zekun, and slapped him: "Is this a Peking Opera? This is the theme song of "Journey to the West"...... Three Kingdoms...... theme song of "Romance of the Three Kingdoms"!"
He looked flustered, but fortunately he was witty enough to give Yuan back.
Otherwise, you will have to make this master angry.
Li Zekun covered his face and looked dazed: "Ah......? I always thought this belonged to Peking Opera! This singing voice is very rough. ”
"ROUGH, ROUGH, THAT WORD IS READ WIDELY!GUANG, THREE SOUNDS!" LU PING WAS ALSO SPEECHLESS, MY CHINESE LANGUAGE IS BROAD AND PROFOUND, AND IT WAS ALL RUINED BY THESE PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT GOOD AT STUDYING.
For a while, Lu Ping was a little sad.
I think that my family was poor when I was a child, and I regard books as life.
Helplessly, he was deceived by Sheng Aicai's livestock, and the family couldn't open the pot even worse.
When he was just over ten years old, he was forced to drop out of school.
Otherwise, I might be a scholar, a writer, or a scientist.
God is jealous of talent.
God is jealous of talents!
"Next!" Lu Ping retracted his memory and continued to look for someone to help him.
This time, it was the turn of the initiator, Chen Huimao, to recommend himself.
Lu Ping was angry when he saw him, if it weren't for his dog's eyes and low eyes, how could this hotel be in trouble today?
Of course, Yin Guangming and Li Zekun were even more angry when they saw him.
"What are you going to do?" Lu Ping asked.
Chen Hui replied: "I usually learn some little magic tricks online. ”
"Talent!" Lu Ping looked at him expectantly: "I'm also interested in magic." ”
Chen Hui was flattered: "Then you...... Which one do you want to see, I'll see if I can change it. ”
Lu Ping asked: "I think the kind of magic ...... that turns money"
Chen Hui said excitedly: "I will, I will!" I'll prepare first. ”
The waitress has been fond of magic since he was a child, often watching some magic tricks on the website, and even studied with a third- or fourth-tier magician for a while.
And he does have a talent in this area, and he will learn it as soon as he learns.
I didn't expect my talent to come in handy today.
It seems that this Uncle Lu is more interested in magic, and his fart may be louder than the previous ones!
In this tense atmosphere, whoever can make this master happy, whose danger factor will be reduced a lot.
Chen Hui still understands this reason.
Gotta grasp it.
Come on!
Chen Hui prepared the props and stood in front of everyone with a confident face.
Lu Ping glanced at him, not to mention, if this guy hadn't been wearing a waiter's uniform, he would really have the temperament of a magician.
"Look, everybody, I'm holding a dollar bill!
"Please don't blink, a miracle will happen soon!"
Chen Hui said, rubbing his hand on the banknote.
That one-dollar bill immediately became ten dollars.
"That's amazing!"
"How can one dollar become ten dollars? ”
“……”
The praise continued.
Immediately afterwards, Chen Hui continued to show the front and back of the money.
"Now I'm holding a ten-dollar bill, right?"
"And what miracle will happen next? Don't blink!"
Chen Hui said, rubbing his hand again.
Wow, a ten-dollar bill turned into a hundred-dollar bill in seconds!
Yin Guangming exclaimed in his heart: "I didn't expect this kid to have this hand!"
Ma Rui is also willing to bow down: "Young people should not be underestimated. ”
Li Zekun hated in his heart, I missed the horse just now, you kid behaved so well, isn't this slapping me in the face?
Even Lu Ping stood up and praised him: "This is a good art, I like it! Is it so magical? Take that money to me and see if it is real money or fake money?"
Chen Hui was deeply encouraged and stepped forward to hand over the hundred yuan to Lu Ping.
"It's true!" Lu Ping glanced at it and put the money in his pocket: "Can it still be changed? For example, it will change a lot of cards at once?"
Chen Hui nodded deeply: "Yes, yes!" Fortunately, I prepared some more props just now.
It won't take a while.
One dollar becomes ten dollars in seconds, and then it becomes a hundred-dollar bill in seconds.
With a twist of the hand, the hundred-dollar bill turned into several doppelgangers, and became more than a dozen hundred-dollar bills.
"It's wonderful!" Lu Ping put the money he had conjured up into his pocket again.
Change again.
Reload.
Change again.
Reload.
So again and again.
Lu Ping couldn't fit it in his pocket, so he distributed the money to the workers on the table.
"Come, brothers, take two sheets for each person. ”
"Anyway, this money is conjured, and it is easy to come by, so let him continue to change. ”
"The magic trick is getting more and more exciting, brother, you go on!"
Lu Ping waved his hand at Chen Hui, who looked confused.
Or continue?
People are crying.
I've used up two months' salary, am I easy?
"What's the matter, brother, you can't change it? I believe you can still change, you're a magician!" Lu Ping urged again.
Chen Hui gritted his teeth after being entangled for a moment, and walked in front of his cousin Li Zekun.
Then he squatted down and whispered in his ear, "Brother Kun, lend me some money?"
Li Zekun, who was kneeling on the ground, gloated for a while.
Deserve!
Let you show off, let you be scared!
This is a long lesson, right?
At this time.
Six or seven people rushed in from the outside.
After they entered the door, they didn't say a word, they beat people when they saw them, and beat people when they saw them.
Especially for Ma Rui, he beat him harder.
Ma Rui pointed at Yin Guangming aggrievedly and told the visitor that he was the culprit.
So Yin Guangming was punched and kicked again, his face was covered with scars and bruises, and even his mother almost couldn't recognize him.
After Lu Ping watched it for a while, he couldn't stand it anymore.
"Stop, stop!" Lu Ping raised his hand and scolded: "I'm watching the show, let you mix it up like this!"
Cao Ermeng, who was in the lead, came over reluctantly, like a student meeting a teacher.
"I'm angry, it's because I'm not strict in discipline, they dare to make you angry, I'm teaching them a good lesson for you!"
Cao Er said hatefully, turned his head and glared at Ma Rui again.
This guy has stabbed himself in a big basket.
If you don't take the lead and export your evil anger for Uncle Lu, I'm afraid I won't have a good time.
Show it first and then admit your mistakes, which seems more sincere.
On the way here, he was nervous to death.