Chapter 41: The Mahayana Sutra of Love
What Li Mo was thinking about here was to get up, but Lin Jianfeng was only a little disappointed when he heard this: "Oh, is that so? Then I won't ask." Li Mo, you come with me to the opposite court, and let's continue training. Although your foundation is good, basketball can't be wasted just because you have a good foundation.
Practicing basketball is the same as falling in love, if you have something to do, you should harass your object, otherwise the relationship will be rusty after a long time. And in basketball, it is a hand. ”
After Lin Jianfeng said this, he walked directly towards the basketball court opposite. didn't notice that Li Mo behind him was standing on the spot in a daze.
Li Mo stared at Lin Jianfeng's wide back in a daze, and thought, "Hey, big brother, why don't you ask? What about your curiosity? You won't let me think so much in vain, right?"
Li Mo shook his head twice and caught up with Lin Jianfeng, "Teacher Lin, why don't you continue to ask?"
Lin Jianfeng was stunned and said, "Isn't it hard to say what you said?"
Li Mo saw that Lin Jianfeng did not play cards according to common sense, and rolled his eyes to think of countermeasures
After a while, Li Mo suddenly said, "Teacher, it's wrong for you to do this." Didn't you just use the metaphor of falling in love? I'm going to use it for you to talk about it now?"
Lin Jianfeng smiled when he heard this: "Heh, young man, teacher, I'm in love now, and you, still a high school student who hasn't grown any hair, can't fall in love, you will die of this heart!"
When Li Mo heard this, he was directly stunned, looking at Lin Jianfeng's figure, and the corners of his mouth twitched.
"This teacher's brain circuitry seems to be a bit wrong, huh?"
Li Mo followed again, looked at Lin Jianfeng with resentment and said, "Teacher, I'm talking about falling in love with you right now." It's not a matter of whether I can fall in love or not. ”
"Heh, then you can tell me about it. ”
Li Mo glanced at Lin Jianfeng and said, "Teacher, the method of falling in love you just mentioned is just the most basic method, which is called stalking and stalking." This method is generally useless. ”
Lin Jianfeng raised his eyebrows when he heard this, and said nervously, "Why is it useless?"
You must know that he Lin Jianfeng is now chasing Yu Man, but he is ready to use this method, Li Mo is now suddenly saying that his method is useless, doesn't that mean that he and Yu Man's lifelong event may be blown?
Seeing Lin Jianfeng's fierce reaction, Li Mo didn't know why, but he still continued: "Then I'll continue to fight with you, teacher, you listen carefully." ”
"You say !!"
Li Mo cleared his throat: "The reason why stalking is useless is actually very simple, handsome people don't need to stalk, because girls will take the initiative to stalk them;
It's useless to be ugly and stalked, but it will cause disgust among girls;
As for the ordinary-looking, stalker is still useless, because you don't know if the girl will think that you are really more in love than Jin Jian because of your stalking practice, or if you think you are playing tricks with ulterior motives, and the result of stalking will only be different depending on the object.
So it's basically useless to stalk this trick!"
After listening to Li Mo's tirade, Lin Jianfeng only felt that his mouth was suddenly open and creepy.
He looked at Li Mo in surprise, and couldn't help but think, "Are all the children like this now?"
He, an old man who is almost thirty years old, is now being taught how to fall in love by a student who is less than fifteen years old, and he is really ashamed and angry that he wants to find a hole to get into.
Lin Jianfeng felt that his current self was like a lemon essence that had been cultivated for thousands of years, and one day he suddenly met a little monk, only to see the little monk wearing a red gold-threaded robe, holding a purple gold bowl in one hand, and holding a Zen staff in the other.
After seeing the thousand-year-old lemon essence, the little monk looked at the lemon essence with compassion, and suddenly let go of the Zen staff, and the Zen staff stood upright in the void. But a demon is a demon, tempting sentient beings, and it should be punished!"
Lemon essence laughed when he heard this: "Aren't you a little monk crazy about gain? You can see clearly that Lao Tzu is lemon essence, a thousand-year-old lemon essence!"
"Evil beast, look at my mighty dragon!"
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Putting aside these nonsense, Lin Jianfeng looked at Li Mo, "Li Mo, what you said makes sense. So you don't think people like teachers need to be stalked?"
"Why?" Li Mo felt that the teacher seemed to have comprehended something strange.
Lin Jianfeng raised his eyebrows, "Didn't you say that people like me are all women who come to stalk me?"
"Has anything like this ever happened?"
"Well, it doesn't seem to be. Wait, do you mean that I am not handsome enough, teacher?" Lin Jianfeng looked at Li Mo with threatening eyes.
Li Mo shrugged, "How do I know about this kind of thing." If you want to pursue a girl, you should ask her personally, if she says it's okay, then it's probably not okay, and if she says oops, it's ugly, it usually means that you're good-looking. ”
Lin Jianfeng swallowed his saliva when he heard this, and looked at Li Mo in horror, he found that Li Mo was almost talking about women.
"This is really a high school student, not a veteran who has been in the Fengyue Place?"
Lin Jianfeng was still in a daze, and Li Mo added: "Teacher Lin, don't you have a good relationship with our Teacher Yu? You can ask her if she thinks you look good." After all, the aesthetics of boys and girls are not very different. ”
Hearing this, Lin Jianfeng hurriedly shook his head like a rattle.
Tell him to ask Yu Man what he looks like now, isn't that the same as letting himself go to the execution ground? In case Yu Man tells himself that you look good, then he Lin Jianfeng must not find a mirror to hit and die.
Listening to Li Mo's words, Lin Jianfeng had fallen into self-autism, and silently continued to walk towards the basketball court opposite.
Li Mo glanced at Lin Jianfeng fiercely, and thought, "Why doesn't this person go to the Tao? Is it really to give you the knowledge in the love book just to give you love science? I want you to ask me about the old man who taught me basketball skills!"
"Teacher Lin, have you forgotten something?"
Lin Jianfeng stopped his pace when he heard this, and looked at Li Mo in surprise: "What did I forget?"
"I'm not done yet, teacher, do you want to continue listening?"
Lin Jianfeng nodded hurriedly when he heard this, he found that he was now similar to the Tang monk who went to the West to learn scriptures in Journey to the West, and Li Mo was the Lingshan Holy Realm that hid the Mahayana love scriptures, so he Lin Jianfeng wanted to go all the way to the west.
Seeing Lin Jianfeng say this, Li Mo nodded with satisfaction and continued: "Mr. Lin, do you think appearance is important in the process of falling in love?"
Lin Jianfeng's heart suddenly changed when he heard this, how could he, an old man who was almost thirty years old and had never been in love, answer this question?
"There's... It has something to do with it!"
Li Mo shook his head and said, "It's true, but teacher, you have to know that when you do anything, you have to understand the essence of things." ”
"Understand the essence of the matter, what does this have to do with falling in love?" Lin Jianfeng was now full of confusion, he felt that the more Li Mo spoke, the more mysterious it became, is it so troublesome to fall in love?
Li Mo said with a serious expression: "Of course it matters, how you look at the essence of a thing determines how you do it."
If you think of love as the union of two souls, then the appearance is only a less important part of many factors;
If you think of love as just a hormonal courtship process, then looks should be crucial. ”
Lin Jianfeng blushed inexplicably when he heard this, didn't he like Yu Man just like people to be good-looking? According to Li Mo, isn't he now a courtship animal with hormones all over his body?
"Classmate Li Mo, I said what are you thinking about all day long? How can something as sacred as love have anything to do with courtship between animals?"
Li Mo: "I also agree with the teacher's opinion, the simple courtship behavior affected by hormones should be called stealing and rape in human society, and similar behaviors can refer to Ximenqing and Pan Jinlian."
I'll go on.
If love is seen as two souls pulling at each other, then looks are not so important.
Because there must be many other things contained in a soul, knowledge, conversation, temperament, wealth, and quality.
It's like a barrel, and the whole of a person is made up of these planks of different lengths.
Some people are good-looking, but have a temperament like a beggar..."
Li Mo said that he suddenly felt a strange look from Lin Jianfeng, "Teacher Lin, why are you looking at me like this?
"No, no, you continue!"
"If you are good-looking, but you have a poor temperament, you may not be able to find a partner. It's also possible to find a partner, Mr. Lin, can you understand the truth of this?"
Lin Jianfeng was stunned again when he heard this, and secretly scolded Li Mo in his heart, "You talk about yours, it's okay to keep asking me what to do? Do you have to let me, an old man who is thirty years old and hasn't fallen in love, give you a review? Isn't this difficult for a strong man?"
"I don't know, you continue. Lin Jianfeng replied with a dark face.
Li Mo shook his head, and said with a look of hatred that iron is not made of steel: "Didn't I say it just now, the premise of what I said is to assume that the essence of love is the mutual pull between two souls.
Some people are ugly, but they have money, and they may be able to find a beautiful woman who is beautiful but lacks money, which is called soul pulling and complementing each other's advantages. ”
Lin Jian's eyes widened when he heard this, and he found that what Li Mo said seemed to make sense. But I always feel a little weird.
Li Mo ignored Lin Jianfeng's shocked expression and continued, "For example. According to this logic, our teacher Yu is beautiful and quiet, but in his heart he longs for the truth. People like her need ....."
As soon as Lin Jianfeng heard this, Li Mo swallowed a mouthful of saliva, pressed Li Mo's shoulder, and asked eagerly, "What does a person like her need?"
"Teacher Lin, you hurt me.
For someone like her, you need to find someone who has no culture, looks average, but has a pure curiosity and a strong physique!"
Lin Jianfeng jumped up excitedly when he heard this, "Isn't this the person who is talking about me?"
Li Mo: ????