In the darkness of the night.

On the shores of Lake Amano, two fishing enthusiasts are meeting for fishing.

They are very well equipped, with lights, mosquito coils, fishing boxes, glow-in-the-dark drifts, etc.

They are all office workers in their thirties, who come after work to enrich their spare time, are obsessed with fishing, and often work night shifts.

A nickname 'Li Daring'.

A self-proclaimed 'ghost sees'.

Where did this name come from?

They are all named because they have been fishing at night for a long time.

The two of them chatted while fishing, chatting and fishing, and blowing the sky.

The ghost said sorrowfully: "Little Lizi, do you guess where I caught the fish last night? Isn't there a cemetery at the north end of Fengjia Village in the east of the city, and there is a small bay in the cemetery, and I fished there all night. There are a lot of fish, the mouth is really good, I Qili clicked and caught more than 20 catties, all of which were big crucian carp up to one catty. ”

Li Daring said: "Do you still dare to go fishing there? I went there last month, oh hey, I was so panicked, I felt that there was movement around me when I was fishing, I didn't know what the sound was, and I didn't dare to go anymore when I was scared." ”

The ghost said worriedly: "Out of breath! What about Li Daring, are you afraid of a ball?"

Li Daring said: "Let's not brag about that, I'm not afraid, I just feel panicked and lonely." Don't you know how bold I am? There was a dead man floating there on the Shunfeng Bridge in March, and no one dared to approach it at night, but I helped the fishing team get the dead man up, and by the way, I took off her watch for my own use. You see, I'm still wearing it. ”

The ghost said sadly: "This is bold? Cut! I am far worse than you, there was a car accident on the provincial highway that night, and a pedestrian was crushed in two by the big car, and his head flew out more than ten meters away, and I helped pick up the head. You haven't seen it, your eyes haven't been closed, you can't keep your eyes peeled, I'm afraid you'll never dare to go on the road again in the next life. ”

Li Daring: "......"

Ghost Sorrow: "......"

The two of them were talking with a spittle.

Suddenly, I felt a whooshing sound behind me.

At first they thought it was a snake.

Looking back...... Oops, I'm dripping mom.

Hell!

And it's two ghosts.

One black and one white, hideous and terrifying.

Li Daring and Ghost saw sorrow and threw away the fishing rod and ran away.

Fishing tackle worth thousands of dollars, but I didn't dare to take it back.

In the night, Black and White Impermanence looked at the two fishing friends who ran faster than rabbits, and couldn't help but glance at each other.

"Lao Bai, are we so terrible? ”

"I'm terrible, you're ugly. ”

"It's as if you're handsome, and your face is as white as paper. ”

"You're as black as a blackboard, why don't you say that you can compare them to Africa. ”

"My black health!"

"I'm white...... I'm white and ugly. ”

After arguing for a few words, the two of them glanced around the lake again, and when they saw that there were no more fishermen, they walked to the trunk.

Black Impermanence opened the trunk, and inside was a bag of marijuana that had been tied up.

Bai Wuchang asked: "If you don't move, are you suffocating?"

Hei Wuchang said: "What are you holding back, these pockets are breathable." Nima's, let you play dead!" he said, and slammed it on the sack.

"Whew......"

With a sound of pain, the sack began to roll violently.

"Let's get it out, it's not a hard slag at first glance, and it's sure to be all the tricks if you can't review a few words. Bai Wuchang snorted coldly, feeling that it was useless to coerce a confession from this kind of coward.

Black Impermanence reached into a hand and easily pulled the sack out.

Untie the rope.

A large, round head was revealed.

"Ah...... Yikes...... Hell, hell!" the man in the sack saw the impermanence of black and white, and his frightened hair stood on end, and he fainted.

Hei Impermanence stepped forward and slapped him a few times, waking him up again.

The man still had signs of fainting, but his face hurt so badly that he managed to get through.

Bai Wuchang asked, "What's his name?"

Hei Wuchang said: "Lu Ping, an employee of the Auto Trade City. ”

"Do you still need me to judge you like this? You come to judge, I guess he has to answer whatever you ask, you see the bottom, it's all damp, peeing. Bai Wuchang stretched out his hand and pointed to the bottom of the sack, where it was really damp.

Black Impermanence divided five by two, and pulled the sack off him.

The left half of Lu Ping's face was confused, and the right half of his face was frightened, and he asked hesitantly: "...... What do you do...... For...... For...... Why do this to me...... Why ......"

Hei Wuchang fanned the tip of his nose, and said with a disgusted face: "Look at your big yellow teeth, smoking? I don't know why I brush my teeth, and smoke myself to death." ”

Bai Wuchang also stood a little farther away: "This guy really has bad breath, stay away from him." ”

Well?

'Lu Ping' looked aggrieved.

Just you...... Looks like a ghost, and you're embarrassed to dislike me?

"Boy, I'll ask you if I call you out, and you and Bai Ye don't want to bully a vulnerable group like you. Hei Wuchang stared at the 'Lu Ping' in front of him, and said bluntly: "You just need to tell me who that mysterious person is, and you have nothing to do." ”

'Lu Ping' was stunned: "What...... Shshshsh ...... What mystery man?"

Hei Wuchang slapped him again: "Are you still pretending, right? How dare you pretend to be with me! It's the mysterious person behind your boss, the old one." It's not as good as me. ”

Lu Ping said confusedly: "Boss, our boss...... Are you talking about the current boss, or the old boss?"

Hei Wuchang emphasized: "Nonsense! Of course it's now!

"Palace...... Palace...... Gong is always always, right?" 'Lu Ping' was still the second monk who couldn't figure it out, and gritted his teeth and smiled bitterly: "I'm ...... Just ...... I just came to work, I just came to work in the Auto Trade City, and I ...... It's only been a day or two. How do I know her...... What's behind her...... Shshshsh ...... What a mysterious person, I really don't know, really!"

Bai Wuchang scolded on the side: "Let him close his stinky mouth first, I have stood out for several meters, and I can smell the smell of dead fish and rotten shrimp." The yellow tooth is like eating. ”

"You fart!" "Hei Wuchang shone on the thigh of 'Lu Ping', and he screamed heartbreakingly: "You think I don't know, you've been working in the Auto Trade City for a while, and you're still ...... If I don't talk nonsense with you, I'll ask you if you want to talk about it!

'Lu Ping' was about to cry: "What do you want me to say, two ancestors?"

"What did he call us, ancestor, how could I sound sarcastic?" Bai Wuchang stepped forward, grabbed 'Lu Ping's hair, and shook it violently, and a handful of hair fell out.

Hei Wuchang echoed: "I listen to it against my ears, as if I haven't served us yet." ”

"I serve, I serve, I really obey. "'Lu Ping' was frightened and immediately knelt down, begging: "Two grandfathers, two ancestors, I have no grudge against you, why are you ...... Spare me, I really don't know the mysterious person you mentioned. If I knew, I would have told you...... Ouch...... Ouch ......"

Hei Wuchang said indignantly: "He's still pretending, he's still pretending!"

"There are no pliers in the car, just knock out his two big yellow teeth, see if he dares to be hard-mouthed!" Bai Wuchang turned around and walked to the trunk and rummaged inside.

'Lu Ping' directly cried in fright: "I lied that you are grandsons, I really don't know what mysterious people are." ”

Hei Wuchang slapped him and incited: "You think I can't hear it, do you? It's a pun on the back, who are you lying to us who is the grandson?! It seems that you still don't know how powerful your black master and white master are!"

Lu Ping defended: "I didn't say you...... I didn't dare to say that you are grandsons, I will lie to you, I am grandsons. ”

"Come on, open your mouth, open your mouth! "Bai Wuchang really found a pair of pliers, clamped directly on the front teeth of 'Lu Ping', and seemed to pull and pull it inadvertently.

Tooth loss.

'Lu Ping' was bleeding from his mouth.

"Ah...... Ahh......h Oh, ah......" 'Lu Ping''s painful cranial nerves twitched, and cold sweat covered his face.

Bai Wuchang pulled out one of the other party's teeth, and felt that it was not exciting enough, so he simply clamped his index finger with pliers, and warned: "Do you want to say it? If I don't say that I will pull out all the covers of your fingers for you, this is much more painful than tooth extraction." ”

"Don't, grandpa, you can't pull it out. "Lu Ping" begged with a sad face: "Are you mistaken, where did I offend you, you ...... This is what you will do to me. ”

Hei Wuchang emphasized: "You didn't offend us, but you offended our Hou Gongzi." ”

Lu Ping asked with a confused expression: "Who is Hou Gongzi? I don't know him." ”

"Pretend! Pretend!" Hei Wuchang stretched out his hand again and was about to slap him: "Pretend that we can kill you again, do you believe it or not?"

'Lu Ping' said aggrievedly: "I didn't pretend, I really didn't pretend." I...... I swear by the eighteenth generation ancestor of my Duan family, I really ...... I really don't know the Hou Gongzi you mentioned, and I'm even more ...... I don't know what mysterious people are. ”

Hei Wuchang scolded: "How much is an oath worth? ”

"Wait. Bai Wuchang temporarily removed the pliers from the fingers of 'Lu Ping', and asked him: "What did you just say? Duan family? What do you swear by the Duan family?"

Hei Wuchang exclaimed: "Yes, I almost didn't hear it, this kid wants to play with us again!"

'Lu Ping' hysterically emphasized: "My surname is Duan, and my real surname is Duan." My name is Duan Yu, and I am the first place in Yu Mengya International Training Institution, Duan Yu. ”

Hei Wuchang snorted at him: "Cao Nima, you kid doesn't have a word of truth in his mouth, and you give me two a whole Tianlong Babu, you still have a reputation, which reputation?"

That's right.

This person is:

Fake Lu Ping.

True Duan Yu.

"Honor. Duan Yu cried and said.

"Also honorable honor...... What about treating us as three-year-old children?" Hei Wuchang grabbed his big fat ears, pinched them a few times, and said, "If you want to say that it is the jade of 'jade', it is a coincidence. But you also said that you are the honor of honor, and you have the same name as the little prince in the Tianlong Babu, can it be so coincidental? Why don't you say that you are Qiao Feng, you are a virtual bamboo, dog's day, your teeth have been pulled out for you, and you still don't tell the truth!"

Bai Wuchang seemed to see some clues, and couldn't help but ask at Hei Wuchang: "Old Hei, could it be that you really made a mistake?

Hei Wuchang said firmly: "How could I catch the wrong person? I went to the Auto Trade City in person this afternoon, and when I stepped on it, I heard others call him 'Lu Ping', so I was sure that it was him, and then I caught him after he got off work." What's wrong?"

Duan Yu suddenly exclaimed, "You ...... The person you want to arrest is Lu ...... Lu Ping?"

Black Impermanence warned: "Don't play tricks on the two of you again, it's useless." That's right, you are Lu Ping, I won't mistake you. ”

Bai Wuchang said: "Just look at his ID card, is it clear to Lu Ping at a glance." ”

Hei Wuchang suddenly realized: "Yes, take out your ID card, I see if you have anything else to say!"

Duan Yu smiled bitterly: "No...... Didn't bring it. I didn't bring my ID. ”

"Search!" Bai Wuchang threw the pliers to the side, and began to grope towards Duan Yu's body, scolding while searching: "Look at your fat, look at your fat, this belly, this water...... Huh? What is this hard thing, cards...... Card...... There's a card for this. ”

Black Impermanence quickly snatched the card from White Impermanence's hand.

A business card, to be exact.

It reads:

Name: Lu Ping.

Position: President Driver (and Sales)

……

……

"Grass and mud horses, what else do you have to say?" Hei Wuchang lit up his business card in front of Duan Yu's eyes.

Duan Yu felt that he couldn't wash himself by jumping into the Yellow River, so he quickly explained: "Master, two masters, if I say that this business card belongs to Lu Ping that I took and want to use this mold to print a business card for myself, do you believe it?"

Burst......

Burst......

Black and white impermanence look at each other.

This kid's level of making up lies is too child's play, isn't it?