Chapter 17: You Did It!
"God said, "What you said is really not good. Gu Wen said to him, "You say, how about this god's judgment?"
"Ungrateful plague god, you don't give me this whole set. Have you forgotten when you were down. Who helped you, your houses, as well as the furniture and decoration, who made it for you. It's only been a long time since this Demon Lord helped you, and you have forgotten it all. Do you have a conscience? The Demon Lord yelled at him.
"The surname is Mo, whether you have no conscience, or the god has no conscience, your trick is simply stealing beams and changing pillars, harming others and yourself. Gu Wen said, "Do you think that the Emperor of Heaven doesn't know about the things you entrusted me to do? That's the Emperor himself pretending not to know." You and I both know that the Emperor of Heaven is more shrewd than anyone else. Do you really think that the Emperor has fallen in love with games lately and doesn't care about some of the things underneath?
"Shut up! Ben Demon Lord didn't agree to you. The surname Gu, you listen to me, come out and mix, the money and debts owed have to be repaid. Agree or not, it's up to you to say it yourself, I've already negotiated with our Demon King. In the last two days, Saturdays and weekends, the school is closed, and the day after tomorrow, you will be responsible for infiltrating the school and collecting the resentment fragments of the human world that we want. The Demon Lord said to him, "If you can't get the fragments, when the time comes, I will shake all your affairs to the Emperor of Heaven, and our Demon Realm has been punished by the Emperor of Heaven, so don't even think about escaping." ”
"Heha!" Gu Wen sneered, "Mo Qian, this god can help you." Getting the pieces you want is not a big deal for the gods. But, Mo Qian, you should know that the power of the Demon Realm is getting stronger and stronger, and it is a threat to the Heavenly Emperor. Do you think that the Emperor will still be sitting in front of the computer, playing games, waiting for you people to become a threat to him?"
"I don't care. Mo Qian said to him, "You know, me and the Demon King, the two of us only care about the outcome of things, as long as the result is good, we don't care about the essence of things." ”
"Oh, then you continue to care about your results. Hmm, I'm sleepy. It's not early, I'll go to bed first, and the Demon Lord will rest early. ”
"Not a day has passed now! What are you sleeping? Yes, I forgot, you are in the world, and you should indeed sleep at this time in the world. After Gu Wen promised him, the Demon Lord spoke in a much more polite tone now.
Politely Gu Wen didn't buy it, he let him finish talking about everything that should be said, and he simply hung up the phone.
The mobile phone was thrown on the table, Gu Wen who was lying on the sofa snapped his fingers, the lights in the living room were automatically turned off, and the night lights plugged in on the socket gradually lit up, the dim light was easy to make people sleepy, Gu Wen squinted his eyes and fell asleep.
When he wakes up tomorrow, there are still many things to do.
"Gu Wen, what kind of spell did you cast on me last night, causing me to be out of state all day. ”
Xiao Qinghuan picked up a pillow on the sofa and smashed it on Gu Wen's face, and the heavy sense of oppression made Gu Wen immediately wake up from his dream.
"Who put a spell on you!" Gu Wen straightened up, "You don't come to wronged this god, this god is the one who saved you from the sea of suffering, how long has it been, have you forgotten about the god who saved you from the sea of suffering?" Then you are really an ungrateful fat house god." ”
"Get out of the sea of suffering, hehe!" Xiao Qinghuan showed the mobile phone he found when he got up in the morning, "Look at it yourself, this mobile phone is the one I saw when I got up in the morning, and the one I asked you for last night." Didn't you give me back to me last night, it wasn't in your hands? What does this phone mean this morning? Plague God, don't explain to this god that this phone floated over out of thin air. ”
Gu Wen slept a little dazed this night, he wiped the sesame paste next to his eyes, "Since it didn't float over out of thin air, could it be that you are now a fat house god, it has become spiritual, and I want to come over and paste a gold and touch the light of your fat house god." ”
"Fuck your uncle's light!" Xiao Qinghuan said, "It must have been stolen from me yesterday, hmph! ”
Nothing good happens as soon as you appear?
Hehe, who saved whom.
"Xiao Qinghuan!" Gu Wen jumped up on the sofa on the spot, "Xiao Qinghuan, do you still have a little human touch." In the end, you started with whoever you started, and you are still kept in the bones, don't you know anything?"
Seeing that this guy was standing barefoot on the sofa without socks and jumping like thunder, Xiao Qinghuan wanted to laugh at him more and more.
"The leg hair is so long. Xiao Qinghuan raised his arms, sat on the small coffee table next to him, and crossed Erlang's legs.
"Your hairstyle is really messy. Gu Wen said to her, "I don't have a spare toothbrush here, and I only have one bowl and one chopstick, if you want to keep ......."
"Stay, the plague god is too confident in himself, right? I, Xiao Qinghuan, even if I sleep in a bridge hole and on a big road, I won't stay in your little broken place!"
When the words fell, there was a fierce clapping sound from Gu Wen.
"Well said!" Gu Wen said to her while clapping, "At eight o'clock this morning, the canonization ceremony of the fat house god was just started, and when the canonization ceremony is over, this god will take the fat house god to find a house." But I can't find a house, so that's another story. ”
"Look at your tone, are you laughing at the god for not being able to find a house?" Xiao Qinghuan asked him, "Are you laughing at the god for not being able to find a house?"
"Who laughs at you for not being able to find a house. Gu Wen said, "It's just curious, the funds in your Alipay have long been frozen, and now you don't have a penny in your hand, this side belongs to the urban area, and the money for renting a house is not cheap." The estimated rent of the big house you want is 10,000 yuan a month, and based on the funds you have at the moment, can you afford to rent it?"
"You liar! The funds in Alipay have not been touched. When the god was the god of clouds, there were a lot of silver rings, and the god relied on being the god of clouds and accumulated a donation, which was converted into RMB, and there were tens of millions, how could he not afford to rent a big house in the world. Xiao Qinghuan picked up his mobile phone and checked his silver card account.
The bank card was cancelled.
"Who did a good deed!" Xiao Qinghuan shouted, "Those immortals in the Heavenly Palace are too much! They actually deducted the god Yinxiang! The god has been a cloud god for them for thousands of years in vain, and in the end, they have been degraded, and the silver sound has all been deducted, woo! The god is too miserable!"
Xiao Qinghuan finally sat directly on the ground from the coffee table, holding a mobile phone, sobbing.
"It's not a deduction, it's a slight deduction. It is to directly take your card, including the silver rings you have accumulated over the years, and use them all to build the beautiful Heavenly Palace. Gu Wen said calmly, "My own silver rings have been deducted, do you think they will be merciful to you?"