"My roommate wants to hear it all before he dies!"

"Go to Brother Ning in Nima!

In the future, I will listen to Brother Ning's songs, I am a dog!

But...... It's so fragrant......"

"I'm already a boy with a lot of casual jokes, but when I see you, I'm still willing to wear a white shirt to show you. ”

Exploded!

It's not just the song that exploded!

Even the other two videos of the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother dancing exploded, don't want it!

As soon as those two videos were released, countless singing and dancing experts on Douyin, as well as ordinary Douyin friends, all began to imitate them crazily!

Douyin is on all platforms, and the comments are starting to explode!

Doubling, showing geometric multiples, explosive exponential growth!

The programmers who maintain the server are going crazy too!

"Oh my God! What the hell did I do wrong!

You actually want to send such a pervert as Brother Ning to punish me!!"

"Quickly take away Brother Ning's demon!!"

"Mom, I want to get off work! I've been sleeping in the company for three days!"

"I feel like I've been arranged by Brother Ning clearly......"

Meanwhile.

The work area of Brother Ning's Xiaozhuang, who was crazy before, was also captured!

"Come to Xiaozhuang's grave and spit by the way!"

"Heheda, didn't you say that our Brother Ning can't do it?

"Brother Ning said, I want to be on fire, what about you?"

"Junk Zhuang, I'm sorry!"

"Why doesn't Xiaozhuang even dare to fart now?"

"If you have the ability, keep calling!"

Fans of Xiaozhuang are also anxious.

"Xiaozhuang, fight back!"

"That's right! You also use your work to speak! You also use your strength to fight back!"

"Make a video, kill Brother Ning in seconds! I believe in you!"

"Xiaozhuang, don't let us down! If you can't compare to Brother Ning, then we can lose our powder!"

Xiao Zhuang's face turned green when he saw these comments.

Nima!

I want to fight back, too!

How do you tell me to fight back?

The amount of data in 10 minutes is more than three times the amount of data I have in a year combined!

I'll fight back against your brother-in-law!

The best thing to do now is to play dead!

My face has been swollen like this, and I can't come out and be slapped in the face again!

Xiao Zhuang thinks that as long as he pretends to be dead and survives this while, he will be able to get through.

However.

His phone rang at this time.

It was Wang Gengen, the editor of Douyin, who called.

"Xiaozhuang, what's the matter with you?

Send a video to apologize to Brother Ning!"

Wang Genji's tone was very excited.

When Xiao Zhuang heard this, he was immediately unhappy.

He's already pretending to be dead, and the videos aren't updated.

The editor actually called him to apologize!

What is this called?

"Editor Wang, this is a grievance between me and Brother Ning, I hope we don't get involved in Douyin. ”

Xiao Zhuang said coldly.

"I'm in touch with you, you big-headed ghost!!

Brother Ning's fans are crazy to report you to the Ministry of Culture!

Dig up a whole bunch of your black material out.

The file has come down above and is ready to block you!

Let you apologize, just to leave you a way out, so that you won't go to other entertainment industries without food!

You love to apologize and not apologize!

You can't even compare to Brother Ning's little finger!

What about the big-tailed wolf pretending to be Nima?"

After speaking, the king's foundation was hung up.

Blocked?

Xiao Zhuang was immediately dumbfounded!

all these years.

The anchors he has insulted, and there are many Douyin celebrities.

But nothing ever happened.

Why did he get to Brother Ning and be blocked by himself?

I thought that I might not have anything to eat in the future.

Xiao Zhuang's intestines were green with regret.

"What am I trying to provoke Brother Ning!

Didn't I do it?"

Meanwhile.

Xiao Zhuang dissed Brother Ning's Douyin celebrities before the > of the mobile phone, and they were all blocked one after another!

And the insider introduced.

This is completely the spontaneous behavior of the Douyou, and no one is manipulating this matter at all.

Other words.

From start to finish.

Brother Ning didn't say a word.

It's just a post.

Those of them who scolded Brother Ning were arranged clearly!

"Brother Ning's fans are terrible!

Xiao Zhuang anxiously hurriedly recorded an apology video.

Uploaded it.

Soon.

Douyin friends received an apology video from Xiaozhuang and other Douyin celebrities.

They shouted for joy as if they had won the battle!

"The Ning family army is awesome!"

"Hahaha Xiaozhuang apologized!

"Brother Li also apologized! Crying like a fat man of 300 pounds!"

"Sister Li, who scolded Brother Ning the most ruthlessly before, has now been locked up for defamation, and the apology videos were all filmed in prison. ”

"My Nima is boiling with blood!"

"Me too!"

Without saying a word, just based on his works, a group of Douyin celebrities knelt down to apologize!

Brother Ning's might, terrifying!"

"Upstairs, you're also a talent!"

"You've seen a lot of it, right?"

"Are you also a fan of Lu Yifan?

"Haha, I've found Fan Fan here with Brother Ning!

than the first song.

The second song "Say Scatter" is faster and more crazy!

The worst thing is.

The song is only sung in the last short stanza.

The best part of the front didn't sing at all!

So everyone who hears this song is like planting a thorn in their hearts.

Seriously.

All Douyin is not afraid of Brother Ning's bad singing.

If the singing is rotten, they won't listen to it.

What I'm afraid of is that if you sing well and work well, then ...... It's just 15 seconds!!

It's uncomfortable!!

It's painful!!

There are countless moments when I listen to this song, and I am crazy!

The same.

Heavenly Court Chat Group.

Fairy Chang'e: "Ahhhhh!!!@鹿一凡hh

Neon Dress Fairy: "Woo woo woo...... I'm so uncomfortable! I want to finish this song!"

Yue Lao: "@鹿一凡, a mortal immortal friend, why is it only 15 seconds?"

Howling Dog: "Can you stop just 15 seconds!!?"

King Yama: "I'm not crazy...... The imps in hell are going crazy!"

Jizo Bodhisattva: "@鹿一凡, Yifan, can you record an entire song for the demons of hell?"

Guanyin Bodhisattva: "Jizo Bodhisattva, you're too partial, aren't you!

Why can't we let Yifan record for us first?"

Fairy Chang'e: "That's right! I really want to hear it!"

Just let me listen to this whole song and let me do anything!"

Lu Yifan: "Ahem...... Fairy Chang'e, it's easy to misunderstand what you're saying!"

After speaking.

Lu Yifan alone sent the complete version of "Say Scatter" to Fairy Chang'e.

Lu Yifan: "Mo Mo Da (three blushing expressions)"

Fairy Chang'e: "Brother Yifan!! (three moving and crying expressions) You are so good to me!!"

(ps: What benefits will Fairy Chang'e give Yifan in return? Let's discuss it!)

(End of chapter)